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Bailu turned pale with fright, quickly pulled the quilt over his neck, and stammered, "It's okay to accidentally fall!"

Lorgar said incredulously, "Did it fall on someone's mouth?"

He suddenly realized: "Mengmeng, isn't it? Damn, you two are hooked?!"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Bailu hurriedly wrapped himself up, "I'm a straight man, please, I'm going to marry a wife in the future!"

Seeing that Luo Jia still had an excited expression of obvious disbelief, he changed the subject clumsily: "You still know that when you come back, there is no news about Xiang'er leaving her mother's house yesterday."

Luo Jia exhausted too much energy last night, and didn't get enough sleep this morning. He was really tired and sleepy. He had a heart to gossip, but he didn't have the physical strength to gossip.

While yawning and climbing onto the bed, he murmured, "Sure enough, I was spoiled by Oujiashou Jinwu. Oh, I'll sleep for a while, I'm so sleepy." At the end, he didn't forget to ask, "Where's little brother Ding?"

Bailu had already climbed out of bed, and while playing with Lorgar's remote control car, he answered absent-mindedly: "Where else can I go? There is no class on May Day, so of course I went to An Yajie."

Thinking of the high spirits of Ding Ding early in the morning, Bailu muttered angrily: "What's so good about a man, everything is the same as him, so he can't compare to a girl! Why are both of them gay? !"

He subconsciously raised his hand and touched his neck, he couldn't help shivering, and said to himself, don't look at Mengmeng's usually expressionless iceberg, getting angry is really not easy to provoke!

Last night, Bailu wanted to have a romantic meal with the beautiful woman from the law department that he finally hooked up with, but unexpectedly, the boss who had agreed to pick up his friends showed up at the bar.

Bailu was in love with the beautiful woman Hua Qianyuexialang when the cell phone rang in an unpleasant way.

He picked it up and took a look. The word "Mengmeng" flashed on the screen, which made him tremble with fear. Generally speaking, it would never be a good thing for the boss to call.

Bailu apologized to the beauty, then went to the side with a sad face to answer the phone.

"Bailu, do you want to be fired?" There was no fluctuation in the deep voice, but what he said was a real threat.

Bailu obediently agreed: "I made a mistake with the boss, I'll go right away, something just happened."

"Did some classmate get into a car accident again this time?"

The excuse he had just thought up was punctured, Bailu was speechless, so he could only respond again and again: "No, no, I, I, I am already in the car, I will be there soon."

The long-awaited date fell through, and the beauty smiled and said, "Otherwise, let's meet again some other day."

Bailu thought about it, and stopped him with a smile: "No, I'll take you to Yellow, and I'll buy you a drink."

The beauty readily agreed, so the bad thing turned into a good thing, and Bailu happily led the girl into the bar.

Before he even had time to change his uniform, Bailu first mixed a sex on the beach cocktail for the beauty, and leaned on the bar to watch her.

The beauty sat by the bar, her two long white legs swaying gently: "Brother Bai, does this have any deep meaning?"

The usually ruffian Bailu now looks like a suave and handsome guy with a mysterious smile on his face: "What a smart little girl."

The beauty tilted her head and smiled sweetly. She picked up the cherry in the wine glass and put it into her mouth. She curled her tongue lightly. When it came out, there was only a knotted cherry stem left.

"You really can do anything..." Bailu was fascinated by the temptation, and leaned over to kiss the red lips.

At this time, he suddenly shuddered, and looked back tremblingly, and there was a certain person standing behind him expressionlessly.

"Oh, boss, why did you come here in such a big way, the little one didn't have time to sweep the couch to greet you, you must have a lot of smiles on your face..." The habit of using idioms indiscriminately when nervous really emerged.

Without saying a word, Jiang Meng carried him to the staff lounge like a chicken, locked the door with his backhand, and stared at him silently.

Bailu was so stared at, he trembled and said: "Old boss, I will never dare again, or I will give you two days of work for nothing?..."

Jiang Meng's eyes were as cold as ice, and she said, "Who is that girl?"

well?Aren't you talking about my skipping work... Bailu didn't turn the corner, and replied reflexively, "Female, girlfriend."

Jiang Meng felt displeased with me all over her body, and said coldly, "It's pretty."

It's a pity that such a fool as Bailu thought he was jealous of him, so he suddenly froze: "That's right! My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers."

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed against the door by a force. Jiang Meng stared at him coldly, lowered her head and imprinted a hickey on his neck.

"Damn it, what a mess!" Bailu was so frightened that he almost had diabetes collapse. Before he could react, someone had already slammed the door, leaving him alone in the lounge in a daze.

After finally recovering, he felt a dull pain in the side of his neck. At that time, he thought it was just being bitten. He wondered if Mengmeng really belonged to a dog. After so many shifts without getting angry, what happened this time.

Bailu muttered inexplicably, changed his uniform and went out.

