Healing Moon Call

"Random! We're back."

"Master Luanbu is already useless." Luanbu muffled that he was almost invisible in the sheep-shaped furry lazy sofa. Ranpo Togawa's "Ghost of the Lone Island" seems to be finished, "It's the expected ending!"

"After all, it was written by Ranpo's 'prototype'." Ji Yansheng squatted down, and took away the "Ghost of the Lonely Island" in the hands of the increasingly lazy Ranpo, "I have finished reading Edgar Allan Poe's novels." ?"

"After reading it, it's quite interesting. No wonder 'I' like him so much." Luanbu raised his head, looked at Ji Yansheng, and said with flickering eyes, "But after reading it, I'm bored again. Buy Keigo Higashino's book But it has not been sent from this world."

The junction of hell, this world, and heaven is the gate of hell guarded by a bull's head and a horse face. The courier sent from this world also needs to be picked up through this gate. After walking out of this gate, you will see a variety of elves, ghosts, ghosts and even gods. The highest mountain in the world, that is, Mount Fuji, which is famous in this world.

The courier probably didn't expect that the courier he sent here was for the dead in hell.

"I really don't want to go to that mountain." Luanbu showed a reluctant expression, "Let Zhongye-jun and the others help, they are definitely not willing."

The reason is very simple, because of the mountain god on that mountain - Shi Ji.

The mountain god has a very bad attitude towards beautiful women. Every time a beautiful woman goes up the mountain, he will bring down a big tree and crush her to death. It is very different, very eager.

At the beginning, Osamu Dazai and others didn't know the situation, they just agreed to help Ghost Lantern to get things for the visa to leave Hell for a short time, but they didn't know Shiji's existence until they went there.

The reason why Shi Ji has such a bad attitude towards beautiful women is because of a failed marriage thousands of years ago. The ugly Shi Ji and her beautiful younger sister Saki Ye Ji married Qiongqiong, the grandson of Amaterasu God, but they were killed. Shi Ji was rejected by the other party because she was too ugly, so from then on, Shi Ji began to hate beautiful women.

Unknowingly, Ji Yansheng received the task of inspecting the present world. He left the gate of hell and came to Mount Fuji in the present world. On the way down the mountain, he was almost crushed by a big tree that suddenly fell. Tree, after that, all kinds of troublesome things happened, even if he didn't get hurt, Ji Yansheng felt troublesome.

It was also after that that Ji Yansheng applied for the weapon configuration of the Sun Wheel Knife from Ghost Lamp, and decided to change from a civilian job to a military job. Although civil and military jobs are no different to Ji Yansheng, who is the chief of the Naraku Section, but to her family The language difference is huge.

Previously, Ji Yansheng would obediently stay behind them and let them protect them. Now that Ji Yansheng has the Sun Wheel Knife, she doesn't need them any more. Whether it's dealing with the fleeing dead or dangerous thugs, she said, "Don't move and let me come." As soon as he drew his sword, he rushed forward more aggressively than anyone else.

Because of this, Yuanyi was lost for a long time.

New grudges added to old grudges, they kept this account firmly in the little notebook dedicated to grudges in their hearts.

"If Shi Ji is not a god, then she will definitely go to hell after death." Osamu Dazai also knew why Ranpo said that.

In the final analysis, the man who broke her engagement was wrong, but Shi Ji attributed everything to her sister Saki Yeji, jealous of her beauty. In her eyes, all beauties in the world are femme fatales, and ugly women have A good boy with a good heart and inner beauty.

The gods always talk about the world, but they... aren't they also the world they say?

Regarding the thoughts of Dazai Osamu and others, the ghost lamp did not say anything, but said: [Although I see a guy with correction value, I ignite it, but unfortunately, the gods are existences that cannot be judged by hell, just like the evil ghosts. After doing so many evil things, in the end she couldn't be punished because of her status as a goddess. 】Speaking, the strongest ghost snorted unhappily and continued:

[For example, Mr. Dazai, you are also a special case, so work hard for hell for me. If you don’t go to work, you don’t have to go to work. Important jailer, she won't do anything to Miss Yansheng next time. I was also negligent last time, so I'm extremely sorry. ] "What are you talking about?" Zhong also happened to come back from the execution ground of Abi Hell, and his appearance after death was quite different from his usual life.

The lines that only appeared when he was in turbidity in life remained on his body like the symbol of Huangbatu after his death. He is now a true god. Leaving him as a safety device to riot, instead regarded him as a replacement successor and transferred the godhead to him.

After entering hell, Chuya personally sent the god who looked almost exactly like him, but with an extra eye on his forehead, and a taller and slender figure to reincarnate.

