standard martial arts novel
Chapter 8
After wandering around in the mountains for more than half a month, the two of them finally made it out smoothly and found a small town.The Yuelai Inn, which has opened all over the country and is favored by martial arts people, still has branches in such small corners. Once you enter the city, you can see the flags and lanterns of the inn flying in the wind.
Finally arrived at a place where there are people, eating and taking a bath are the most urgent tasks, especially to quickly change the worn clothes on my body.The heroes in martial arts novels will always have endless money to spend, but the heroes in reality will also be "a man who has money, but a man who has no money is difficult"-previously in Peach Blossom Valley, the hero has already spent all the money on his body.The leader was worried that Guardian You would really seriously wound the hero, so he hurried to look for him, taking nothing but his clothes.In the woods before, the two of them could hunt pheasants, pick wild fruits to eat, and snatch bears and tigers to live in caves and tree holes. Now they are penniless, and it is difficult to move an inch when they are in a place with people.
As a hero, it is not acceptable to not pay for meals and lodgings, to rob houses and block roads and cut paths, and to perform in the streets... If the master knows that the moves he has worked so hard to teach the heroes are used by him to sell his strength in the world Maru's robbed business, and he had to be skinned alive after returning home.
Who said that a scholar who is useless is a scholar?Setting up stalls to test characters, writing letters on behalf of others, litigation in court... There are many ways for scholars to make money without capital and immediately.The one who is really useless is obviously Wu Sheng.The hero was worried, but the leader took him into the Yuelai Inn without hesitation.
The shop assistant was sweeping the floor on the street at the entrance, when he saw two dirty and tattered people coming in, he thought they were beggars, and was about to drive them away with his broom, when the shopkeeper grabbed his clothes and led him away. Pulling it aside, he smiled all over his face at the visitor: "Second guest officers, do you want to stay at the top or stay at the hotel?"
"Stay in the hotel." The leader grabbed the hero who turned around and wanted to leave.
"Two guest officers, what a coincidence, there are not many guest rooms in our small place, only one room is left. Is it convenient for the two guest officers to live in one room?"
Where will there be only one empty room?The inn is really not big, with only four or five guest rooms, but this ghostly place may not have a single visitor for a year or so, and most of the four or five guest rooms are idle all year round.Xiao Er quietly tugged on the back of the shopkeeper's clothes, wanting to say that there are plenty of vacancies, let them live in two rooms, and charge a little more money, but the shopkeeper stepped on his instep hard.
"There is no common room?" Both of them are men, so it is not inconvenient to live in one room, but the hero is really short of money, I am afraid that the two of them will not be able to pay for one room.
"The guest officer was joking. Our small door and small place only have the upper room, where can we get the shop?" The shopkeeper smiled and kicked Xiao Er quietly, telling him not to talk too much, "Second guest officers, don't you?" If you don't like it, please go upstairs."
Xiaoer held back his words and led him into the guest room. After finishing his polite words, he hurried down and asked the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, we clearly have so many vacant rooms, why do we say there is only one?"
"This is the rule set by the head office. If two people come together, especially those who look downcast, there is only one room, and there can only be one bed in this room." The abacus beads in the shopkeeper's hand crackled.
"why?"
"You are stupid!" The shopkeeper tapped Xiao Er's head with the abacus in his hand, "Do you know how many gods and couples in the world have been fulfilled by the rules of the main store?"
Xiao Er shook his head: "I don't know."
Seeing Xiao Er's rotten and uncarable appearance, the shopkeeper could only start from the beginning: "Think about it, heroes of the righteous way are all honest men, if they get engaged through the orders of their parents and the words of a matchmaker, they will be suspected of forced marriage, and they will definitely succeed." It’s nothing. So you have to ask the other party whether to agree or not to get married. But if you rashly propose marriage to the girl’s family, how do you ask the girl’s family to answer? If you agree, wouldn’t it be frivolous? If you don’t agree, the hero As a gentleman, naturally it is not easy to mention it a second time, and the marriage will be ruined. If the heroine proposes marriage on her own initiative, it would be even more outrageous! So at this time, the two of them only need to come to the Yuelai Inn, and then live in the last room together. Even if we treat each other with courtesy for a night, the rumors in the Jianghu will immediately say that it will be inappropriate if they don't go to court and get married right away, and that's it!"
Xiao Er suddenly realized.The male hero is personable, and the female hero is willing to refuse and welcome, and finally went to Yunyu together. It sounds really good, but this time the two people who came to the hotel were men. "Those two are male guest officers, and it won't be a problem if they are in the same room."
"If you say you're stupid, you're really stupid." The shopkeeper tapped Xiaoer on the head again, "If it's a girl, don't care if she has willow eyebrows, almond eyes, pink cheeks, and pretty cheeks, as long as she wears men's clothes, you can recognize her?"
"I can't recognize it." Xiao Er's head shook like a rattle.
"It's right if you don't recognize it. It's like standing in front of you with your mother or sister covered with a veil. It doesn't matter whether the veil is as thin as a cicada's wings or as transparent as crystal. If you just can't recognize it, then The reason is the same. If you want to see through a woman disguised as a man, unless the girl dressed as a man has long hair loose, or takes off her clothes and is seen by others, or is accidentally touched in some private place, or is seen taking a bath. But This kind of good deed is done by other heroes, and it is not our turn."
Maybe one of the two guest officers was a girl disguised as a man?Xiao Er immediately got excited, went to boil the bath water, and then went to the clothing store to buy new clothes according to the shopkeeper's instructions, and sent the new clothes up together with the bathtub and hot water, and found that the hero had just washed them clean for a while. The face was already handsome and handsome. Although the leader was not good-looking, but the voice was really nice. The more I felt that the shopkeeper had sharp eyes, and I could tell at a glance that there must be a guest officer who was disguised as a man.The two guest officers don't mind sharing a room at all. Could it be that both of them are girls disguised as men?Xiao Er is daydreaming.
The leader flipped through the clothes that Xiao Er sent: "Your shopkeeper is very thoughtful." The clothes were bought according to the size of the hero and the leader, almost exactly the same.Three sets of the most fitting underwear and trousers per person, easy to change and wash, and the material is very comfortable to the touch.The clothes outside range from the coarse shorts of ordinary people to the brocade and long gowns of dudes. Whether they are going on a journey or going to a banquet, there are corresponding clothes to wear.Xiao Er even brought two sets of night clothes.
"This is..." Seeing the night clothes, the hero looked a little embarrassed.He had slept outside for more than a month, dressed poorly, and was treated as a beggar, which he could understand.But the shopkeeper asked Xiao Er to bring night clothes over, did he think that they must go to rob the house to pay the rent?
