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Mr. Black Cat is not a normal cat.

To be precise, she is a goblin like Maoju.

The human form looks like a young man in his 20s, and he is indeed gentle, without the aggressiveness of the cat form.However, the name in the human world is still so domineering: Master Ren!

I heard that he is a professional teacher...

It’s just that the lifespan of an adult is not as long as that of Maoju. When I learned that Maoju lived for 250 years, it was a little bit better. Seeing Maoju’s innocent and simple appearance, the imbalance caused by age in my heart disappeared.

It's a shame to live for so many years and do nothing!And just turned into a humanoid?

The sense of superiority in EQ and IQ made the adults feel better, and decided to show mercy and give Maoju some survival experience.

The first rule of "Cat Monster Earth Survival Rules": subdue a qualified excrement shovel officer.

Maoju is very happy, shit shoveler = servant, he has already found it!

The adult's master lived opposite Fang Xian, Maoju pulled him to the balcony and pointed at Fang Xian opposite: "He!"

My lord is very impressed with the other party, because he is the male god of his own shit-shoveling officer. Although he was a little upset, he lay on the balcony for several days to observe the other party and tried to pick a thorn. It turned out that... except for being cold, there is really no thorn in his side. Knowing that her family only has adoration for her male god, she gave up the idea of ​​trying to trick Fang Xian.

"He has an obsession with cleanliness, but he has a good personality and rich skills. If you can subdue him, you can give him a golden finger." My lord has been addicted to games recently, and the strategy shovel officer directly analyzed them as game characters, "The combat power is also good, with eight-pack abs .”

Although he was confused, he finally realized that the servant he had chosen was good, so Maoju rolled his eyes proudly.

"Did you see it? The leaflet on the co-renting posted at his door." With their abnormal eyesight, the two of them could clearly read the words on the leaflet at this distance.

"In the human world, ID cards are required for many troublesome things. I will find a way to get you an ID card as soon as possible. Before that, why don't you...do you want to make connections first?"

"Relationship?"

"Yeah, that guy is tough."

"How can I build a relationship?" Maoju looked like a good baby who was humbly asking for advice.

"Come on, come on, let me tell you...you can just do it like this..."

Fearing that Maoju's mind is not very flexible, the adults simulated the scene for him in detail, and the two of them tossed for a long time in the living room of Yun Yin's house, the shit-shoveling officer of the adult's house, as if they were performing a stage play.Maoju was able to talk to him with normal human thinking.

When it came to the actual scene, Maoju was really calm enough, but he forgot a few words, but in the end he managed to move in in a rogue way-this is also the last big move for adults.

Article [-] of "Laws of Cat Demon Earth Survival": Absolutely!To hide your identity!

The reason why the cat demon can transform into a human needs an opportunity, and the opportunity is a dream of transformation.The power of dreams should not be underestimated. If you absorb enough moonlight and merge with the dreams in your body, you will be able to have your own "vessel".

The so-called "vessel" refers to the object that helps the fairy to transform into a human form, whether it is virtual or real.The adult's "vessel" is a purple jade ring clasp, which is inseparable. He can change his shape freely at any time according to his consciousness.Knowing that Maoju's "vessel" is milk candy, the adult's face twitched a little. He probably guessed that the opportunity for Maoju to transform into a human form is the obsession with eating...

"Your 'device' doesn't know the cooling time at the moment, so proceed with caution, and finally use it every 12 hours. When you get used to human life, I will tell you more about us. You can have any questions or difficulties Ask me for help."

My lord was kind enough to buy him some clothes and gave him cash.With these things in hand, Maoju embarked on the road of integrating into human society in a daze.

At this moment, Maoju, who successfully moved into Fang Xian's house, fell into the problem of "how to build a relationship with future servants".

He only got along with cats and dogs before, and with humans, it should be about the same... right?

Fang Xian, who is diligent and studious, asked for half a day off by accident. The real reason was to see Maoju's dazed appearance and fear that he would not be able to take care of it by himself.

"Would you like me to pack your luggage for you?"

"it is good."

Opening Maoju's suitcase, I saw several sets of clothes randomly stuffed inside, and then... nothing.

Fang Xian: "...that's all you brought?"

Maoju was puzzled: "Anything else?"

"Toiletries?"

Maoju didn't know what it was, so he simply shook his head.

"You didn't bring underwear?" Fang Xian couldn't help but cast his eyes on Maoju's crotch as he spoke, very suspicious that the other party might not even be wearing underwear.

"Have!"

"Wear it on you?"

"Ok!"

"..."

Fang Xian held back the urge to ask if the other party was an alien.

"Come on, I'll take you to the store."

It's really... the failure of the co-tenancy has caused me a lot of trouble.

"Okay!" Maoju, who loves to join in the fun, agreed without even thinking about it.

"Bring money."

"No! The rest of the money has to be paid for the rent!" Maoju responded quickly at this moment.

Fang Xian's expressionless face couldn't help but feel that what he picked up was not trouble, but pitfalls!You really dug a hole for yourself!

Not buying toiletries?He absolutely can't stand living with someone who doesn't wash up!

purchase?Want him to pay back? !

"Let's go." The toiletries don't cost much.

Two people, um, one person and one monster, one depressed and one happily went out one after the other.

On the way, Maoju, an adult who was taken out for a walk, waved his paw to say hello, and the adult lazily raised his eyelids and nodded slightly.Fang Xian, who happened to catch their interaction, twitched his eyelids and decided to ignore it.Later, along the way, Fang Xian found that the cats, dogs, and cats he met could call out "Ahua" and "Xiaoming" smoothly.What's even more weird is that when Maoju is on the glass surface of the pet shop, those pets are like fans who boil when they see their own life...

Fang Xiaocao's calm complexion concealed the complicated emotions that he had been trampled by tens of thousands of grass mud horses.

Fang Xian, who decided to cut through the mess quickly, went to the store and went straight to the daily necessities and grocery section. He picked a size S for Maoju, and then locked a set of toiletries, stacked it, and called Maoju, who was planning to go shopping around the store. .

The cat stayed still, staring straight at the exquisitely packaged chocolates on the snack shelf that looked expensive.

"Let's go." Fang Xian urged, sounding the alarm in his heart.

"I'm hungry~" Maoju's meaning was very straightforward, with bright eyes looking forward to Fang Xian.

Fang Xian tried his best to look serious: "Look at the price..." Before he could say anything, he saw Maoju's collapsed face, like a deflated ball.

In the end, Maoju got his wish.

He was happy, Fang Xian was depressed, and waved away three cards of Grandpa Mao. He had never been so generous—aside from the donation.

Unable to resist greed, Maoju unpacked the box on the way back, took out a piece of black brick-shaped chocolate and took a bite.

Hey, happy cry! (?ω?)

Fang Xian, who turned around and saw Maoju's stupid appearance, laughed, wanting to joke that a piece of chocolate was suddenly stuffed into his mouth... half of the chocolate was eaten.

Fang Xian couldn't comprehend that his heart, which was obsessed with cleanliness and not addicted to sweets, softened into a puddle of water the moment he swallowed the half piece of chocolate, and his heart beat when he stopped breathing.

"If you treat me well, I will treat you well." The boy's eyes were picturesque, and his words were as sweet as the chocolate melted into his heart.