Professor Song is always playing tricks

"Uh...uh...uh..." Gu Nanfeng lay on his stomach in front of the toilet and vomited heart-rendingly.

"Are you feeling better? Do you still want to vomit?" Song Xiyou hurriedly patted his back lightly, and poured him another glass of warm water to rinse his mouth.

Gu Nanfeng has vomited for quite a while, but because of morning sickness, he can't eat anything. In fact, there is nothing in his stomach to vomit. Most of the time, he retches, otherwise he vomits a little sour water.Gu Nanfeng vomited until his throat became uncomfortable, his eyes turned red and he couldn't stop panting for breath. After a while, he was about to drink some water to take a rest, but just as the lukewarm water entered his stomach, his throat tightened again, and he quickly bent down again. Continue to spit.

Song Xiyou was about to go crazy seeing such an uncomfortable look, Gu Nanfeng was originally thin, and his round face, which he had managed to raise in the past few months, returned to its original shape in minutes due to a few days of morning sickness.Adults and children can't bear it if it goes on like this.

How did they know they were both six months pregnant.What the hell is morning sickness.

Damn, it's too much trouble! Definitely follow Song Xiyou!

Gu Nanfeng's first morning sickness was five days ago, when he just woke up, Song Xiyou urged him to wash and eat outside.He just put the toothbrush in his mouth when he went to the bathroom, when he suddenly felt a panic in his heart, his throat tightened and he retched, and he squatted in front of the toilet and he vomited violently.Hearing the commotion inside, Song Xiyou hurriedly ran in and saw him lying in front of the toilet throwing up faintly.Gu Nanfeng had never experienced such a battle before, he was so frightened that he quickly picked him up and sent him to the hospital.

The doctor said it was just a normal pregnancy reaction and it would be fine after a while.

Song Xiyou and his wife's eyes almost fell out.It's been six months, how come the pregnancy reaction?!

The doctor explained that the pregnancy reaction is generally in the early pregnancy stage, but the specifics vary from person to person.It's rare for Gu Nanfeng to have a pregnancy reaction in the second trimester.Doctors do not recommend medication, saying that it will affect the fetus.If you are really uncomfortable, you can eat some sour foods such as lemons to relieve them, and keep your mood happy.

But Gu Nanfeng was completely depressed. He never felt that eating was such a torture in his life. He had to eat for the sake of the baby, but he vomited it all up after eating.The mood of the pregnant woman was unstable and uncomfortable, and it became even more sad.Gu Nanfeng felt uncomfortable holding his belly and crying, scolding Song Xiyou, a bastard, for making him feel so uncomfortable.Song Xiyou knew that he was suffering and could only laugh with him.She hugged him softly and patted him on the back softly.They changed the tricks to make delicious food so that Gu Nanfeng could eat a little bit.The baby was one month old and he suffered from severe morning sickness. He was afraid that something would happen to him if he was alone at home. In the past few days, Song Xiyou even took a leave of absence from the school to concentrate on taking care of him at home.

Gu Nanfeng finally regained his composure.With a pale face, Song Xiyou helped him to sit on the toilet seat.Song Xiyou squatted in front of him cautiously and asked him, "Are you still throwing up? Do you want some lemon juice?"

Gu Nanfeng drooped his head and hummed softly.He didn't even wear a dot on his head, for fear that he might accidentally get dizzy and throw up again.Song Xiyou carefully picked him up and put him on the bed, covered him with the quilt, and put a small spittoon next to his bed so that he would not drop it when he wanted to vomit again and ran to the bathroom.Then go to the kitchen to get lemon juice - squeeze two green lemons into fresh juice, no honey or water.Song Xiyou felt his teeth chatter when he smelled it, but Gu Nanfeng said it was delicious, and he liked it very much. Drinking it can also relieve morning sickness a lot.Once Gu Nanfeng forced him to take a sip, which almost made his teeth ache.

Seeing that he drank the lemon juice well, Song Xiyou asked him, "Is it better?" Gu Nanfeng lay on the bed and nodded lightly, and whispered, "Well, it's much better."

