Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

pregnant (not)

"Just last night, the police received a call reporting that cruel human experiments were carried out in an abandoned air-raid shelter in the outskirts of New York. When our reporter interviewed the victim, I learned (picture) that this place was used by a Smith researcher. The place where the experiments came to be done, and the one who saved these poor tortured souls was our very own superhero in Queens, Spider-Man, and one of the superheroes who shined in the Chitauri invasion of New York --Brave. Our reporter will continue to report on this incident."

"Did you watch the news this morning? I can't believe my eyes!" Ned's excitement when he saw Paddy's return in the morning faded away, and he began to gossip about current affairs to the two.

"Spider-Man actually acted with the Brave!" Ned gushed. "Does this mean that they formed a team?! They must be very good friends!"

Paddy said seriously: "Yeah, I think so too."

Peter looked at the two unreliable people, and couldn't help covering his face and crying.He couldn't help talking about what happened last night.

In fact, although he suddenly found out that his friends around him could be considered half superheroes, he was really relieved.Probably it was the sudden sense of relief that he thought he was the only one, but actually found that someone around him was working hard with him, as if the burden had been lifted instantly.

But he didn't want to reveal his true identity to Paddy.

Peter thought so, and sent Paddy to the door of his apartment before the sun rose.Nervously tugged at his mask.

"Eh... If you get home, then I will go too."

"No problem. Good night, Peter."

"Good night, Paddy..." Peter suddenly realized something was wrong.

Wait, does he call me Peter!No, I can't reveal my real identity, that would be too embarrassing!Peter, quickly say something to refute!

"Cough cough cough cough!!! You, who are you talking about? I'm not some Peter." The Spider-Man in front of him choked, and then coughed.After finally calming down, he continued:

"I mean, I don't know any Peter, okay? I mean...Peter is such a bad name..." He was stared at by Paddy, speechless.

Paddy: "?"

"Okay then. Just pretend I've got the wrong guy. Good night, Spider-Man."

"Yeah, you just got the wrong guy. Good night, Paddy."

Paddy watched as Spider-Man, who had the same voice artist as his friend Peter, jumped and disappeared from his field of vision, and then stepped on the pressure plate at the door and walked into the house.

The moment he stepped into the house, a small achievement pop-up window appeared in the upper right corner.

[Unlock achievement: Occasionally come to be a plumber, Your Royal Highness! ]

[Reward: HD Texture Pack X1]

"Come on, Peter, don't be dazed! I remember you like Spider-Man the most! Hey! Come and see what I found?! It's a comment on Facebook about this news! Paddy, come and listen!"

Ned excitedly raised the phone, and began to read the words with a straight voice.

"First of all, the number one like: I can't believe this happened in a peaceful New York. I strongly urge the police to give the victims justice."

He commented by the way: "Brother, this is your fault. When aliens invaded the earth, what else can you not believe? Of course, I agree with his last sentence very much, and the murderer must be brought to justice." in law."

"Then there is the second article: I am the mother of one of the victims. My child disappeared when I came home one night. At first, the police said that he ran away from home by himself. I didn't believe it. I cried at home all day. Now the truth Dabai, I hope the police can give some explanation for their incompetence!"

"This is the third article--" Ned read more and more vigorously, "Jimei, don't you feel that there is a sense of CP between Spider-Man and the Brave? The two of them are so sweet! I bet the Brave must be on top That... ahem!"

"I don't want to read this one anymore. Let's go straight to lunch! How about it?" Ned covered his mouth with guilt, and secretly liked the news with his hand.

Peter: "..."

Sure enough, this kind of thing is still inevitable.

He couldn't help but look at Paddy, who was sitting upright with a serious expression, and reminded him in a low voice, "Hey Paddy, it's time for us to have lunch."

Paddy promised: "Okay, wait for me." While standing up at a slow speed - turning his head - raising his legs...

Peter: "???"

Ned stood up too, and at the same time turned Paddy hard around him.

"Are you playing one, two, three wooden figures? The speed is so slow hahahaha! Hurry up and go to eat!"

Paddy's expression instantly changed from dignified-.-to a frightened 0.0--for so long, Peter saw Paddy with such a vivid expression--"Don't! Don't! Slow down, Ned..."

"…vomit……"

Paddy half supported the desk, bent over and retched.

Peter rushed over to support him, and asked nervously, "Are you alright! Is there something wrong with your body?" Could it be that the toxin in the medicine hasn't been cleaned... Damn it!How could I forget about this!So careless!Paddy believed it when he said nothing happened, he must be in great pain now, what should I do!

Paddy weakly waved his hand at the bewildered Ned, and refused Peter's support. He straightened up slowly under the worried eyes of the two, and then gradually raised his head.

Paddy: "Don't make a fuss, I'm fine, I'm just a little... 3D dizzy."

Peter/Ned: ? ? ?

That's right, as a glorious MINECRAFT player, Paddy has an extremely remarkable feature-no halo mosaic texture, halo high-definition texture pack.

Especially when you wake up and the small grid composed of mosaics in front of you suddenly becomes a high-definition uncoded resolution, you will feel dizzy even more.

When Paddy got up this morning, he saw the letter decoration on his clothes clearly for the first time, saw the faces of his classmates clearly for the first time, saw tall buildings clearly for the first time, and studied the toilet at home face to face and up close.

This unusual change made him afraid to rotate 180°360° like before.

This tm is called a reward? !Garbage achievement system to Grandpa Claw! !Paddy was furious.