standard martial arts novel

The firewood in the kitchen was finished, and the cook went out to call for someone. He saw a boy and a maid coming out of the woodshed, and was about to make them work with loud gongs, when the maid walked out of sight of the woodshed. After that, she suddenly became only half a head shorter than the servant next to her, and a layer of human @皮@mask was torn off her face, and she turned out to be a beautiful woman in her thirties.

Mom, what is Guardian Zuo doing in the kitchen?He didn't steal the roast chicken yesterday!The cook was trembling with fear, so he went up to say hello. Seeing that Guardian Zuo didn't care about him at all, he didn't dare to send the servants around her, and planned to fetch firewood by himself. The power sucks back.

The tall but not burly servant easily lifted the cook and put it aside: "Pass my order, no one is allowed to approach the woodshed during this time."

"Yes, leader." Zuo Hufa bowed his head and accepted the order.

Mom, I saw the legendary leader.The cook stared dumbfounded at the leader's departure, and the domineering left guardian followed behind with a low eyebrow. He didn't think of a more serious problem until he couldn't see them. He was not allowed to enter the firewood room. Why, there are so many people in the Devil's Cult who need to eat every day, what does he use to cook?What's more serious is which servant will he dare to send in the future?Zuo Hufa's skill in disguise is superb, no matter how tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly, she can change it in her hands.If one day the leader disguised himself as a servant and sneaked into the kitchen again, and I accidentally beat the leader as a real servant... The cook was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat.

After giving the leader enough face in front of others, when he walked to a place where there were no other people, Zuo Hufa immediately changed his obedient expression, and slapped the leader behind the head: "Why did you pick up this mess again? In order to take care of him, You have to act as a servant, so that I have to suffer with you. This woolen material is itchy to wear."

"Seeing him lying there injured, I couldn't hold back." The leader rubbed his nose embarrassingly, "There is no way to put him in the woodshed. If he knows that it was the leader of the Demon Cult who picked him up, Even if it's just a person with a little status in the Devil's Cult, would he still let me take care of him?"

"My dear junior brother, do you still remember that you are the leader of the 'Demon Cult'?" Zuo Hufa put one hand on his hips and poked the leader's brow with the other, causing him to step back. When will the problems you picked up be corrected? In the last month alone, you picked up eighteen rabbits, six pheasants, one fox, four bobcats, and a dozen quails...By the way, you picked up Eighteen rabbits have now become eighty."

"Growing so fast?" The leader beamed with joy, "Are the rabbit mothers recovering well after giving birth?"

"Hello, ancestor!" Zuo Hufa raised his hand to hit him.

The leader immediately hugged his head and squatted on the ground. Seeing that the slap of the left guardian did not really fall, he raised his head pitifully: "I was picked up by the master when I was two years old. Don't say whether my ancestors are good or not. I don't know who my ancestors are." ah."

"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me. I was not yet full moon when Master brought me back." Although he was a junior who was beaten up since he was a child, he is now a nominal leader, and he is just a protector. He still has to protect the face of the leader in front of outsiders. of.Hearing someone passing by not far away, Zuo Hufa put down his hand in resentment, and pulled him up by the leader's collar: "If you just pick up some things that can only eat, drink and scatter, then forget it, the worst is to recover from the injury. You can pick it up anywhere and throw it back, what are you going to do about it?" Zuo Hufa pointed in the direction of the woodshed.

"When the injury is healed, just pick it up and throw it back there." The leader replied in a low voice, "Anyway, I just like the process of healing him." Other rabbits, quails, pheasants, etc. Not all were sent to the kitchen.

"Where did you pick it up and throw it away? Can't you see who he is?"

"A young talent from a little-known martial arts sect is jealous of a famous decent sect, so he uses 'eradicating the demon sect' as an excuse to kill him with our hands, so as to avoid being criticized by the famous decent sect. People are not as good as an unknown small sect; secondly, we can put a hat on our heads of "indiscriminately killing young talents of the righteous martial arts" and attack us in the future, which is also considered famous." The leader sighed, "Look It can be seen that this child is leaving the teacher's school for the first time to travel the rivers and lakes, and he thought it was a good opportunity to shine on the teacher's school, but he doesn't know that people's hearts are sinister, it's really pitiful."

