The reborn male god is a foodie

Should it be a "thing"?Li Dong raised his eyebrows, looking at the huge robot in front of him, with a round head, a heavy metal body, shining with silver light, it is worth a lot at first glance, each component is airtight, with a few lines of blue The electric tubes are intertwined in front of the chest, and the surroundings are brightly illuminated.

"I... am... Lu... Yi... Ming..." A mechanical voice came out from the chest, articulate every single word.

Li Dong wanted to laugh a little, but it was hard for Lu Yiming to put himself in it in such a short time, but... Li Dong touched the stubble on his chin, and looked at the robot with disgust. Why does this robot feel as stupid as Lu Yiming?

"Handsome... brother... you... good..." The mechanical arm protruded out, raised from the lower abdomen, and reached in front of Li Dong, and said calmly, "Can... make... a... friend... friend...?"

Li Dong raised his eyebrows noncommittally, stretched out his hand in cooperation, and shook the mechanical arm.

It was as if an electric current had flowed through, and my heart trembled violently. Before I could say anything, I saw a violent shaking of the robot, the music gradually started, the prelude was a little faster, and the lyrics were touching.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying..."

"Crack..."

"Oh... ah... wrong..." The robot was a little embarrassed, and shook a few times again, this time changing the song, "You are mighty and majestic, the man who sets the horse, and the galloping horse is like the wind..."

Li Dong raised his eyebrows and sighed contemptuously, "What's the difference between these two songs?"

"You...look..." The robot gave a knightly salute awkwardly, its clumsy steps moved along with the music, and its mechanical arm slowly raised in mid-air, as if it was really holding a whip in its hand, doing a lasso Actions.

"Idiot." Li Dong leaned against the door with a smile on his lips.

After dancing the whole song, the robot stopped, blinking its electronic eyes, "No...invite...please...I...in...into...?"

Li Dong shrugged, "Come in."

He took a step forward with heavy steps, and hit the door frame with a "boom".

The seriousness on Li Dong's face couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed loudly, "Lu Yiming, how can you be so stupid."

The robot seemed aggrieved, hummed twice, and suddenly heard the doorbell ringing at the door, gestured to Li Dong, and moved over slowly.

"Let me tell you what's going on in your house. It's in the middle of the night, bang bang bang, hitting the floor!" The yelling stopped abruptly with the sound of the door opening, and the middle-aged man in pajamas stared at him with wide eyes. The two-meter-tall robot yelled out, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

He also lost one of his slippers, and fled just like that. In the dark corridor, the robot's electronic eyes flashed with blue light.

"You did it on purpose. It's not good to scare people like this." Li Dong walked out of the room and turned on the light.

"He... is... an... alien... alien... er... he... all... family... are... alien... alien... people..." It took a long time to finish speaking, and Li Dongren felt a little hurt when he heard it. Quickly waved his hands, "Okay, their whole family is aliens, Lu Yiming, can we take off the things and talk."

"No... can... program... no... yes... end..." Slow and formulaic answer, Li Dong raised his brows a little, staring at it with awe, for some reason, he seemed to feel it from the body of a robot There is an emotion called complacency.

"Hurry up, it's time to go to bed." Li Dong urged, and the robot replied dully, "Oh." Then it just stood there without moving, its tall body curled up a little aggrieved Unexpectedly, Li Dong patted his forehead, "Okay, I was wrong, you old man, go on, go on."

The robot froze in an instant, and jumped a few times, causing dust to rise from the cracks in the floor.

"Ka Ka Ka" trembled a few more times, and Li Dong shook his shoulders with disgust, and said in disgust, "It won't be another Divine Comedy, right?"

The robot twisted its neck, and the sound of turning seemed to be twisting its head off. A few sparks could be vaguely seen, and Li Dong silently took two steps back. Passionate, sometimes long, with a touch of tune.

The song is over.

"Is this Guzheng?" Li Dong was a little uncertain. He was absolutely tone-deaf, and he never sang in tune. A line of lyrics could be tuned three or four times, so naturally he didn't understand these folk arts.

The robot squatted halfway down, looked at the electronic eyes and Li Dongping, and said seriously, "Gu...Zheng..."

"Why are you listening to this?"

"High... Mountain... Flow... Water... Bo... Ya... Zi... Qi..."

Li Dong raised his eyebrows and smiled, "You want to talk, bosom friend?"

The robot nodded, stretched out its mechanical arm clumsily to hold Li Dong's hand, and patted Li Dong's shoulder with the other mechanical arm, "Well... know... sound... I... will... accompany... you..."

Li Dong froze for a moment, in front of his eyes was a cold metal shell, but he seemed to feel warmth, a warmth he hadn't felt for many years.

Feeling sad in his heart, "snap" the electronic light went out, the robot split open from the abdomen, a narrow slit, and Lu Yiming got out from it, holding a music player in his hand, because of the sweltering heat, his clothes were almost wet Sweat was dripping from his hair, he grinned and looked at Li Dong carelessly, "Are you in a good mood now?"

