Wenhao refuses to be touched

"Zi Shi Elegy" is distributed all over the world at an astonishing speed, and Mr. Takeuchi will report to me the number of reprints of it every once in a while.

[The first batch of 100 million copies sold out quickly, and the 1000 million copies that were urgently put on the shelves were also sold out within a day, as did other European and American countries. The teacher’s pen name has been completely remembered by people all over the world, and even the Middle East In such a religious country, the sales volume of books is also very high. 】

"Hey, such a country probably won't like my book." I still have some self-knowledge about this.

【Hahaha~ Thank you to those hegemonic countries for making a start. From time to time, incidents of people’s armed resistance against the government have occurred in their local area. Although the government has banned the teacher’s book, even those officials are actually secretly reading it. How can this be the case? It might be forbidden. 】

I talked to him about the sales of some other books, and the sales were so good that I suspected that the data was falsified.

[Teacher, don’t think too much, it looks like a lot, but in fact they have bought a lot of books for collection. Now there are a lot of people asking for high prices for the first prints of various books in the market, and the prices are higher than the original price. A hundred times the price. 】

"Well...it sounds crazy, nothing will happen."

[What can happen? Now the international community has called for the establishment of the "Human Future and Thinking" organization, and invited many internationally renowned experts from all walks of life, regardless of nationality or race, to discuss what kind of system should be formulated. It is the most suitable for human development. It is estimated that the first round of debates will start in May this year. 】

After saying this, he changed his tone. [Teacher's birthday is coming soon, why don't you take the opportunity to hold a banquet to celebrate, even if it's a private banquet, I can't miss my invitation card, I will come uninvited if I have the cheek. 】

I chuckled and promised again and again that I would personally deliver the invitation to him before hanging up the phone.When I turned around, I looked at the villa with the red cloth hanging in front of me, and my expression froze.

I pointed to the red cloth and asked about being called to the house to help take care of my eye boy. Although I am a 26-year-old adult woman and need to be taken care of by a 14-year-old eye boy, he just took it for granted and didn’t express any opinions. .

He also devotedly took the smartphone away from my hand and said: "Smartphones emit more than ten times more radiation than old-fashioned flip phones. It's better for the big boss not to keep it with you all the time."

Yes, the smart phone made by Ayatsuji has been first put on the shelves of Huahuajia, and then it quickly became popular all over the world. My red smart phone with beautiful shape was given to me by Ayatsuji. By the way, everyone in my family has it, just Color is not the same.

Basically according to the color of their respective eyes.

"You are really long-winded." I said bluntly.It's not that I don't like Eye Boy, but I just like his aggrieved look that he can't hold back and wants to hate but dare not.

He showed the expression that made people want to tease him even more: "Didn't I temporarily set up a tent for you? The day after tomorrow is your birthday. Master Ayatsuji and the others are going to give you a surprise. Now all the staff are working overtime. It's on."

surprise?I'm afraid it's a shock.

I looked at the [-]-square-foot Mongolian tent not far behind me, which contained my usual items, and even the bed was moved directly from my bedroom. In the next few days, I, a prospective birthday star, will have to live in it. inside.

Moreover, none of my younger brothers and sisters slept with me, they were rushing to work in the middle of the night, and they didn't know what they were busy with, and I would be persuaded to leave by various means just by being within 50 meters of me.

"Isn't it just a birthday? Why do you make it so grand? Also, how many invitations have been printed out? How many people have been invited? Guizhijiang and Tiechangjiang asked for leave specially, and the school's approval is too unreliable." Let’s figure it out, His Royal Highness Guochang Road is also giving Hongyejiang a holiday..."

"You just think it's lonely to sleep alone." Yan Zizi pushed his round glasses and complained to me, "It's embarrassing for such a grown-up to be separated from younger siblings, big boss."

"Don't call me the big boss, by the way, what's your name?"

Eyes showed a forbearing expression, and I waved my hand to let the mimic behind me take the opportunity to secretly take another bunch of photos. He was so angry that his face was blue, and he wiped the sweat from his head with a handkerchief. "Nakajima Ango, please remember, my name is Nakajima Ango."