"You don't like it? Look at my head made of elm and wearing black clothes. How can I show that you two have extraordinary skills?" Xiao Er knocked himself on the head and quickly apologized, "It doesn't matter if you don't like it. Aunt Chen from the store said, white, red, green, yellow, purple, pink, blue... I have any color I like, but if I don’t like this one, I will take it directly to my uncle. Just change it to the color that I like. Do you want to try the other clothes? If the size does not fit or the color is fancy, you can take it to Mrs. Chen to change. If you don’t want a piece of clothing, just send it back, within three days you can return the item and get the money back, nothing else, just ask for a good review from my lord.”
"And the white night clothes?" The hero opened his eyes, "Didn't they be spotted at a glance?"
"I don't know something. There used to be a white hero in Jianghu, known as the 'Chingoma Mouse' Bai Wuye, who only liked to wear white night clothes. He was handsome, romantic, and extraordinary. People can't help being envious after reading it." Xiaoer obviously listened to books so much that he could recite them fluently, "Because of this Bai Yutang Bai Wuye, no one in the world is wearing black night clothes all of a sudden, and everyone is like him. Wearing white clothes is just because I admire his youthful and beautiful appearance. I think this young master has the demeanor of Bai Wuye back then. If he wears this white night clothes, he will definitely..."
The hero waved his hand, signaling to Xiaoer that there is no need to continue talking.The hero has heard about the character Bai Yutang from the martial arts seniors, he is indeed a real person, and he really likes to wear white clothes, even the night clothes are white, and he is born with a romantic and handsome appearance, enough to envy others .But let’s not mention that Bai Yutang’s sworn elder brother, Lu Fang, is the lord of the island. There are servants in the family who wash Bai Yutang’s clothes every day to ensure that his spotless white clothes will not turn yellow in the wind and sand one day. How many people in Jianghu have Bai Yutang's martial arts?Wearing a white night suit, flying over the eaves and walls, you can still retreat completely.No wonder there are fewer and fewer assassins and snitches in the Jianghu. It turned out that they were all killed by Bai Yutang's night clothes.As for the hero himself... Although there are only a handful of quacks who lived peacefully to the end of their lives, Bai Yutang fell into a trap by mistake, was hacked to death by random knives, and pierced with thousands of arrows. The hero really didn't want to follow in his footsteps.
The leader rummaged through the pile of clothes and found a red bellyband, which was embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water. Seeing the hero's face suddenly became strange: "Do you have this habit?" According to the ghost doctor, there are indeed some men who like to wear women's clothes. Underwear, but the two have been frank with each other several times, and the leader has never discovered that the hero has a similar hobby.But if it wasn't for the hero who wanted to wear it and told Xiaoer to buy it, who would buy women's underwear for a man?Anyway, the one who asked Xiao Er to buy this dress was definitely not the leader himself.
"This is... a handkerchief? Which girl does this belong to? With such a big handkerchief, it must be a sloppy fat girl." The hero is still a very pure child, and his understanding of the relationship between men and women is basically limited to holding hands. It will be the stage of pregnancy, and there are only two masters and apprentices in the master's door, and the master is also an old bachelor who has never had a female family member, so he naturally has no chance to see what the bellyband looks like.Now seeing such a strange thing that is square and beautifully embroidered, the only thing the hero wants is a handkerchief.
Xiao Er originally guessed that one of the two guest officers was a woman disguised as a man, and the heroine who can disguise herself as a man must be a beauty with a beautiful face and beauty. From now on, the unparalleled beauty of the heroine will wear the apron that Xiaoer picked for her Walking in the rivers and lakes... Just thinking about it makes Xiao Er's saliva flow down three thousand feet.Unexpectedly, "Woman Xia" refused to accept it at all.
Although the beautiful heroine couldn't accept the apron she had chosen, taking a bath with a beauty is a show that must not be missed.Xiao Er put away the bath water, closed the door, and peeked outside, only to see two people openly undressing in front of each other, sharing a bucket of bath water without any grievances, and rubbing each other. back.Actually both are men!
The voice of the leader suddenly came from the room: "Xiao Er, why are the window papers in this room broken?"
"Master, I don't know something." Xiao Er replied immediately habitually, "Our Yuelai Inn is dedicated to receiving Jianghu guests. There are heroes and heroes who come to stay in the hotel. Naturally, there are some who only like to trouble heroes and heroes. Those cats and dogs. Those peeping, eavesdropping, drugging, and poisoning...all of them love to poke the window paper, and we have no time to change it. In the end, we can only poke a small hole in every window paper, wanting to peep and think To apply the medicine, just use the poked hole directly, lest an inexperienced person accidentally poke a small hole into a big hole, which is even more ugly. If you think the hole in the window paper is too eye-catching, we also have bamboo curtains for rent, all of which are used The bamboo strips are densely woven to ensure that you can’t pierce them with a knife, and you can’t see the inside from the outside. If the young master is afraid that the bamboo strips will have seams, the villain who prescribes the medicine will take advantage of the loopholes. We also have cowhide curtains for rent. It is a whole piece of cowhide. It has been treated with the secret medicine of the Western Regions. It is guaranteed to be opaque. You can't even see the shadows of the people in the room. It is also breathable and impermeable to poison. , as long as you let me know, the small one will come and install it for you."
"How much does it cost to rent your curtains for one night?"
"Bamboo curtains are 20 taels of silver a night, and cowhide ones are more expensive, 50 taels of silver. The small ones don't charge you two laborers who install the curtains."
"20 taels! Are you a black shop?!" The hero was frightened.The annual expenses of ordinary people are only one and a half taels of silver, and one mu of land is worth two taels of silver. 20 taels of silver is enough for five servant girls to sign the contract of sale obediently, and 50 taels of silver is enough to buy a small building with a house and furniture. , it is only worth renting curtains for one night here? !Is it just for rent and not for sale? !
"Master, the little one is just an errand. If you have any opinions on the pricing, go to our shopkeeper and talk to the little one. The little one can't make the decision." The two suspect that the business of their inn is so poor, it is all because of the price.It costs five or six taels of silver to eat casually. This amount of money is only enough to buy two catties of cooked beef and a jar of good Nurhong. Yuelai Inn only supplies cooked beef and Nurhong all year round. If you want to eat something else Not yet,——who will come only if his head is caught by the door.But if there are no customers, there will be no income, if there is no income, there will be no wages, and if there is no wages, there will be no way to save money to marry a wife and have children.Watching the girls who grew up in the same village become daughters-in-law one by one, the second child was worried, but the hard-headed shopkeeper refused to lower the price, and advised him, "If you can't marry a daughter-in-law of the same age now, you can go first." Save money and wait until you are 50 to marry a 15-year-old daughter-in-law."But according to Xiaoer, he had waited for many years for these two guests to come, and he had no money at first glance, and no one would marry him even if he married an 50-year-old widow at the age of 80.These two young masters are also pitiful, they are already penniless, yet they just went into such a black shop.Xiaoer didn't even have the heart to tell them that the shopkeeper, who was obsessed with money, asked them to buy clothes. It was the clothing store that bought the clothes, how many copper coins they spent, and how many taels of silver they charged when they sold them to them. voila.