[While gaining power, you will also bear equal responsibilities. I am already tired, but you are completely free. Don't do those bad things that will attract the attention of 'Heaven', and you can live freely according to your own ideas. 】The free and easy god said nonchalantly,【But you don't want to become a real god, after all you are my ideal to become a human being. 】Those bad things include hurting and killing other gods, so Zhong Ye is the last person who can't do anything to Shi Ji.

But a blessing in disguise, Zhong also has a new dirty usage

A gun condensed with supernatural powers, and the supreme martial arts belonging to that god.

He also learned Huang Ba Tu's full name.

He is a powerful god of war with great influence throughout Japan. However, in ancient times, the imperial court headed by Emperor Jimmu won the battle with the Huangtu clan, so the God of Huangtu was relegated to the god of war. The other gods involved were also reduced to guest gods who guarded the gates of the shrine.

And in the end, He was also in Tsugaru, which is the western part of Aomori Prefecture in Japan today. He turned into a sharp gun in Japanese mythology. , a god believed by the indigenous people in the south of the northeast.

With long orange-red hair and cobalt-blue eyes, the gods are so colorful that no one can ignore them, so frankly and without nostalgia, he gave up his innate power.

Before reincarnation, he said: [By the way, Sheng—is she my last believer?You continue to protect her well, otherwise I let you use my power for free some time ago, why do you think?Tell her, I like the clothes she offered. 】The black thread in Zhong Ye wanted to tell the other party that those clothes were made for him by the teacher, and the two parties had never met face to face, why would he be so affectionate to the teacher by calling him a single word 'sheng'?But gods who go their own way would not listen to those words, and just reincarnated.

Zhong also thought that he would be able to stay sane and not backlash after using filth because of Fengshen Yimulian's teachings. Who would have thought that Yimulian had a private chat with Doujian Huangba when he didn't know, so Doujian Huangba vomited in After thinking about it, he decided to lend his power to Zhong Ye for free.

He was silent for a while, and finally sealed up all the clothes before that with the teacher's consent - as the last tribute to the god.

"We are talking about who will go to Mt. Fuji to pick up the courier." Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya, who had been getting taller every day since he came to Hell. He no longer mentioned Chuya's height at all, "Chuya, are you going?"

After all, the 190cm Doujian Huangba Tumoto... Osamu Dazai seriously doubts that Zhongya will eventually be 190cm in height. After all, the two people's appearances are exactly the same except that Zhongye is more immature. A personality born from the desire to become a person.

But Zhong Ye grows taller, everyone is happy to see the success, Zhong Ye is sometimes happy but sad.

"Huh? I won't go, and I can't beat Shi Ji. Why should I go?" Nakaya, who looked like a gentleman in the Dazheng period, who was dressed in a kimono, feathers and hat, shook his hands and refused reluctantly, "And the gods are very fond of each other. The sensor in the room is very sharp, even if I can't see me, I can still feel the existence of that guy, don't go."

"It's still early when the courier arrives, so let's not decide who will pick it up for the time being." Luanbu felt that even if he decides who will pick up the courier through various methods now, it will definitely change during the time when the courier arrives.

"Yes, today, Mr. Ghost Lantern suggested that we Naluoke create some characteristics that will be remembered by others, so that we can be recognized by everyone at the next year-end meeting." Ji Yansheng said as he took out the final decision between Zhonghe Hell and Axiang. Body white and Wugou, the suit of Bai Wugou suitable for female deceased was confirmed under the influence of the ghost lamp suggestion, "I will wear this suit to attend... will it be okay?"

"Hmm, Shiro Mugou? It suits you very well...but what should we wear?" Chuya asked in distress, "And Naraku's characteristics..."

In the words of ghost lights, Narakuko's most distinctive feature is probably that he is so tall that he can directly grab the job of Hell's popular idol group Maki Miki. It is not a problem to debut in place, but it will also make people doubt Narakuko's role in Abi Hell. Whether the sinner is a deterrent.

"Mafia?" Akutagawa Gin subconsciously said when he heard the conversation between them when he came down from upstairs.

"Hell Mafia? Naraku Mafia? Nahei?" Ji Yansheng said uncertainly, "Isn't this feature full of personal style?" Although this was also her initial thought.

"Nai, Naihei?" Yuanyi, who just came back from the depths of Abi Hell's execution ground and smelled blood all over his body, opened his eyes wide.

"Naihei?!" Hearing this word, Ranbu was not boring.

Compared with the abbreviation of the port Mafia, Naraku Mafia's Naihei is much more exciting!

"I feel that compared to the Naihei in your mouth, it is not Naraku Mafia, but Sen Onai Mafia." Ji Yansheng laughed, and her mood was a little complicated for a while. She had already seen through the fact that the children she raised were essentially teachers' bragging, although she was happy , but still embarrassed.

It's like a wordless tacit understanding. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi who went to help in the scorching hell today just came back, and they each carried the same thank you gift from the scorching hell jailer. When they heard the word 'Sen Onai Mafia', the two of them immediately became energetic.

