Traversing, catch a general and go home to farm

"what……"

A scream came from 7403 in the male dormitory of a certain college, and a boy who happened to pass by their door was so frightened that his mobile phone fell to the ground. I picked up the phone, but when I saw a few lines that didn't appear on the screen of the new Kidney 7403 that I just bought, I finally couldn't bear it and pushed the door of [-].

At this time, in the dormitory of 7403, a boy with brown hair wearing a plaid shirt on his upper body and jeans on his lower body was on the verge of going berserk.

"Damn it! Another fucking update! The author, do you have a clue? This is the third time this month, the third time! And every update is stuck on a key point, thank you so much Your whole family!"

The only other boy in the dormitory was playing games with earphones on. Hearing this, he gave him a sideways glance and continued to play games with a blank expression on his face.

The boy with brown hair rushed towards him: "Boss, you are a critic! Is there such a writer who deceives readers?"

The boy known as the boss knew that if he ignored him, he would definitely not let him go, and he would definitely not be able to play the game, so he symbolically comforted him: "Fourth brother, calm down. Isn't it just a broken novel! Is it necessary to chase every day, every night? Be good, it doesn't matter if you miss a day."

"It's just a broken novel! You don't know how beautiful Cang Haida's book is, how interesting the plot is, how good the writing is, and the characters are attractive. For example..."

Just when the boy with brown hair was about to continue his "science popularization" with the boss, the unlucky boy finally pushed the door open, and the boss silently shouted "Angel!" in his heart, and then continued the scumbag game.

"Wu Ziyu! Did your mother get castrated with cucumbers or chrysanthemums? You screamed so horribly that I was so scared that the six screens of my newly bought kidney were broken into pieces. Look!"

Seeing someone coming, Wu Ziyu's eyes lit up.

"Squad leader! You came just in time. Come and explain to our boss how beautiful Cang Haida's book is, and it's not the broken book he said."

"What about you?" The squad leader helplessly adjusted the black-rimmed glasses on his face.

"Why not! I'm Cang Haida's stupid brain. And more importantly, Cang Haida is broken again. It's a tragedy in the world!"

"That's enough! The sea is so big all day long, you say you are a big man, what's wrong with you, you have to be addicted to novels? Just read it, you are looking for men to read, suspense, adventure, fantasy What's wrong, what's the matter with chasing after the little girl to read the romance novel!" The squad leader said bitterly.

"Squad leader, forget it, just because of his donkey temper, you can bear him. Look at the second and third child in our dormitory, he forced him to go shopping with his girlfriend every day. If I hadn't just broken up, I would have gone out too. Going shopping with your girlfriend is better than listening to the fourth child torture your ears in the dormitory!" The boss replied to the class monitor during the game.

This sentence forced Wu Ziyu to jump: "Damn, what do you mean, boss! What do you mean by 'shopping with your girlfriend is better than listening to me torture your ears in the dormitory!' I don't think you put me in front of me every day. Fancy shows love and abuses dogs! May you show off your happiness, but don't let me find balance in the novel?"

"Since you think we're showing affection, don't you know that you're looking for one? You're not bad, and it's not uncommon for girls to chase after you. Who do you blame for not working hard?"

"You think I'm like you, changing women is the same as changing clothes! A group of stallions! Can feelings be settled? It's not like playing tricks, start as soon as you say it starts, and break up as soon as you say you want to break up. Since you choose to lead Hand, you have to be responsible to the end, okay?" Wu Ziyu rolled his eyes at the boss, and added silently from the bottom of his heart, "And I'm gay! How can I find a woman! I want to fall in love too, okay! God reward me a little Attack!"

"Okay." The squad leader on the side spoke again helplessly, raised his hand to comfort Wu Ziyu's hair, changed the subject and said, "Tonight our class is celebrating the class teacher's birthday at the Xinyue Hotel, starting at seven o'clock, don't be late! I'm going to inform the others. Ah Yu, wait for me to go together at night."

"Yeah, okay. Squad leader, go slowly." Wu Ziyu obediently agreed.

Seeing his well-behaved appearance, the squad leader couldn't help but patted the top of his head again, turned around and left with a smile.

At ten o'clock in the evening, outside the Xinyue Hotel, it was raining heavily.

"Damn, why is it raining so hard, didn't it just go well! How can I go back to the dormitory now!" the boss complained.

"Aha!" Wu Ziyu yawned, and asked the boss listlessly, "What time is it, I'm so sleepy."

"It's only ten o'clock, aren't you still very energetic at this point?" the boss asked.

"Can this be compared to reading novels? Reading novels is a pleasure. Participating in this kind of activity requires physical and mental effort. Are you exhausted?"

"Let the head teacher hear what you said, I won't beat you to death."

Wu Ziyu waved his hand and yawned again. He turned his head and suddenly saw a palm-sized green luminous object not far away, blinking and blinking. I don't know what it is.

"Huh?" Wu Ziyu walked over suspiciously, and the boss was about to call someone to send an umbrella, so he didn't notice Wu Ziyu's actions at all.

Wu Ziyu picked up the green luminous object, but it disappeared almost immediately after picking it up. Wu Ziyu looked at the empty palm with wide eyes in surprise, he was very shocked. He was sure that he saw and touched the object, but why? Suddenly disappeared?

Just when Wu Ziyu was puzzled, an alarm sound suddenly appeared in his mind: "Alarm alarm, host please leave the place immediately, host please leave the place immediately."

Before Wu Ziyu understood what was going on, he heard the squad leader yelling from behind: "A Yu, come back!"

Wu Ziyu turned around and was about to leave, but it was already too late, a bolt of lightning struck him precisely, and before his consciousness disappeared, he accurately captured the squad leader running towards him with a surprised and sad expression.

"No! A language!"

Wu Ziyu smiled and closed his eyes.