Li Dong touched his nose unnaturally, gave a faint "um", turned and left.

"Just leave like this?" Lu Yiming was a little disappointed, and heard a faint smile in Li Dong's voice, "Put some hot water on you, and take a shower quickly, the smell of sweat is too strong." He muttered and went on waved.

Lu Yiming laughed brightly, and shook his head at the robot, "Thanks to you."

Amidst the sound of "squeaking" water, Li Dong turned around and asked, "Why are you so kind to me?"

There was tension in his voice that he didn't even notice, and Lu Yiming responded with a smile, "Because you are also very kind to me, you see, you help me choose scripts and find relationships for me." Dong's glorious deeds, but did not hear Li Dong whispering to himself.

"It's just... Is that so?" With an indescribable sense of loss, Li Dong felt as if there was a void in his heart, and sighed softly, "I'm still a child."

The long night passed quickly, except for the false news published by a newspaper in the imperial capital that "aliens are suspected of invading the earth and occupying a house in a certain community for their own use", no one knows, the faint warmth left by this night , melted someone's heart.

Imperial Middle School.

"Dingling, ringing" the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and a group of people rushed out of the classroom with their schoolbags.

"Hurry up, hurry up." Li Zixin turned his head and urged his friends who were traveling with him. They pedaled their bicycles very fast, and the pedestrians on the road were hurriedly avoiding them, and there were a few curses from time to time.

A few people didn't care about apologizing, and rode to the newsstand closest to the school in a hurry, threw the bike on the ground casually, took out some crumpled money, and threw it on the stall, panting heavily. "Boss, here are four copies of Fashion."

"It's sold out." The old man who was over seventy years old unhurriedly lit the pipe, took a sharp puff, and then replied calmly.

Li Zixin stared, "No more?"

"No, I just entered a hundred copies, and they were all snatched up as soon as they were put on display this morning. You should go to other places to have a look." The old man raised his beard, leaned back on the recliner, and said, " shook up.

A few heavy sighs, "What should we do, let's go to Wenxuan Bookstore to have a look? It's a big place, so we should be able to buy more."

"Okay." Several people rushed to the bookstore again.

"Uncle, do you still have "Fashion" magazine?" Before entering the store, I heard some pretty girls in the bookstore asking, and the bookstore owner replied apologetically, "Sorry, it's sold out. .”

After running a few places without buying magazines, seeing that the sky was getting dark, Li Zixin and the others had no choice but to part ways and go back to their respective homes.

"Mom, I'm back." With a weak voice, she threw her schoolbag on the ground casually, took off her shoes and leaned back on the sofa. Mama Li, who was knitting, said bitterly, "Look at you, little girl." The girl is from every family, she doesn't pay attention at all, just throw her schoolbag on the ground like that."

"Oh, what does that matter?" Li Zixin has long been used to her mother's knife-mouthed bean curd heart, she just smiled flatteringly, then moved up a few times, and was suddenly caught by something, she raised her eyes, A magazine was placed in front of his head. On the cover, Su Yu and Tang Shaoke were half-naked, and one button was only symbolically buttoned. Su Yu's finger rested on Tang Shaoke's belt. The collision of abstinence and hormones attracted people's eyes. Can't escape.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah's' Mama Li's mother threw her over, Neighbors are coming to your door, you explain it yourself."

Li Zixin didn't pay attention to her mother's scolding, she flipped over, and saw the magazine on the sofa, the word "Fashion" was clearly visible.

"Mom, how did you get it? I ran to several places today and it was sold out."

Mama Li spat, "Why are you so weak in studying?" While talking, she took out another magazine from the coffee table, "Here, I went shopping this morning, and when I passed by the newsstand, I saw something for sale. Bought it back."

Li Zixin looked at his mother suspiciously, "You bought two copies?"

"It's not much money anyway." Li's mother turned away with an unnatural expression, and continued to knit the sweater.

Li Zixin said "Oh" and said with a smile, "Mom, this should be a flat needle. You punched it in the wrong place." After speaking, she saw her mother's body stiffen and her complexion a little unhappy, so she quickly picked up her schoolbag He rushed into the bedroom with the magazine in his arms, "I'm going to study!"

He quickly hooked the door with his toes, "clicked" the lock, threw the schoolbag on the spot, opened WeChat with numb fingers, took a photo and sent it over.

[Group chat] (4 people)

Li Li Li Li Li Zixin: [Image]

Master Bei: Ahhhhh, what's the situation, Fat Xin, how did you buy it.

Li Li Li Li Li Zixin: Mom bought it, haha.

Shoushou: Damn, your mother is too kind, take a look, take it to school tomorrow, let us have a look.

Li Li Li Li Li Zixin: Please.

Lord Bei: please

skinny: please

Li Li Li Li Li Zixin: Is that how you asked?