Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

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Dick dragged Jason into the car.

Jason looked indifferent: "Why do you have the time to leave your Bludhaven?"

Dick stepped on the gas pedal and got out of the garage before answering his silly brother: "The police station is on holiday recently, so I just got two tickets and I'll take you there."

Before Jason could answer, he quickly received it again: "There's really no reason for other girlfriends, the main reason is to take you to relax because you are too decadent. People always have to be more open."

Jason: Understood, you kid has provoked the Shura field of your girlfriends again, so you can only hide in Gotham.

Jason has always been a very stubborn kid.Although he looks over 200 kilograms, he is actually very soft inside-this is probably one of the reasons why he can be favored by Batman?

As we all know, Batman has no resistance to young men ().When he decided to adopt this little kid who dared to steal his Batmobile tires, he already had the consciousness to be responsible for his life.

It's just that even Batman didn't expect Jason's life to end so quickly.

Waking up in the Lazarus pool for many days, Jason was tortured by constant tinnitus.It is said that the magical spring water has the ability to make people crazy. Jason once thought that he was crazy, and what remained in this world was probably just a rotten body from the inside out.

Sometimes, Jason leaned on his own motorcycle, watching people coming and going in the alley through the drizzle, and he couldn't help laughing.

Just a bunch of ignorant ants.

It's like a group of caterpillars wrapping themselves in snow-white phantoms and entering a sweet dreamland, but they never have the chance to break open their cocoons to see the real world.Take a look at the sword of Damocles floating above your head.

But Paddy was different.

These disgusting caterpillars will probably never understand what kind of existence Paddy is to themselves in their lifetime.Even Jason himself couldn't tell.

It's just an ordinary friendship, not even a good brother, but it makes Jason feel uncomfortable for a long time just thinking about it.

Of course, it is even more impossible for the old fool in front of him to understand.Jason rolled his eyes at Dick who was playing "Dejavu" on the car stereo and shaking his head to sing along to Dick, who had to step on the gas pedal to follow the rhythm of the song. He turned his head indifferently, as if he had never known this person before.

In fact, he didn't miss Paddy all the time, he was thinking more.He'd loved the place ever since he'd discovered that sitting near Paddy's barn was a quick way to kill time thinking without being bothered by... a little puffy leather jacket, maybe.

"Where are we going?" Jason immediately asked Dick because he was stuck in the time to switch to the next song.It had been almost an hour after all, and he didn't want to hear Dick sing anymore.

The song is a good song, and the person is a good person, but listening to it is exhausting.

"Did you finally remember to ask? We're going to New York! I heard that a new amusement park opened recently, and I got tickets~" Dick laughed, and pulled out two brand new plastic cards out of nowhere like magic. There are also bright and colorful things printed on it: pure の female student/sexy の female teacher, we are not advocates of happy games, we are just porters of laughter.and so on.

Jason looked at Dick quietly until he put the card back into his pocket in a panic, and stuffed two rectangular amusement park tickets in his hand.

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"You call this New York?" Paddy looked so distrustful that Billy began to doubt himself--did I call this city New York wrong for so many years?

Freddy expressed confusion: "Where is New York other than this is New York? Is it Central City?"

"But New York shouldn't be like this!" Paddy tried hard to refute.

The landmark building in New York should have been Tony's clean energy building; there should have been a New York temple inhabited by magicians who guarded the earth on a certain street in New York; there should have been a high school with lovely classmates in Queens, New York Campus; there should have been a famous ice cream mobile stand truck on the streets near the center of New York...

But these are gone.

In its place was the Daily Planet with its giant globe, a coffee shop with a well-known high-end brand, an obscure kindergarten, and... a roast beef, cheese, and bacon pizzeria.

Suddenly Paddy panicked.How did he not find such a bug before?

Speaking of it, Tony's Avengers never mentioned the Justice League, and the news didn't even mention Gotham and Bludhaven, which were poor in law and order. It was even as if Gotham and Brunei didn't exist on the original map Like Rudhaven, there are no Thanos and gems here.

Why hadn't Paddy ever seen this problem before?

Paddy felt very bewildered.It's like a homeless puppy whimpering in the rain of reality, but can't find a way to resist.

He could only mechanically stuff the pizza into his mouth... Not to mention, it was really delicious, comparable to that ice cream truck in New York.

"What do you think is wrong with him? A good boy is stupid if he says he is stupid. Could it be that the pizza is so delicious that his brain crashed?" Billy whispered to Freddy, looking at Paddy across from him. .

"Hearing this sentence, I was so angry that I trembled all over. My whole body was sweating in a hot day and my hands and feet were cold. Can this society get better? How can we little handsome guys survive before you are satisfied? Tears flowed down unsatisfactorily. It is full of oppression for the handsome guys, when will the handsome guys really stand up."

Billy casually explained a few words to the passers-by looking at fools: "This is my good buddy. A year ago to save me, his head was squeezed by the elevator door. Now I take him with me wherever I go."

By the way, he looked at his good friend with loving eyes, and then said: "Why don't we take him to the playground to play."

"Wake up, you have no money."

"Hey, what is money? I got it with my own hands... It was actually Diana's play fee, I didn't expect it!"