Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

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Paddy's impression of Justice League was originally similar to his impression of Gotham: both fun places with good ice cream.

Until the arrival of Arthur Curry.

The bearded man who introduced himself as Neptune exudes the smell of sea water, and has a messy hair like Thor's when he didn't cut his head, casually like a seaweed ball just fished out of the sea.

And because of this person, Paddy's already riddled diamond armor almost broke into several pieces.And there is no place to repair it... Paddy snatched his diamond armor from the hand of Arthur who was scratching his head and laughing, and began to think about where he could gain some experience to repair himself.

Paddy was already missing his Papa Tony, or at least Paddy Tony would have said:

"It's okay! Paddy, don't be angry, Dad will teach him for you!" or "Let me fix it for you, don't worry." Something like that?

However, Paddy has no relatives in this place, even if he wants to rely on someone, he may not be able to rely on him...

"Arthur! How can you bully a child?!" Wonder Woman suddenly appeared.Close behind was Clark, still in a suit.

Clark flew over quickly pretending to go to the bathroom. He was in a meeting, but he panicked when he heard Paddy's voice, so he couldn't help running over to confirm the situation.He really never thought that Paddy, a little devil, would be bullied one day—of course, since he turned back into a human, he has become much better.

"What's the matter?" Clark looked like a silly father, rushed over and immediately confirmed Paddy's status—it seemed to be okay—and then looked at the side, and it was the Aquaman with an embarrassed face.

As Clark, who has also experienced Aquaman's "straight-forward", he can guess what happened with his eyes closed without looking at the mutilated props.But he also knew that neither of these two people was intentional, and neither was wrong, but at the same time, as the leader of the Justice League, he could not openly favor any one of them on this occasion, so he could only do it first. Soothe Paddy.

He recalled the words and tone of mothers comforting crying children he had seen on the street before, and tentatively learned: "Don't cry, don't cry, Paddy is the best, don't be angry, let me beat him for you, okay? "

As he spoke, Clark patted Arthur's muscular shoulders lightly twice.

Paddy: Shit, what are you trying to do with the kids? (<_<)

Arthur: Superman seems to have some problems in his head.

The room is instantly filled with embarrassment until Bruce finally shows up.He first observed Paddy's state from the corner of his eye, and then reached out to Arthur directly: "Take the money."

Arthur also seemed to be familiar with this set of procedures. He fumbled through the top pocket of his jacket quite skillfully, and took out a handful of gold coins covered with green moss.Arthur reached out and grabbed Paddy's hands, and threw a handful of gold coins into his palm.

"No, it's yours. I'm sorry I broke your...uh..." he said, scratching his head in embarrassment.

"Diamond armor."

"Okay, Masonry Armor? I'm sorry, I'm relatively strong, and I can't control it."

Since Arthur apologized, Paddy would naturally not pursue anything.As long as you go back to New York and kill another wave of Chitauri, it's ok... Wait, it seems that the Chitauri have been wiped out by yourself... No, the more I think about it, the sadder it is... If it doesn't work, I can only go back to Gotham to fight Wear a plain black suit.

Gotham Bad Guy: wdnmd

Speaking of Gotham... I seem to be forgetting something?Paddymin thought hard for a long time, and finally realized: Oh!So I forgot about Jason!

Just at this moment, Bruce proposed a sentence to Paddy: "My friend Bruce Wayne said that you are his good friend, and wants me to take you back to see him. Would you like to?"

"Of course." Paddy agreed, but he was a little puzzled in his heart: "Why did Bruce say that Bruce would invite me to go back and have a look? Do I still know the second Bruce Wayne?" It's just that he thought he was considerate and didn't go Just to correct Bruce's subject error.

"Then why don't you let me go shopping with Paddy and buy some things he needs?" Diana Prince interrupted: "Anyway, he has nothing to do today, isn't he?"

Bruce was a little helpless, but he couldn't say anything against him, so he could only lightly remind him: "Restrain yourself, Diana."

"Of course." Diana smiled confidently. For some reason, it was a very warm smile, but Paddy got goosebumps when she saw it.

should.all right?perhaps?

Seeing that the matter had been resolved, Clark felt that he had learned how to coax the children, so he went back to the Planet Daily editorial department contentedly, and finally returned to the office 2 minutes before the end of the meeting, with a confident smile on his face.

It's just that everyone looked at him a little strangely.

Of course, for a man like Clark who loves work, even if he is solving a problem, his brain is also focused on monitoring the content of the meeting through super hearing, so completing work is no problem for a superman!

After the meeting, the editor-in-chief looked, looked, and looked at Clark, and ultimately said nothing.Clark walked out of the conference hall with his head full of question marks, and met Louise head-on.

"Hey! Louise, how are you doing today?" Clark said with a sunny face.

"Uh, of course, Clark, I still have something to do, sorry. I have to go first..." Louise, who was still very enthusiastic on weekdays, seemed to be a different person, filling Clark's little head with question marks.

Until a middle-aged bald colleague mysteriously stuffed him with an opaque plastic bag.

"this is for you."

"What?" Clark asked as he opened the plastic bag, which contained a bunch of bananas.

Zhongbald looked like a good teacher, and taught Clark: "Clark, do you know? Although men can't be too fast, they can't be too slow. You've been constipated for a long time, right? Bananas are useful!"

"I'm not…"

"Oh, why are you being polite to me? If you tell you to keep it, you can keep it! Don't worry too much!" Zhongbald turned around and waved his hand consciously and handsomely: "Okay, I'm off to work, so you can go to work too. Remember to have some snacks, you know?"

Clark: ...