Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

Joker

Paddy was more comfortable in Gotham than in New York.

After all, Gotham didn't chase after his old father who sent him to school.What Paddy has to do every day is to eat all kinds of delicacies recommended by his neighbor Mr. Wayne. If he has nothing to do, he can find Jason to walk around with him in the middle of the night, or play with Mr. Wayne's children.

That's right, Wayne, a handsome man in his 20s, has three sons. The eldest, Paddy, only met once, and it was the one who took the initiative to visit. The younger one usually goes to school, so he doesn't have much contact with him.It's just a relationship that we played together occasionally.

The eldest son Dick Grayson is a sunny and cheerful young man, very polite, with a smile on his face when he speaks, and he is easy to get along with.

The third son, Tim Drake, seems to be a very smart kid. He usually takes classes or teaches himself college courses, so that Paddy often asks "how to lay redstone lines to maximize the function" and so on. technical problem.

The fourth son is less likable than his two older brothers. Damian Wayne is violent and very self-centered, but Paddy still likes to practice his rebounding skills with him. The tennis balls thrown are powerful and accurate, and he is a super high-quality tool man.

Paddy didn't wonder why Mr. Wayne didn't have a second son. Maybe some people just don't like the number "2".It's no big deal that Damian and Mr. Wayne are the only surnames among the three sons. The name is just something you like.

Mr. Wayne has no shortcomings at all, except for the suspected aspect of raising a son for others.The person is also unbelievable, and even offered to subsidize Paddy's living expenses, but Paddy just didn't agree.

How can a person have two fathers, right? (bushi)

Paddy was almost moved by his loyal appearance, and he decided to tell everyone the story when he returned to New York, and tell Tony three more times.

"You know what, Jason." Paddy was lying on the sofa and playing games with the Switch in his hand.Drinks and potato chips are on the coffee table next to it.

"?" Jason tapped on the keyboard intently.

"I decided to give you my villa. After I left Gotham."

"Come on, with your geographical location, whoever wants it has a brain problem." Jason curled his lips in disgust, and continued to tinker with his computer.After a pause, he turned his head to look at Paddy again: "Are you leaving Gotham? When?"

"I don't know, I have to go back one day anyway, so I'll leave my house to you." Paddy dropped the game console in his hand, let the game character stay where he was, and then continued: "Jason, look at you How can you find a girlfriend if you always live in this kind of house?"

Paddy said earnestly: "You have to work hard to make money, and you can't just idle around all day long. Ladies and sisters like boys who are self-motivated, and you can't let them suffer. If I give you the house, they will be happy."

Jason had a caring expression on his face.

"Even if I die, if I jump from this house, I won't take your house with me. I don't care about your weird taste and weird neighbors."

"My house is much better than yours! And I also used the latest floor-to-ceiling window design. The whole room is bright and transparent, and I can see the beautiful scenery outside the window when I wake up."

Jason chuckled twice: "You mean your rotten room with three walls of glass?"

Paddy (furiously): "Come on, let me see what ideas you, a young decoration genius and construction expert have, have?"

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Paddy decided not to speak to Jason again for an hour.

This is probably the "straight male cancer" that Ms. Peibo said.Although I always heard Pepper's sister call Tony a straight male cancer, but this is the first time Paddy has encountered such a thing.

Indignantly, Paddy bought an ice cream.

Guy Jason also said that my design is not good, do you know how high my level is?This is a design level beyond the forefront of the times!How could ordinary people understand!Chiliu~ Well, the chocolate taste is delicious...

Paddy watched the TV in the dessert shop, and was so satisfied that he wished he could sleep on the spot. The desserts in Gotham were almost the same as those in New York. If he wanted to leave now, he would really be reluctant...

In the afternoon, the sun was just right, making Paddy lazy, and his delicate face seemed to be shining, attracting the attention of passers-by.

Paddy didn't know how long he sat there, and there seemed to be a few more strange people on the street.

Holding a handful of balloons in their hands, they were standing on the street not too far apart, wearing the same Disney doll costumes, with only a painted pale clown mask showing a smile.

It's a bit ugly, but it's still fashionable.

Paddy looked at the clown quietly. He bent down humblely, and smiled at the manager of the restaurant in front of him. His rough hands tried to squeeze the balloon tightly, and the way he nodded and bowed made people feel sad.

Paddy paid the bill and walked out of the dessert shop, and the scene there was not over yet.

The manager flaunted his might to the clown, his tone was quite impatient, and in the end, maybe his patience was exhausted, he just kicked up, kicked the clown to the ground, and yanked all the balloons into the air, with a dirty mouth Cursing something.The clown has bowed his head and stopped talking.

Paddy felt a little uncomfortable, he took two steps towards that side, and stopped again.

The clown who was sitting on the ground looked straight at him.

Paddy suddenly felt a little strange.There seemed to be bursts of chill coming out of the bone marrow, gradually and quickly spreading to the whole body.

He can even hear the news broadcast on the TV in the next window: "Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Arkham Asylum in Gotham City has been confirmed to have escaped prisoners! One of them is a famous joker, everyone please Be vigilant and avoid in time..."

"boom!"

Huge gunshots came from in front of him, Paddy turned his head and looked, the clown who was originally on the ground had climbed up, holding a gun in his hand, and the mask on his face was crooked, revealing the bright green hair underneath, Pale skin and a bloody smile evoked.

The manager had already collapsed beside him, and blood was gurgling from the center of his forehead, which made people think of the spring of a hot spring.

The clown licked his lips: "So, who's next?" He smiled, but it made people feel horrible and cold.

The surrounding people scattered and ran, screaming deafeningly.Only Paddy stood still.Those crazy eyes locked on him instantly.

"Well, well." The clown said slowly and softly: "Let me see... What surprises did my cute little bat bring me while I was away?"