my boyfriend is a disaster

Cheng Yu only insisted on watching the movie before leaving. Although he only watched the first ten minutes and the last less than 10 minutes carefully, he didn't know what the whole thing was about. When he walked out of the theater and saw that the sky was still bright, Do you know if those small stalls have come out now.

"What to eat?" He asked Xie Mo next to him.

The latter thought for a while and said, "Come with me," and then took out his wallet and waved it, "From now on, I invite you."

"Oh." Cheng Yuwei smiled.

Xie Mo took Cheng Yuwei to a street after taking a taxi for half an hour. The latter got out of the car and looked around. The place looked lively, as if the whole street was full of food, but There was nothing special about it, so he wondered why this man brought him here on purpose.

"Come with me." Xie Mo took Cheng Yuwei along the street for a short distance to a shop, and the latter looked up, and it turned out to be a Mala Tang shop.

"This..." Cheng Yuwei couldn't help raising his hand to signal, "Eat this?"

Xie Mo took the lead and walked in, asking him, "Why, haven't you eaten?"

"I've heard of it, but I haven't eaten it." Cheng Yuwei said very honestly.

"You, you should really experience the life of a commoner." Xie Mo shook his head, took a small basin and a tong for him, and got another set for himself, "Come on, you can take whatever you want to eat, ah, no Look at me if you know what to eat."

"Ok."

Cheng Yuwei weighed the activity clip for the basin a few times, and found with great regret that there seemed to be less than ten of the things contained in the dozens of small boxes on it, so he could only clip them with the people around him.

So basically Xie Mo pinched it like Cheng Yuwei followed him, "What is this?" He swallowed this question countless times, because once he opened his mouth, he could only end it when he finished pinching it. , he found that Xie Mo's vision in choosing dishes was amazing, and he successfully avoided all the dishes he knew.

After choosing the dishes, Xie Mo asked Cheng Yuwei to sit at the small dining table outside, put the two large gift boxes containing supplements in front of him and said, "Look at the things, I'll go buy something else, if I lose them When I come back, I will tie you up and beat you."

"...Understood." Cheng Yuwei waved his hand to signal him to go quickly, and took out his mobile phone at the same time.

This is really the first time in his life to eat Malatang, and he is still sitting on an outdoor table. That boy Xie Mo will be the same when he comes back.

After a while, Xie Mo came back, carrying a box, he sat down and opened the lid, pushed it in front of Cheng Yuwei, and said, "Try it."

The latter glanced forward and immediately backed away, holding his nose and shouting in disbelief: "What kind of stuff is this? Can it be eaten if it smells so bad!"

It's not just as simple as smelly, the red lumps look like something, and I don't know where they got them from, Cheng Yuwei just wanted to jump up and hide away.

Xie Mo smiled and took two pairs of chopsticks: "I said it's stinky tofu, and you still expect it to be fragrant. Come and taste it. It smells stinky and tastes delicious. The chili sauce here is delicious. Try it soon."

Cheng Yuwei slapped his nose in front of his nose. The smell really made him want to stay away. Xie Mo took a piece of bright red tofu with chopsticks and put it in his mouth very elegantly. The hot sauce didn't touch his lips at all, Cheng Yuwei twitched the corners of his mouth and watched him chewing carefully, thinking that the famous handsome guy from Heyang University went to such a ghost place that he didn't even recognize. Stinky tofu, this sour taste is so intoxicating.

After Xie Mo finished eating one piece, he felt that the taste was as good as ever, and he wanted to eat the second piece contentedly, but when he looked up, he saw Xiaowei's eyes staring at him with affection, so he reached out and patted his hand: "Hurry up!" Eat it, it won't taste good when it gets cold."

Cheng Yuwei lifted up the chopsticks, thinking that you let me eat it, if it tastes so bad that you will die, I won’t tie you up and beat you, while picking up a piece of tofu, put it in your mouth, close your eyes and munch chew.

Xie Mo looked at him as if he was being tortured and shook his head helplessly, thinking Xiaowei, you are so ignorant, most people can't eat such delicious stinky tofu.

Cheng Yuwei slowed down after chewing a few mouthfuls. He was surprised to find that the taste of this thing...not bad!

The taste of the tofu was good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it tasted good with the chili sauce. He was very satisfied after eating one piece, and immediately picked up a second piece.

"How is it, is it delicious?" Xie Mo put down his chopsticks at this moment, looked at him with a smile and said.

"Yeah, it's delicious." Cheng Yuyi even ate several yuan and didn't even bother to talk.

Xie Mo felt that this talent really had the potential to be a foodie, and once he ate delicious food, he would not care about his image. There was already a circle of red around his lips, and he reluctantly took out a tissue to help him wipe it off: "You , don’t be in such a hurry, our Malatang hasn’t been served yet, it’s better to eat these two together.”

Cheng Yuwei also put down his chopsticks, took a paper towel and wiped it and said, "I didn't expect this to be quite delicious, but I've never heard of this place before." He put down his hands and looked around, "It seems that there are It's already in the suburbs."