Zuo Hufa looked at the leader with a look of disgust: "Why is the word 'child' so awkward when you say it?" As for the hero, Zuo Hufa doesn't think he has anything to be pitied .The hero is like a character who came out of a novel, handsome and handsome, his martial arts can be regarded as outstanding among his peers, his body is upright, as if he has never really lived in this world, and his luck is so good If you fight a demon sect, you can find a demon sect leader who is like Avalokitesvara descending from the world, and even the demon sect's minions have never met, and the leader directly picked him up to serve as an ancestor.

"It's not because I like it when I grow up like this." The leader pinched his cheeks, and sadly found that the pinching felt surprisingly good.He is almost 30 years old, and he has a 13-year-old face, but he has a not-so-good-looking baby face with a voice like a fairy, and the leader himself feels awkward.

"Didn't the ghost doctor always say that no matter what kind of fairy beauty, as long as someone can draw it, he can do it? Isn't it enough to ask him to change your face?"

"Master only knows my face, and he beats others whoever he sees. If I change my face, who will serve Master?"

Zuo Hufa forgot, the demon cult leader in front of him is still a 24-year-old obedient disciple: "Yes, yes, your senior brother and I are both white-eyed wolves, and the master depends on you to take care of it. You said that you are a demon cult leader, what do you like?" Not good? I just like to serve people."

"Don't you think it is a very fulfilling thing to restore a dying person or animal through your care?"

"I don't think so." Zuo Hufa unceremoniously poured a basin of cold water on his head.

"Even if you don't agree, my little hobby doesn't hinder anyone."

"Your hobbies don't hinder anyone. If you put them on others, that's still a great advantage. But you are the leader of the Demon Cult! Is this something the leader of the Demon Cult should like to do?"

"The leader is not what you want me to do, and it's not what I want to do." The leader looked aggrieved, "Besides, the leader of the devil's religion must like to kill people and set fires? The first leader of the leader has left teachings: the reason why the devil is a devil Teaching is something that hypocrites who are able to tolerate the righteous way of martial arts cannot tolerate. The righteous way of martial arts cannot tolerate the devil's leader who likes to rescue small animals, so why can't our devil's religion tolerate it too?"

"You..." Zuo Hufa realized that he couldn't find any reason to refute.

"Besides, drinking tea, eating melon seeds, listening to books, writing novels, and teasing the right protector are the things that the left protector of the Demon Sect should do?"

"Not to mention a few other things, writing novels is to promote the image of my teaching, and I have also made a lot of money." Zuo Hufa proudly puffed out his overly plump chest.

"It also attracted Wulin Zhengdao to attack us repeatedly. The money you earn is not enough for us to strengthen our defense."

Zuo Hufa thought for a while, and thought of another way: "It's okay for me to hide it for you, but if you let the right protector know, I can't guarantee what he will do to your precious hero."

"He already knows." The leader said calmly, "I also told him clearly that if he dares to throw my people out, I will have his acupuncture points stripped and thrown on your bed."

"It's just acupoints. I prefer to do it myself." The figure of the right protector... the left protector drools when he thinks about it.

The decision not to let the ghost doctor change his face seems to be the right one.Seeing Zuo Hufa's eyes shining and his face full of lust, the leader sincerely rejoiced that his nympho senior sister liked mature men, while he had a baby face that didn't grow up.

"Actually, why is he so shy?" Guardian Zuo was still immersed in his imagination and couldn't extricate himself. "At least we have known each other for so many years, and I won't deny it after eating. I will definitely marry him."

That's what he's afraid of.The leader silently lit a piece of wax for the poor brother in his heart.

"But this person still has to be dealt with." The nympho belongs to the nympho, Zuo Hufa has not forgotten the business, "Otherwise I will tell the ghost doctor that you stole the medicine from his medicine field."

