my boyfriend is a disaster

Cheng Yuwei was standing on the side of the road. A black Ferrari car was parked at the entrance of Heyang University opposite. Several men in black suits walked out of the school gate, and one of them waved to him.

Cheng Yuwei nodded, indicating that he understood.

As the car drove away, Cheng Yuwei walked over triumphantly, the corners of his lips raised unconsciously.

Back in the dormitory, Lin Ran put down the game in his hand and immediately greeted him: "You know? Xie Mo's dormitory was smashed just now."

"Hey, you deserve it!" Cheng Yuwei smiled and lay down on the bed, "He should have smashed it long ago!"

Lin Ran looked tacit, and was about to speak, when Cheng Yuwei's cell phone rang, the song "My Heart Will Go On", Lin Ran knew that this was the exclusive ringtone that Yu Wei set for his girlfriend Song Qian, but now on the bed The person casually took out the phone, and then pressed the hang up button.

Lin Ran laughed and said, "You're so terrific that you didn't even answer the phone?"

Cheng Yuwei threw the phone aside nonchalantly, and turned his head to look at the ceiling: "What's more, she likes that Xie Mo, so stay with him and give me a fucking call. Sister, if it weren't for the fact that she is a woman and my ex-girlfriend, I would have smashed her dormitory too."

Lin Ran spread out his hands: "Then, what should we do now?"

"Now," Cheng Yu was the only one who stood up and sat up, "I'm in a good mood now, and I'm going to the supermarket to get something to eat."

"Well," Lin Ran patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and sat back in front of the computer, "Bring me back a roast duck."

Cheng Yuwei stood up and gestured "OK" to him.

The supermarket Cheng Yuwei is going to is not in the school, but a department store across the street from the main entrance of the school. He is different from Lin Ran. His favorite is the roast chicken sold in the deli section of that supermarket.

There are two roads from their dormitory to the school gate, a main road and a small road. When he returned to the dormitory just now, he took the main road, but now he came to the faster small road, because the small road passed through the girls' dormitory area. He used to come here often. To find a girlfriend.

Now he doesn't want to find a girlfriend, he just wants to take this road to recall the time when he was waiting for his girlfriend to come downstairs like a fool in the dormitory.

In fact, he has been very diligent in changing girlfriends since he fell in love in junior high school. This is mainly related to the novelty and the harmony of getting along. It is not that there are no girlfriends who can stay with him for more than three months.This time, this rare occasion, he wanted to calm down and experience what it was like to talk for half a semester. Unexpectedly, it was only two months, and his girlfriend dared to cheat with another boy and was seen by his brother. This is simply disappointing. It made him want to spend more time with her.

Speaking of the boy who was with her, Cheng Yuwei only heard that there was a man named "Xie Mo" in the school at that time, a freshman from the School of Computer Science, he was still a college student, and it was said that there was a girl who liked him in history. Can line up from the front door of the school all the way back to the front door of the school.That man is really handsome, with a handsome and fair face. Even Cheng Yuwei changed his original idea of ​​beating him up after seeing his photo to smashing the dormitory and finishing the job. With revenge, Cheng Yuwei felt relieved.

After leaving the school gate and coming to that street, Cheng Yuwei thought that he should buy something else besides roast chicken and roast duck. He wanted to eat watermelon, and it was the black beauty type watermelon, which was sweeter than ordinary watermelon.

Before he could think of another thing, an old woman not far ahead suddenly fell to the ground, stopping him in his tracks.

It was the first time he saw an old man fall with his own eyes after living for 18 years. In the past, he always saw helping the elderly being hacked on TV and online. The old man grabbed ten times the amount of money, and now that an old man finally fell down in front of him, the excitement that was born spontaneously couldn't be suppressed.

A stride rushed over, Cheng Yuwei was as active as if his grandma had fallen, rushed to the old man and quickly knelt down to support the old man's arm: "Grandma, are you okay?"

This place is only 20 meters away from the supermarket. It seems that the old man just came out of the supermarket, and the vegetable bag fell all over the place. The old man patted Cheng Yuwei's hand: "Thank you, young man. No, I can’t move anymore, hey…”

Cheng Yuwei helped the old man stand up slowly, and picked up all the bags on the ground. There were still a lot of dishes and they were a bit heavy. No wonder the old man couldn't hold them, but Cheng Yuwei suddenly felt a kind of affection for the old man. One of the most common phrases his own grandmother said was "it's useless to be old".

"Hey, grandma, are your legs okay? Can you walk by yourself?" Cheng Yuwei asked worriedly while holding the bag.

The old man tried to walk a few steps, trembling Cheng Yuwei was nervous for her, after a few steps, the old man bent down and rubbed his leg: "This leg is afraid of falling, and it hurts for a long time when I fall, okay, I will trouble you, young man. Give me something, and I will walk back slowly by myself."

"That," Cheng Yuwei didn't let go, hesitantly said: "Well, how about I take you home? Ah, don't worry, I must be a good person, here is my student ID card!"

Cheng Yuwei hurriedly gathered the bags in both hands to one hand, and that hand hurt like a stick, and he took out a card from his pocket with the other hand and handed it over, anyway, this thing can be verified upright.

"Oh, Heyang University!" The old man was delighted when he saw it, "The young man is also from Heyang, and my grandson is also studying in this school!"

The old man smiled from ear to ear as if his grandson was right in front of him. Cheng Yuwei took back his card and laughed a few times: "Hehehe, your grandson and I are schoolmates, schoolmates."

