[Football] A man's paper with his own blush skills

In the 58th minute of the second half, Manchester United took a free kick in the middle.Taking advantage of Bao'er nearby, the elder brother slipped over to whisper.

"Baby, you know, I love you."

...

Sugar-coated cannonballs!

Does it work?

Works!

Bao'er's heart melted into water all of a sudden.Forget it, it’s just corsets and ropes, as long as he likes it.What's more, it's so boring.If he wants to continue, he can also buy more other series. There are so many big movies, it's not enough for the big brother to play.

Thinking of this, Bao'er gave the elder brother a tacit look.

Turning around, I was startled.Park Ji-sung didn't know when he was standing behind him, and he didn't know if he heard the elder brother's love words.

It turns out!I heard!

"Salang Hey~"

Park Ji-sung, who is ugly but gentle, thought that the elder brother was asking Boa for a ball, and he wanted it too, without knowing that he was a third party.

Boa is very popular and has learned Korean from Park Ji-sung. He is Park Ji-sung's best friend in England.So Park Ji-sung didn't have any outside ideas.

"Hey Salang! I want me too!"

=. = This is Bao'er's expression, I was really stupid when I was facing a big enemy just now!

"Can't you? How about ------moremore Sarah!"

...

Boa sent Xueba light waves to Park Ji-sung with encouraging eyes.

"I think you can read more books!"

When Park Ji-sung opened his mouth, it wasn't whispering, it was the rhythm of public flattery.The hooligans all came together.

"I'm the one who loves you the most, I love you and can't sleep at night! Give me Moremore!"

"I love you more! Boa! You are a flower in my heart!"

"You are more beautiful and more beautiful!"

In fact, Park Ji-sung made a buzzword for the first time after landing in the Premier League!

...

Can we take the free kick?The referee held the whistle in his mouth, stealing the spotlight strongly!

Baoer, who has just received a lot of love, gave up the position of the free kick, come on, you go, I have more headaches today!

Giggs took a free kick without hesitation, thinking of his soaring fans, full of fighting spirit!Wiping a handful of hair, twisting his ankle, he volleyed handsomely ----- onto the crossbar.

Eldest brother turned his back and secretly winked at Bao'er, Emma, ​​you're pretending to tease me to death.

Giggs was also a little embarrassed. He didn't wipe his hair just now. The preparation work was so good that it was a bit embarrassing to miss.He nodded at Bao'er, indicating that it was a mistake just now, and he had to give back what he had.

Halfway through the second half, Bao'er took the ball again, like riding a broomstick, kicked off, and the whole person popped out.Eldest brother is in a bad position at this time, and there are two defenders on the left and right.

Bao'er gave him a look, and the elder brother understood that, while the other party's attention was on Bao'er, he swayed him with a few fake moves and went straight to the penalty area.

Bao'er predicted the timing, kicked straight, the big brother finally showed his power, he hit the dead corner of the goal with this kick, beautiful!

The big brother started his signature celebration action again, anti-Boa parade!

Manchester United 4:0 Aston Villa.

Towards the end, Aston Villa finally scored a goal, and in the end Manchester United continued to dominate the standings with 3 points.

After the game, in the locker room.

Eldest brother is a little shy, so what, I still lose today.You can do whatever you want when you get home~~~

Bao'er wants to say why you still have a bend in your ending?Why do you look forward to losing?

Bao'er found that no matter what, it seemed that she was at a disadvantage.No, he has to rise!Eldest brother can't be allowed to go on messing around, you have to let elder brother understand that even if you are delicate and weak, you still have a temper!

arrive home.

The elder brother said that I have surrendered, so just say whoever you want me to pretend to be!A real man, don't flinch!

Bao'er said that you can do whatever you want, and I like them all, but I asked myself to choose a role to give you a surprise.

In order to keep the mystery, don't let the other party see your appearance.The two showered in different rooms.Eldest brother gets it done first, and knocks on Bao'er's door.

"Come out baby! I can't wait~~~~"

"I broke the lower limit a little today, I'm sorry, you go to the bedroom first and turn off the light!"

"Turn off the lights and who will we dress up for? No way!"

"You close it first, after I go in...you open it~"

"Hey, that's fine, hurry up."

Bao'er entered the room in the dark, and was put on crutches after being scooped up by the elder brother.

Two people brew, two people sauce.

When the elder brother was forgetting his feelings, Bao'er kicked him and asked him to turn on the light.

The big brother didn't suspect him, panting heavily, he turned on the light!

"Aw-----------------------"

Bananas turned into mashed bananas!

Shocked and scared!

The elder brother saw Barbossa's old face lying on his bed panting.

Mom, Dad, whoever of you will take me away, I'm dead!

The big brother Captain Jack's dark circles made him cry, and he pretended to be a performance artist with a gangster face.

He was wronged and squeamish.

Bao'er made himself into Barbossa's look, and he was assisted by superb makeup skills, but he has no idea of ​​showing off now, and he is also stupid. I just want to punish you, so you cry?

Not caring about his own energy, he hurried to the bathroom to remove his makeup, and he didn't dare to coax him without removing his makeup.

