I conquer the world with my voice

Yan Yu went back to his room, took out his piggy bank, and counted the 1000 yuan three times before lying on the bed happily.Use your finger to count the date when you can withdraw cash.

As a mermaid who has successfully cultivated into an adult, he should be the worst demon.According to the senior who has been struggling in human society for decades, the aura is getting weaker and weaker, and he succeeded in becoming a demon only by picking up the loophole of the heaven.

Now that the heavens are collapsing, the aura is gradually weakening, so that the gods are disappearing, the monsters are weak, the demons are declining, and the humans are gradually prospering.The demon clan is declining, and it is rare to see a large ethnic group, so "no matter what race you are, as long as you are a demon, we are brothers and sisters of different fathers and mothers!" Seniors said.

What?You say the age difference is too big?Come, come, look at my thin skin and tender face, shout grandma, I listen, age is not a problem, but face is.

Seniors have rarely seen newcomers since the founding of the People's Republic of China. Now when they saw Yan Yu, they enthusiastically introduced the work of surviving in human society.But Yan Yu has no academic qualifications and no household registration, it is really difficult to move forward, and the monster race with legal status can only live honestly according to the human way of life and cannot use spiritual power.

Fortunately, although the Yaozu is in decline, there are always a few bigwigs in all walks of life. Thanks to everyone's ability, he finally obtained a legal identity, and his household registration is under the name of Zhang Ling, an octopus who lives alone in Haishi. his brother.

Zhang Ling has been mature for nearly 100 years. On the surface, he still looks like a young man in his 20s. He is 1.9 meters tall and has tendons all over his body.However, his occupation does not match his figure. He is a history teacher at a nearby school during the day, and turns into a super coding machine at night, which is updated crazily. Envious.

He really has nothing to do, so at Zhang Ling's suggestion, he signed a contract with Shudan Company and officially became a small anchor.After watching other live broadcast rooms a few more times and learning a little terminology, the host Yan Xiao finally bit the bullet and joined.

But as an ambitious demon, Yan Yu still felt that his cultivation could not be wasted, so he saved enough car money every time he broadcast live, and invited Zhang Ling to bask in the moonlight on the sea where he was born and absorb the essence of the moon.

Everything is just right as imagined, but he has no money, and the means of transportation in human society are a bit expensive.

Yan Yu turned over on the bed, sighed faintly, it's too miserable, he has been mature for two months, and his property doesn't even add up to 2000 yuan. Although the jewels saved in the sea are priceless, but take them out He has to hand it over to the country, and he is not willing to give it up until he has seen enough.Pearls are no longer sought after by humans, it is really difficult to be a demon.

Speaking of which, he himself didn't believe that he was once a powerful monster.

Those who live in Zhangling live in Zhangling, but they haven't even paid the rent. Yan Yu covered his face in shame, "Let's continue the live broadcast, it's a bit miserable, Yan Yu."

While feeling depressed, Zhang Ling knocked on the door suddenly, "Xiaoyu, do you want some supper? I just bought a barbecue."

Yan Xiaoyu Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, a kite turned over and got out of bed, and said concisely, "Eat!"

Who can resist the temptation of barbecue?If so, it's definitely not him, Yan Yu.

Zhang Ling handed the beer to Yan Yu, and said embarrassedly, "Xiaoyu, I can't talk, but I really think the live broadcast is also very good. You don't need so many skills, you can just sing and tell stories. Relax. Don't care too much about what other people think, life is your own after all."

Yan Yu opened the beer and took a small sip, pursed his lips and smiled, "I know brother, you are also for my own good. I will work hard to overcome it!"

He paused for a moment and said with some distress, "I don't know anything else. You don't have as many hands as brother, you don't have much knowledge, and you don't have the soft body of little brother She, so you can only use our mermaids like this." Voice advantage, make some contribution to the insomniacs——I really think so, I can't teach them how to practice." He scratched his head and muttered, "Heaven will not agree, and they will not be willing."

Zhang Ling laughed dryly, "It's okay if you think so, I support you." After pondering for a while, he said, "This industry may not have a good reputation, but don't worry about it, just be yourself. What's the matter? If you don’t understand, if you don’t know, you can ask brother, and brother will settle it for you.”

Yan Yu had already finished a bottle of beer, he burped, holding the bottle with a silly smile, his eyes sparkled, "Thank you brother!"

"You can't get drunk so easily! You're the only one in the [-] miles under the sea who drinks less!"

"[-] miles of our [-] miles under the sea belong to me, and the remaining [-] miles belong to your territory. Are we just the two of you to compare?"

"... How many times have I explained to you that I live in the same sea with you, and the octopuses are all about the same size, why can't you listen to it—this way!"

Zhang Ling looked at the child—he was almost 150 years old and Yan Yu had just turned [-]—and couldn't help getting up and weighing him up.

Yan Yu kicked his legs twice and protested, "Brother! You picked me up again!"

Zhang Ling let him touch the ground with a guilty conscience, "What nonsense are you talking about? How could you still weigh me after I promised you? Is that the kind of person you are? Don't you think you are stepping on the ground?"

Yan Yu didn't pay the bill at all, and yelled loudly, "You said the same thing last time!"

"Oh, keep your voice down, the neighbors are all asleep—brother is wrong, brother is wrong, don't pull your hair, you are going bald..."

Zhang Ling carefully rescued his remaining hair from Yan Yu's hands, wondering whether he should go to the seabed to find things that grow hair, while complaining in a low voice that Yan Yu would only let go when he was drunk, "Stinky boy usually doesn't Treat me as one of your own?"

Zhang Ling carefully put him down on the bed, pinched a cleaning technique on his hand, stood up and was about to leave, Yan Yu grabbed his hand and asked vaguely, "Brother, are you going to bask in the moonlight in a few days?"