[Hunter] Don't think you're crazy and cool because you're a change department!

Lao Zhi feels that no one is more miserable than Lao Zhi!

It’s been almost a week since I’ve been living under the fence, one-third of the time is sleeping, one-third of the time is cooking in the kitchen, and one-third of the time is going to the supermarket to buy ingredients, so I just eat and sleep, The rhythm of sleeping and eating! 【Cry~~

Flipping the fried egg in my hand neatly, I smuggled a piece of bacon roll from Kuroro's breakfast plate and stuffed it into my mouth, and wiped it out in a very righteous, stress-free, and aboveboard manner.

It's a pity that the increasingly intense sense of emptiness in my stomach was almost killed by this piece of bacon roll, so I had no choice but to continue to reach out and walk into the abyss of sin.

Kuroro leaned halfway on the kitchen door, watching the little figure bustling around in front of the stove, bursts of aroma wafting from the pot, this scene was surprisingly warm.

Then, a small white hand took a piece of bacon roll from his breakfast plate, then took a piece of beef, and then cut off a piece of toast...

"I said why the breakfast is always less than usual these days!" Unable to hold back, Kuroro chuckled, causing the villain who was stealing food in front of the stove to shake his arm and wipe the hot pot the edge of.

"Hiss---!~" Startled by the sudden cold voice, my arm was scalded on the edge of the hot pot, I frowned and exclaimed, before I could check the injury, my wrist was pulled away vigorously, He staggered and supported the edge of the marble countertop before he was able to stand still, "Kurolo, why did you suddenly make a sound to scare me?"

The cold running water poured on my scalded arm, the coolness made the scalded part much more comfortable,

"I thought you knew I was coming, but I didn't expect to scare you." Kurollo looked down at the burn on my arm carefully.

"Ah... well, it seems like it's my fault." I curled my lips extremely reluctantly, pulled my arm back and looked at the wound, it was a little red and swollen, but it was nothing serious.

Although I ate a lot, my stomach was still so hungry that I turned around and walked to the dining table. The steaming breakfast had been calling me for a long time, and it would be unreasonable not to eat it quickly!

"What are your plans for today?" Kuroro followed me to the dining table, picked up the breakfast I had stolen, and started to enjoy it without changing his face.

At least it’s a little less, but judging by Lao Zhi’s culinary skills, I’m not boasting, the taste is absolutely straight to the chef of a five-star hotel!

Kurollo and Hisoka, since they ate a dinner I cooked, well...really, your sister, automatically become an old paper and a cook [anger~~, every night unexpectedly Still need to order food!Is there any reason in the end ah ah ah ah! !

There is also the nemesis teacher, who seems to be called Yaben Gana. Although he didn't order food blatantly, he would appear faintly and like a ghost every time I was cooking, and then express himself very euphemistically. When I want to eat a magic horse, I want to rush over and give each of these three big men a 'black coffin' damn it! !

Old paper, your sister is pregnant, why don't you make it up!

You three big men bully pregnant women, you are not ashamed to play! ?

However, Lao Zhi is a hero, so Lao Zhi doesn't care about you!

Laozhi swipes Kuroro's card, and Laozhi goes to the supermarket to buy whatever is fresh, what is delicious, and the most important thing is - whatever is expensive, Laozhi can eat! !

"Uh...um (swallowing), go to the supermarket!" I answered Kuroro's question inarticulately while I was eating hard.

"There's a very nice place near here. I'll take you to play in a while. We'll go to the supermarket when we come back in the afternoon!" Kuroro put the bacon roll on my plate and looked at it with a smile on his right hand. I.

"No, I'll go to the supermarket by myself and I'll be back in a while. You should be busy with your work..." Seeing a strange bacon roll suddenly appear on the plate, I hurriedly forked it and looked up to thank Kurolo, but it turned out to be Kurolo. With Luo's black, big, resentful eyes, the conversation changed, and I hurriedly said, "But if you're okay...of course I'd like to go out and play, I'm not afraid of inconvenience for you, hahahaha! ~"

joke!

That's Mr. Ku, hello, whoever dares to disobey him, wants to die! ?

Even if his mind power hasn't recovered yet, is it just a display to get rid of the mind master?

Have you thought about the consequences after he quit reading?

It's really a broken pattern, dear! ~

At that time, I just thought, if I said I came to Kuroro, then Feitan and the others would definitely take into account Kuroro's life and death and would not come to arrest me, but why did I forget, I am clearly out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den Ah [fall! ~

"Hehehe, eat it quickly, you will like it there!" Ku Luoluo smiled and forked the fried egg onto my plate, and took a sip of my freshly brewed coffee in the morning gracefully, "You His craftsmanship is really good, Feitan will be blessed in the future."

