standard martial arts novel

On the day of the wedding, gongs and drums rang out inside and outside the villa of the leader of the martial arts alliance, and there was an endless stream of guests who came to congratulate him.The martial arts leader and his wife, as well as the master of the hero, were all dressed in joyful clothes, and greeted the guests at the door together with the hero.Not long after, the sedan chair carrying the bride arrived.Firecrackers are lit at the door, and the bride leads the bride across the brazier and across the saddle.

"When shall we do it?" On the roof not far away, the right protector asked the left protector beside him.The newcomer has already walked to the front of the hall, and after three prostrations, it is too late to do anything.However, as far as the eye can see, the famous people on the right path of the martial arts are all present, if they make a move, the chances of winning are really slim.

"I'll take care of things, don't worry." Zuo Hufa was confident.

The newlyweds had already stood still in front of the hall, and the master of ceremonies was about to shout "Pray to the heaven and the earth", when the Zuo protector suddenly descended from the sky, and without waiting for everyone to react, he used ten percent of his sound transmission skills: "What righteous hero! , will it be fine if you make our leader's belly bigger?"

Pfft... The wine from the mouth of the martial arts leader sprayed his wife all over the face.

Pfft... The right guardian spat out a mouthful of blood all over the ground.God, God, the ancestors of the Demon Cult, how could he be so stupid to believe that Guardian Zuo could do something reliable?Now that it's over, the Devil's Cult is completely disgraced in the arena.After the right protector decided to go back, he made a seppuku apology in front of the tablets of the past lords.

"You woman, don't try to confuse the crowd." Abbot Shaolin stepped forward, "Your leader is a man, how could you be pregnant?"

"Master Wicked." Zuo Hufa walked in front of Abbot Shaolin, and suddenly slapped his bald head, "Are you confused? We are the Demon Cult, the Demon Cult!" Zuo Hufa said, and tapped the Shaolin Abbot Touching his chest, he stepped back step by step, "Is it what the Demon Cult should do if a man takes care of the outside and a woman takes care of the inside? Is it what the Demon Cult should do? Men make money to support their families and women have children. What should we do? Is it the Devil’s Cult to go against the sky? If we live like you, can you call us the Devil’s Cult? Are you right to say that we are demons and crooked? Are you right to call us the number one in the world? Is it a big villain? Is it worth it to shout and kill us when we see it? Is it worth it to plan to attack Peach Blossom Valley every day?"

Although Zuo Hufa's speaking speed was not as fast as the machine guns of the later generations, it was still more than enough than the Zhuge Liannu of the previous dynasty.Abbot Shaolin couldn't find any room to retaliate, so he could only back away blindly.The problem is that Zuo Hufa is only talking, not hands-on. Others want to help fight back, but they can't find a chance to intervene. They can only watch Shaolin abbot being poked by her "One-Finger Zen" and sitting on the chair , Guardian Zuo finally raised his hand.

"You temptress is full of nonsense," the head of Wudang originally wanted to see a good show, but was pushed out by other heads, so he could only bite the bullet, "Even if it is a demon sect, men and women are different, how can a man be pregnant?"

"What's a 'witch'?" Zuo Hufa rolled up his sleeves, revealing his two lotus arms, posing like a shrew cursing the street, "What did I do to apologize to you? Did you eat your food? Wear your clothes? Occupy Have you landed? Lived in your house? Married your sister? Lied to your sister? Defrauded your brother? Abducted your brother? Killed your father? Raped your mother? Digged your ancestral grave? Demolished your ancestral hall? Stealed Have you mastered martial arts? Scolded your master? Bullied your apprentice?... You should tell me something, whether it is Lao Tzu or the Demon Sect, how did they beat you?" A series of cannons directly blasted the head of Wudang "Today I came to ask for a cup of wedding wine, and by the way, to seek justice for the leader who has been abandoned all the time. First, he didn't kill anyone, and second, he didn't set fire. You uttered evil words as soon as you came up, because you bullied me, a woman." Isn’t that what your master of the Wudang sect taught you? Comparing to swearing at others? Okay, let’s leave the words here, let’s be gentlemen today and let’s see who can swear better than others.”

"You, you woman is unreasonable and full of nonsense!" Compared with lip service, how could the head of Wudang be the opponent of Zuo Hufa, stammering and reversing only a few sentences: "Man, how can a man be pregnant? You are... ...you've got a point."

"You bastard is full of nonsense." Zuo Hufa pointed at the nose of the head of Wudang, "What's so strange about a man being pregnant? Although there are many genius doctors in the world, who is better than the ghost doctor in Peach Blossom Valley? The ghost doctor has been around since 150 years ago. Start researching how to conceive a man. 150 years! How many 50 years have you lived until now? You Wudang are a group of old-fashioned people who know how to make some immortal medicine, so you consider yourself a miracle doctor? "Shen Nong's Materia Medica" , "Huangdi Neijing", "Suwen", "Treatise on Febrile Diseases", "Synopsis of the Golden Chamber", "Qianjin Prescriptions", "Multiple Classics", "Classics of Acupuncture and Moxibustion", "Journal of Materia Medica", "Elbow Back Emergency "Prescriptions", "On the Causes and Symptoms of Various Diseases", "Newly Revised Materia Medica", "Waitai Secret Essentials", "Taiping Shenghui Prescriptions", "Bronze Man Acupoints Acupuncture and Moxibustion", "Drinking and Diet Essentials", "Yuyaoyuan Prescriptions, Treatise on the Spleen and Stomach, Compendium of Materia Medica, Treatise on Warm Epidemics, Discrimination of Febrile Diseases, Warm-Heat Jingwei, Discrimination of Damp-Heat, Medical Lin Gaicuo, General Records of Shengji "Don't say you have read these medical books, have you heard of them? Are you qualified to question the ghost doctor's medical skills?"

