standard martial arts novel

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Young leader: I am a follower of the leader of the demon sect.

Shaoxia: I asked your name, did you not understand or what?

Young leader: I have avoided talking about it so many times, but I just don’t want to say, why are you so ignorant?Still stalking and asking!

Shaoxia: Didn't your parents give you a name?Or is the name too ugly?

Young Master: What do you want me to call?Above me is a father, a mother, a master, and a master. Each of them gave me a different name.My father said that a cheap name is easy to raise, and he is still vacillating between "dog baby", "dog egg", "dog leftover" and "shit shit".My mother said that I was just a mistress caught between her and my father and affecting their relationship. If the master was not called "San'er", "Little San" would be my name.Master dislikes me for obstructing his intimacy with Master, so all the names I think of are "candle", "torch", "lantern"... If Edison hadn't been born yet, I would have called him "light bulb".The master gave me a name in Zheng'er Bajing, but the ones he picked were Chen, Ye, Ling, Xuan, Xuan, Hao... nine of the ten young heroes called such names.In order to look special, he planned to use all the words that he found pleasing to the eye.But if I really use them all, it will take a long time just to report my name. The other party has already called me before I finish reporting my name.

Shaoxia: (I really want to laugh, how can I break it?)

Young leader: I told my master that the name can be up to two characters. If he can't decide, then draw lots.As a result, the teacher felt that since the name could not make a big fuss, he would do it with the surname.Xuanyuan, Nangong, Murong, Dugu... Before I was five years old, I used the surnames of the famous martial arts families all over the world.Later, the master thought that the martial arts family with double surnames could not be the leader of the martial arts, and was not aggressive enough, so I started to be surnamed Xiao, Qiao, Ye, Long, Cheng... Before I was ten years old, I used all the famous heroes in the history of the world. , The last name of the devil is all used.Later, Master thought that these surnames were all bad, so he began to consider giving me the surname Feng, Kan, Qiong, Kuang, Kui, Qu, Cuan, Chu, Qi, Mi, Qi, Qiguan, Qiaoda…… How many people can read?

Shaoxia: Only those who change their names can even change their surnames?Isn't the surname the same as your father's surname, so what is your surname?

Young leader: My father, mother, and master are all orphans picked up by the master, without a name or surname.Shizu is an orphan picked up by Taishizu, and no one knows his real name.Tai Shizu has passed away for many years, so I can't ask him for his last name.Shigong does have a name and a surname, but his parents are all slaves of the leader of the martial arts family, and they follow the owner's surname.The master said that the future leader of the Demon Cult cannot have the same surname as the leader of the martial arts alliance, and I will not be allowed to have his surname, so I have to find another name that is worthy of my identity.A while ago he met a foreign missionary named Thomson, who said "Tom" was a good name, so he planned to call me "Tom" and my surname "Su".Tom Sue? !Is this still a Chinese name? !

Young Hero: So...

Master Young: So, can we skip asking for names and proceed directly to the next link?

Young Hero: That...

Young Master: What else is there?

Shaoxia: Can I laugh for a while?

Young Leader: It's okay, just laugh, I've been used to it for a long time.

Young Hero: Hahahahaha... (choking to saliva) Cough cough...

Young leader: drink a glass of water. (Help the young hero to pat his back)

Shaoxia: Thank you. (Suddenly felt wrong) Did you poison me?

Young Leader: No offense. (Drink from the same jug in the same cup.)

Shaoxia: (What does he mean by using the cup I used? Is it courteous? But he is a man and I am a man too! But he is so handsome! The heartbeat is getting faster and faster, what should I do? I still can’t fight anymore Hit?) Not to poison, why pour me water?

Young Leader: You are choking.

Shaoxia: So help me?

Young leader: I have seen Master do this since I was a child, and it has become a habit.

Shaoxia: Why didn't you take the opportunity to attack me just now?

Young leader: Master said, to be honest and upright is to be a gentleman.

Shaoxia: You are right, but you are the young leader of the Demon Cult?

Young Leader: Can't the Young Leader of the Devil's Cult be a gentleman?Could it be that there is a law that stipulates that members of the Demon Cult cannot be righteous?It's rare for me to come to Peach Blossom Valley, and I don't know much about the outside world. If I break the law, should I surrender to the government?

Shaoxia: (What should I do if I can’t refute it at all?) There is no law in this regard, but... Isn’t the devil’s religion supposed to harm people?You should try your best to harm me.

Young Leader: But this is the first time someone is willing to listen to my complaint for so long, and no one has ever listened to it before.I don't want to hurt you.

The young man didn't know what to do.

A few days later, Shaoxia's master received a letter from Shaoxia: suddenly felt that the young leader of the Devil's Cult was so pitiful and cute, and wanted to be by his side for the rest of his life, loving him and comforting him, what should I do?Urgent, wait online.

Shaoxia's master wrote back: If you dare to be with people from the Devil's Cult, don't recognize me as your master.

Shaoxia wrote back: Then we are going to get married, thank you Master for your success.

Shaoxia's master wrote back: Bastard, come back to me!Who allowed you to marry someone from the Demon Cult?Still a man!

Shaoxia wrote back: But the master said that if the master said this, he agreed.

Shaoxia's master wrote back: I am a man, you only have a teacher's wife, where is the teacher?

Shaoxia wrote back: It is the male wife of the current leader of the Demon Cult. Since I am married to the young leader, of course he is also my teacher.In addition, Shigong said that theoretically speaking, Master, you should also marry the leader of the Demon Cult. We are so happy, we will be more intimate, just like the teacher of the leader and the teacher of the teacher.But the leader already has a master, master, you also have a wife, what should we do about this?

Shaoxia's master died at the age of 38.