---squeak---

The knife made a screeching sound on the plate, and my hands stopped stiffly. I suddenly felt that everything I ate just now was choked in my throat, and I couldn't get up or down.

Holding the coffee, Kuroro narrowed his big black eyes and stared at me for a long time before saying quietly,

"You've been here for almost a week, and you've gained a lot of weight, especially this waist..." Kuroro moved his eyes down, staring at my loose home clothes, as if he could really see that I had gained more than a circle of fat Waist-like.

"This means that the food here is good. Why, do you feel distressed when you swipe your card every day?" I took a deep breath, put the discomfort caused by the word 'Feitan' behind me, and continued to fight with fried eggs.

"The child... is his?" Kuroro put the coffee cup on the table, leaned forward slightly, his big black eyes were bigger and rounder than usual, but the weird dark circles were relieved Not a lot.

"..." I put the last bite of fried egg into my mouth viciously and calmly. I squinted at Kuroro, and said jokingly, "No, it's yours!"

Facts have proved that if you are against anyone, don't mess with Kurolo Luxilu!

This man is a lunatic! !

Knowing that I was joking, but he didn't care about it as if it was the real thing, he suddenly leaned over and grabbed my chin, lowered his head and was about to kiss me,

"Ah hey!~" I was startled, and hurriedly raised my hand to push him, but who knew...

I hate male silver!

I hate that Nan Yin is taller and stronger than me!

I hate all the guys who grab me so hard that I can't move! !

"Didn't you say that the child is mine? Then what's wrong with letting me kiss you?" Kuroro's handsome face was less than 5 centimeters in front of my eyes.

But I didn’t know how to do it. Maybe it’s because I ate too much for breakfast. I felt my stomach started to churn, and I didn’t know where the strength came from. I pushed Kurolo away and rushed to the pool to vomit. Te threw up.

"Uh-voo--!" I vomited out all the breakfast, and I'm afraid that even last night's dinner will leave me.

"Yo!~Your kiss is so unbearable. Seeing her spit...Tsk tsk tsk!~★" Hisoka supported my body from behind, and turned around to tease me who was still in the posture pushed away by me Kurolo.

"Uh----!~" I just wanted to explain something for Kuroro, lest I die soon, but before I opened my mouth, the uncontrollable nausea surged up again.

"Drink some water!" Seeing that I finally calmed down, Hisoka handed me a glass of water.

"Oh, thank you." After cleaning the pool briefly, I rinsed my mouth again, took a big sip from the water cup, and sighed heavily, "Oh!~"

"Why, still uncomfortable?" Kuroro stood up and asked with raised eyebrows.

"No." I shook my head, "I just ate for nothing, I'm so hungry!" I rubbed my stomach.

"..."*2

Since then, I have embarked on the road of vomiting what I eat and what I drink!

Hungry if you don’t eat, throw up when you eat, this is my rhythm!

Medicine~medicine~cheek trouble! ~

It's just pity for my little meat that grew up, but they disappeared again. I was tortured by morning sickness and lost a lot of weight.

Due to my own reasons, I couldn't go to the hospital. Ku Luoluo, a good comrade who loves reading, bought a lot of books about pregnancy.He came to the conclusion that all the symptoms are normal now, if you keep a good attitude, if you vomit or vomit, there is no problem at all.

Kuroro Nazo is a quack!

It's too unreliable!

Lao Zhi is very uncomfortable now, you said it was easy, let me try it for you! 【fall

It's already October, yes!Lao Zhi's birthday is over in a fucking weird way, and he still maintains the rhythm of suffering every birthday, birthday is simply a nightmare!

Wrapped in the quilt, I curled up but still felt very cold. The wind and rain outside the window made it impossible to fall asleep with the raindrops pattering on the window.

After failing to 'count sheep' for the Nth time, I sat up wrapped in a quilt.A bolt of lightning struck straight down from the black night sky, and the reflected room became much brighter in an instant, but after that instant, it fell into darkness again.

--- creaking ---

The door of the room was pushed open, I was wrapped in a quilt and turned around to see,

"Oh my god---------!"

After screaming, I have fallen into the realm of incoherence,

"Your sister's Kurolo, if you make it or not, it will scare people to death! You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you pretending to be crazy with a candle! Isn't it handsome? Let me tell you, old paper won't eat you This set, if you want to be handsome, the big flower next door will definitely watch your performance, and you will be there when you go out and turn right, don’t give it away!!!” It didn’t affect my screaming performance that resounded throughout the room.