"Hey, the young man is very good. If he can be admitted to Heyang University, he must study well. Just like my grandson, he has been No. 1 in the class since he went to preschool and returned to the exam..."

Cheng Yuwei supported the old man with one free hand, listening to her talking about her grandson's studies all the way, I really wanted to yell in my heart: Can you stop praising him, and praise him for studying well, believe it or not I would want to beat him up!

Cheng Yuwei hates two kinds of people the most in his life, the first one is to study well, because he has never been evaluated as "study well" for even a moment from kindergarten to university, so he hates this kind of person extremely, What's more, he always thinks that things like grades are actually useless.

The old man lives in a community very close to the supermarket. It looks like a quiet environment with good greenery. It is obviously a relatively high-end residential area. The old man took Cheng Yuwei into a building and went up to the third floor. He opened the door and let him go. Go in: "Come on, young man, please come in!"

Cheng Yuwei thanked him and entered the door. At first glance, he felt that the house was very spacious and tidy, and there were lilies on the tea table. The old man took the bag from Cheng Yuwei's hand and put it on the ground. He took out a pair of slippers, "Come in and have a seat."

"Oh no, grandma, I'm here to help you deliver things," Cheng Yuwei said hastily, "Now I'm leaving because..."

Because I still want to eat roast chicken and watermelon, and I have to bring something for Aran. ——Cheng Yuwei thought so, but the old man didn't let him say it.

"Don't leave, you must stay here for dinner tonight," the old man happily took two bags and walked to the kitchen, "My grandson always goes home for dinner, he has no class tonight, five I'll be back at one o'clock. I just introduced him to you, you see such a kind and kind young man..."

Cheng Yuwei was ashamed, and said in his heart, don't say it as if you want to introduce your grandson to me as a wife, okay?He had no choice but to let out a sigh of relief, and changed into his slippers to help the old man bring the rest of the dishes to the kitchen.

The old man's legs don't seem to be very flexible yet, but he is full of energy. He takes out the meat and vegetables and washes them with water, and then puts them on the cutting board. Didn't even know what the dish was supposed to be called.

Looking at the unwashed dishes on the ground, Cheng Yuwei thought for a while and said, "May I wash these dishes for you?"

"No need," the old man said with a smile, "How can I let the guests work. By the way, can the young man cook?"

"No, no." Cheng Yuwei's sweat dripped down his cheeks. His only purpose in entering his kitchen since he was a child was to find something to eat.

"My grandson will. The dishes he cooks are delicious. When he comes back, let him show you his skills. You can go back to the living room to rest. The TV remote is on the sofa. Oh, by the way, I have to pour you a glass of water." The old man said that he was going to the living room.

"Hey grandma, no need, I'll do it myself, you are busy with your work." Cheng Yuwei hurriedly helped the old man.

"Well, go and rest, grandma will cook something delicious for you." After finishing speaking, the old man took the apron and tied it up.

When Cheng Yuwei came to the living room, he poured water and didn't turn on the TV. He just sat on the sofa and took out his mobile phone. Firstly, he was not thirsty. Second, he hadn't watched much TV since he was in high school. He was always using his mobile phone. At that time, he took a look on Weibo, but he couldn't stand it anymore.

The reason is very simple. It is normal to feel uncomfortable when you are a guest at someone's home and let the old man cook for him.

It's not that he's afraid of being a guest. He used to eat and drink at his friends' houses. He can probably name the special dishes of those friends' mothers. It's just that this is his first time here, except for the old grandma. There is no owner outside. It is said that the grandson will not come back until five o'clock, and there are still 10 minutes.

Cheng Yuwei sighed and wanted to continue reading Weibo, when the screen suddenly showed that Lin Ran had called, and he answered in a low voice, "Hello."

"I said Brother Wei, can we come back soon? Brother, I can't wait to wait for your roast duck!"

Cheng Yuwei suppressed a smile and said in a low voice, "I won't go back now, I'm at someone else's house now, and I'm going to have dinner here."

"What?" Lin Ran couldn't accept it, "You just went to a supermarket and met acquaintances, which acquaintances?"

Cheng Yuwei's acquaintance really didn't live near that supermarket, he sighed again and said, "You don't know, I'll tell you when I go back."

He almost said that he didn't even know each other. He and that grandma still don't know each other's last name. It is estimated that if they want to know, they can only wait for dinner.

"Okay," Lin Ran said helplessly, "Then I can only buy my roast duck by myself. You have to come back early, the high math teacher will roll the roll in every class."

"Understood." Cheng Yuwei was a little impatient. In fact, it didn't matter whether he went to roll call or not, anyway, he would hang up in the end anyway.

"Well," Cheng Yuwei wanted to hang up the phone just like that, but Lin Ran continued, "I also want to tell you that your ex-girlfriend didn't get through to you and then called me, and even ran to our I wanted to wait for you downstairs in the dormitory, but I just left."

"...What, shit?" This time it was Cheng Yuwei who couldn't accept it, "I've acted so obviously that we broke up and everyone will never communicate with each other. What else does she want from me?"

"She feels that she is sorry for you and wants to explain to you, and she always cries when she calls me." Lin Ran said sympathetically.

"Tch, I knew why today was the first time," Cheng Yuwei tugged at the corner of his mouth, "She should have thought of today when she got together with that Xie Mo, and now she feels sorry for me."

"Well," Lin Ran smiled, "She's gone, I just want to tell you. Well, I'm going out to buy roast duck, so you should come back early."

"it is good."