After restoring the beauty of the century, he rummaged through boxes and boxes to get a pair of thongs and put them on.She put on a wine-red silk pajamas, with her arms half open.Then I went to coax the elder brother to wash his eyes.

Eldest brother has stopped crying, he is waiting for the green eyes to be delivered to the door with hemp rope!

He wants to teach green eyes a lesson. Men can't be scared sometimes, and it will cause a lifetime of sorrow!

Seeing Bao'er's dress, he was half relieved, (﹃)

so beautiful!My wife is so attractive!

Looking at the outfit in the pajamas again, he is not angry at all.

(﹃) Who invented underwear, I want to give him a red envelope!

As soon as he threw the hemp rope, he rushed forward, saying "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In action, the speed of the gods is displayed, and the kung fu of one sentence can be swiped several times.

Pull the lights, pull the lights, pull the lights!

Pirates of the Caribbean was boxed and packed by the big brother and put in the basement.

It was replaced by Harry Potter's various wizard costumes. The senior brother said that wizard robes are the best, with a vacuum inside and abstinence outside, which is strong enough!Of course he didn't buy the Voldemort suit that was attached to the ground and walked on the ground. No matter how strong he was, he couldn't look straight at a bald man with no nose on his bed.

The eldest brother is proud of his career and love. He walks every day with wind, and every time he bathes in the sun, he feels that he is the son of the sun, born to rule the world.

"Hey, my son hasn't disliked you yet? He's just too kind!"

Holding the suitcase, Abigail walked slowly past the Son of the Sun who was in the small garden and imagined that he would rule the world. When he approached the door, he quickened his pace and trotted.

"Son! Dad is back! Son! I miss Dad!"

Entering the door to pick up Bao'er who was rushing over, the sticky father and son kissed me and I kissed you. It was like reuniting after a long absence. It made people confused but felt very touched.

Mendes accepted a few commercials and wanted to discuss with the rogue couple. He came over early this morning, but Boa, who was talking to him like an elite just now, turned into a giant baby in an instant, and the corners of his mouth twitched He waved to Senior Brother.

When the elder brother approached, he saw the dead fish face of the elder brother, with his neck stuck and not looking in the direction of the father and son.

Immediately understood, this is a difficult brother, Baoer's personality is too magical, just like the clouds in the sky, you think he is a cotton candy, but in a blink of an eye he can turn himself into a Q version of Baba, so that you can't dislike him, I still feel cute.

Mendes and his elder brother struggled through the stage where the father and son showed their affection, and finally they could sit in a row and enjoy afternoon tea.

Mendez cleared his throat and wanted to continue discussing the ad.

The silly father went out of the country forcefully, he stood up abruptly, and took out the envelope with his body temperature from his arms.With a bang, he slammed it onto the coffee table, and the photos in the envelope were thrown out with his force, scattered all over the floor.

Bao'er picked up a few photos and looked at them. The photos showed the senior brother and a beautiful woman on the beach.The eldest brother is bare-chested, and the beauty only wears a corset.

"Cristiano Ronaldo! Today I want to let you know the greatness of a father's love! If you don't lose your three legs, I'll be sorry for Bao'er's biological parents!"

This sentence has a huge connotation!All three of Bao'er heard it, but they couldn't figure it out, so let's do it one by one.

"Papa Gail, calm down! This is fake! This is an ad!"

The big brother is not stupid enough to yell a few words first, you listen to my explanation, you listen to my explanation, and just hit the key points.

"...Fake? Do you have evidence? Do you know, Boa?"

"I know, Dad, the proof is that your son and I were there! I secretly hid in the car and supervised the whole process! Chris handed in all the small phone notes that the other party stuffed for him!"

......

"Turtle smash! I spent 50 to buy back a bunch of advertising tidbits?"

Abigail vented her anger at the full-length wild man statue at home, and violently punched it to pieces.The elder brother was secretly happy, Bao'er covered his face, and Mendes was adding sugar to his milk tea.

After the silly father calmed down, he told everyone how the old man spent money to eliminate disasters for his daughter-in-law, who was getting worse and worse.

"I went to Australia to pluck wool recently! The naive blue there! The lady is so enthusiastic! I met a lady who runs a farm, and she is also a football fan. We have a common language..."

"Stop! Papa Gail, after you hurt me deeply, do you still want to use your relationship to sprinkle salt on my wound?"

Eldest brother managed to let the silly father take a wrong turn, he must highlight his sense of presence!

Well, the silly dad didn't want to change the subject anymore, he resignedly brought up this silly incident.

Silly dad has been traveling around the world recently, he can go wherever he wants for a stroll, he is very comfortable.

One day when he was learning how to shear sheep with a new enthusiastic woman in Australia, he received a call from a stranger.

"Hello my friend, the weather is fine today. I have pictures of your son's boyfriend prostitute! Give me 50 pounds if you want, or see you at the newspaper!"

What?my son's boyfriend?Their friendship was discovered?

The author has something to say: Captain Jack is also my male god. The black-eyed little braided Lanhua finger walks and twists his waist. I watch it a thousand times and never get tired of it!

There is also the song of One Piece, Binks's Wine, Brooke's a cappella version.When I first watched it, I felt so lonely, so desolate, and the skeleton who missed his partner was so loving~