Gritting my teeth and accentuating my accent, as if I would kill me if I dared to forget.

"Oh, Mr. Nakajima and Miss Sakaguchi are married? Why didn't I know?"

Ango felt depressed when he mentioned this. "I secretly obtained the certificate last week, and even changed my household registration and surname without authorization. I only found out yesterday when I needed to use the household registration booklet."

"Do you not notify people of your marriage? That's not okay."

"It is said that Mr. Nakajima borrowed money from Lord Ranpo to buy a house, and he wants to hold a big house after the house is renovated, and then everyone in the orphanage will be invited over."

I glanced at Ango, and I saw him showing physical discomfort. "If you have anything to say, please tell me directly. Being looked at like this makes me feel like being stared at by a prehistoric dinosaur."

"You already have a tiger brother, are you still afraid of dinosaurs?"

An Wu shook his head solemnly: "Xiao Dun is a big cat, even a tiger is a docile and precious white tiger."

I looked at An Wu, who had begun to develop the soul of the younger brother, and shook my head in a funny way. I picked up a folding fan on one side and fanned the wind while looking at the villas under construction. Every one of them was tightly hidden, and everything needed three or four layers of protection. Don't let me see what it's pretending to be, and carefully carry it through the gate.

"Speaking of which, didn't Odasaku come over? I thought he would come to help me prepare for my birthday party."

Ango pretended not to hear the resentment in my tone, and said, "Mr. Odasaku told me that he has a temporary business."

"What can he do? But thanks to me, he got a very high commission, so he can invest in so many orphanages without any scruples."

"It's really harsh on Mr. Odasaku. If you didn't know the inside story, you really thought you hated him."

"Huh?" You are talking nonsense, I don't hate Odasaku.I narrowed my eyes, "How dare you provoke the relationship between the big boss and important partners, and deduct your salary."

Anwu, Anwu, he lowered his head and kept his breath low. "Let's forget about that. The new Gundam toy is very expensive. Xiao Dun was drooling at the commercial on TV last night."

I smiled slightly, and he twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "The big boss's expression is really indescribable."

I think what he's really trying to say is that I've got a punchy look on my face, but so what.The persecution of Ango is a new interest I have recently cultivated.

"Teacher, I'm here." Oda Saku's voice approached from far away. I looked over and saw a child in his arms. After seeing it clearly, I blinked and rubbed my eyes again.

"That... Odasaku, what did you do to my Dazai..." I stood up abruptly, staring at the child in his arms who looked very similar to my Dazai but was many years younger, my expression changed drastically , my body was on the verge of falling, if Gide hadn't helped me up first, I would have fallen to the ground.

His body was covered with bandages, and his left eye was also bandaged. In short, he looked like he was seriously injured, not to mention his expression was as if he had been severely hit.

I saw my heart beating wildly, and I ran over to snatch him out of Odasaku's arms in two or three steps, and while skillfully hugging him in my arms, I stroked his back with my hands, and at the same time kicked Odasaku fiercely.

I missed the kick, and I kicked again, and after a few kicks, I shouted angrily at him: "What are you hiding! Who gave you the courage to dare to resist the teacher! The promised respect and love for the teacher for the rest of my life!"

Oda Saku touched the back of his head, and said in a flat tone: "Teacher, if you move around again, Xiaozai will vomit."

I quickly looked at Dazai who was foaming at the mouth in his arms, and exclaimed: "Jide! Gide, drive me to the hospital quickly, Zazai is going to die!!"

"Teacher, calm down, just lay him flat... Ah, throw up."

Ten minutes later, after changing clothes, I watched the shrunken Dazai shivering in Odasaku's arms, his heartbeat slowed down by several beats, and I wiped my tears with a handkerchief. "Why is Zai Zai so nice to you? I'm my sister. Don't you know my sister?"

"Is sister calling Zai Zai?"

kindness?

I looked towards the place where I made the sound, and saw my big Dazai standing not far from me with a half-smile. No. Dazai.