The beauty was still sitting next to the bar, talking and laughing happily with a man, making Bailu jealous.

He slipped over and patted the beauty on the shoulder, and said loudly, "I'm here, what do you want to drink?"

The beautiful woman looked normal at first, but she accidentally glanced at his neck, and her expression changed drastically: "Bailu, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person! You still want to step on two boats?!"

As he spoke, he splashed a glass of wine on his face, and left with the man next to him on his arm.

Bailu was at a loss when he was scolded, and after he realized that his sister had already left, he slapped the table and cursed: "Who is in two boats! Who would do such a crap thing! I am short of money and women are short of money!" In the eyes of the heart, there is nothing wicked!"

Cursing, he went to the bathroom to wipe off the wine stains on his body, and when he was scratching his head in front of the mirror, Bailu noticed a red mark on his neck where he was bitten.

He is not an innocent person either, the mark is in such a conspicuous place, and it looks like a hickey no matter how you look at it, no wonder the beauty said that he is in two boats.

The only problem is... what does Jiang Meng mean by this!Bailu was in a mess immediately, did he take a fancy to Lao Tzu!

……

Thinking of this, Bailu glanced at Lorgar who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and couldn't help shivering, please!Is this the world where all the people engage in radicalism?Why are there so many gays!

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So Lorgar woke up and saw the enlarged face of Bailu next to the pillow with a pensive expression. After seeing him wake up, he said quietly: "In spring, I planted a girlfriend, in autumn, I have gained a man."

"Wow! What the hell is this?!" Then he punched him, and with a bang, Bailu fell down unexpectedly.

Bailu jumped up and said angrily, "Damn you, what a mess!"

Lorgar got up sleepily and said, "Who made you scary here."

At this moment, the bedroom door was pushed open, and Huang Ying from the next bedroom came in with a cat, and was taken aback when he saw Bailu: "Brother Lu, what's the matter with your ecstatic black eyes."

Bailu looked at Lorgar resentfully: "It's not because of him."

"..." Huang Ying glanced at Bailu's little wife-like expression, then at Luo Jia who was disheveled on the bed, and murmured, "Damn it, have you two been working all night? . . . Don't be afraid of kidney deficiency."

……

The remaining two looked at each other for a while, Bailu sighed and said, "Huang Ying, are you smoking again?"

Lorgar seemed to be deeply moved: "Smacking is an art of life; looking for smoking is an attitude to life." Speaking of an unknown object, it flew over.

Huang Ying hurriedly threw away the cat and caught it quickly. Seeing that it was an alarm clock, he was frightened out of his wits: "Damn Luo Luo, if this thing hits you, you will either die or be injured."

His cat and dog were thrown aside by the owner, dazed for a while, squatting listlessly on the side and licking their paws.

Lorgar yawned and said, "Why are you here?"

Only then did Huang Ying think about the business: "Both of you don't turn on the phone. Brother Ding called my mobile phone and asked me to tell you that he won't be coming back tonight, so you don't have to keep the door open for him."

After hearing this, Bailu was very sad: "Both of you don't come home at night, and I'm left alone in the empty boudoir. It's so lonely..."

Lorgar persuaded earnestly: "Brother Lu, if you are really lonely, why not just follow Mengmeng..."

Huang Ying also echoed sincerely: "That's right, look at the girls you've hooked up with recently, they are all weird and weird. I can't understand a word she said a few days ago... ..."

Lorja focused all his attention on Yin Jiaoyu, and asked curiously at this moment: "What kind of literary method?"

Bailu recalled, and also wiped away bitter tears: "She said that ordinary women are water, but she is ice. I asked why, and she said that because ice is sleeping water."

The three of them were silent for a while, and Bailu turned the table with tears streaming down his face: "Nie Ma, this is a bird! I only know that fart is a sigh of shit, but as soon as she said it, she broke up with me!"

As soon as Bailu's story was told, Luo Jia suddenly felt that his love path was going smoothly, and his dissatisfaction with Yin Jiaoyu's indifferent attitude in the morning disappeared immediately.

So Yin Jiaoyu, who was having a meeting in the conference room of Diyu, received a text message. When he opened it, it was still from Lorgar.

【Hey, can I go to your house tonight? 】

tonight?There are three black lines on the back of Yin Jiaoyu's head, this damn kid really has a thousand meters to go!He quickly typed two words [No] and sent it.

The other party returned soon.

【Why! ! ! >.<] Several exclamation points and kaomoji in a row, typical Lorgar style.

Through the screen, Yin Jiaoyu could even imagine the aggrieved look on the dead child's face, answering text messages patiently.

[There will be filming tomorrow morning. 】

Luo Jia called again, Yin Jiaoyu hooked the corner of his mouth, and hung up directly.

At this time, the meeting room suddenly fell silent, Yin Jiaoyu raised his head and looked around: "What's wrong?"