"Let's not rent it." The hero discussed with the leader, his voice trembling, "Anyway, the two elders, there is nothing to look at, and there is nothing valuable on them worth thinking about." Rent a The curtains are so expensive, how expensive is the rent?The more the hero thought about it, the more flustered he became.Helplessly, they came in by themselves. If word spread that the great hero doesn't pay to stay in the inn, and his reputation is ruined, how can he still hang around in the world in the future?
"Who said there's nothing to look at?" The leader just thought it was funny, "Didn't someone watch us take a shower outside and see now?"
This young master's voice is really nice, it would be great if his voice matched the appearance of another young master.Xiao Er was still dreaming, and suddenly realized that he had been caught peeping, and was so frightened that he rolled down the stairs.
Hearing Xiao Er's footsteps in a panic, the shopkeeper didn't even lift his eyelids: "Both are men?"
Xiao Er nodded.
"That's right." The shopkeeper also nodded, "Who wants to see a man and a woman hugging each other these days? It's right for two men to fight each other."
"Eh?" Xiao Er couldn't understand.
The shopkeeper put down the account book: "Think about it, this man and woman can't kiss each other, right? The man touched her ankle, looked at her shoulder, hugged her waist, and held a little hand. She has to agree with her body, otherwise It’s a loss of fame, and the only thing to die is. What do you call this?”
"Zhenlie?" Xiaoer thought he said a powerful word.
"This is hypocrisy!" The shopkeeper spat at Xiaoer's face, "Whispering, looking for death and life, how can she look like a chivalrous woman? She looks like the second, third, and fourth bedrooms of a wealthy family... While you fight for my favor, I aborted your womb, while carrying my own man behind my back, each has his own love."
"So the heroines of the rivers and lakes should drink heavily, eat meat in big bowls, hug men and kiss on the lips in the street, and laugh at people while sleeping?" Xiaoer thinks that such a heroine is good.
The shopkeeper spat at Xiaoer again: "This is called disrespecting history!"
"Then what should we do?" Xiao Er was worried.
"Two men walked the rivers and lakes together with swords. At the beginning, they were just called brothers and sisters. They shared blessings and troubles together. They drank a pot of wine and slept in the same bed. When you are wronged, I will speak up. When I am in trouble, you help. Come and go. , the two fell in love with each other for a long time, but the secular world does not tolerate the matter of Long Yang breaking his sleeve. So the two people who loved each other finally chose each other between the martial arts and each other. Together with each other... Only people will read this kind of story."
"A man, a bold girl disguised as a man is also fine." Xiaoer muttered in a low voice, "The man thinks the woman is a brother, but still can't help admiring her. Self-destruction of the future, but also with the heroine he thought was a heroine. At this time, the heroine showed her daughter's body and promised each other with her body. The two people will love each other from now on. Isn't this also a happy reunion? It also prevents those who can't see Those who are used to Longyang's broken sleeves are afraid."
"Boy, you don't understand." The shopkeeper stroked his goatee, "Didn't you notice that the couples who just got married recently don't have children?"
"Is there not?" Xiaoer scratched the back of his head, "It seems that there is not. Maybe it is inconvenient to take children with the bloody storm in the rivers and lakes? Or maybe they are open-minded by nature and don't care about mundane things like family inheritance? Or maybe they want to take advantage of You are young, let's have a good time, and come back two years later?"
"No, no." The shopkeeper shook his head, "The imperial court has issued an official document that even couples who are married by Ming media are not allowed to have intimacy below the neck. Anyone who violates the law will have their family ransacked and their entire clan wiped out. , you can't even hold hands, even if it's only above the neck, you can't have any transgressive behavior such as kissing. The couple are well-known heroes in the world, and they don't necessarily have to be the best every day. They can only stare at each other every day. Eyes. Can this wide-eyed and small-eyed stare out the child?"
"Is there such a thing?" Xiao Er was startled, "How did I hear that it is forbidden to describe intimacy below the neck in novels, and those who violate it will only be fined?"
"You stupid!" The shopkeeper slapped Xiaoer on the forehead, "You will be fined for writing intimacy, and no one will read it if you don't write intimacy, and those who write novels will just stop writing, or simply delete everything that has been written. In this way For those of us who live in the novel, what will happen to us is not just ransacking the family?! It’s a catastrophe! The end of the world!”
Xiao Er still didn't want to understand: "But what does this have to do with two men hugging each other?"
"You, you, you... rotten wood can't be carved!" The shopkeeper pointed at Xiao Er's shaking fingers, "A man and a woman only flirt and bicker all day long, who wants to see? But if two men, on the surface, they seem to be just Brother, but occasionally flirting with each other, occasionally bickering, and occasionally getting stabbed in the ribs, the relationship is so ambiguous, as long as the last layer of window paper is not pierced, the reader will scratch his heart and liver, and read page by page. It’s a joy to see one correcting the other. If the main text is not correct, readers will still find it unsatisfying, and will write their own books, and let these two people make things right in their own books.”
"So that's the reason..." Xiao Er seemed to understand, "But I don't think the two guest officials who came today have that kind of relationship."
"It's not that we don't want to hug each other. The time has not yet come. Since we have come to our Yuelai Inn and lived in a room and a bed, they will hug each other sooner or later." Hearing the footsteps, the shopkeeper saw The leader went downstairs and quickly changed the subject, "Master, what else do you need? Just ask."
"Prepare some meals and send them up." The leader has washed up and changed into an inconspicuous attire. He looks like ordinary people everywhere on the street, but he is not polite at all when he calls people.
We prepare meals, can you afford to pay?Xiao Er muttered in his heart.A table of food is not expensive, but I don't know how many times the price the shopkeeper will sell to them.
"And lend me another copper coin."
What does he want copper coins for?Xiao Er was puzzled.
"It's easy to say, easy to say." The shopkeeper respectfully handed over a copper coin, "Master, turn left when you go out and go straight. When you see the teahouse, turn right. It is the largest gambling house in the local area."