"Look at my poor baby. I didn't have any meat in the first place, but now it's good, my cheekbones are protruding, and my chin is sharp." Song Xiyou was so weak when he heard his voice, he held his little face in distress .Not to mention, but fortunately Gu Nanfeng became angry when he mentioned it, he slapped Song Xiyou's hand off, frowned, and said angrily, "Who made me do this."

"It's all my fault, baby, I promise, it won't be like this in the future." Song Xiyou knew that he was not happy and let him lose his temper.Gu Nanfeng was taken aback, feeling vaguely that something was wrong with his words, and asked him, "What do you mean?"

"It's good that we have one child, and we won't have any more in the future." Song Xiyou said calmly while helping him tuck the corner of the quilt.Hearing Song Xiyou's words, Gu Nanfeng remained silent. He touched the lively baby in his belly, and immediately rejected Song Xiyou's proposal in his heart. In his opinion, a family is complete only after having a child. He naturally wanted this family A little more complete.But he also knew Song Xiyou's concerns.Even this child was hidden from him.He couldn't bear to make him unhappy.

"What's the matter?" Song Xiyou could also see that he was not in a high mood and guessed his thoughts, "Baby, I also want to have a child with you, but you have to be considerate and considerate of me! I can't bear to see you working so hard. "

"It's not hard, it's not hard. Really, I want to give you a baby. If I want it, don't let me have it. Really, I can do it. I... um... vomit..." Gu Nan Feng was also anxious, he grabbed Song Xiyou's arm and hurriedly said, this anxiety started to churn again.Song Xiyou quickly coaxed, "Okay, okay, I will listen to you. Let's take care of this first."

Although he just said these words to coax her, Gu Nanfeng still felt a little more at ease.He let go of Song Xiyou's hand and still looked at him with watery eyes and said aggrievedly, "Hmm...Xiaoxi, I want to eat pickled fish."

"Okay, I'll do it. Have a good rest." It's rare that Gu Nanfeng wants to eat because of morning sickness and poor appetite.Song Xiyou naturally wanted to be satisfied, and he pressed a kiss on his forehead lightly.

After he went out, Gu Nanfeng closed his eyes and lay on the bed, thinking wildly: Well, Xiaoxi is worried that I don't want me to have a baby, I know it, but I just want it!But I also don't want Xiaoxi to be unhappy.ah!what to do?Wait online, hurry up! But Gu Nanfeng hasn't thought of anything to make Song Xiyou surrender, but he doesn't know that there is another way to deal with Song Xiyou.

After a few days, Gu Nanfeng's morning sickness eased a lot, at least he won't vomit out anything he can eat.That day Song Xiyou fed him some porridge and was about to take a nap when the phone by the bed rang. He saw that it was his mother on the caller ID, and as soon as he answered her call, he heard Yu Shulan anxiously asking, "Darling, why don't you?" I heard Xiaoyouzi say that you have severe morning sickness, how do you feel better? Why do you still have morning sickness this month? You really suffered, if you want me to say you, you two will have this little ancestor. Little grapefruit The family has no throne to inherit. Don't think about it all day long."

"Mom, have you spoken to my man? You are my mother, you should be on my side, and now you two are colluding and trying to murder me!" Gu Nanfeng despised himself on the phone Mom and her husband, he stared at Song Xiyou, an old fox.I didn't expect him to find a lobbyist so fast!Thinking about it, he should withdraw his green card.

"What are you talking about? Of course I'm for you. I think Xiaoyuzi's words are quite reasonable. Just like you and me, you are so out of tune. If you don't have Xiaoyouzi, you might make a fuss yourself. What a moth. Little Yuzi also cares about you. Didn't he say that he doesn't want to conceive with you? Don't push yourself too hard." Yu Shulan advised him on the phone.

"Why can you one or two hope that I will get better? You can't hope that I will give birth to a few lovely babies in peace." Gu Nanfeng was very angry.Can't help but refute.

"Come on, you, I gave birth to you. I don't know how much you weigh. You can only mess with people, so only Xiaoyuzi can bear you. Also, do you think that giving birth is just shopping? Say you give birth and give birth? It's time for you to cry."

"Hehe, goodbye." Gu Nanfeng hung up the phone angrily.He squinted at Song Xiyou who was sitting by the bed and said, "Did you hear it all?" Gu Nanfeng knew that he must have tipped off his mother, otherwise he wouldn't want to worry about it with his fucking temperament.

