How to solve the problem of tying cp with the hostile gang leader

Zhou Jinyan spent a lot of money in order to break into the "holding sword".

He reluctantly pretended to be a newcomer on the gang channel for several days, and successfully attracted the maternal care of Miss Yunmeng from the gang, who taught him how to play Chu Liuxiang in private.

Relying on the power of clearing the daily routine with other members of the gang and five "648s" a day, "Qing" has successfully established an image that is completely different from "Yin", a cute, cute, foolish and rich person.

Do not take medicine by yourself: After the martial arts under heaven is over, bring a help book, and if you want it, tell it in the group.

Qing: Well... I haven't joined the group yet.

Tang Du is so handsome: Pfft, little monk, you add me to vx, and I will pull you into the group.

When Zhou Jinyan joined the group, Jiang Xingting was drinking Coke. He saw the familiar WeChat name, and sprayed a mouthful of Coke on the computer keyboard.

He frantically pulled the napkin aside to wipe the keyboard, and typed: Newcomer?

Chengzi Chengzi Big Chengzi: This is the new little monk we helped two days ago.

Qing: Hello everyone~

Jiang Xingting imagined Zhou Jinyan sitting in front of the computer expressionlessly typing out this angry little wave, and almost laughed himself away on the bed.

He was suddenly very grateful for his wise decision in the second and third semicolons, not only to protect his lovely vest, but also to watch Zhou Jinyan pretending to be stupid here.

The world is full of white clothes: the practice of entering the group, and the newcomers burst into photos.

If this is "hidden", don't talk about exposing photos, exposing his dog's head is almost the same.However, Zhou Jinyan kept in mind his "green" personality, and posted several cute emojis in an attempt to pass the test by being cute.

Jiang Xingting looked at the panda head in his photo album, and couldn't help but wonder where Zhou Jinyan got so many cat and dog emoticons.

Chengzi Chengzi Big Chengzi: Can you please stop bullying Qing, boss?You obviously haven't taken any photos of yourself.

Bottom line: Strongly request the helper to explode photos.

Taking drugs without breastfeeding: seconded.

Jiang Xingting said in his heart that you white-eyed wolves are so easily confused by the enemy's sugar-coated shells, and you don't know when you will be sold.

Heh, only the witty he sees through everything.

The world is full of white clothes: I will die, what's so good about a fat house?

The world is full of white clothes: Unlike this little monk, he looks very cute at first glance.

Green: Hahaha...

Zhou Jinyan felt that he and "All the White Clothes in the World" were born in harmony.

He wrote a book, "The World's Best in White" greeted the cold and warmed up, opened the command and ordered the whole team's nannies to nurse him; he was beaten to death by the opponent in a gang battle, and the "World's Best in White" rushed to die with the enemy, leaving two solitary bodies on the ground He made a fuss in the group, "the world is all white" crazily cue him, and occasionally made a few remarks, so the onlookers who didn't know the truth said that the leader seemed to be interested in the new young monk.

Zhou Jinyan gritted his teeth across the screen, wishing to let him feel what it means to be "My Buddha is merciful, and I also have the means to subdue demons".

If it weren't for maintaining his silly, white and sweet image, he would have lifted the magic pestle and physically transcended "the world is full of white clothes" in minutes.

The world is full of white clothes: Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing!

Zhou Jinyan forcefully acted cute: What's the matter, boss.

Chengzi Chengzi Big Chengzi: Master, why are you talking about us Xiaoqing every day?Xiaoqing listened to her sister, stay away from this old beast, he is not human at all.

Don’t milk yourself to take drugs: That’s right, the gang leader turned his face faster than turning a book, and he was in love with Yin two days ago, and he tried to make a new love so soon, you are not afraid that Yin will come back and hack you to death.

The world is full of white clothes: When I was in love with him before, he cut me harder, okay?

Taking drugs without milk: It seems reasonable for you to say that, but you obviously enjoyed it before?

The world is full of white clothes: ...

The world is full of white clothes: No, I think Yin is too irritable, shouting and killing if he disagrees, I want to change to a more gentle and virtuous CP.

The world is all white: I think Xiaoqing is very good.

Zhou Jinyan typed "Fuck" in the dialog box, endured it, but still didn't send it.

Qing: ...Actually, I actually have a girlfriend.

Jiang Xingting was almost dying of laughter, but he still replied solemnly in the group: That's it, that's such a pity.

Xi Yunchuchu: ...The boss went to the United States, why did this happen?I don't remember him being like this before.

Tang Du is so handsome: ... Chief, if you are kidnapped, just blink.

Ben Mo: The boss may be single for too long and want to fall in love and go crazy...