The leader threw up the small copper plate in his hand and caught it again: "If the person who came with me asks, just say that I'm out to do some errands, and let him eat first."
"Yes, yes, yes." The shopkeeper bowed his head, "Master, go slowly."
After the leader left, the shopkeeper immediately took the money, and sent Xiaoer out to the restaurant to buy good wine and food, and when he came back, he put it on a plate and quickly served it to the hero while it was hot.
"Really buy?" Xiao Er was puzzled.
"Why don't you really buy it?" The shopkeeper was almost driven mad by Xiaoer, "What else do we have in our shop besides daughter red and cooked beef? The guest officer wants to eat wine and vegetables, so why don't you go out and buy it?"
"I bought it, can they afford it?" Xiao Er muttered.
"What do you think he is going to the casino for? Not to win money and come back to pay the rent, is it to lose all the copper coins he borrowed?" The shopkeeper regretted why he accepted such a rotten thing to run errands, " At first when I saw them walking lightly, I thought they were just ordinary quacks, but now it seems that a great Bodhisattva has come to our small temple."
"Shopkeeper, how do you know that he is going to the casino?" Xiao Er was puzzled.
"You stupid!" The shopkeeper gave Xiaoer a brain collapse immediately, "Didn't you see the one who came with him? The hero of the righteous way! Can the hero of the righteous way not give money for meals and lodging? That is decisive." No! Heroes have to pay, but they have no money, so where do they get money? How do they get money? With a hero of the right way, robbing houses, blocking roads and cutting paths, and stealing chickens and dogs are absolutely unacceptable. But a martial artist, how else can he make money? Looking after the house? Escorting escort carts? When will he be able to make money? The only way to make money quickly and not get involved in lawsuits is to go to the casino to win."
"Are you sure he can win?" Xiao Er didn't think the leader was a master no matter what he looked at.
"Do you think the young master who goes to the gambling shop is not like a master, but the one who stays upstairs?" the shopkeeper joked.
"That's—" Xiao Er felt that the appearance of a hero couldn't be more heroic.Handsome, personable, elegant, upright, upright... It's like a young hero with the word "hero" written on his forehead, just like a young hero that everyone admires.
"Either you have never learned martial arts from elementary school, or you have never learned martial arts. By chance, you have changed from an unknown to a first-class master. It makes you feel excited and think that you have become a well-known figure in the world, right? That kind of People are only worthy of writing novels for people like you!" The shopkeeper mercilessly woke Xiao Er from his daydream with a stick, "The young and promising heroes and young heroes in the novel are placed in the Jianghu, but barely He is not even qualified to be a first-rate master! Do you know who is the most powerful person in the Jianghu?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"A master of the world! There is no childhood, no growth experience, a master of the world who is no longer young as soon as he appears on the stage, and has the best martial arts in the world. This kind of people are either ugly, or hide from the world, or become crazy, or have passed away. , or a first-class figure in the evil ways."
Xiao Er thought about it, and it seems that the leader only fits the "disrespectful" one: "Shopkeeper, what do you think the little brother who left just now looks like?"
The shopkeeper thought for a while: "Young young heroes of the righteous way will definitely not think of going to the gambling house, and they will lose their reputation no matter whether they win or lose. Influential knights are either people who are evil and crooked. However, non-influential knights go to the gambling house with silver in their hands, and come back after losing everything. Then, in order to make money, they are used by villains, and they will not hesitate to frame people like the young master upstairs. The young hero of the righteous way will eventually become the scum of the world and be cast aside by everyone. Only the masters of the evil and crooked ways will go to the gambling house with a copper coin, win the gambling house and come back bankrupt. Yes, even if it’s not the leader, it’s at least a Dharma protector.”
"The leader of the Demon Cult?" Xiao Er was taken aback.
The shopkeeper nodded: "In this way, the person upstairs is probably not the illegitimate son of the leader of the martial arts, but the little prince living outside. It is more likely to be the illegitimate son of the leader of the martial arts. If he is a little prince, he should fight with the rebels." If you mix it up, you won't be next to a Demon Cult leader."
"That's the leader of the Demon Cult, who kills people and sets fire to them, eats human flesh and drinks human blood..." Xiao Er almost peed out of fear.
"Have you ever seen the leader of the Devil's Cult and the waiter of the inn have trouble with each other?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"Then it's over?" The shopkeeper patted Xiaoer on the back of the head, "If you know it's a great Bodhisattva, hurry up and offer good wine and good food, and your money is indispensable. Go early and come back early, and help me clean up the table, stool and wine earthen jar."
"Why pack these up?" Xiao Er didn't understand.
The shopkeeper couldn't help sighing once again why he accepted such a stupid mistress: "Someone took a copper coin to win all the gambling house, can the dog legs in the gambling shop let it go?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"Then there will be a fight later, will you pay for the broken table and chair?"
Xiao Er quickly shook his head.
"Then don't hurry up for me!" The shopkeeper kicked Xiao Er out of the door.
Extra
The old leader who is still the leader (hereinafter referred to as the old leader): Saner, this is called betting, and it is a relatively easy to master the trick. As long as you grasp the wrist strength of shaking the dice and distinguish the sound when the dice fall, basically you can’t win. lose.
Gambler A: Old man, do you have money?What do you use for gambling?
Zuo Hufa (hereinafter referred to as Zuo Hufa) who is not Zuo Hufa jumped on the table: Master has no money, how about taking me as a bet?
Gambler B: This is good.Look at this little girl, she looks so juicy, she is only young, and she can take away people's souls.
The right protector who is not yet the right protector (hereinafter referred to as the right protector) muttered in a low voice: idiot.Really take her back, it's up to you.
Old leader: Saner, you come to this game.
The leader who is not yet the leader (hereinafter referred to as the leader): What if you really lose the senior sister?
Right Protector: Don't worry, the person who brought her back will definitely not spend a lot of time, so he would rather send her back than pay.
The left protector raised his kick and kicked towards the right protector.
Old Hierarch: Kicking your brother disabled, no one will dare to marry you in the future.
Zuo Hufa resentfully stopped his feet.
Protector Right: Master, why did you stop her? ㄒo ㄒ
Leader: Well, I'm on.
—Two hours later—
Old Leader: We have almost won, and the children are tired, let's go back.
Casino owner: Wait!Want to leave after winning enough?Play another round with me.
Old leader: You have no money.
Casino boss: I take my casino as a bet.
——After a cup of tea——
Old leader: Come on, give me an inventory of this gambling house, and I'll see whether to continue to open it or just sell it.
