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Chapter 2 Interview
What Raymond hates the most in his life is the pussy.
I don't know when it started, the entertainment industry is full of greasy hair and noodles, with killer hairstyles, feminine makeup, and pretentious postures, not manly at all, but my only sister Lei Meng I also especially eat this set, calling him so handsome, so handsome, so handsome every day!
...Handsome P!Men are becoming more and more feminine, and women are becoming more and more masculine. This development trend is not in line with the theory of evolution at all!Aren't men supposed to be male creatures with lean muscles, sweaty bodies, and hormones?With a face that is more feminine than a woman, how can it attract female creatures to continue the next generation?Lei Meng tried to brainwash Lei Meng with a photo of an A|V male star, "See? This is the pinnacle of male human evolution!"
To this, Lei Meng's only reaction was to roll his eyes at him, and the three-character attribute nailed Lei Meng to death: "Straight men are cancer."
Lei Meng doesn't understand what straight male cancer is, just as he doesn't understand why his beautiful fantasy of being promoted all the way to the CEO with a salary increase, marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the pinnacle of life will suddenly show up a bitch, Cheng Yaojin, to spoil the situation.
Thinking of having to spend time with this sissy boss every day in the future, Lei Meng felt that the whole person was not good.
"Sir, have you filled out the interview form yet? I still need to contact the director." The receptionist waited impatiently and pulled Raymond out of the swamp of memories.
"Right away, right away!" Lei Meng stared at the last line of interview departments. Although it was his favorite company, he still couldn't stand it compared to the sissy.
With a wave of his hand, he blotted out the written "Project Management Department" and changed it to "Sales Department", and handed it in as if he were dead.
The front desk glanced at him, smiled and said to him, "Is it the sales department? I'll contact the director of the sales department and arrange an interview for you right away. Please wait a moment."
Raymond also smiled calmly, "Thank you."
The front desk made a phone call and ignored him. Lei Meng waited bored in the reception room, and casually browsed the company news scrolling on the electronic screen on the wall in the front lobby.Since it is the most favorite company, the background of Raymond Zia Machinery Co., Ltd. has also put a lot of effort into it.The electronic screen introduces the history of the establishment of Zia, which Lei Meng already knew. Zia is a rice family business. After several generations of hard work, Zia has become a huge industrial empire.The current chairman, Lucia.Samuel, is the only daughter. Ever since she married a native of China, she has been actively exploring the market of China. Therefore, Zia has flourished in China in the past 20 years, especially in China B in the Asia Pacific headquarters. In the city, Zia Machinery Company is undoubtedly the most popular company, and its turnover is far ahead all the year round. Although it has declined in the past two years, Lei Meng takes it for granted that this is because he needs to be rescued.
The media once reported on Lucia's cross-border relationship on a large scale, and the romance between the people of the United States and China was indeed a sensation for a while, but Zia was too blocked, and there was no news about it, including the news of the heir. He and Zia's future development direction have become taboo.I don't know how long Zia's glory in China can last after Lucia leaves office.
"Mr. Lei, it's time to prepare for the interview. The elevator here goes up to the sales department on the third floor, and the first room on the left is the interview meeting room."
"Okay, thank you."
When he stepped into the elevator, Lei Meng's mood calmed down.I had made a perfect plan to interview the project department, but I was suddenly turned into the sales department by the motherfucker. Thinking about it with my toes, I knew it would be useless, so there was nothing to be nervous about, so I talked to the director of the sales department. Come out in half an hour.Raymond thought regretfully, it's just a pity that such a good company will turn fans to passers-by from now on.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s a mechanical company, but Zia’s decoration tends to be modern, with a lot of glass and metal, and the overall presentation is a cold color, and even the elevator is a fully transparent sightseeing elevator.The elevator passed the second floor, and the big sign of "Project Management Department" could be clearly seen outside. Lei Meng sighed sadly, suppressing the urge to press the elevator door.
The third floor is coming soon.Raymond walked down, found the meeting room and knocked on the door.
"Come in." It was a very calm male voice, and Lei Meng expressed a lot of peace of mind.