I rubbed my eyes vigorously, took a few drops of eye drops from Gide's pocket, blinked, and said in a trance: "Hey... Is it because my brothers are not enough recently? Can't I sleep well? Why are there two slaughters?" Zai... is it hell?"

"Teacher, you have spoken the truth."

I am in denial. "No, there are actually two slaughters. Is it a purgatory on earth? Is the world already going to become a hellish place before it is unified?"

"I'll send him to hell right now!" My large Dazai pulled out two machetes from behind, and with a smirk, rushed towards Odasaku, aiming at the small Dazai in his arms.

The trumpet Dazai was slow to react to this, he trusted Odasaku's appearance, and let Odasaku dodge left and right to avoid Dazai's attack. Five minutes later, Dazai lay on the ground panting.

I walked over and hugged him into my arms, and he still grabbed my hair and shouted: "Sister, you are too much, isn't it enough to have Zai Zai? Throw this kid away! My throne, my king!" Servant, that is my second throne!!"

He pointed to the arms of the trumpet Dazai Odasaku and wept until he burst into tears, as if he had lost something important. "No, the good Zaizai is the baby for life, Odasaku is a big liar!!"

I glared at Oda Zuku, patted the head of Dazai in my arms and sneered: "No way, Oda Tsukuru, because I like my Zazai so much, so I collude with the dirty underground laboratory to create a small Zazai?" ? Forget it...Gide!!"

Gide stood up helplessly and confronted Odasaku. "I'm sorry Odasaku, the teacher has lost his mind because of the blow too much, before the other prodigal sons come over, hurry up and hand over that kid to me."

Odasaku refused. "I picked it up! What are you going to do to Xiaozai! He's still a child!"

Dazai in my arms froze suddenly and cried louder. "He is not he is not, Zaizai is the child!"

I looked at Dazai, then at the trumpet Dazai who was in Odasaku’s arms for some reason became more depressed and sad, and said honestly: "No, that child is younger than you, Zazai. By the way, this child How old are you?"

"Five years old." Odasaku looked at the little Dazai in his arms tenderly, "I went to the hospital to measure his bone age, and he was vaccinated. He is a good boy, don't cry~"

That tone and demeanor are like Mr. Fukuzawa when he was playing with Sanmao.For a moment, I couldn't tell whether Odasaku was holding a small Dazai, or a kitten that looked like Dazai.

The little Dazai in his arms rattled his stiff neck, looked at Odasaku with a weak smile, and then burst into tears.

"Let go of my counterfeit, you are not Odasaku! Give back my Odasaku~~~"

Odasaku seemed to have gotten used to it, while locking him tightly in his arms to prevent him from struggling to fall, he said to me apologetically: "After picking it up last night, I occasionally say that. I told him He said I was Takeuchi Odasaku, but he said no, he said I was Oda Sakunosuke...By the way, teacher, who is Oda Sakunosuke? This name sounds so poor."

I:……

"I am the sole heir of Takeuchi Trading Company, the son of the richest among the richest. How can I be associated with such a poor name? It must be someone who uses my face to bluff."

I covered my face in pain, hugged Dazai who was too scared to cry in my arms, sat back on the original seat, and quietly said to Odasaku: "Okay, stop acting, let's talk about this child thing."

He looks so much like my family Zai Zai, and is as thin and bandaged as when we first met. Although the tied eyes have changed the direction, it looks suspicious no matter how you look.

Moreover, I feel that this five-year-old little Dazai is even more unhealthy, and he is not as energetic as Dazai when he cries.

I pursed my lips: "Xiao Zaizhi needs to gain weight. The casserole at home is ready, and the ingredients are ready. Let me have two pots of soup from Natsume's house first."

"elder sister--!"

I pressed Dazai who was whining in my arms, and said to him with a sad face: "I can't help it, Zazai, you don't sleep with your sister recently, the bed is so cold and empty, so pitiful, it says it's lonely and needs a bed." Little cutie, come and appease it."

Yes, it's the bed that needs it, not me.