Our dormitory is all straight men

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Originally, I could end the military training by persisting for another three days, but it turned out that I returned to the pre-liberation.

Now that the military training assessment is over, the last day is just to walk in the formation in the morning, and it is too late to regret.

Xie Nuansheng stayed in the dormitory to play the game without love, and this round was won immediately, the game was broken, and the update was stopped.

Heart congestion.

At noon, the kind classmate Yan Ning brought him lunch: "Here, hot and sour noodles."

Xie Nuan: "...I don't eat spicy food."

Yan Ning was shocked: "Aren't you from Sichuan?!"

"Yes." Xie Nuan said sadly, "But I am allergic to chili."

No wonder he rejected the human stunner spicy crayfish at the dinner party on the first day.

But a person with chili allergy lives in Sichuan...

The child was so miserable that even Fu Hanjiang, who hadn't looked at him for a day and was working hard to make pictures, gave him a sympathetic look.

Xie Nuan caught a glimpse of Fu Hanjiang from the corner of his eye, and quickly asked for something to say: "Is Fu Hanjiang posting our sunscreen evaluation chart?"

Fu Hanjiang obviously didn't want to pay attention to him, so he plopped a mole on Xie Nuan's lips, and said "um" casually.

Xie Nuan made suggestions (pointing fingers): "I think your... just this evaluation, except that my face does provide some valuable contrast, but its starting point is wrong."

"Yeah." Fu Hanjiang pulled Xie Nuan's face wider and kept it.Opened Yan Ning's photo again, looked left and right, wrote a few rainbow farts casually, added a filter to Yan Ning's photo, and sent it out.

As for Xiao Xi?Fu Hanjiang, who regretted his life, was not in the mood to hit the iceberg.

Xie Nuan's scumbag racked his brains to search for narrative language and said: "Look at Xiao Ningning, he has indeed been a little dark these days, but because the weather, location, and light of the two times you took pictures are different, so that this The comparison of the two photos is not convincing."

The pure student Yan Ning pulled down the neckline of the white T straightly: "You can take pictures of the color difference of my neck and shoulders."

T-shirts two sizes too big for the most comfortable lunch break.

As soon as Xiao Xi turned his head, he bumped into a large piece of snow-white and tender skin unexpectedly. A thin layer of muscle covered the ribs, and the bones and flesh were evenly spaced. It felt good to the touch.

The color difference in the neck and shoulders is almost negligible.

If there is a color difference, it should be the faint pink under the big collar.

Xiao Xi was stunned for a long while without speaking, and looked away calmly.

"No need." Fu Hanjiang said softly to Yan Ning, motioning him to pull up his clothes: "Boys can't take off their clothes casually, you know? Some people look wretched, and maybe they are even more wretched inside."

Xie Nuan felt that it was time to save the roommate: "Actually, I am a straight man."

So what happened that day was purely an accident.

Fu Hanjiang said softly: "Some people appear to be straight men, but in fact, they may still be voyeurs."

Yan Ning glanced at Xie Nuan guiltily, this is... the photos on the forum were exposed?

Yan Ning decided to help Xie Nuan win back: "Maybe some people just don't know how to take pictures."

Fu Hanjiang was depressed: "Do you think my photography skills are not good?"

Fu Hanjiang opened the little fan book, and the little heart under Yan Ning's photo was climbing crazily, the comments were endless, full of rainbow farts, and there was no end in sight.

Fu Hanjiang took out the treasure chest from the cabinet, and opened it with a "snap" sound, revealing an assortment of cosmetics that should never appear in a straight man's dormitory. Fu Hanjiang gritted his teeth: "Come on, take pictures until you are satisfied."

twenty,

Although he didn't eat, Xie Nuan transferred the meal fee to Yan Ning, put the phone on the mat, and stretched his neck to look at Fu Hanjiang's table.

Seeing Xiao Fanshu's desktop that obviously didn't match the painting style of their straight male dormitory, he patted the bed and laughed wildly: "Han Jiang, you actually play this kind of little girl's app! Hahahahahaha!"

Seeing that Fu Hanjiang took out the makeup box: "Oh my god, you can actually do makeup hahahaha! So you are still a beauty blogger hahahahahaha!"

Seeing that Xie Nuan's phone was rolled around by him, Yan Ning was about to remind him, when the phone followed the soft arc of the ice silk mat smoothly, gracefully, and slowly "snapped", and the i glass ( p) Li(h)one fell to the ground and shattered.

Yan Ning: ...

Xie Nuan, who was not particularly mobile, was lying on the bed in a daze, looking at the dead cell phone under the bed.

Yan Ning escaped from Fu Hanjiang's clutches, and kindly picked up the iPhone with a spider-like surface on the front and back for him, and comforted him: "It may not be broken, my phone has been dropped several times, and it can be used with a different screen. of."