Pushing open the door, there was already a man sitting behind the conference table, looking down at the few pages in his hand, probably his resume.Hearing the sound of the door being pushed, the man looked up at him casually, then looked down at his resume again.This glance swept over and didn't stay for long at all, but Lei Meng was inexplicably surprised. Could it be that the interview form I filled out blindly was used for help?The man hung him at the door for a few minutes before signaling with his chin, "Sit."
Raymond sat down tremblingly.
The man picked up Raymond's resume on the table, frowned, and said, "The HR department didn't inform me that an interview was arranged today, so let's make it clear that I have a meeting soon, so I don't have much time to interview you."
Raymond couldn't wait to end it earlier, so he nodded hurriedly, "You are busy, you are busy, so I won't bother you any more."
The man didn't expect such an unmotivated answer, so he couldn't help looking away from his resume.Lei Meng looked back calmly, and suddenly found that the man had a pair of amber pupils that were different from ordinary people. He was horrified, but he still pretended to be calm, and tried to shift his attention to the man's sharp-edged face. .
"Although your chances of being admitted are slim, let's go through the interview process. I'm Xu Yao, the director of the sales department." Xu Yao took Lei Meng's resume in his hand and leaned back casually Back of the chair, I found a pen from somewhere and started to spin it, "Let's start asking questions from your resume. Graduated from C University, did not receive any scholarships and did not participate in social organizations during college. May I ask what you have been doing for four years in college?" ?”
"...They are all playing games and doing part-time jobs to make money." Lei Meng replied awkwardly.
"After graduation, you first worked in a private company for a few years, and then joined a good company in City C. Your performance seems to be good. Now the problem comes, all your work experience is project management." Xu Yao suddenly said The resume fell on the table, and he sneered, "A person who only has project management experience came to interview for sales? I would like to know, what gave you such courage?"
"Who said I don't have sales experience? I sold insurance during my summer job in college!" Lei Meng retorted in a low voice, pointing to the very small line of his resume.
Xu Yao laughed back angrily, "Can this be counted?"
"Don't discriminate against selling insurance, okay! Selling insurance is also very hard! Back then, I went door-to-door to sell sales in the severe cold, heat, and wind. The order, known as the 'Little Prince of Insurance' is me!"
"What kind of insurance are you selling? Life insurance?"
"Yes, it's a product specifically for the elderly. I mainly choose empty-nest elderly whose children are out of town. At the beginning, I said that I was a volunteer in the community, helping the elderly with shopping and carrying heavy objects. Chatting, if the target is suitable for our products, then we will sell them. I have studied this insurance carefully, and it is really suitable for empty-nesters to buy, especially for those who do not have children around. It can indeed give them a guarantee that they can help Others can make money on their own, so why not do it?” Speaking of this experience, it was really a pleasant past, and then there were a few elderly people who were suddenly ill and their children were not around, so he went to the insurance company himself Claims for all medical and nursing expenses.
Xu Yao leaned on the chair and finally looked at him for the first time, with a serious look in his eyes, "What is your sales philosophy? Is it a win-win situation?"
"No, my sales philosophy is—to sell the product by any means!" Lei Meng tried his best to squeeze out a sincere smile, and looked at Xu Yao with twinkling eyes, "Customers abuse me! Over and over again, I treat customers like first love! For the company, I can sell my integrity!"
Xu Yao looked at the note that the sales volume of the company was the first in the three months of the summer vacation, and he successfully aroused his interest. "Oh? What else have you sold besides this?"
Anyway, the chance of admission is also very slim, so Raymond simply stopped pretending, let go of his wretched characteristics, and smiled, "The rooftop dares to sell condoms, and the subway has posted small advertisements. Wherever you need me, it depends on whether you dare Dare to!"
The writing stopped abruptly. Lei Meng thought that the other party's perfect mask was finally moved by his wretchedness, and he was about to go crazy. He even secretly prepared for defense.In the end, Xu Yao just picked up the resume that fell on the table, looked at it carefully, and continued to say to him with a flawless professional expression, "The interview is over, you go back. We will call you within a week The result of the interview."
