Professor Song is always playing tricks

halloween extra

"Father, do you want to eat candy or do you want to suffer?"

"Treator trick!"

As soon as Song Xiyou got home, he saw the two little ones wearing pointed hats asking him for candies.

"Who did you two learn this from?" Song Xiyou squatted down and looked at Tuantuan and Nuannuan with a smile and rubbed their tender faces and asked.

"Daddy, Daddy said that you can ask Dad for candy today!" Nuan Nuan was the happiest when she heard that there was candy to eat, she almost didn't jump up, and said, "Dad, does Nuan Nuan look good with this witch hat?"

"It's beautiful, our Nuannuan looks the best." Song Xiyou commented on the witch hat on her daughter's head without any position or logic.He knew that today was Halloween, and even though it was a foreign festival, he still knew how much he had to deal with half-grown children all day long.He escaped from his pocket with two small boxes of Ferrero and gave them to his siblings, "Here, remember to brush your teeth after eating the candy you want. Nuan Nuan, especially you."

The children nodded vigorously after getting the chocolates, and happily ran to Gu Nanfeng to show off to their father.

So a certain older kid quit, "Professor Song, where's my candy?"

Song Xiyou's thin lips were slightly pursed, he cupped his face and kissed him, the sweetness of chocolate was exchanged between their mouths along with their saliva.Professor Song licked the corner of his lips eagerly, "Here is your candy, is it sweet?"

"sweet!"

Gu Nanfeng hugged Song Xiyou and bit his lips.Song Xiyou took advantage of the situation to wrap him in his arms.The arms get tighter and tighter.Gu Nanfeng felt the pain in his chest, put his hand on his chest and pushed him, Song Xiyou felt that it was too much and hurriedly let him go, Gu Nanfeng wiped his gnawed red lips and pushed him One, "You old rascal, the kids are still here!"

"Obviously you jumped on me." Professor Song glanced at his son and daughter who were busy eating chocolate and didn't take it seriously. "The children have something to eat so they don't have time to talk to us."

Gu Nanfeng ignored him, and with a wicked smile on his face, he took out a witch's hat of the same style as the children's and put it on his head. Professor Song's head is very funny.Gu Nanfeng saw that he was still wearing a suit and tie and was put on such a thing without taking off his glasses. It was so funny that he couldn't stand up straight from laughing, "Hahaha... Ouch! My stomach...haha ...It's so funny... Tuantuan Nuannuan, do you think Dad looks good in this?"

Tuantuan and Nuannuan looked back and saw their father wearing the same witch hat as the two of them, looking helplessly at their daddy laughing wildly, and they both laughed along with him.

"Hey! Have you had enough laughing? Be careful not to choke." Song Xiyou was not annoyed, he gently helped him along his back, leaned into Gu Nanfeng's ear, gently licked and kissed his ear, and breathed Rulan, "You'd better With that awareness, I can wash myself at night and lie down with my legs stretched out.”

"Uh...look!" Gu Nanfeng was so frightened that he jumped out of his arms reflexively, and put another witch's hat on his head, "We all have a share, and the whole family needs to be neat and tidy." Come on! Let's take a picture!"

Gu Nanfeng invited the children to take selfies together, and the children had fun posing for the camera in various ways, but Gu Nanfeng felt someone's paw lingering on his waist.

MD, the older you get, the more you get used to it, what kind of showmanship is it?

Gu Nanfeng's face was already burning red and he wanted to slap his hand off, but Song Xiyou was so determined to kill him that he didn't let go of his hand, but he got even more aggressive, and his palm began to burrow into his clothes.

Is the child still here?This shameless guy!Gu Nanfeng quickly pressed his hand to prevent him from continuing, and lowered his voice to stop him, "Stop it! My son and daughter are here, can you be serious as a father?"

"No." He said and lightly licked Gu Nanfeng's neck.

"Hmmm..." Gu Nanfeng couldn't bear Song Xiyou's teasing and let out a moan. Coincidentally, Tuantuan turned around and called Song Xiyou, "Dad, I'll report it! My sister stole my chocolate."

"Nuannuan! Don't eat any more sugar. I just had a toothache pulled out last week. Don't worry about toothache? Go brush your teeth." Gu Nanfeng quickly seized this opportunity to escape from the clutches of the devil and jumped up, pushing his daughter and son to the bathroom to brush their teeth .

But in the end it is a blessing or a curse, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided.

No matter how he avoided Gu Nanfeng, he still had to wash himself clean and send it to Song Xiyou's mouth.

Halloween

"Happy Halloween, Adams. Thank you for the candy. God will also kiss your sleeve for your kindness, and wish you good luck." The neighbor couple smiled and waved goodbye to the host.

Liang Ye politely saw off the last guest, and then breathed a sigh of relief. He rubbed his sore lower back, comforted the baby in his belly, and thought about the meaning of this Halloween.

Isn't it just a festival for children to eat candy and play around?

Arthur even told him very seriously that he must prepare candy, otherwise the neighbor's children would come and ask him if he could not get candy, but they would really break in and make trouble, and even the parents of the children would not care of.

Considering the new home they just moved to, Liang Ye went to the supermarket in advance to buy a large bag of various candies to distribute to the children who came to "trick or treat".

I didn't expect that good-for-nothing Arthur to come to him for candy when he saw it, but Liang Ye only bought it for the children, so he didn't think of him.Arthur's face was hurt, and he hugged his daughter and hid in the corner to draw circles.

On Halloween night, Arthur took his daughter out to ask for candy.A few days ago, Arthur spent several days making a small jack-o-lantern for Nancy, and carved a little grimace, which was pretty good.When I gave it to Nancy today, she liked it very much, and clamored for Arthur to take her to the neighbor's children to play.