Xie Mo raised his hand to signal: "Look."

Cheng Yuwei followed his hand and looked over. There was an empty space of about five meters between the store where they were sitting and the other one. Now Xie Mo was referring to the interior of this empty space. From Cheng Yuwei's point of view Of course I couldn't see what was in there, I just thought it should be a very long alley.

"The place at the end of this road is called No Man's Lane. It is said that during the Republic of China, it was a casino, which was very prosperous. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the casino was sealed up and demolished soon. Later, it became a place where former gamblers and A holy place for drug addicts, there are countless fights and fights. Later, in the past seven years or so, the government wanted to renovate the place, but the mayor at the time felt that this place should be preserved as a symbol of the times, so he deliberately circled it. The location occupied by the original casino was removed, and traders were allowed to open shop before this location. Because the casino has a large area, it directly formed a not-so-long alley.”

"For about ten years after that, some people came here to take drugs one after another, and occasionally there were fights. If you go to see it now, you can still see needles and needles left on the ground and blood left on the wall. Later, the government sent police to take care of it. Patrol in this area, and this will become a real no-man's alley in the future."

Speaking of this, Xie Mo picked up a piece of stinky tofu and ate it: "Oh, by the way, my father used to be a policeman in charge of patrolling here, and he patrolled for several years, so he often brought me here when I was young."

"Oh." Cheng Yuwei nodded suddenly.

At this time, the waiter brought out the two people's Mala Tang, Cheng Yuwei immediately picked up the chopsticks, put a piece of dish that he didn't know what it was, and put it in his mouth, immediately fascinated by the heat , He dropped his chopsticks and covered his mouth for a long time before he recovered.

Xie Mo couldn't help laughing, and asked the waiter for a bottle of water, unscrewed the lid and handed it to him: "What are you in a hurry, it's very hot, even if you don't want to dry it, you should blow it first."

Cheng Yuwei hurriedly drank his saliva, stroked his chest twice: "Now, I know."

"How is it? Is this delicious?" Xie Mo said as he took the chili sauce and sesame oil from the table.

"It's okay, I didn't taste the taste." Cheng Yuwei still felt that his tongue was so hot that he couldn't taste the taste of the dish just now.

"Come on," Xie Mo gestured to the two seasonings on the table, "it will taste even better with these, but I think it's better for you to eat slowly."

"Yes." Cheng Yuwei couldn't agree more.

Xie Mo scooped a few spoonfuls of chili oil into his bowl and added a lot of sesame oil, making the whole bowl bright red. He picked up a piece of lotus root and put it in his mouth. .

The taste of Malatang is just as I remember it. This is an old shop of nearly 20 years, just like the stinky tofu over there, but the taste has not changed at all.

He kept talking about when he was a child, because he hadn’t been to this place for nearly ten years, and almost none of his friends knew about his past with No Man’s Lane.

But today, for some reason, he brought this person here on a sudden whim. Xie Mo saw that he also put two seasonings like himself, and then ate with relish, a lot of emotions surged in his heart.

"I'm talking about Xiaomo," the person opposite picked up a dish with chopsticks and asked, "What is this?"

"..." Xie Mo finally couldn't help laughing, and Cheng Yuwei also felt a little embarrassed, but the more he ate, the more he felt that the dishes here were delicious, so he couldn't help but want to ask.

"This is a mushroom, the scientific name is oyster mushroom, a type of fungus." Xie Mo said, taking a piece from his own bowl and eating it.

"Oh, what about this one?"

So in the following time, Xie Mo ate his Mala Tang with stinky tofu deliciously, while helping Cheng Yuwei introduce various dishes, and he still felt very happy.

The malatang for both of them cost more than 20 yuan, plus the stinky tofu worth [-] yuan. After eating all of them, Cheng Yuwei felt that it was very difficult for him to stand up. His stomach had grown fat, and he trembled Standing on the ground, he stretched out his hand and patted it, and let out a long sigh.

"How is it? Are you full?" Xie Mo, who ate as much as him but was still calm, said with a smile.

"I'm full, I'm full." Cheng Yuwei burped.

On the way back, Cheng Yuwei packed five yuan worth of stinky tofu for Lin Ran, and when he returned to the school gate, he waved to Xie Mo: "Goodbye, wait for me here at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, brother will take you back home." Home."

"Okay." Xie Mo smiled, turned and left.

On the way back to the dormitory, Cheng Yuwei received a call from his father: "I said Xiaowei, when will you and your husband come back tomorrow?"

"It will arrive at about 09:30." Cheng Yuwei said while holding the stinky tofu in his hand.

"Okay, Dad's recipe has been prepared, and I'll wait for you to come back." Dad could hear that he was already grinning from ear to ear.

Cheng Yuwei put down his phone and thought, my husband, my husband, well, there is nothing wrong with saying that.

The author has something to say: To celebrate the [-] total hits, "Catastrophe from Heaven" has been updated!

No Man's Alley is written in this chapter, which means that this article can also have a wedge. As for when it will be written... probably after the article is finished.

I'm going to hurry up!