At the end, he seldom raised the corners of his mouth and added, "Please wait for the good news." But his smile was so creepy that Raymond was startled into a cold sweat.
Indeed, as stated in the resume, Raymond has been doing project management since he graduated, and he only wants to do project management. The interview at Zia’s sales department is just a soy sauce from the beginning to the end, and he doesn’t report the results at all. expect.Now that Xu Yao had finished the interview, he was also happy and relaxed, said hello and left Zia.
Climbing into the small car and starting it, Lei Meng sighed belatedly: "Hey, the pinnacle of my life... that's the end of the game!" The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and he slammed the steering wheel angrily. "It's all the motherfucker's fault!"
***********
In the meeting room, Xu Yao put the resume in his hand aside, picked up the landline and dialed a number, "Killy, are you free now? Please come to the meeting room."
A moment later, Yang Qili, who was wearing a white suit and professional skirt, pushed open the door of the conference room and walked in.
"Tommie are you looking for me?"
"Well, sit down." Xu Yao turned his head around the resume on the table, pushed it in front of her, leaned forward and asked, "Look at this person, how is it?"
Yang Qili picked up her resume and glanced at it. From her school experience to her work experience, she directly threw the resume back to Xu Yao, frowning: "Is this person here to be funny?"
"I think so too." Xu Yao habitually took out his pen and began to spin it. Yang Qili looked at him with disgust, and it was hard to stop him, "But he looked very confident during the interview...you know, in fact, the interview is also A kind of self-promotion, so I was interested in him. My gut told me he would be a good fit for the job."
After listening to him, Yang Qili felt that there was not a single word to convince herself. She took Xu Yao's pen and highlighted the name on the resume, and asked through gritted teeth, "So, you are going to waste one of our departments based on your intuition." Precious head?"
Xu Yao slowly took the pen out of her hand, took off the cap and ticked Lei Meng's name, and nodded to the dissatisfied Yang Qili, "Don't worry, my intuition has always been accurate."
The author has something to say: Nian Gao decided to fix the update time, what do the goblins think every day at 11:11:00? O(∩_∩)O
I don't know when it started, the entertainment industry is full of greasy hair and noodles, with killer hairstyles, feminine makeup, and pretentious postures, not manly at all, but my only sister Lei Meng I also especially eat this set, calling him so handsome, so handsome, so handsome every day!
...Handsome P!Men are becoming more and more feminine, and women are becoming more and more masculine. This development trend is not in line with the theory of evolution at all!Aren't men supposed to be male creatures with lean muscles, sweaty bodies, and hormones?With a face that is more feminine than a woman, how can it attract female creatures to continue the next generation?Lei Meng tried to brainwash Lei Meng with a photo of an A|V male star, "See? This is the pinnacle of male human evolution!"
To this, Lei Meng's only reaction was to roll his eyes at him, and the three-character attribute nailed Lei Meng to death: "Straight men are cancer."
Lei Meng doesn't understand what straight male cancer is, just as he doesn't understand why his beautiful fantasy of being promoted all the way to the CEO with a salary increase, marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the pinnacle of life will suddenly show up a bitch, Cheng Yaojin, to spoil the situation.
Thinking of having to spend time with this sissy boss every day in the future, Lei Meng felt that the whole person was not good.
"Sir, have you filled out the interview form yet? I still need to contact the director." The receptionist waited impatiently and pulled Raymond out of the swamp of memories.
"Right away, right away!" Lei Meng stared at the last line of interview departments. Although it was his favorite company, he still couldn't stand it compared to the sissy.
With a wave of his hand, he blotted out the written "Project Management Department" and changed it to "Sales Department", and handed it in as if he were dead.
The front desk glanced at him, smiled and said to him, "Is it the sales department? I'll contact the director of the sales department and arrange an interview for you right away. Please wait a moment."
Raymond also smiled calmly, "Thank you."