In this way, in the concept of the leader, the gambling house is a bank that can take money at will without bank notes, and the leader never knows that he is in the gambling house, and he can leave without winning all the money of the gambling shop owner.
Finally arrived at a place where there are people, eating and taking a bath are the most urgent tasks, especially to quickly change the worn clothes on my body.The heroes in martial arts novels will always have endless money to spend, but the heroes in reality will also be "a man who has money, but a man who has no money is difficult"-previously in Peach Blossom Valley, the hero has already spent all the money on his body.The leader was worried that Guardian You would really seriously wound the hero, so he hurried to look for him, taking nothing but his clothes.In the woods before, the two of them could hunt pheasants, pick wild fruits to eat, and snatch bears and tigers to live in caves and tree holes. Now they are penniless, and it is difficult to move an inch when they are in a place with people.
As a hero, it is not acceptable to not pay for meals and lodgings, to rob houses and block roads and cut paths, and to perform in the streets... If the master knows that the moves he has worked so hard to teach the heroes are used by him to sell his strength in the world Maru's robbed business, and he had to be skinned alive after returning home.
Who said that a scholar who is useless is a scholar?Setting up stalls to test characters, writing letters on behalf of others, litigation in court... There are many ways for scholars to make money without capital and immediately.The one who is really useless is obviously Wu Sheng.The hero was worried, but the leader took him into the Yuelai Inn without hesitation.
The shop assistant was sweeping the floor on the street at the entrance, when he saw two dirty and tattered people coming in, he thought they were beggars, and was about to drive them away with his broom, when the shopkeeper grabbed his clothes and led him away. Pulling it aside, he smiled all over his face at the visitor: "Second guest officers, do you want to stay at the top or stay at the hotel?"
"Stay in the hotel." The leader grabbed the hero who turned around and wanted to leave.
"Two guest officers, what a coincidence, there are not many guest rooms in our small place, only one room is left. Is it convenient for the two guest officers to live in one room?"
Where will there be only one empty room?The inn is really not big, with only four or five guest rooms, but this ghostly place may not have a single visitor for a year or so, and most of the four or five guest rooms are idle all year round.Xiao Er quietly tugged on the back of the shopkeeper's clothes, wanting to say that there are plenty of vacancies, let them live in two rooms, and charge a little more money, but the shopkeeper stepped on his instep hard.
"There is no common room?" Both of them are men, so it is not inconvenient to live in one room, but the hero is really short of money, I am afraid that the two of them will not be able to pay for one room.
"The guest officer was joking. Our small door and small place only have the upper room, where can we get the shop?" The shopkeeper smiled and kicked Xiao Er quietly, telling him not to talk too much, "Second guest officers, don't you?" If you don't like it, please go upstairs."
Xiaoer held back his words and led him into the guest room. After finishing his polite words, he hurried down and asked the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, we clearly have so many vacant rooms, why do we say there is only one?"
"This is the rule set by the head office. If two people come together, especially those who look downcast, there is only one room, and there can only be one bed in this room." The abacus beads in the shopkeeper's hand crackled.
"why?"
"You are stupid!" The shopkeeper tapped Xiao Er's head with the abacus in his hand, "Do you know how many gods and couples in the world have been fulfilled by the rules of the main store?"
Xiao Er shook his head: "I don't know."
Seeing Xiao Er's rotten and uncarable appearance, the shopkeeper could only start from the beginning: "Think about it, heroes of the righteous way are all honest men, if they get engaged through the orders of their parents and the words of a matchmaker, they will be suspected of forced marriage, and they will definitely succeed." It’s nothing. So you have to ask the other party whether to agree or not to get married. But if you rashly propose marriage to the girl’s family, how do you ask the girl’s family to answer? If you agree, wouldn’t it be frivolous? If you don’t agree, the hero As a gentleman, naturally it is not easy to mention it a second time, and the marriage will be ruined. If the heroine proposes marriage on her own initiative, it would be even more outrageous! So at this time, the two of them only need to come to the Yuelai Inn, and then live in the last room together. Even if we treat each other with courtesy for a night, the rumors in the Jianghu will immediately say that it will be inappropriate if they don't go to court and get married right away, and that's it!"
Xiao Er suddenly realized.The male hero is personable, and the female hero is willing to refuse and welcome, and finally went to Yunyu together. It sounds really good, but this time the two people who came to the hotel were men. "Those two are male guest officers, and it won't be a problem if they are in the same room."
"If you say you're stupid, you're really stupid." The shopkeeper tapped Xiaoer on the head again, "If it's a girl, don't care if she has willow eyebrows, almond eyes, pink cheeks, and pretty cheeks, as long as she wears men's clothes, you can recognize her?"
"I can't recognize it." Xiao Er's head shook like a rattle.
"It's right if you don't recognize it. It's like standing in front of you with your mother or sister covered with a veil. It doesn't matter whether the veil is as thin as a cicada's wings or as transparent as crystal. If you just can't recognize it, then The reason is the same. If you want to see through a woman disguised as a man, unless the girl dressed as a man has long hair loose, or takes off her clothes and is seen by others, or is accidentally touched in some private place, or is seen taking a bath. But This kind of good deed is done by other heroes, and it is not our turn."
Maybe one of the two guest officers was a girl disguised as a man?Xiao Er immediately got excited, went to boil the bath water, and then went to the clothing store to buy new clothes according to the shopkeeper's instructions, and sent the new clothes up together with the bathtub and hot water, and found that the hero had just washed them clean for a while. The face was already handsome and handsome. Although the leader was not good-looking, but the voice was really nice. The more I felt that the shopkeeper had sharp eyes, and I could tell at a glance that there must be a guest officer who was disguised as a man.The two guest officers don't mind sharing a room at all. Could it be that both of them are girls disguised as men?Xiao Er is daydreaming.
The leader flipped through the clothes that Xiao Er sent: "Your shopkeeper is very thoughtful." The clothes were bought according to the size of the hero and the leader, almost exactly the same.Three sets of the most fitting underwear and trousers per person, easy to change and wash, and the material is very comfortable to the touch.The clothes outside range from the coarse shorts of ordinary people to the brocade and long gowns of dudes. Whether they are going on a journey or going to a banquet, there are corresponding clothes to wear.Xiao Er even brought two sets of night clothes.
"This is..." Seeing the night clothes, the hero looked a little embarrassed.He had slept outside for more than a month, dressed poorly, and was treated as a beggar, which he could understand.But the shopkeeper asked Xiao Er to bring night clothes over, did he think that they must go to rob the house to pay the rent?
