Our dormitory is all straight men

97,

Xie Nuan asked curiously, "What does the new clothes smell like?"

Yan Ning didn't understand why.

Xie Nuan reminded him: "You have smelled it seven or eight times today."

Yan Ning let out an "oh" and said inexplicably, "I always feel like I smell something special."

dreaming.

Xie Nuan: "...the smell of wine?"

Yan Ning shook her head, it smelled good.

Let him get up early this morning to wash the smell of his underwear.

Xie Nuan collapsed on the desk, rubbed his face, and said: "I will never drink again."

Yan Ning touched his left cheek which was obviously red and swollen, and asked strangely, "How did you do it?"

Xie Nuan gasped in pain, shook his head and said, "I don't remember."

The two turned their heads to look at Fu Hanjiang, the only witness at the scene of Xie Nuan's injury last night.

Fu Hanjiang pushed his glasses, his eyes looked at his nose, his nose looked at his heart, and he turned a deaf ear.

Fu Hanjiang: The first time I was taken advantage of was because I was not prepared enough. The second time, hehe, it was because you were overestimating your capabilities.

Xie Nuan: "Han Jiang..."

Fu Hanjiang was vigilant.

Xie Nuan was melancholy: "Do you have any more effective temples in Ningcheng?"

Fu Hanjiang said coldly: "Did the Buddha offend you?"

Xie Nuan:? ? ?

Fu Hanjiang: "Then you are in such a hurry to spread bad luck to Buddhist holy places?"

Xie Nuan: ...

Yan Ning involuntarily lowered her head and sniffed her T-shirt.

Xie Nuan: ...

Curious, Xie Nuan went up to smell it: "This smells the same as mine!"

The whole dormitory smells like laundry detergent.

Provided by Fu Hanjiang, the blogger of Xiaofanshu. (Fully sponsored by the brand business father)

He also has a box under his bed.

Yan Ning shook her head: "No!"

Xie Nuan said: "...What is the smell?"

Yan Ning frowned and thought for a while, and finally picked out a suitable description: "Snow Mountain!"

Xie Nuan looked at his dear little cousin thoughtfully.

The little cousin was looking at Yan Ning.

His gaze was extraordinarily gentle and indulgent.

No pity at all.

Heh, eat dog food early in the morning.

Xie Nuan looked away.

The only Fu Hanjiang who is not a senior straight man: No, none of you have noticed that Xiao Yanning's new T-shirt is two sizes bigger...is it actually black?

98,

When Fu Hanjiang came home on the weekend, Fu Jianchun quickly quit the game and disconnected from the Internet, hesitated between the desktop and the document, and decided to open the blank word document with the speed of her single hand for 16 years.

Fu Hanjiang looked down at the pile of takeaway boxes in front of his house.

"Mom and dad are on a business trip." Fu Jianchun is obedient: "I eat in the school cafeteria at noon, and only occasionally (often) order takeaway at night."

Good brother Fu Hanjiang: "In the future, when I come back at noon, I will make a meal for you and put it in the refrigerator. When you come back at night, you can turn it on in the microwave by yourself."

The new home they moved to was near Ningda University, next door was the High School Affiliated to Ningda University where Fu Jianchun was located, in short, it was very close.

He also wanted to go home to cook for Fu Jianchun at night, but there was no other way. The cultural festival organized by the college was about to begin, and each class had to put on a program. The program in their class was a drama, and the class leader took the bed number of bedroom 404 as a matter of course. Order (face value ranking) to find.

Xiao Xi is indifferent: I want to work part-time.

The onlookers burst into tears: rich people work harder than you, so what is the use of your efforts?

Good obedient student Yan Ning: Yes... Yes.

(No reason for refusal comes to mind.)

Actress: I... I wear high heels and I am taller than Yan Ning...

Yan Ning quickly disappeared.

Fu Hanjiang: I want to play games.

The onlookers finally found the problem. The student's eyes lit up, and he took out the lines he had prepared and said earnestly, "Playing games...you have to do it in moderation... As a student... your first task is Learning... the secondary task... is falling in love... oh no, it's experiencing life...

Fu Hanjiang released a friendly light to Xie Nuan.

Xie Nuan, who had high hopes, quickly read Fu Hanjiang: "I, I, I, I want to be the leading actor."

Fu Hanjiang was satisfied.

The attitude of the onlookers made a 180-degree turn: "...Since there is a classmate recommending himself as the leading actor, then you should act first..."

He wandered around and finally found a suitable role for Fu Hanjiang: "... a tree."

