God, your rabbit fell

Ruan Xiaoqi didn't care if others said he was fat, he was just a rabbit, of course the softer the better.What's more, his meat is fed by Lin Xuezhe, can the meat fed by Lin Xuezhe be called meat?That's evidence of love!

So he didn't take it seriously, and was even a little proud, with his little nose upturned, "Love is fat, do you understand?"

Qingyan chased Manshu for tens of thousands of years, but she still couldn't get her to take a second look at him. Now, a young little rabbit monster has hooked up with the heavenly sage Ziyang Emperor, not to mention, and even laughed at him as an old bachelor. What kind of world is this? ?The most irritating thing is that he can't do anything to him yet, otherwise, if the little rabbit monster's backer recovers his divine power one day, he might be able to steal his Thousand Breath Cave.

Angry and very angry, but can't vent it, it's difficult!

Qingyan rolled her eyes, hooked Ruan Xiaoqi's shoulders and hugged him in front of her, and the two whispered to each other, "Hey, where are you and Ziyang?"

"I want you to care!" Ruan Xiaoqi blushed and was about to push him away, but Qingyan hugged him even tighter, "Tell me, I raised you anyway, so I can be considered your half-father, right?"

Ruan Xiaoqi rolled her eyes, "Don't take advantage of me, do you dare to let Ziyang call you father?"

"..." Qingyan was choked back by him, almost choked to death by her own saliva.

Seeing that the little rabbit was disobedient and twisted to avoid him, Qingyan didn't try to be tricky, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, be careful, don't accidentally catch a little Qi, it will be troublesome."

"???" Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes widened, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a male rabbit! Male!"

"I didn't say you were a mother," Qingyan covered her mouth with a chuckle, then cleared her throat, raised her face solemnly, and put on the airs of a storyteller, "It is said that at the beginning of all things, this rabbit is Hermaphrodites, male rabbits can also conceive. It's just that after the yin and yang are determined, male rabbits in the world don't care about giving birth to babies. But aren't you the only little rabbit demon known as the only one in the world? So you have to compare yourself I thought it was much more powerful."

As Qingyan said, she leaned over to poke Ruan Xiaoqi's stomach, but Ruan Xiaoqi dodged it, "Don't touch it! I believe you have ghosts! You old fox is really bad!"

"Believe it or not, it's up to you, but you, a long-lived little rabbit, still have to listen to our old man more, otherwise, if you eat something bad and hurt the little rabbit, how bad would it be?"

"You're so annoying!" Ruan Xiaoqi frowned all of a sudden, conjured up a broom and coaxed Qingyan out of the room, and closed the door with a "bang", only then did he realize his own His face was completely red, and he still felt a little hot.

He touched his belly, um... it was chubby, it was indeed a bit bigger than when he left Chang'an.But what does this mean?He obviously just ate too much and gained weight, so Qingyan must be teasing him!

Ruan Xiaoqi knew that Qingyan's words were probably false, so she didn't take it to heart, and fell asleep when she got on the bed and covered her head.In the end, I turned over 27 times and still couldn't fall asleep. Finally, I couldn't hold back my body and slipped into Lin Xiang's study to find a medical book and read it secretly for a night. Still talking about eating less lychees and fasting crabs.

Lin Xuezhe didn't know what happened last night, and thought that this little glutton was thinking about summer lychees again, and while helping him to dress, said, "Lychees are not in season, do you want grapes?"

"Grapes, sweet in taste and flat in nature, invigorate the spleen and stomach..."

"What a mess." Lin Xue covered his face with a suppressed smile, "Lazy bunny, wake up, it's time to go to school!"

Ruan Xiaoqi was obedient at first, when he heard the word "go to school", he immediately pouted into the quilt, "I won't go, I won't go, going to school will affect my mood, and the consequences will be very serious!"

Lin Xuezhe was still puzzled, this little thing doesn't even bother to think of a legitimate reason for wanting to play truant now?What is this called? He was very angry and funny, and slapped his butt a few times, "Ruan Xiaoqi, if you don't obediently go to school, I will be angry too, and the consequences of my anger will be very serious."

"Hmm..." Ruan Xiaoqi arched her buttocks, stuck out half of her head from under the quilt, and started to cry when she blinked, "You don't hurt me anymore, I need someone to take care of you now, Lin Xuecovers you so bad!"

Lin Xuezhe was confused by him, and thought that he was really unwell, so she reached out to touch his forehead as soon as she frowned, "Do you have a fever?"

"No!" Ruan Xiaoqi opened his hand angrily, turned his back on him and began to lose his temper, "Don't worry about me, anyway, no one loves me..."

"Let you go to school and say these cruel words to stab my heart?"

Lin Xuezhe still felt strange, although Ruan Xiaoqi didn't like to go to school before, but she never got angry with him like this, what's the matter today?To say that he is a willful child is too willful, right?Besides, well, who recruited him?

He couldn't figure it out here, but Qing Ling was urging him to go to Yingmao outside, otherwise it would be too late.Lin Xue couldn't help it, so she leaned over and stroked his hair, "I have to go to the Imperial Academy, if you're really uncomfortable, take a rest today, and I'll be with you when I come back."

After hearing his words, Ruan Xiaoqi escaped from the sadness he had made himself, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep in response.Lin Xuezhe helped him tuck the quilt, got up and left, and told Ayang to find a doctor to check on him, so he didn't really fall ill.

Naturally, Ah Yang would respond to everything, who knew that Ruan Xiaoqi refused to see the doctor when he arrived at the Prime Minister's residence.

He read the medical books all night yesterday. The book said that a woman is pregnant, one is prone to lack of lethargy, the other is gluttony and sour, the third is emotionally unstable, and the fourth is belly fat.He compared his calculations with his own, and adding Qingyan's words, he really thought that he was pregnant with Lin Xuezhe's cub as soon as he slapped his forehead.

If the mortal doctor finds out that the man is pregnant, he will be burned to death as a monster.

Although he himself is only a little rabbit demon.

But not now, now he is not an ordinary little rabbit monster, but a little rabbit monster with cubs.So he has to protect himself well, keep a happy mood, take advantage of the rare privileges, and play tricks to make him petty.

The most important thing is not to go to school, otherwise he would lose ten years of life just by looking at the old master's face.

After he drove the old doctor away, he stayed in the room feeling bored, thinking about where to have some fun, when Ayang cautiously came over to persuade him, "Master, if you are sick, you need to be cured."

"Bah! You're the only one who is sick!" Ruan Xiaoqi spat at him while holding his chin, and then fell silent again.

What he was thinking about was that although Ayang's words were not pleasant to listen to, there was still some truth in it. Don't all mortal women have to take good care of them if they are pregnant?

He rubbed his stomach, and beckoned Ayang Fuer to come over, "You, go get me a bowl of anti-fetal medicine."