God, your rabbit fell

Chapter 61 Lu Yi - Dijun likes stupid people

Illusion technique has always been difficult to turn a dead thing into a living thing, but easy to turn a living thing into a dead thing, so after Nianyu made up his mind to sneak into the Wishful Palace, he painstakingly practiced this technique for a long time, and finally he was able to turn the He turned himself into a radish carved into a lotus flower, and sneaked into the small kitchen of Ziyang Palace.

Ruan Xiaoqi is a wild rabbit, it can eat anything, even anything soiled with mud.But Dijun Ziyang is a delicate person, he is absolutely not allowed to have a little bit of dirt on his body, even if he has to take a bath three times a day, he is only allowed to eat radishes that have to be ripe.It was because of him that the small kitchen couldn't do without radishes. It was said that there were a few young fairies who were cooking spoons who felt disgusted when they saw radishes these days, so they resigned immediately.

Others don't know why, they just think that Emperor Ziyang suddenly changed his nature and wanted to taste the fireworks in the world, but Nianyu knew it very well, to put it bluntly, it was just because of that stinky rabbit!

It's enough for a beast to deal with a few casual meals, so why bother to make such an exquisite meal?Her heart was sour, she didn't know how many times she cut Ruan Xiaoqiqian into pieces.

She lay on the small porcelain plate and waited not long before there was a movement at the door. It was Jie Mu Xianguan who came to urge her to eat. There was a bang, ping, bang, bang, and she was put into the food box together with other radishes, just like that Entered Ruyi Hall.In Ruyi Hall, Ruan Xiaoqi was lying on Emperor Ziyang's desk to watch him write, and by the way became a furry paperweight.

Jiemu Xianguan put the food box at the door of the study and left. Nianyu quietly lifted the lid of the food box by a crack, seeing this scene made her feel sour.It's fine if you can enter Ruyi Hall, but you can still enter Emperor Ziyang's study? !Who doesn't know that Emperor Ziyang is half a foot close to him, and he retreats half a step, what kind of virtue this rabbit has accumulated in his previous life!

But the sourness turned sour, Nianyu couldn't really send herself there as a radish, seeing that Emperor Ziyang and the others had no intention of eating for the time being, she carefully slipped out of the food box and hid in the grass on one side.

I don't know how long they've been nesting, Ziyang Emperor finally came over to pick up the food box, and Ruan Xiaoqi was already jumping up and down on the table, very happy.In the end, extreme joy turned into grief, and he twisted his foot and fell into the wet inkstone on Ziyang Dijun's writing desk, not to mention splashing ink all over his body, and Ziyang Dijun's painting just now was completely ruined.

He also knew he was wrong, so he drooped his ears and stepped back, for fear of being scolded by Emperor Ziyang again.In fact, before Emperor Ziyang got angry, he fell down from the desk, the pain was so painful that his eyes circled around Venus, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

Emperor Ziyang didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh, so he could only walk over and lift his last clean paw, "Take a bath first."

Ruan Xiaoqi doesn't want to take a bath, Ruan Xiaoqi wants to eat carrots...

Emperor Ziyang seemed to see through his mind at a glance, and bounced him back to reality, "Don't even think about it."

Ruan Xiaoqi cowardly resigned to her fate, and was thrown into the bathtub specially made for it by Emperor Ziyang.The water temperature is just right, neither cold nor hot, but Ruan Xiaoqi really hates water, especially after taking a bath, his body is wet, it looks like a snot all over his body, and even his steps are a lot heavier, which is uncomfortable Terrible!

Ruan Xiaoqi's little head was resting on the edge of the bathtub, enjoying the massage from Emperor Ziyang while showing a look of lovelessness.Emperor Ziyang couldn't help but read, "You little bastard really doesn't know what to do. If I knew you were such a trouble, I might as well throw it into the boiling water pot and stew a bowl of steaming rabbit soup."

For such a long time, Emperor Ziyang has almost written a book "One Hundred Ways to Use Rabbits", and he has to come up with it from time to time.Ruan Xiaoqi was not happy at first, but now he can not only act as if he can't hear, but also dare to shake his body and throw Ziyang Dijun all over his body to express his dissatisfaction.

Emperor Ziyang held him down, "If you don't obey me again, I will have to live today."

Ruan Xiaoqi didn't move, let Emperor Ziyang wash and dry him, then carried him under the sun, and put the radish in front of him, "Eat it."

He poked Ruan Xiaoqi's head as he spoke, "You, I have some things to do in seclusion later, so I'll play in the yard obediently by myself, don't run around, understand?"

Ruan Xiaoqi was happily gnawing on a piece of radish carved into a fox with his two little paws, and he didn't take his words to heart at all.Emperor Ziyang got used to his heartless appearance, so he let him go, thinking that anyway, he would only retreat for half a day, taking advantage of the rare weather in the Great Barren Mountains to use the Mingshi mirror to find the lotus in the North Pole, nothing would go wrong.

Ruan Xiaoqi is also very sensible, knowing when to cling and when to be aware of current affairs, and when Emperor Ziyang locked him out, he would flatten his body and bask comfortably in the sun.Is there anything happier in this world than taking a nap with a full stomach?Ruan Xiaoqi's ears turned up and down for a while, waking up and sleeping, playing with himself quite happily.

Nianyu slipped out at this moment.

She was already so angry that she was about to reveal her original shape when she saw Emperor Ziyang helping Ruan Xiaoqi take a bath. She thought that this rabbit might have something extraordinary, but now it seems that it is only extraordinary stupidity.Then why did Emperor Ziyang treat him so well!

Does Dijun like stupid people?

That Dijun always thought she was stupid, why didn't he show him a good face?

Nianyu was furious, and rolled up to Ruan Xiaoqi while he was asleep, and was about to turn into a grass bug and bite him, but Ruan Xiaoqi, who was dreaming, bit her instead.

Nianyu couldn't help crying out, which woke Ruan Xiaoqi up, he pricked up his ears and looked left and right, but there was no one except for the breeze stroking the green grass.He rubbed his face with his little paws, only then did he notice that a piece of carrot had fallen in front of him.

He didn't think much about it, or with his simple mind of a rabbit, he never thought that this would be the princess of the Celestial Clan.He leaned over and sniffed it, and opened his mouth to bite. Nianyu was so frightened that he rolled back and avoided the rabbit's mouth.

It was also the first time Ruan Xiaoqi saw a carrot that could run, and immediately became interested, and chased him all the way to the gate of Ruyi Hall.

Originally, he couldn't open the door of Ruyi Hall, but maybe Emperor Ziyang was closing it, and the barrier on the door became much weaker, and Nianyu was actually told to get out.Ruan Xiaoqi didn't want to eat radishes anymore, she just wanted to play with her, so she naturally followed her.

After walking not far, Nianyu saw that there was no one around, and finally broke the spell, regained her human body, and arrested Ruan Xiaoqi who was about to run away.Ruan Xiaoqi had heard Ziyang say countless times that, except for him and Jie Mu Xianguan, anyone approaching him would stay far away, and now being held like this naturally struggled to run away.

However, no matter how bad Nianyu was, she was still the princess of the Celestial Clan, so she casually used a fixation formula and put it in a rag bag, "Fill the stove, stinky rabbit!"

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