Patrick's Bizarre Adventure

Paddy Paddy?

Paddy quickly established himself in a new class at a new school.The surrounding "npcs" are all warmly extending a hand of friendship to him.

For example, now, as soon as the get out of class bell rings, the teacher in charge puts the folder under his arm and leaves.The girl sitting in the front row immediately turned 180 degrees on the chair, and pointed at Paddy with the most beautiful 3/4 right face that she had tried countless times in the bathroom mirror at home.

"Student Sidney, where did you transfer from?" She softened her voice.

"I didn't go to school," Paddy answered truthfully.

Kate:?

Lucy next to her reacted faster than Kate. She took advantage of Kate's daze to occupy a favorable position, deliberately straightened her waist, half-lyed on Paddy's table, and giggled: "Student Sidney is really humorous, who can you tell me?" Will you go to school?"

"Me." Paddy didn't want to continue the boring conversation, he decided to kill with one blow.

For Paddy, there is nothing difficult to do what he wants to do, and the same is true for chatting, if you want to chat to death, chat to death (bushi)

After a few pretty girls walked away angrily, the boy sitting next to him dared to come up to talk to him.

"Brother, it's amazing." The little fat man gave him a thumbs up and whispered, "I've never seen a girl in our class be so active. Isn't it, Peter?"

The boy on the left stood up in response, patted the fat man on the back, and said in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense, Ned." Then he turned to Paddy.

"This is Ned Leeds. My name is Peter, Peter Parker. I mean... you can call me Peter." Peter was visibly nervous, and even began to speak incoherently.

Paddy looked at him with a serious face and thought for a while, until he was about to sweat from staring at Peter, and then he spoke slowly.

"I'm Patrick." He gradually evoked a smile, "You can also call me Paddy."

Peter secretly felt that he seemed to be being molested. Patrick's smile in front of him was full of mischief, but when he looked again, he felt that his smile was really innocent and harmless.

Before Peter could think clearly, an annoying voice came from beside him.

"If I were you, Sidney. I wouldn't choose to hang out with nerds and pudgy."

Peter was shocked, and looked at Thompson, who was not kind. Thompson often targeted him and Ned, and always wanted to belittle him from time to time.

Peter bent slightly and explained to Paddy who was sitting on the chair in a low voice: "...Sorry, he came after me."

Thompson finally came over, still chattering: "Comeon, don't tell me you really want to lower your style, buddy? Really? What's the point of chatting with boring nerds, why don't you follow me called Lightning Eugene Thompson mix, I guarantee you like it."

Paddy narrowed his eyes: "What guarantee do you give me?"

Thompson: "???"

Before he could react, Paddy continued:

"I, Patrick, love to say NO to self righteous people! So now, Keepawayfrommeandthankyouverymuch."

Although Thompson didn't quite understand what the previous sentence meant, it didn't prevent him from understanding the word "stay away from me".His face was blue and red, he wanted to say something but was ignored by Paddy, and finally had to leave angrily.

"The air is fresh. Don't you think it?" Paddy looked at the two petrified people in front of him and asked calmly.

Peter: ...It's definitely ironic!I could see Thompson staggering in anger!

And Ned cheered: "Great brother! One hit kills! I like you so much!"

Paddy nodded reservedly, accepting the deserved compliment.

When Paddy came home from a hard day's study, he decided to buy something to eat, like pizza or something.Although there is still food in his backpack, he really doesn't want to waste it in these useless places in the current state where it cannot be replenished.

So Paddy went out, holding the map just made yesterday, ready to check the surroundings to see if there were any shops, and get familiar with the environment by the way.

Generally, villager npcs who sell food should be in the shop, right?Forget about the building, he played the Resident Evil mod back then, and wanted to enter the building to search for supplies, but a dozen zombies blocked the door, forcing him to rub against the corner of the wall.

Thinking of this, Paddy turned around and walked directly into a convenience store on the side of the street. He was optimistic about it. There were only two white-clothed villagers and two idiot villagers inside. According to the weapons he carried, even if a zombie virus suddenly broke out, He can also use his strength to run out successfully.

"Welcome." The boy squatting at the counter reflexively said when he heard the door knock, and then he stood up: "Paddy???"

Paddy put down the map in his hand and looked over the head of the person in front of him - it was clearly marked in white: Peter Parker.

"I see." Paddy nodded. "Are you working here?"

"Uh... no, I mean, of course. It's just that I get off work soon." Peter tensed up again.For some reason, when he saw Paddy's eyes staring at him, he was filled with guilt, which made him unable to speak clearly, but he felt like old friends with Paddy inexplicably.In just one day, Paddy had become his and Ned's friend.

Maybe it's because Paddy himself has such a reassuring temperament?he thinks.

"Oh." Paddy was just asking casually, like playing an rpg and always talking to new npcs he met around him.

Seeing his lack of interest, Peter breathed a sigh of relief, and then heard Paddy ask: "Do you have any food for sale here? The kind that can be stacked."

"Stacking? Does it mean easy to carry?" Peter asked first, and after getting Paddy's slightly enlightened nod, he continued: "Well... how about the sandwich? The smoked pork sandwich made by the owner of this shop can be Said to be the best food in Queens."

Peter looked proud, then turned around and took out the ingredients from the shelf behind him, and continued to ask, "Do you prefer a pork sandwich or a chicken sandwich?"

"As you said, give me... sixty-four." Paddy tried to get a group together at once.

"64????" Peter was shocked.Cautiously asked: "Are you... Are there many people at home who want to eat?"

Paddy: "? No, I'm the only one in my family. Why do you think so?"

Peter's face became serious: "Paddy, you have to know that I really treat you as a friend, so you don't have to do this, okay?"

Paddy was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Peter took it as a default, and he continued, "If you treat me as a friend, I will only sell you one today. One is enough for you to eat." He glanced at Paddy's small body.

Paddy tried to struggle again: "...I'm not, I'm not..."

Peter directly stuffed the finished sandwich into his hands, and said proudly, "Here you are!"

Paddy stared at it for a long time, and finally confirmed that Peter really wouldn't give him sandwiches anymore, and he didn't want to fill his neat backpack with a bunch of messy things, so he sighed and handed the money to Peter.Walked out of this small convenience store with a sandwich in the other's smiling face.

Doesn't this kid have some kind of disease in his head?Well, this sandwich is not bad.