Their youngest daughter, Nancy, is just over three years old.The little loli, who is of mixed Chinese and English, looks very cute.A head of chestnut curly hair fell to the shoulders, and large sapphire eyes flickered.When it smiles, it reveals two playful little canine teeth.

Arthur, a daughter slave, spoiled her child to the sky, giving her what she wanted without saying anything, if Liang Ye hadn't been sober, Arthur would have spoiled her daughter into a cripple.

As long as he is at home, he has been holding his daughter and refusing to let go, calling him Sweetheart Angel.Fortunately, little Nancy was a well-behaved and sensible girl, and she didn't cause any trouble for them.Otherwise, if Arthur's temper was followed, Buckingham Palace could be demolished for his daughter.

"Mommy! We're back~" As soon as the daughter landed in Arthur's arms, she ran over with small steps and hugged Liang Ye's thigh. Arthur followed behind with their spoils from the night, and Liang Ye hugged her daughter He went to his lap and asked her, "Did Xiaoxi have a good time?"

Liang Ye spoke Chinese to his daughter at home, and even named her Chinese name Liang Xi.Now his daughter is also at the best age to learn a language, and at least she is of half Chinese descent. He hopes that his daughter can also speak Chinese and love China in the future.

"Happy! Xiaoxi... um... like... sweet!" Nancy said slowly, word by word, with English mixed in. Her Chinese is not very proficient, Liang Ye is not in a hurry to wait for her to speak slowly .He also beckoned Arthur to show Liang Ye the candy he wanted.

"Ye, look at how much our daughter is loved. I almost can't take the candies they give me." Arthur showed him the candies like lollipops, soft candies, milk candies, and chocolate beans. Lots of candies.Liang Ye touched his daughter's little head, "Don't eat too much sweet!"

The daughter nodded obediently in his mother's arms. Anyway, if she wanted to eat Arthur, she would definitely give it to him.

Speaking of the title of Mommy, I have to talk about Arthur, the idiot who always taught Nancy to call her Daddy and Mommy when Liang Ye was no longer there, even though Liang Ye had justly warned him that I was him. Dad, you want to be a mother.Of course Arthur didn't care that he still did his own thing, her daughter couldn't change it once she got used to calling Arthur, and Liang Ye taught her to call her Papa, Nancy would always shake her head and say you were Mommy, Papa would be Usher's and refused to call her.Because of this, Liang Ye ignored him for a week.

In the end, it was Arthur who tried his best to coax people.

Arthur held Nancy into his arms. The little girl was happily talking to Mummy in Liang Ye's arms when she was taken away by Daddy. She pouted and looked at Liang Ye struggling in Arthur's arms. , Arthur held his daughter's struggling short legs, "Nancy, no. Mommy has another baby in her belly. You will crush him.

Hearing what Arthur said, Liang Ye realized that there was another child in his stomach, so he raised his hand to comfort the child in his stomach.

"Nancy is very obedient, very...light can't...um...press little baby." Nancy spoke Chinese to Liang Ye.

Arthur's Chinese proficiency is limited and he is still studying hard.Normally, he could roughly understand the simple communication between Liang Ye and his daughter.So my daughter speaks English with Arthur, and speaks Chinese with Liang Ye as much as possible. Although she still speaks ambiguously, Liang Ye thinks her daughter is already great.

"Uther, I'm fine. Nancy likes babies." Arthur touched his daughter's little head and couldn't help sighing: her daughter looks more and more like Arthur, and she has a European-style face like Arthur. His face was completely unmistakable, and he touched his swollen belly, hoping that the one in his stomach could look like him.

You can't waste your genes, otherwise he will suffer too much.

"Oh! One forgets Daddy when she has a mommy, and the other forgets her husband when she has a child. Where are these cruel mothers and daughters?" Arthur looked at the two "mother and daughter" and felt overwhelmed. Vinegar jar.

Liang Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and touched him with his elbow, "What's wrong? Why did I bother my Uther?"

"Hmph! Are you embarrassed to mention it?!" Arthur looked at him awkwardly, and stretched out his arms to wrap around Liang Ye's waist, which had become thick due to pregnancy. Gotta feed me instead of candy."

Liang Ye twisted his arm severely, "Go away! Who wants to make such a deal with you?"

"Hmph~ That's up to you!" Arthur gently pulled down his knitted sweater, and licked and kissed his spine, not too provocative.

Liang Ye gently pushed him, "Don't move, Nancy is still here!"

Where would Arthur care about him?She held him in her arms involuntarily, carefully avoiding his stomach so as not to hurt the child in his stomach with her impetuous movements.

"Daddy!" Nancy blinked her watery eyes coquettishly with Arthur, "Can I go play with Ted? He likes chocolate the most. I want to share these candies with him. And Jack-o'-lantern! Ted said he has devil stickers I want to see. Daddy~ can you?"

In normal times, Arthur would definitely hold his daughter in his arms and refuse, and then Liang Ye would yell at him.What international joke? !How could his precious little princess hang out with other brats, except for the couple, no one can touch it, it's really fucking against the sky.

But now... it's better to spend the little one.

Arthur stroked Nancy's soft hair and said, "Of course~ Daddy's little princess, go and play! Daddy will pick you up later."

"Yeah! Daddy's the best! mua~" Little Nancy kissed Arthur on the cheek, then kissed Liang Ye, and then bounced out the door with her long hair tossing. He turned around and threw a wink to Daddy and Mommy.

"Okay, the Halloween troublemakers are gone, we adults can get down to business, yo!" Arthur bent down and carried Liang Ye firmly from the crook of his feet, walking into the bedroom.Relying on the fact that no one at home doesn't even bring the door.