The front desk made a phone call and ignored him. Lei Meng waited bored in the reception room, and casually browsed the company news scrolling on the electronic screen on the wall in the front lobby.Since it is the most favorite company, the background of Raymond Zia Machinery Co., Ltd. has also put a lot of effort into it.The electronic screen introduces the history of the establishment of Zia, which Lei Meng already knew. Zia is a rice family business. After several generations of hard work, Zia has become a huge industrial empire.The current chairman, Lucia.Samuel, is the only daughter. Ever since she married a native of China, she has been actively exploring the market of China. Therefore, Zia has flourished in China in the past 20 years, especially in China B in the Asia Pacific headquarters. In the city, Zia Machinery Company is undoubtedly the most popular company, and its turnover is far ahead all the year round. Although it has declined in the past two years, Lei Meng takes it for granted that this is because he needs to be rescued.
The media once reported on Lucia's cross-border relationship on a large scale, and the romance between the people of the United States and China was indeed a sensation for a while, but Zia was too blocked, and there was no news about it, including the news of the heir. He and Zia's future development direction have become taboo.I don't know how long Zia's glory in China can last after Lucia leaves office.
"Mr. Lei, it's time to prepare for the interview. The elevator here goes up to the sales department on the third floor, and the first room on the left is the interview meeting room."
"Okay, thank you."
When he stepped into the elevator, Lei Meng's mood calmed down.I had made a perfect plan to interview the project department, but I was suddenly turned into the sales department by the motherfucker. Thinking about it with my toes, I knew it would be useless, so there was nothing to be nervous about, so I talked to the director of the sales department. Come out in half an hour.Raymond thought regretfully, it's just a pity that such a good company will turn fans to passers-by from now on.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s a mechanical company, but Zia’s decoration tends to be modern, with a lot of glass and metal, and the overall presentation is a cold color, and even the elevator is a fully transparent sightseeing elevator.The elevator passed the second floor, and the big sign of "Project Management Department" could be clearly seen outside. Lei Meng sighed sadly, suppressing the urge to press the elevator door.
The third floor is coming soon.Raymond walked down, found the meeting room and knocked on the door.
"Come in." It was a very calm male voice, and Lei Meng expressed a lot of peace of mind.
Pushing open the door, there was already a man sitting behind the conference table, looking down at the few pages in his hand, probably his resume.Hearing the sound of the door being pushed, the man looked up at him casually, then looked down at his resume again.This glance swept over and didn't stay for long at all, but Lei Meng was inexplicably surprised. Could it be that the interview form I filled out blindly was used for help?The man hung him at the door for a few minutes before signaling with his chin, "Sit."
Raymond sat down tremblingly.
The man picked up Raymond's resume on the table, frowned, and said, "The HR department didn't inform me that an interview was arranged today, so let's make it clear that I have a meeting soon, so I don't have much time to interview you."
Raymond couldn't wait to end it earlier, so he nodded hurriedly, "You are busy, you are busy, so I won't bother you any more."
The man didn't expect such an unmotivated answer, so he couldn't help looking away from his resume.Lei Meng looked back calmly, and suddenly found that the man had a pair of amber pupils that were different from ordinary people. He was horrified, but he still pretended to be calm, and tried to shift his attention to the man's sharp-edged face. .
"Although your chances of being admitted are slim, let's go through the interview process. I'm Xu Yao, the director of the sales department." Xu Yao took Lei Meng's resume in his hand and leaned back casually Back of the chair, I found a pen from somewhere and started to spin it, "Let's start asking questions from your resume. Graduated from C University, did not receive any scholarships and did not participate in social organizations during college. May I ask what you have been doing for four years in college?" ?”
"...They are all playing games and doing part-time jobs to make money." Lei Meng replied awkwardly.
"After graduation, you first worked in a private company for a few years, and then joined a good company in City C. Your performance seems to be good. Now the problem comes, all your work experience is project management." Xu Yao suddenly said The resume fell on the table, and he sneered, "A person who only has project management experience came to interview for sales? I would like to know, what gave you such courage?"
"Who said I don't have sales experience? I sold insurance during my summer job in college!" Lei Meng retorted in a low voice, pointing to the very small line of his resume.
Xu Yao laughed back angrily, "Can this be counted?"