"I'm afraid of you, I also like a few more children. Alright! I don't want to make you unhappy because of such an unreasonable thing." Song Xiyou held him in his arms, and gently patted his back to comfort him.

"Really?! Don't go back on your word! mua—I love it so much!" Gu Nanfeng took Song Xiyou's face and kissed him hard on the left cheek.He thought that they would have several little ones in the future, and it would be such a blessing to be at their feet, calling Daddy Daddy in a baby voice!

As for why Song Xiyou changed his mind so quickly?nonexistent.Our Professor Song felt that it was necessary for Gu Nanfeng to go through the labor pains of giving birth before deciding whether he still had the confidence to regenerate.

But for Gu Nanfeng, any of Professor Song's tricks will have a day of frustration.

Probably because he was in a good mood, Gu Nanfeng didn't vomit after dinner, Song Xiyou expressed his relief.After eating, Gu Nanfeng felt a little sleepy.Song Xiyou waited on his wife and children to sleep.

In the middle of the night, Gu Nanfeng woke up from the pain.

"Ah! Hmm..." Gu Nanfeng suddenly cried out after sleeping until midnight.

When he heard Gu Nanfeng's voice, Song Xiyou immediately jumped up from the bed and asked him, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Leg... um... leg cramps. Mmm... it hurts..." Gu Nanfeng was in so much pain that a thin layer of sweat had already appeared on his forehead.Song Xiyou immediately stood up and squatted beside the bed, holding his calf and kneading it.Song Xiyou's fingers were long and slender, and his palms were warm and strong. He was very skillful and powerful in kneading. His cramping symptoms were quickly relieved.

"Hmm... um... comfortable... ah... lightly..." Gu Nanfeng's legs were pinched comfortably by him, sitting on the bed and moaning softly.

Uh... why does this sound like the sound of yelling on Gu Nanfeng's bed, Song Xiyou shook his head, his wife is suffering, he can't be such a beast.Continue to concentrate on pinching his legs.

"Okay, okay, the leg doesn't hurt anymore. You massaged it very comfortably, oh! Professor Song, where did you learn massage?" Gu Nanfeng didn't realize what he was thinking, and only enjoyed his massage.

"A few days ago, I heard from a colleague at school that you may have cramps and night sweats in the late pregnancy. I learned a few tricks from him. It really came in handy. I will make you more bone soup in the future, sleep Drinking a glass of milk beforehand can relieve a lot." Song Xiyou said with a light smile.

"Oh! Whose husband is so good. How can he know everything!" Gu Nanfeng said with a smile.

Song Xiyou chuckled, "So, you have to catch me firmly."

Gu Nanfeng seemed to think of something when he heard what he said, he helped Song Xiyou to sit beside him, held his hand and put it on his belly, and rarely joked with him, "Xiyou, I know you Concerns. Because your younger brother was born with dystocia, you lost your father, and your father was also mentally disturbed. The whole family broke up. That's why you are particularly resistant to my baby. You must be worried that I will be like your father Leaving you, our family will be separated. But Song Xiyou, it was just an accident. There are so many accidents in the world. If you touch him, he is in my stomach. He is a good boy. He will be healthy After three months, our family will add a cute little dumpling, he will laugh and cry and call me Daddy, to continue our blood. I am very greedy, I want many of our children. For my stomach You care about me more than him in this child, but I hope you can like him and look forward to him as much as I do. Okay?"

"Well. I promise you. We will have many small groups in the future. Okay? It seems that I will be bullied by you for the rest of my life." Song Xiyou put his hands on his stomach tightly.

"Hmph, as long as you know, let me tell you, Song Xiyou, you——you will never escape from my Gu Nanfeng's palm in your life." Gu Nanfeng squinted his eyes and stared at him.Song Xiyou chuckled and put him on the bed to coax him to sleep.

Well said, you all will be fine.

small theater:

Gu: Husband, I still have to give birth.

Song: Huh, don't worry, when you are born with this in your stomach, you will doubt life and give up on strangers.

Moubao: I haven't come out yet, I'm thinking about the next one, these two dads are too unreliable.