"He gave me the prescription after reading the patient's prescription." The leader smiled innocently, "The ghost doctor claims to only heal ghosts, not people, and those who are half-lived must first get half-breathed before agreeing to treat them." Save me. The patient I sent was exactly what he wanted." Stealing the ghost doctor's medicine?joke!Even the leader is not so courageous.Although the ghost doctor doesn't know any martial arts at all, there are countless ways to prescribe medicine. Ever since a certain unsightly sub-altar leader spoke rudely to the ghost doctor, he was drugged so that the golden gun could not fall for half a month. Everyone knows that they would rather offend the leader than offend Zuo Protector, but they would rather offend Zuo Protector than offend the ghost doctor.

Guardian Zuo could only use his trump card: "Believe it or not, I'll tell him that you are the leader of the Demon Cult."

"Do you think he will believe that the leader of the Demon Cult will grow up like me?"

"I will tell him that your current appearance is disguised."

"Then you will feed the golden python you bought in the future."

Guardian Zuo was suddenly trampled on his painful feet: "It's not that the Demon Cult doesn't have servants, why should I go?"

"It's such a big snake that others are afraid of it."

"But I'm also afraid." Zuo Hufa looked pitiful.

"Afraid you will still raise it?"

"But if you don't raise poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders and other poisonous things, how can it be like a demon cult?" Zuo Protector showed an aggrieved look.

"Who stipulated that the Demon Cult must raise poison?"

"That's what's written in the novels."

"Didn't you write all those novels?"

Zuo Hufa sent a pair of pitiful eyes.

"If you dare to tell him that I am the leader of the Demon Cult, from now on you will feed your golden serpent by yourself. If you dare not feed it, you will starve to death." The leader was unmoved.

Zuo Hufa began to burst into tears, and sucked his nose hard.

"Fake crying is useless."

Guardian Zuo surrendered: "Deal!"

Although a verbal agreement was reached, keeping a hero in the Devil's Cult was not a long-term solution.But there is a leader here, and he can't be killed. If he wants to be released in the future, it doesn't mean that he can be released if he is released.So not long after, Tianjilou, which claims to know everything about Jianghu, received an urgent letter from 1000 miles away, with only one sentence on it: "What should we do if the leader of our family (specially marked: Demon Cult) always picks up strange things and brings them back? Urgently." , wait online." Along with the letter, there are [-] taels of silver.

Although it is a demon sect, for the sake of 1000 taels of silver, Tianjilou, based on the principle of "the visitor is the guest", listed in detail everything from the poisonous poison in the southern border to the snow sculptures in the northern country, from the giant python in the western regions to the East China Sea. Blood dragon... Send back the feeding methods of all "strange things" known in the rivers and lakes.Note: "Your religion should raise a lot of poisonous substances like this, so as to gain the reputation of Hongmojiao."

Within three days after the reply was delivered, Tianjilou received another urgent letter from eight hundred miles: "The blood dragon in the East China Sea has been beaten by our leader so that it can only rain, and the giant python in the Western Regions has been raised so that it can only eat vegetarian. Snow sculptures have been trained to become carrier pigeons, Nanjiang Gu poison has learned to vote, three-clawed snow apes have learned to play monkey games, red-nosed minks are too poisonous and have been made into mink coats, and vampire bats have become blood-sick bats Already... what I'm asking is what should we do if our leader picked up a seriously injured righteous hero and brought him back to raise him this time."

Although the content of the questioning seems to be a prank, for the sake of 1000 taels of silver, Tianjilou still replied seriously: "After the cure, let the leader of your teaching circle the fork, and make sure that this hero treats your teacher well. The leader is so determined, he does not hesitate to correct the evil and join the demon sect, which will surely discredit the righteous way of the martial arts and encircle and suppress the noble sect. If this hero has a relationship with the leader of the martial arts leader, the effect will be even better."

It turns out that the correct way for the Demon Cult to deal with this kind of problem is to ask the leader to put the hero to sleep.Zuo Hufa took Tianjilou's reply and thought about it.