"I can do it!"

"I can too!"

"No, no, I can't." Ji Yansheng quickly waved his hand in denial.

"However, Mafia can have a unique feature. We belong to Narakuko, who is responsible for punishing the most sinful Abi Hell, and we will be more deterrent to the outside world? We only talk about appearance, except Zhongya, no one will think of us at first sight. It’s the jailer who manages Abi Hell.” Osamu Dazai said, “Everyone is more accustomed to wearing black suits, and they won’t only wear them once.”

Ji Yansheng thinks that the year-end meeting in this hell will not be as serious as it is in the present world. Mr. Ghost Lantern’s suggestion definitely has his own evil taste. They will be too formal and embarrassing. Ji Yansheng still can’t guess the S-shaking attribute of Ghost Lantern , so she was still hesitating whether to really wear Bai Wugou.

It doesn't seem good to dress too ordinary, after all, they are newcomers to the other jailers in hell, and a little formality will give a good first impression.

"Then let's all wear black suits, my lord, didn't we also wear this as everyday clothes before? At worst, the style of suits is more casual, and it won't be rude." Yuan could see that Ji Yansheng was most troubled by herself Then he suggested aloud, "It's not too late for Bai Wugou to wear it for the big formal occasions. If you're not sure, just ask Miss Axiang."

"Well, that's right, then let's make a decision like this." Now that everyone said so, Ji Yansheng agreed without hesitation.

"Then—" The students all looked at their teachers with staring eyes of anticipation.

"I'll do it, I'll do it, there's still enough time." Ji Yansheng nodded knowingly, "However, you have to take full responsibility for the work during this period, and I don't need to be distracted."

"Of course! Don't worry! It doesn't matter how long you wait!" They agreed decisively with one voice.

After all, they will spend a long time together in hell, right?So even if you can't make it to the year-end meeting, it doesn't matter if you buy a set now.

How long do they need to work in hell?

——This is a problem that even the most intelligent Ranpo can't give an accurate tone, but it's just clear that at least until the sins on them are paid, their teacher will never leave hell first, especially if they snatch others Dazai Osamu, who cherishes his life and bears extremely heavy karma, is followed by them who should not have met the teacher.

Will there be a day when this karmic sin will be repaid?

But they are not qualified to complain, but those who are qualified to complain are quietly waiting by their side and accompany them to atone for their sins.

Teacher, I'm sorry.

You should have had more harmless and gentle students, right?

But I'm just sorry, they have no regrets for their sins, they snatched this gentle moon from others, realized that they were in the wrong place, but they didn't want to leave, but after all the dust settled, they left alone. To silently fill the vacancy they created.

I'm sorry to trouble you, I'm sorry to trouble you in the future, and it's great to be recognized by you.

The author has something to say: [The nagging author]:

I have read all the comments from yesterday, and found that there is a little cute who didn’t respond to my sister Akutagawa’s name at the beginning. I have some doubts. I will explain it to everyone in advance, and I will name her the son of Long. It does have the meaning of representing a certain child, but it also reveals that Akutagawa's strongest killer is Miss Sister.

Long, the jade used to pray for rain in ancient times, has the meaning of the sound of the dragon and the sound of Zhenyu. Long and Akutagawa Ryunosuke's dragon are completely homonymous, and can also be understood with the same dragon. Miss Akutagawa's experience is similar to that of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is very different. At the beginning, I hesitated to take Miss Akutagawa Ryunosuke’s name as Akutagawa Ryunosuke. Suke is the mediator, but in the end it was Ryunosuke. If it was Ryunosuke, it would be even worse. .

Let's stop here. After explaining the most important word 'Long', everyone can understand it easily, right?

Regarding the final ending of Yuan Yuezai, Wuzhenzai and Yuesen, I will write it in the side story of "Original Wenye Chuanyuesen World". Please rest assured that I am a highly credible author of the sweet article.

Those who have read the comment section found that some cuties do not eat double black, even if it is the fake version of COS w, so I will add a sentence to the "nagging" part - the small theater below is the last time the boss The follow-up of the lady and the cadre Zai, if you are not interested in this cutie, please don't skip to the next chapter carelessly!

[The author's brain hole]:

The opportunity for the meeting between the leader, Miss Zhong, and the cadre, Zai, was not as grand and complicated as anyone imagined.

It's just because the two of them have become neighbors.

The young master and young lady from a wealthy family met for the first time across a partition wall that looked like a row of black iron spears. The white roses bloomed just right, and the grand flowers blocked their vision. He could only look at the boy behind the white rose flower, and waved his hands as a greeting. The childhood of the cadre Zai was probably gloomy and lonely. Although his family was rich, he was not the only child. There is an elder brother who is given high hopes, and there is a younger brother who is more cute and likable, and he has no sense of existence in the middle.