"Don't discriminate against selling insurance, okay! Selling insurance is also very hard! Back then, I went door-to-door to sell sales in the severe cold, heat, and wind. The order, known as the 'Little Prince of Insurance' is me!"
"What kind of insurance are you selling? Life insurance?"
"Yes, it's a product specifically for the elderly. I mainly choose empty-nest elderly whose children are out of town. At the beginning, I said that I was a volunteer in the community, helping the elderly with shopping and carrying heavy objects. Chatting, if the target is suitable for our products, then we will sell them. I have studied this insurance carefully, and it is really suitable for empty-nesters to buy, especially for those who do not have children around. It can indeed give them a guarantee that they can help Others can make money on their own, so why not do it?” Speaking of this experience, it was really a pleasant past, and then there were a few elderly people who were suddenly ill and their children were not around, so he went to the insurance company himself Claims for all medical and nursing expenses.
Xu Yao leaned on the chair and finally looked at him for the first time, with a serious look in his eyes, "What is your sales philosophy? Is it a win-win situation?"
"No, my sales philosophy is—to sell the product by any means!" Lei Meng tried his best to squeeze out a sincere smile, and looked at Xu Yao with twinkling eyes, "Customers abuse me! Over and over again, I treat customers like first love! For the company, I can sell my integrity!"
Xu Yao looked at the note that the sales volume of the company was the first in the three months of the summer vacation, and he successfully aroused his interest. "Oh? What else have you sold besides this?"
Anyway, the chance of admission is also very slim, so Raymond simply stopped pretending, let go of his wretched characteristics, and smiled, "The rooftop dares to sell condoms, and the subway has posted small advertisements. Wherever you need me, it depends on whether you dare Dare to!"
The writing stopped abruptly. Lei Meng thought that the other party's perfect mask was finally moved by his wretchedness, and he was about to go crazy. He even secretly prepared for defense.In the end, Xu Yao just picked up the resume that fell on the table, looked at it carefully, and continued to say to him with a flawless professional expression, "The interview is over, you go back. We will call you within a week The result of the interview."
At the end, he seldom raised the corners of his mouth and added, "Please wait for the good news." But his smile was so creepy that Raymond was startled into a cold sweat.
Indeed, as stated in the resume, Raymond has been doing project management since he graduated, and he only wants to do project management. The interview at Zia’s sales department is just a soy sauce from the beginning to the end, and he doesn’t report the results at all. expect.Now that Xu Yao had finished the interview, he was also happy and relaxed, said hello and left Zia.
Climbing into the small car and starting it, Lei Meng sighed belatedly: "Hey, the pinnacle of my life... that's the end of the game!" The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and he slammed the steering wheel angrily. "It's all the motherfucker's fault!"
***********
In the meeting room, Xu Yao put the resume in his hand aside, picked up the landline and dialed a number, "Killy, are you free now? Please come to the meeting room."
A moment later, Yang Qili, who was wearing a white suit and professional skirt, pushed open the door of the conference room and walked in.
"Tommie are you looking for me?"
"Well, sit down." Xu Yao turned his head around the resume on the table, pushed it in front of her, leaned forward and asked, "Look at this person, how is it?"
Yang Qili picked up her resume and glanced at it. From her school experience to her work experience, she directly threw the resume back to Xu Yao, frowning: "Is this person here to be funny?"
"I think so too." Xu Yao habitually took out his pen and began to spin it. Yang Qili looked at him with disgust, and it was hard to stop him, "But he looked very confident during the interview...you know, in fact, the interview is also A kind of self-promotion, so I was interested in him. My gut told me he would be a good fit for the job."
After listening to him, Yang Qili felt that there was not a single word to convince herself. She took Xu Yao's pen and highlighted the name on the resume, and asked through gritted teeth, "So, you are going to waste one of our departments based on your intuition." Precious head?"
Xu Yao slowly took the pen out of her hand, took off the cap and ticked Lei Meng's name, and nodded to the dissatisfied Yang Qili, "Don't worry, my intuition has always been accurate."
The author has something to say: Nian Gao decided to fix the update time, what do the goblins think every day at 11:11:00? O(∩_∩)O
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