Xie Nuan took his glass machine tremblingly, pressed the Home button, but there was no response.

He switched on the power with trembling hands, and a puff of white smoke drifted out from the broken mobile phone.

Yan Ning, Xie Nuan, Fu Hanjiang: ...

The three silly children stared at the smoking mobile phone and looked at each other.

Xie Nuan also stretched out his mortal paw to try to press the power off button.

Xiao Xi rushed up and kicked off the plug of the extension board. He was tall, and he didn't need to climb the escalator to stand under the bed. He stretched his arms to the head of Xie Nuan's bed, pinched the flaming mobile phone with a wet towel and threw it in the bathroom. in the basin.

Xie Nuan had already burned a small hole in the ice silk mat, revealing the uniform youth blue sheets issued by the school below, and then he jumped up screaming, howling in pain: "My little machine!"

21,

Xiao Xi calmly said: "I threw it away, I will pay for it."

Xie Nuan wanted to cry but had no tears: "No, no, no..."

Yan Ning said first: "I am also responsible! I will pay!"

The school belle (?) is still working part-time the day before school starts, how poor is it, and Xie Nuan's mobile phone is the latest model, Yan Ning thinks about the extra month's living expenses that she got for nothing.I feel that I can still afford this small amount of money.

Xie Nuan glanced at the two of them inexplicably: "I threw the phone away and plugged in the power supply myself. Don't you scold me for almost burning down the dormitory, and you still want to pay me for the phone?"

Yan Ning: ...

He turned out to be a reasonable person.

Xie Nuan said: "This is a legitimate reason, I can ask my brother for money."

He turned on the computer and clicked on the computer version of WeChat.

[Please scan the QR code with your mobile phone to log in. 】

Xie Nuan yelled: "If I have a mobile phone, why do I log into WeChat on my computer!"

Yan Ning: "This design is a bit..."

Although he never lost his mobile phone, he still empathized and said: "...mentally retarded."

Xie Nuan downloaded Qiuqiu and tried five times. Warm reminder: Your password is locked, please click the link below to unlock it.

Xie Nuan click in: Please enter the bound phone number 【】

Please enter the bound email【】

Xie Nuan lost his phone number and email, and confirmed: Hello, the verification code has been sent to your mobile phone number ending in 1010; the confirmation link has been sent to your 10******[email protected]qiuqiu.com mailbox.

Please enter this verification code into this confirmation link...

Xie Nuan: ...

Now he can neither turn on the phone nor log into Qiuqiu's mailbox.

Yan Ning offered advice: "Don't you remember your family's phone number?"

Xie Nuan was puzzled: "Who can remember this? Do you remember?"

Yan Ning is serious: "My father's phone number is 13xxxxxxxxx, my mother's phone number: 15xxxxxxxxx, my brother's phone number: 18xxxxxxxxx, my uncle...my aunt...my hall...my cousin..."

Xie Nuan: ...

"Okay, okay." Fu Hanjiang said lovingly: "Don't worry, little brother, we will contact your family and send you home safely."

22,

Xiao Xi: "Go and reapply for a phone card, I will lend you my phone first."

Xie Nuan's eyes lit up: "Is your mobile phone the legendary dual card dual standby?"

Xiao Xi: "...No."

Xie Nuan scratched his head: "Then what should your family do if they contact you?"

Xiao Xi was silent for a moment: "Probably not."

Yan Ning, who had always been paying close attention to Xiao Xi, glanced at him quickly, then quickly withdrew his gaze and pretended to be nonchalant: No?what not?No family will contact him?what's the situation?

But this involves the other party's privacy, if he doesn't talk about it, Yan Ning will not take the initiative to ask.

After all, his and Xiao Xi's sexual orientations are still a mystery, the beauty is separated by clouds, and the road is long and difficult.Yan Ning thought melancholy.

Xie Nuan thought for a while: "Forget it, do you have any money? First lend me some money to buy a mobile phone, and I will return it to you when I contact my brother."

It just so happened that the military training was over, and I had half a day off in the afternoon, so I had time to go out and buy a mobile phone to replace my card.

If you buy online, it will be the eleventh holiday soon, and I am afraid that you will have to wait until after the eleventh to receive the goods.

Yan Ning raised her hand: "I'll accompany you! I have money!"

His idea is very simple, military training is mixed training, the students in the class are not very familiar, and there are two people left in the same dormitory, one is a coolie?Part-time job, a daily leveling of various games and a beauty blogger, presumably the economic situation is very average, the kind-hearted little classmate of Yan Ning embraces his five-figure assets, and feels that he is rich, so he must He is the richest cub in this dormitory.