Once moving, he found the beautiful and delicate white roses next door.

He always does whatever he wants, and he doesn't care about other people's eyes and comments at all. He actually climbed over the dangerous black iron 'spear' that was entwined with white rose thorns, and fell into the flowers in the little lady's house. .

The amber-eyed boy's eyes are as dark as the feathers of a kite eagle. A few petals have fallen from his black hair, and a few green leaves are standing.

It turned over, but it made a mess of the beautiful garden.

Will be hated?

"You are so amazing! I can't turn over at all!" The little lady looked at him with glowing eyes, but looked at his hands worriedly, "Shall I take you to a private doctor? The injury hurts a lot."

Probably because she didn't plant the flowers with all her heart, so she didn't feel bad at all.

The young cadre Zai thought to himself, he was held by the soft but cold hand of the little girl and brought into the exquisite house. Under the explanation of the little lady, he was warmly accepted by the family without any blame or dissatisfaction.

It was only later that he realized that she had planted those flowers, because her body was too weak, and even planting flowers and plants was considered strenuous physical work for her.

Is it alright if all the flowers that have been planted so hard are crushed by him all at once?

She never mentioned that matter, and it was difficult for the young master to speak.

When he grew up, he was tall and tall. Although the eldest lady was in good health, she was petite and petite. It was probably because she was too weak when she was a child. They can also justifiably visit each other every day, but the spoiled young lady and the cadre who follow his will still like to secretly go out to play together without telling the family.

He easily climbed over the wall, and then let the young lady climb up the wall by stepping on his shoulders. After she climbed the wall, he climbed over the wall again, and sneaked away with the young lady who had never been able to climb over the wall.

Then I went to university and was far away from my original home. Cadre Zai planted flowers on the balcony of his new home, and let white roses climb all over the balcony railings, hanging down like a waterfall. There are many planting tutorials in the bookshelves at home. And popular science books, each one is full of notes and bookmarks are placed in important places.

The lady who likes chocolate can't sleep after eating too much chocolate products, no matter what time of day she eats, so she is stipulated that she can only eat one piece of chocolate a day to satisfy her cravings.

This rule will never change even if the world is changed.

"Chocolate cake woo woo woo..." Miss Zhong, the leader led by the chief minister, cried.

"I'll make it for you when you have a place to stay." The cadre Zai sighed, "It can only be one piece."

"Great!"

From a piece of chocolate to a piece of cake... the conditions are getting more and more relaxed, aren't they?

There was silence between the two for a while.

"I've turned into a monster, Dazai." The young lady who just arrived and couldn't hold back the barbaric vomiting said with a smile.

"Then I'm a monster scarier than you, miss." The cadre Zai took her hand and tightened it slightly, "You must live well, survive the period of hovering on the edge of death every day, and you must not fall down Come here, I have a disqualification in the world, what are you worried about, we have plenty of time."

"That's true." The eldest lady suddenly changed her voice, "Maybe Huang Ba vomits because he wants to eat chocolate and wants to eat too much, so he is so irritable! So now I add Huang Ba vomit, two yuan!"

"Rejected." Cadre Zai ruthlessly refused.

Although he is not the real Osamu Dazai, he is convinced that he has enough ability to protect his eldest daughter in this dangerous world. It would be great if he could go back. After all, they will hold an engagement ceremony to confirm the identity of the fiancée after graduating from university. This crossing directly disrupted his plan, and he needed to re-plan.

"Is it really okay to leave Akutagawa and Atsushi in Butei to explain?"

"There will be no problem, if my guess is correct." Cadre Zai said lightly, "Based on the role of our COS, we can add any setting that suits us. When I said 'we are college students', there was no When I was blocked, I was sure that it was almost inseparable. Akutagawa is a grain producer. His brain and thinking are more meticulous than anyone else. It is most suitable for him to write the story. Dun and Akutagawa are best friends. They are roommates living together, needless to say about the tacit understanding between them."

"so?"

"So we'll go out and buy the ingredients for the chocolate cake. There won't be any problem." The cadre Zai glanced lightly at the fruit shop on the side, and found that the fruits on it were quite fresh, so he turned to his home and asked, "Do you want to eat strawberries?" ?”

"Eat!" Miss Nakaya's answer was as expected.

"Then buy it." The cadre took out his wallet.

"Speaking of which, where did you get your money from?" the eldest lady was puzzled.

"Oh, I took it from Osamu Dazai. He hasn't had time to go diving today. The wallet is still there. Although there is not much money in it, it is enough. I seem to have the skill of 'Yokohama Lockpicker'."

"...too strong, as expected of you."

(Okay, okay, really no more, the little theater about the leader, Ms. Zhong, and the others is really gone)