A few young Taoist priests of the Wudang sect saw that the leader was deflated, and were about to step forward to help out, when the right protector floated over like a ghost, blocking their way.

"Little miscellaneous hairs, take it easy." The left protector shouted to the right protector and Wudang disciples who were about to make a move, "He has the seed of Lao Tzu. If something good or bad happens, a If two dead bodies are killed, everyone will be lucky enough to witness the Wudang faction of the famous and upright sect bullying the pregnant husband and murdering the unborn fetus with their large numbers."

The right protector almost spit blood on the ground again, but no matter what, the Wudang disciple was frightened so that no one dared to fight him.

"Since the dispute cannot be resolved, why don't you tell me a fair word." The head of Emei signaled Wudang and Shaolin disciples to retreat, "Since you claim that men can conceive, and this man is pregnant, why don't you ask the old monk to give him a pulse .If it is indeed Ximai, we will believe your words."

Martial arts practitioners are basically close to death if someone detains the pulse gate, not to mention that the guard door of the right guard happens to be at the pulse gate, so there is absolutely no reason for him to send it to others.

"Lao Wan, you want to take the opportunity to eat tofu after seeing your two old friends who look younger than you?" Left Protector naturally knew the right Protector's concerns, "You have more men than me, so don't steal mine, right?"

The head of Emei snorted coldly: "If you want to touch someone from the Demon Cult, I still think my hands are dirty." As he spoke, he pulled out a hair from the whisk, and with a wave of his hand, the hair in his hand wrapped around the wrist of the right guardian.After Xuansi checked the pulse, the head of Emei's complexion changed drastically: "It's really a happy pulse."

It's humiliating enough for a gentleman to be pregnant, and such a shameful thing is widely publicized.The right protector's face couldn't stop getting hot.

"It's not a happy pulse, is it still a sad pulse?" The left protector stopped the right protector behind him, as if she could block the right protector with her height, "Today we don't come to make trouble, just come to ask for an explanation. Our leader is pregnant. What is the bridegroom going to do?" Zuo Hufa looked at the hero.

"He... is really pregnant with my child?" Daxia still couldn't believe it.

"Really." Zuo Hufa insisted, "The ghost doctor said that the pulse should be a boy. Anyway, whether you recognize it or not, the leader intends to give birth to the child, and this child will be our young leader in the future. As for your martial arts in the future Whether or not the Righteous Dao will fight with our Demon Sect will turn into half-brothers fighting each other is beyond my control as a subordinate."

"I'm not getting married anymore!" Before the hero could respond, the daughter of the martial arts leader had already grabbed the hijab and phoenix crown, and then hugged the martial arts leader's leg and cried loudly, "Father, who did you find for me? Being entangled, and having a child with the leader of the Demon Cult. I would rather die than marry this kind of person!"

"Thank you, miss, for your success." The hero bowed to the daughter of the martial arts leader, pulled the colored ball ribbon on his body, and pulled the left and right guardians, "Let's go."

"Stop!" The leader of the martial arts yelled angrily, "You... what do you mean? Would you rather join forces with the devil's sect than marry my daughter? What do you think of my daughter?"

"He likes monsters who are neither male nor female, let him go, I don't want him!" The daughter of the martial arts leader clung to her father's leg tightly, "Father, he is entangled with the demon sect, and he even put a A man is getting pregnant. People from the Demon Cult have come to her door, so what face will my daughter have in the future? I might as well die immediately."

Heroes don't mind being scolded by others, but they absolutely don't want anyone to say that the leader is wrong. Hearing the daughter of the martial arts leader say that the leader is a "monster who is neither male nor female", he immediately put on a straight face: "Since you don't like me Anyway, the hall didn't worship, so it's better to make a clean break. From now on, you and I will have nothing to do with each other. You can marry whoever you like! The most beautiful woman in the world is pregnant with my child and is waiting for me to go back to get married. Do you still care about the number one beauty in martial arts?"

"Where do you think I am here? Come whenever you want, leave whenever you want!" People from the Devil's Cult came to disrupt my daughter's wedding.However, the leader of the martial arts alliance was held so tightly by his daughter that he could only give orders: "Take them down!"

Guardian Right stuffed a pill into the hero's mouth

"Leader, since we're here for a wedding, why did we come here empty-handed?" Zuo Hufa stepped back, and suddenly took out a large handful of thunderbolts from his sleeve, "This is a congratulatory gift specially prepared by the ghost doctor, and it's ready." ah."

In an instant, there were explosions in the arena, but within a short time, the yellow smoke that covered the sky filled the entire villa. The choking smell made all the people present burst into tears, let alone catch up, and even had difficulty breathing.After finally waiting for the smoke to be blown away by the wind, the left and right protectors and heroes had long since disappeared.