"You don't like it? Look at my head made of elm and wearing black clothes. How can I show that you two have extraordinary skills?" Xiao Er knocked himself on the head and quickly apologized, "It doesn't matter if you don't like it. Aunt Chen from the store said, white, red, green, yellow, purple, pink, blue... I have any color I like, but if I don’t like this one, I will take it directly to my uncle. Just change it to the color that I like. Do you want to try the other clothes? If the size does not fit or the color is fancy, you can take it to Mrs. Chen to change. If you don’t want a piece of clothing, just send it back, within three days you can return the item and get the money back, nothing else, just ask for a good review from my lord.”
"And the white night clothes?" The hero opened his eyes, "Didn't they be spotted at a glance?"
"I don't know something. There used to be a white hero in Jianghu, known as the 'Chingoma Mouse' Bai Wuye, who only liked to wear white night clothes. He was handsome, romantic, and extraordinary. People can't help being envious after reading it." Xiaoer obviously listened to books so much that he could recite them fluently, "Because of this Bai Yutang Bai Wuye, no one in the world is wearing black night clothes all of a sudden, and everyone is like him. Wearing white clothes is just because I admire his youthful and beautiful appearance. I think this young master has the demeanor of Bai Wuye back then. If he wears this white night clothes, he will definitely..."
The hero waved his hand, signaling to Xiaoer that there is no need to continue talking.The hero has heard about the character Bai Yutang from the martial arts seniors, he is indeed a real person, and he really likes to wear white clothes, even the night clothes are white, and he is born with a romantic and handsome appearance, enough to envy others .But let’s not mention that Bai Yutang’s sworn elder brother, Lu Fang, is the lord of the island. There are servants in the family who wash Bai Yutang’s clothes every day to ensure that his spotless white clothes will not turn yellow in the wind and sand one day. How many people in Jianghu have Bai Yutang's martial arts?Wearing a white night suit, flying over the eaves and walls, you can still retreat completely.No wonder there are fewer and fewer assassins and snitches in the Jianghu. It turned out that they were all killed by Bai Yutang's night clothes.As for the hero himself... Although there are only a handful of quacks who lived peacefully to the end of their lives, Bai Yutang fell into a trap by mistake, was hacked to death by random knives, and pierced with thousands of arrows. The hero really didn't want to follow in his footsteps.
The leader rummaged through the pile of clothes and found a red bellyband, which was embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water. Seeing the hero's face suddenly became strange: "Do you have this habit?" According to the ghost doctor, there are indeed some men who like to wear women's clothes. Underwear, but the two have been frank with each other several times, and the leader has never discovered that the hero has a similar hobby.But if it wasn't for the hero who wanted to wear it and told Xiaoer to buy it, who would buy women's underwear for a man?Anyway, the one who asked Xiao Er to buy this dress was definitely not the leader himself.
"This is... a handkerchief? Which girl does this belong to? With such a big handkerchief, it must be a sloppy fat girl." The hero is still a very pure child, and his understanding of the relationship between men and women is basically limited to holding hands. It will be the stage of pregnancy, and there are only two masters and apprentices in the master's door, and the master is also an old bachelor who has never had a female family member, so he naturally has no chance to see what the bellyband looks like.Now seeing such a strange thing that is square and beautifully embroidered, the only thing the hero wants is a handkerchief.
Xiao Er originally guessed that one of the two guest officers was a woman disguised as a man, and the heroine who can disguise herself as a man must be a beauty with a beautiful face and beauty. From now on, the unparalleled beauty of the heroine will wear the apron that Xiaoer picked for her Walking in the rivers and lakes... Just thinking about it makes Xiao Er's saliva flow down three thousand feet.Unexpectedly, "Woman Xia" refused to accept it at all.
Although the beautiful heroine couldn't accept the apron she had chosen, taking a bath with a beauty is a show that must not be missed.Xiao Er put away the bath water, closed the door, and peeked outside, only to see two people openly undressing in front of each other, sharing a bucket of bath water without any grievances, and rubbing each other. back.Actually both are men!
The voice of the leader suddenly came from the room: "Xiao Er, why are the window papers in this room broken?"
"Master, I don't know something." Xiao Er replied immediately habitually, "Our Yuelai Inn is dedicated to receiving Jianghu guests. There are heroes and heroes who come to stay in the hotel. Naturally, there are some who only like to trouble heroes and heroes. Those cats and dogs. Those peeping, eavesdropping, drugging, and poisoning...all of them love to poke the window paper, and we have no time to change it. In the end, we can only poke a small hole in every window paper, wanting to peep and think To apply the medicine, just use the poked hole directly, lest an inexperienced person accidentally poke a small hole into a big hole, which is even more ugly. If you think the hole in the window paper is too eye-catching, we also have bamboo curtains for rent, all of which are used The bamboo strips are densely woven to ensure that you can’t pierce them with a knife, and you can’t see the inside from the outside. If the young master is afraid that the bamboo strips will have seams, the villain who prescribes the medicine will take advantage of the loopholes. We also have cowhide curtains for rent. It is a whole piece of cowhide. It has been treated with the secret medicine of the Western Regions. It is guaranteed to be opaque. You can't even see the shadows of the people in the room. It is also breathable and impermeable to poison. , as long as you let me know, the small one will come and install it for you."
"How much does it cost to rent your curtains for one night?"
"Bamboo curtains are 20 taels of silver a night, and cowhide ones are more expensive, 50 taels of silver. The small ones don't charge you two laborers who install the curtains."
"20 taels! Are you a black shop?!" The hero was frightened.The annual expenses of ordinary people are only one and a half taels of silver, and one mu of land is worth two taels of silver. 20 taels of silver is enough for five servant girls to sign the contract of sale obediently, and 50 taels of silver is enough to buy a small building with a house and furniture. , it is only worth renting curtains for one night here? !Is it just for rent and not for sale? !
"Master, the little one is just an errand. If you have any opinions on the pricing, go to our shopkeeper and talk to the little one. The little one can't make the decision." The two suspect that the business of their inn is so poor, it is all because of the price.It costs five or six taels of silver to eat casually. This amount of money is only enough to buy two catties of cooked beef and a jar of good Nurhong. Yuelai Inn only supplies cooked beef and Nurhong all year round. If you want to eat something else Not yet,——who will come only if his head is caught by the door.But if there are no customers, there will be no income, if there is no income, there will be no wages, and if there is no wages, there will be no way to save money to marry a wife and have children.Watching the girls who grew up in the same village become daughters-in-law one by one, the second child was worried, but the hard-headed shopkeeper refused to lower the price, and advised him, "If you can't marry a daughter-in-law of the same age now, you can go first." Save money and wait until you are 50 to marry a 15-year-old daughter-in-law."But according to Xiaoer, he had waited for many years for these two guests to come, and he had no money at first glance, and no one would marry him even if he married an 50-year-old widow at the age of 80.These two young masters are also pitiful, they are already penniless, yet they just went into such a black shop.Xiaoer didn't even have the heart to tell them that the shopkeeper, who was obsessed with money, asked them to buy clothes. It was the clothing store that bought the clothes, how many copper coins they spent, and how many taels of silver they charged when they sold them to them. voila.
