Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

No Responsibility Extra Story [-]: The Two Fathers Meet

Dr. Bruce Banner is very tired.

Not long ago, I experienced a major event that would probably affect the entire universe, and successfully eliminated the big boss Thanos. It should have been a time to celebrate the success.

It's just that the word "original" is added.

When the smoke and dust gradually disappeared, Thor walked out slowly with Paddy in his arms, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that Paddy was in a bad state.

Tony and Suri have been up for two days because of this, and the final conclusion is also very intriguing.

"Probably... lack of soul?" Su Rui hesitated, and finally said it out.Tony next to him has thick dark circles under his eyes, fine stubble on his face, and a messy mustache that is carefully groomed on weekdays. If it weren't for being pressed down by Pebble, he probably wouldn't eat anything these days.

Banner thought about it, and his eyelids gradually became heavy-speaking of which, the group of them hadn't slept well for several days, especially when everyone pressed Suri and Tony to sleep, and Paddy could only let him see caught up......

Until Banner seemed to hear some small sounds, he stood up against the edge of the bed, barely lifted his heavy and chaotic head, just now he seemed to have fallen asleep lying on the edge of the bed... He quickly looked at the bed, but only empty.

Banner's mind went blank.

When Dr. Banner rushed out of the ward shouting "No, no, no!", he saw two groups of people gathering in the living room of Tony's house.

A wave of people from the Avengers that I am familiar with. Tony, the leader, is wearing a high-definition dark blue suit. His messy hair has been polished and shiny at some point, and his mustache has also been trimmed delicately. He looked at the group of people opposite him with a cold face.

And another group, Banner swore he had never seen them, but they all looked very imposing.A tall man with black-rimmed glasses in a suit that doesn't fit well; a thin and dazed young man; a confident and beautiful woman; a strong young man in a black jacket; Yes, a handsome man in a black expensive suit exuding a mature and steady atmosphere.

Tony didn't even want to look at Banner over there. This man was in a mess, which completely lowered his momentum!And the biggest problem right now should be the gentleman in front of him.

Tony dragged Paddy, who was still ignorant, to his side, with a smirk on his face: "I'm sorry, my Paddy is a child, with a relatively introverted personality, and he doesn't know how to greet guests. Are you- -" He prolonged his voice, and emphasized the word "my family", expressing his current bad mood by the way.

Bruce smiled indifferently, stretched out his hand gracefully to adjust his bow tie, and then smiled charmingly: "Children will always meet new friends when they grow up. It's normal if you don't know. Get to know me, I'm Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City." Bruce looked at Tony, who was already furious, with a little complacency, and felt that he had won.

"Hey, haven't we seen bat like this before?" Dick Grayson secretly poked Jason who was posing indifferently next to him, and got a disdainful sneer from the other party.Barry Allen, who was acting as a mascot next to him, came over immediately like a cat smelling fishy, ​​and said in a low voice:

"Yes, yes! I've never seen him like this..."

Bruce watched Tony's eyes gradually change from anger to ridicule. He couldn't help turning his head and glaring fiercely at Barry and Dick, who were talking and destroying his advantage. Quietly made a powerless expression to Barry.

"Ahem." Tony cleared his throat, and pulled Paddy, who had a cute OVO face next to him, behind him, and then sneered: "Gotham? Why haven't I heard of this place? Anyone can come now Did you say that you are the richest man? The real richest man in the United States has not said anything yet!" Tony pointed at himself, and tried to continue to make up the knife.

"Friday, check Gotham, it doesn't matter if you can't find it, it must be some small tribe in Africa?"

T'Challa: ":) Thank you everyone, the real richest man is here."

Bruce smiled slightly: "It's just in a different parallel world. Compared with the total assets, you may not be able to beat me."

Others watched the two debate with dumbfounded, as if they saw two giraffes trying to knock each other down with their long necks, and then directly trampled each other's necks with their own hooves.

"I'm the richest man in New York!"

"How easy it is to be the richest man in New York."

"I am a genius, the chairman of the Stark Group. I was admitted to MIT at the age of 15 and got two degrees. I am a great inventor!"

"I am the chairman of Wayne Group, a billionaire, with a strong force, I will hit you 10 one by one."

"I'm known all over the world as Iron Man, everyone loves me."

"I am Batman, the Messenger of the Night. By the way, as Bruce Wayne, I have been the No.5 Most Wanted Man in America for five consecutive years."

"I……"

"I……"

Seeing that the war was about to reach a fever pitch, Tony immediately winked at the others behind him, "Don't just watch the show, come and help, you know?"

Kuaiyin was stunned, and stood up: "I am the fastest."

Barry: "I'm faster than lightning."

Thor: "I rule the whole of Asgard, the universe belongs to me, and I am the only god."

Clark: "I'm a Kryptonian, with superior speed and strength."

Black Widow: "I'm an agent, treat Paddy like a younger brother."

Diana: "I am the princess of Paradise Island. I have demigod blood. Paddy is also my brother."

Vision: "I have the power of an Infinity Stone."

Dick: "Uh... I'm Paddy's neighbor?"

When Tony heard this, he felt the feeling of being suppressed disappear, so he was happy again, and put a satisfied expression behind him.

Peter looked left and right, and found that he hadn't spoken yet, so he panicked, and stretched out his hand to the man in the black jacket who hadn't said a word: "Uh, hello, I'm Spider-Man... oh no, I It was...Peter Parker, Paddy's classmate, his best friend."

Jason: "Red Hood." He didn't want to talk to this nervous-looking kid until he heard him say "best friend".

Then he added: "Me too."

Peter:?What me too?what do you?

Stark Tower was very tense throughout the day.It makes people feel cool for no reason.

Peter timidly poked Paddy who was bewildered beside him, and asked quietly, "Hey, what do you think?"

"what?"

"Just... the current situation?"

"Aren't they very friendly?"

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