Afraid?Just call!

Facts have proved that if you can't find a common topic, don't force chat, otherwise it will be easy to embarrass.

Su Guoyi desperately wanted to search for a few books in his knowledge base. After thinking about it, he probably only remembered "Journey to the West" for the four major classics, "Moonlight in front of the bed" for ancient poetry, and modern, modern, and contemporary literature. I can only think of "The Temptation of a Young Woman" and "The Lonely Sister of the Neighbor"...

Su Guoyi glanced at Xin Yuan secretly, seeing that he was still looking like "the years are quiet and the world is stable", she adjusted her body silently.

I thought that this night would pass silently... who knows...

"You can sleep on the bed. You are an injured person. The bed is too small. I don't sleep honestly. It would be bad if I hurt you."

"No, no, master, you can go to sleep, the weather is quite hot, I'll be fine if I sleep underground."

"Don't, don't, you are a guest, how can I let you sleep on the floor, I will sleep..."

"No, master..."

The two were arguing and neither could convince the other. Xin Yuan pushed Su Guoyi onto the bed, and at the same time reached out to open the quilt of the closet. The movement was so fast that Su Guoyi didn't even have time to react. overflowed.

An inexplicable smell poured out, and the unsuspecting Xin Yuan felt his head go dark. Before he could look up, something like a big black cloud was pressing down on his head and face. Xin Yuan was alone. Steady, he was knocked down immediately.

Su Guoyi wanted to jump up to stop everything from happening, but Xin Yuan had already been knocked down by the ejected clothes, and just fell in Su Guoyi's direction. At this time, Su Guoyi had already stood up, and the two met Hit, there was a muffled "bang" sound on the forehead, and the next moment Xin Yuan fainted on Su Guoyi's body with scattered clothes and socks. I don't know if he was knocked unconscious, or knocked unconscious, or fainted by smoke. .

Su Guoyi groaned in pain. During his breath, he smelled the smell of corpse decay mixed with some gas leakage. He suddenly came back to his senses. He took off the sock that fell on his face with an "ow" and repeatedly "poohed" a few times. Voice.

"It really stinks..."

Su Guoyi, who was sitting on the bed at the site of a nuclear bomb explosion, looked at the mess in the room, then looked down at the fainted person, and said to himself: Fortunately, I passed out.

That night, Su Guoyi packed and rolled up his clothes and threw them in the closet. He went to Xin Yuan who was fainted on the bed. When he closed his eyes, the night was over.

The next day, Su Guoyi, who was sleeping, heard the music of the aunt downstairs dancing in the morning, and he muttered a bit, but didn't get up.

He is used to sleeping until noon, how could he get up so easily?

"You are my little apple, how can I love you..."

"Fire, fire, fire..."

The person on the bed turned over, buried his face in the pillow, and stretched out his hand to scratch his raised buttocks.

"Miss!"

"Aha!"

"It was the temptation from Lang, I sang a love song..."

The sound of "rumbling" slowly sounded from the trembling stereo. It is estimated that the construction site next to it has started again. Can these movements wake up Master Su? Too young toonaive!

Until the sun penetrated the window and made Su Guoyi sweat profusely, he finally couldn't help getting up.

A good day starts with the first pee.

Su Guoyi yawned loudly, pulled the underpants that only covered half of his buttocks, and he got up and went to the toilet to drain the water.

Standing unsteadily and looking for slippers, when the soles of her feet touched the ground, a gust of cool air rushed up from the ground, Su Guoyi shivered, and opened her eyes immediately.

As soon as he opened it, he immediately closed it, and opened it again within a few seconds... and closed it again.

Is he right?

He slept in someone else's house?

When I opened my eyes again, I saw a completely unfamiliar room. The windows were bright and clean, square and tidy. The garbage piled in the corner had disappeared, and all the stacked debris had disappeared to nowhere. The room was empty and bright, clean and Simple, at a glance, you can only see clean floors and windows full of sunlight.The light-colored curtains were blown up by the breeze, and a warm yellow appeared on the ground.

Su Guoyi was so shocked that she choked back her urine.

There was a rumbling sound from the kitchen and bathroom, which seemed to be the sound of the washing machine dehydrating, mixed with the sound of "dang dang dang", like the sound of a kitchen knife being chopped on a cutting board.

Su Guoyi tiptoed over.

Xin Yuan was standing by the stove cooking, a row of freshly cut cucumbers neatly lined up on the cutting board, with a focused and leisurely expression.The long hair was gathered and tied behind the head in a loose lock, lazy and casual.To his right is the wide open bathroom door, inside the door hangs clothes that have been rinsed and are still dripping.The washing machine is still running, and it looks like there is still a lot in it.The balcony has also been hung, and the light-colored clothes are hanging under the window sill, swaying with the wind.

Su Guoyi was so moved that she almost knelt down and called her father.

Xin Yuan turned to see him, and smiled slightly, "Wake up, go get a glass of milk first, lunch will be ready soon."

Su Guoyi turned her head to look at the clean room, and said repeatedly: "Hey, hey." My dear father!

That day was destined to be a day full of tears. Because of Xin Yuan's hard work, Su Guoyi deeply felt that the place she had lived in for so many years was not called home, but a kennel.

Under the beautiful hands of Xin Yuan, everything has gone where it should go, every corner exudes fragrance, every food has been biologically complete, and every seasoning has received the best respect.

Looking at the brand new room, Su Guoyi moistened his eyes again.What virtue and ability does he have, God sent him a Xin Yuan!

However, the goodness is short-lived, and the cleanliness of the room was only maintained for less than a day.

No, it's not Su Guoyi's fault, he doesn't recite it, it's that damned evil spirit, he came to make trouble in the middle of the night, messing up the good room for life.

That night, Su Guoyi's attack was so vicious that he beat the devil to the ground.

Nonsense, can he not be angry, the room he just tidied up has turned into a kennel again, if he didn't beat the evil ghosts away, he would be merciless!

Of course, there are also elements of technical inadequacy.Su Guoyi has been eating and drinking for so many years. When dealing with good ghosts, she doesn't have much real magic skills. Now that she is confronting evil ghosts head-on, she looks aggressive on the surface, but in fact it is still very difficult in private.

In order to better protect this "mascot" at home, Su Guoyi rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find books that he hadn't practiced for many years, and slowly studied spells, and Xin Yuan also read them with him with great interest.

Just read it, books like Five Elements and Eight Diagrams, Yin-Yang Fengshui, etc. People who are not born with spiritual roots will not be able to see any tricks after reading them.

But Su Guoyi didn't know that the difference between people is sometimes greater than that between people and pigs. He never expected that Xin Yuan would actually ask him such a question after reading the book for a day.