"Let's not rent it." The hero discussed with the leader, his voice trembling, "Anyway, the two elders, there is nothing to look at, and there is nothing valuable on them worth thinking about." Rent a The curtains are so expensive, how expensive is the rent?The more the hero thought about it, the more flustered he became.Helplessly, they came in by themselves. If word spread that the great hero doesn't pay to stay in the inn, and his reputation is ruined, how can he still hang around in the world in the future?
"Who said there's nothing to look at?" The leader just thought it was funny, "Didn't someone watch us take a shower outside and see now?"
This young master's voice is really nice, it would be great if his voice matched the appearance of another young master.Xiao Er was still dreaming, and suddenly realized that he had been caught peeping, and was so frightened that he rolled down the stairs.
Hearing Xiao Er's footsteps in a panic, the shopkeeper didn't even lift his eyelids: "Both are men?"
Xiao Er nodded.
"That's right." The shopkeeper also nodded, "Who wants to see a man and a woman hugging each other these days? It's right for two men to fight each other."
"Eh?" Xiao Er couldn't understand.
The shopkeeper put down the account book: "Think about it, this man and woman can't kiss each other, right? The man touched her ankle, looked at her shoulder, hugged her waist, and held a little hand. She has to agree with her body, otherwise It’s a loss of fame, and the only thing to die is. What do you call this?”
"Zhenlie?" Xiaoer thought he said a powerful word.
"This is hypocrisy!" The shopkeeper spat at Xiaoer's face, "Whispering, looking for death and life, how can she look like a chivalrous woman? She looks like the second, third, and fourth bedrooms of a wealthy family... While you fight for my favor, I aborted your womb, while carrying my own man behind my back, each has his own love."
"So the heroines of the rivers and lakes should drink heavily, eat meat in big bowls, hug men and kiss on the lips in the street, and laugh at people while sleeping?" Xiaoer thinks that such a heroine is good.
The shopkeeper spat at Xiaoer again: "This is called disrespecting history!"
"Then what should we do?" Xiao Er was worried.
"Two men walked the rivers and lakes together with swords. At the beginning, they were just called brothers and sisters. They shared blessings and troubles together. They drank a pot of wine and slept in the same bed. When you are wronged, I will speak up. When I am in trouble, you help. Come and go. , the two fell in love with each other for a long time, but the secular world does not tolerate the matter of Long Yang breaking his sleeve. So the two people who loved each other finally chose each other between the martial arts and each other. Together with each other... Only people will read this kind of story."
"A man, a bold girl disguised as a man is also fine." Xiaoer muttered in a low voice, "The man thinks the woman is a brother, but still can't help admiring her. Self-destruction of the future, but also with the heroine he thought was a heroine. At this time, the heroine showed her daughter's body and promised each other with her body. The two people will love each other from now on. Isn't this also a happy reunion? It also prevents those who can't see Those who are used to Longyang's broken sleeves are afraid."
"Boy, you don't understand." The shopkeeper stroked his goatee, "Didn't you notice that the couples who just got married recently don't have children?"
"Is there not?" Xiaoer scratched the back of his head, "It seems that there is not. Maybe it is inconvenient to take children with the bloody storm in the rivers and lakes? Or maybe they are open-minded by nature and don't care about mundane things like family inheritance? Or maybe they want to take advantage of You are young, let's have a good time, and come back two years later?"
"No, no." The shopkeeper shook his head, "The imperial court has issued an official document that even couples who are married by Ming media are not allowed to have intimacy below the neck. Anyone who violates the law will have their family ransacked and their entire clan wiped out. , you can't even hold hands, even if it's only above the neck, you can't have any transgressive behavior such as kissing. The couple are well-known heroes in the world, and they don't necessarily have to be the best every day. They can only stare at each other every day. Eyes. Can this wide-eyed and small-eyed stare out the child?"
"Is there such a thing?" Xiao Er was startled, "How did I hear that it is forbidden to describe intimacy below the neck in novels, and those who violate it will only be fined?"
"You stupid!" The shopkeeper slapped Xiaoer on the forehead, "You will be fined for writing intimacy, and no one will read it if you don't write intimacy, and those who write novels will just stop writing, or simply delete everything that has been written. In this way For those of us who live in the novel, what will happen to us is not just ransacking the family?! It’s a catastrophe! The end of the world!”
Xiao Er still didn't want to understand: "But what does this have to do with two men hugging each other?"
"You, you, you... rotten wood can't be carved!" The shopkeeper pointed at Xiao Er's shaking fingers, "A man and a woman only flirt and bicker all day long, who wants to see? But if two men, on the surface, they seem to be just Brother, but occasionally flirting with each other, occasionally bickering, and occasionally getting stabbed in the ribs, the relationship is so ambiguous, as long as the last layer of window paper is not pierced, the reader will scratch his heart and liver, and read page by page. It’s a joy to see one correcting the other. If the main text is not correct, readers will still find it unsatisfying, and will write their own books, and let these two people make things right in their own books.”
"So that's the reason..." Xiao Er seemed to understand, "But I don't think the two guest officials who came today have that kind of relationship."
"It's not that we don't want to hug each other. The time has not yet come. Since we have come to our Yuelai Inn and lived in a room and a bed, they will hug each other sooner or later." Hearing the footsteps, the shopkeeper saw The leader went downstairs and quickly changed the subject, "Master, what else do you need? Just ask."
"Prepare some meals and send them up." The leader has washed up and changed into an inconspicuous attire. He looks like ordinary people everywhere on the street, but he is not polite at all when he calls people.
We prepare meals, can you afford to pay?Xiao Er muttered in his heart.A table of food is not expensive, but I don't know how many times the price the shopkeeper will sell to them.
"And lend me another copper coin."
What does he want copper coins for?Xiao Er was puzzled.
"It's easy to say, easy to say." The shopkeeper respectfully handed over a copper coin, "Master, turn left when you go out and go straight. When you see the teahouse, turn right. It is the largest gambling house in the local area."
The leader threw up the small copper plate in his hand and caught it again: "If the person who came with me asks, just say that I'm out to do some errands, and let him eat first."