It is necessary to dig out this Internet-addicted young man who is addicted to the Internet from the imaginary world, and let him understand that in the real world, the sky is blue and the grass is green (as in the game), and there are colorful life (in the game). There are also) and vigorous love (the same is true in the game!)...

As a result, Fu Hanjiang became a tree that grew next to the outlet in the rehearsal room while charging and playing games.

The class leader who was forcibly taken away by the counselor: ...

Fu Hanjiang, who is baptized by Xie Nuan's exaggerated lines every day, has a fierce light in his eyes. Against the background of Xie Nuan's carefully selected silver frame, he looks extremely gentle and scum, as if he is holding a bright red pepper in his hand, ready to torture Fu Jianchun.

Fu Jianchun trembled, terrified, and frightened: "Okay...then~"

(My roasted pig's trotters...my milk tea with cake or cake milk tea...my palm-treasure fried wings, fried wings, middle-fried wings, roots, fried chicken legs, fried chicken nuggets, fried chicken rack...)

TAT

99,

Yan Xiao: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

[Yan Xiao:! @#￥%……&* (Various complaints that living independently is not easy)

Lin Juan: I heard that your cooking skills are not bad?

Yan Xiao was disappointed: It was not as delicious as my dad's.

Lin Juan: ...]

[Lin Juan: The place where you live is also very convenient, not far from my company.

Yan Xiao complained: It is not convenient for my family.

Lin Juan: ...]

[Lin Juan: My neck is not feeling well, why don't we go to a spa together on weekends?

Yan Xiao is enthusiastic: Go directly to my house, my dad learned massage from a military doctor, and ordinary massage shops can't compare to it!

Lin Juan: ...]

The time was a week ago.

Yan Xiao: She hasn't talked to me for a week...

(Yan Ning: I suspect that if you reply, you will find out that Sister Lin Juan has blocked you.)

Yan Ning: Invite her to her new home and cook a meal for her by yourself. I promise Sister Lin Juan will forgive you.

Yan Xiao: My cooking is not as delicious as my dad's...

Yan Ning: ...

(really helpless)

The old computer and Fu Jianchun's rainbow keyboard had already been sent home to her. Fu Hanjiang adjusted his newly bought monitor while saying to Yan Ning, "Lend me two useless books to pad the monitor."

Yan Ning replied to Yan Xiao attentively. After all, it was related to whether their Yan family would have a gay man and a bachelor or a gay man and a young couple in the future. He said absently: "Okay."

Fu Hanjiang took out "Gay Subculture" and "Homosexual Studies" from under his desk.

Well, a little short.

For a thick "Sexual Psychology", well, the height is just right.

Satisfied, Fu Hanjiang threw the insufficiently thick "Gay Subculture" into the pile of books.

one hundred,

Tumao Coffee... Oh no, the owner of Fog Coffee is enthusiastically promoting his new membership card to his regular customer Yan Ning: "88% off for the whole audience at [-]! If you can't buy it, you'll lose money and you won't be fooled!"

Yan Ning obediently opened the WeChat wallet: "Okay~"

Of course, chasing a male god requires cost, Yan Ning is very conscious.

As soon as he raised his phone to scan the code, the screen was covered by a hand.

The fingers were thin and long, they collided with Yan Ning's fingers, slightly cool with water stains, it was Xiao Xi's hand.

He quickly let go, stared at the boss coolly and said, "I have employee discounts."

The boss let out a long "Oh": "Employee discounts can only be used by employees and their families!"

Xiao Xi: "Yes."

boss:? ? ?

Someone called for checkout, Xiao Xi turned around and went back to the bar, the boss looked suspiciously at Yan Ning.

Yan Ning's face turned red, and she scratched her hair in a daze.

dependents?What do you mean?!

Oh, the real brother who lives in a dorm.Yan Ning calmed down.

The boss was about to continue molesting the elementary school boy, when he felt two seductive gazes from the cash register, so he had to get up and walk away in despair.

It's not easy to recruit, if it wasn't for the bar and KTV next door who came to poach people a few times, how could he be so bullied by the only employee in the store.The boss thought wistfully.

After all, the only employee covered the workload of three people, and there was also a lucky cat sitting in the store every day.

Shengsheng saved his coffee shop from the brink of bankruptcy and became a popular online celebrity shop in Ningda.

The boss rubbed his nose, suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and gave Miss Xiao a bonus of 1000 yuan on the spot.

(Many years later, the boss confessed: I regret it now. I didn’t know at the time that he was just here to experience life and investigate the market of the food street. QAQ)