The world is full of white clothes: Fart, how is it possible, the girlfriend I changed can circle the earth three times.

The world is full of white clothes: But don't doubt, I am still a good boy who is devoted to love.

Orange Orange Big Orange: Yes, your heart just broke into many pieces, and each piece fell in love with a different girl.

Jiang Xingting was holding his mobile phone to continue flirting when Xu Zhenzhen sent him a message.

Xu Zhenzhen: Senior, what did you think about the matter I told you before?

Xu Zhenzhen: If you go with us, we have to book tickets and hotels~

Only then did Jiang Xingting remember the time when she asked him to go to Universal Studios. He got out of bed, stepped on his slippers, and walked over to knock on Zhou Jinyan's door.

Zhou Jinyan was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone without raising his head: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xingting wanted to laugh when he remembered that he was acting cute in the group before, so he suppressed a smile and said, "No, come here and ask if you want to go to Hollywood this weekend."

"Whatever." Zhou Jinyan raised his head when he heard his strange tone, "What are you laughing at?"

"...I saw a joke just now." Jiang Xingting was afraid of being seen, so he quickly ran away with oil on his feet.He raised his voice and asked, "Then I'm leaving?"

Zhou Jinyan waved his hand impatiently, signaling him to get out of here.

Jiang Xingting took it to the door and sent a message to Xu Zhenzhen: I'll go, are the tickets and rooms booked together?Then I will transfer the money to you.

Xu Zhenzhen: Alright~ We've made an appointment and I'll let you know.

Xu Zhenzhen and the others booked a Greyhound bus that departed on Friday afternoon, and it took about two hours to get to Los Angeles.After getting off the bus and taking the bus, the hotel was booked near Universal Studios, with two twin rooms.

Jiang Xingting and Zhou Jinyan didn't have much to bring, they each brought a backpack.The Greyhound bus was standing in the downtown, and the two of them took an Uber.The driver was a handsome American uncle, wearing a white shirt and sunglasses, shaking his head every now and then following the music in the car.

The car sped past on the wide and flat road, and the trees and houses outside the window became afterimages reflected on the glass. Jiang Xingting looked more and more wrong: "Why does it feel more and more desolate..."

Zhou Jinyan came here a few times because of the subject, lowered his voice and said, "Be careful when you get out of the car later, it's not very safe here."

Maybe it was because they were approaching, the driver slowed down, and Zhou Jinyan and Jiang Xingting got a glimpse of the whole area around the Greyhound bus stop—the gray wall was covered with large tracts of graffiti and swear words, and a ragged passerby was standing in the trash can By the side, he was lifting the lid of the trash can, trying to find something useful from it.

Jiang Xingting couldn't believe it: "This is the country that claims to be the richest and most powerful country in the world?"

"There is a big gap between the rich and the poor in the United States." Zhou Jinyan shook his head, "When you get off the bus, don't look around, don't make eye contact with other people, and just stay at the bus stop honestly and don't come out. Go shopping at a nearby convenience store."

The uber drivers are quite nice, and reminded them to be careful here before getting off the bus.Jiang Xingting opened the door and got out of the car, wrinkling his nose: "...Why does this place have a strange smell?"

Zhou Jinyan didn't speak, and dragged him to the Greyhound bus stop.

Xu Zhenzhen and the others arrived earlier, had already exchanged tickets, and stood waiting for them at the ticket gate.

The ticket checker was a black woman, about the same height as Zhou Jinyan, with a small bag on her waist.While checking the tickets, she rolled her tongue to imitate Gu Xu: "Mud... How...?" Then she burst out laughing.

Jiang Xingting really had the patience to teach her: "Hello."

"Mu...Howling? Nihao? Tinyhao?" The black woman tried a few times, gave up, and greeted them in English.

They entered the bus stop, and there were already a few passers-by sitting scattered inside, a mixed bag of good and bad, including beautiful girls with wavy hair and big round earrings, and middle-aged men with gloomy faces and stubble.The bus station has no walls, and the wind is mixed with the unique smell here, pouring in from the gap.

A few of them stood at the ticket gate, Jiang Xingting was addicted to playing, and had a good chat with the ticket inspector there, Zhou Jinyan turned around and saw Jiang Xingting pointing at himself with a smile: "Handsome!"

The ticket inspector followed suit: "Bad?"

Jiang Xingting laughed until he leaned on the railing: "Handsome!"

Zhou Jinyan gave him a kick: "Be honest."

[The author has something to say: I, a sand sculpture who works hard to write articles hahahahahaha.Little cuties can come to Weibo to find me to play~ Weibo called Mu Qinggen to become a fairy, um, don’t doubt it, it’s the single digit of fans _(:з)∠)_(humble me]