"Yes, yes, yes." The shopkeeper bowed his head, "Master, go slowly."
After the leader left, the shopkeeper immediately took the money, and sent Xiaoer out to the restaurant to buy good wine and food, and when he came back, he put it on a plate and quickly served it to the hero while it was hot.
"Really buy?" Xiao Er was puzzled.
"Why don't you really buy it?" The shopkeeper was almost driven mad by Xiaoer, "What else do we have in our shop besides daughter red and cooked beef? The guest officer wants to eat wine and vegetables, so why don't you go out and buy it?"
"I bought it, can they afford it?" Xiao Er muttered.
"What do you think he is going to the casino for? Not to win money and come back to pay the rent, is it to lose all the copper coins he borrowed?" The shopkeeper regretted why he accepted such a rotten thing to run errands, " At first when I saw them walking lightly, I thought they were just ordinary quacks, but now it seems that a great Bodhisattva has come to our small temple."
"Shopkeeper, how do you know that he is going to the casino?" Xiao Er was puzzled.
"You stupid!" The shopkeeper gave Xiaoer a brain collapse immediately, "Didn't you see the one who came with him? The hero of the righteous way! Can the hero of the righteous way not give money for meals and lodging? That is decisive." No! Heroes have to pay, but they have no money, so where do they get money? How do they get money? With a hero of the right way, robbing houses, blocking roads and cutting paths, and stealing chickens and dogs are absolutely unacceptable. But a martial artist, how else can he make money? Looking after the house? Escorting escort carts? When will he be able to make money? The only way to make money quickly and not get involved in lawsuits is to go to the casino to win."
"Are you sure he can win?" Xiao Er didn't think the leader was a master no matter what he looked at.
"Do you think the young master who goes to the gambling shop is not like a master, but the one who stays upstairs?" the shopkeeper joked.
"That's—" Xiao Er felt that the appearance of a hero couldn't be more heroic.Handsome, personable, elegant, upright, upright... It's like a young hero with the word "hero" written on his forehead, just like a young hero that everyone admires.
"Either you have never learned martial arts from elementary school, or you have never learned martial arts. By chance, you have changed from an unknown to a first-class master. It makes you feel excited and think that you have become a well-known figure in the world, right? That kind of People are only worthy of writing novels for people like you!" The shopkeeper mercilessly woke Xiao Er from his daydream with a stick, "The young and promising heroes and young heroes in the novel are placed in the Jianghu, but barely He is not even qualified to be a first-rate master! Do you know who is the most powerful person in the Jianghu?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"A master of the world! There is no childhood, no growth experience, a master of the world who is no longer young as soon as he appears on the stage, and has the best martial arts in the world. This kind of people are either ugly, or hide from the world, or become crazy, or have passed away. , or a first-class figure in the evil ways."
Xiao Er thought about it, and it seems that the leader only fits the "disrespectful" one: "Shopkeeper, what do you think the little brother who left just now looks like?"
The shopkeeper thought for a while: "Young young heroes of the righteous way will definitely not think of going to the gambling house, and they will lose their reputation no matter whether they win or lose. Influential knights are either people who are evil and crooked. However, non-influential knights go to the gambling house with silver in their hands, and come back after losing everything. Then, in order to make money, they are used by villains, and they will not hesitate to frame people like the young master upstairs. The young hero of the righteous way will eventually become the scum of the world and be cast aside by everyone. Only the masters of the evil and crooked ways will go to the gambling house with a copper coin, win the gambling house and come back bankrupt. Yes, even if it’s not the leader, it’s at least a Dharma protector.”
"The leader of the Demon Cult?" Xiao Er was taken aback.
The shopkeeper nodded: "In this way, the person upstairs is probably not the illegitimate son of the leader of the martial arts, but the little prince living outside. It is more likely to be the illegitimate son of the leader of the martial arts. If he is a little prince, he should fight with the rebels." If you mix it up, you won't be next to a Demon Cult leader."
"That's the leader of the Demon Cult, who kills people and sets fire to them, eats human flesh and drinks human blood..." Xiao Er almost peed out of fear.
"Have you ever seen the leader of the Devil's Cult and the waiter of the inn have trouble with each other?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"Then it's over?" The shopkeeper patted Xiaoer on the back of the head, "If you know it's a great Bodhisattva, hurry up and offer good wine and good food, and your money is indispensable. Go early and come back early, and help me clean up the table, stool and wine earthen jar."
"Why pack these up?" Xiao Er didn't understand.
The shopkeeper couldn't help sighing once again why he accepted such a stupid mistress: "Someone took a copper coin to win all the gambling house, can the dog legs in the gambling shop let it go?"
Xiao Er shook his head.
"Then there will be a fight later, will you pay for the broken table and chair?"
Xiao Er quickly shook his head.
"Then don't hurry up for me!" The shopkeeper kicked Xiao Er out of the door.
Extra
The old leader who is still the leader (hereinafter referred to as the old leader): Saner, this is called betting, and it is a relatively easy to master the trick. As long as you grasp the wrist strength of shaking the dice and distinguish the sound when the dice fall, basically you can’t win. lose.
Gambler A: Old man, do you have money?What do you use for gambling?
Zuo Hufa (hereinafter referred to as Zuo Hufa) who is not Zuo Hufa jumped on the table: Master has no money, how about taking me as a bet?
Gambler B: This is good.Look at this little girl, she looks so juicy, she is only young, and she can take away people's souls.
The right protector who is not yet the right protector (hereinafter referred to as the right protector) muttered in a low voice: idiot.Really take her back, it's up to you.
Old leader: Saner, you come to this game.
The leader who is not yet the leader (hereinafter referred to as the leader): What if you really lose the senior sister?
Right Protector: Don't worry, the person who brought her back will definitely not spend a lot of time, so he would rather send her back than pay.
The left protector raised his kick and kicked towards the right protector.
Old Hierarch: Kicking your brother disabled, no one will dare to marry you in the future.
Zuo Hufa resentfully stopped his feet.
Protector Right: Master, why did you stop her? ㄒo ㄒ
Leader: Well, I'm on.
—Two hours later—
Old Leader: We have almost won, and the children are tired, let's go back.
Casino owner: Wait!Want to leave after winning enough?Play another round with me.
Old leader: You have no money.
Casino boss: I take my casino as a bet.
——After a cup of tea——
Old leader: Come on, give me an inventory of this gambling house, and I'll see whether to continue to open it or just sell it.
In this way, in the concept of the leader, the gambling house is a bank that can take money at will without bank notes, and the leader never knows that he is in the gambling house, and he can leave without winning all the money of the gambling shop owner.
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