stupid dirty romance

Yin Yu has a very bad habit, he likes to swear at people, and when he swears, he still swears in different ways, regardless of dialect or foreign language, as long as he feels good at swearing.Especially on the bed, I can count more than 20 fucking sentences in a whole set...

When Xia Jun came to work in S City, he found that Yin Yu seemed to be crazier than in high school. Not only was he crazy, he felt that Yin Yu might really have a mental illness. Like mental illness, but it didn't take long to return to normal.

Xia Jun doesn't know if Yin Yu's mouth is so broken only when he is with him, but it is estimated that when he is with Zhao Fayi, he will definitely not speak dirty at every turn. Damn it, the grandson of the turtle scolded him so much, he was tied up on the mortuary table and dissected thoroughly.

At this time, I was still wondering if there was something or nothing, wasn’t it just that I was looking for scolding, Yin Yu answered the phone when Xia Jun was in a daze, Xia Jun’s hand was still holding his waist, halfway in...

"Damn it, you really think I'm Kaizi! Those scumbags on the site surnamed Sun want to make money without being cured of syphilis. Do I have the word mentally retarded written on my forehead?"

"No, he was trying to curry favor with you...Brother Yin, save yourself..." The voice on the other side of the phone was intermittent, but Xia Jun could still hear that someone wanted to ask Yin Yu to have fun but he scolded him back .

Hearing this, he deliberately inserted it hard, and felt the waist muscles in his hands stiffen.

"Hmph, to please me, then he might as well clean himself up and climb into my bed himself, isn't he good at it, let him come, I can't beat him to death!" Yin Yan snorted coldly. He treated him like a jerk who sold his ass, and he was fucking trying to use some nasty drugs. Everyone knew about it, and he lost all face.

"Don't hold grudges like this. Didn't he also apologize..." The person on the other side of the phone was Yin Yu's subordinate for many years. I don't want my own face anymore.

"Oh, just apologize?" Yin Yu smiled, looked back at Xia Jun, and asked, "Move, why don't you move?"

Xia Jun moved, and it was quite violent. Yin Yu supported the head of the bed with one hand and grabbed the phone with the other, shouting at the other side: "I'm going to be a fucking Sun tomorrow! If this old boy doesn't look for me, I'll call him He forgot... Hey, fuck it hard... Ah, use more force! Fuck him! You bring a few people to tie up the surnamed Sun tomorrow, and prepare some medicine. I'll have fun with him Isn't it fun to play... Fuck! You're going to break me!"

Glaring at Xia Jun fiercely, Yin Yu hung up the phone: "That's all right, I won't go, and you don't want to take care of him, let him eat his asshole!" He threw the phone away, with both hands Supporting the head of the bed, relax your body, and close your eyes: "Now take it easy...don't be too light."

Xia Jun worked hard in the back, a little speechless, did he use him as a massage stick, with adjustment?But today I am in a good mood, so I don't care about him. It can be seen that Yin Yu is also in a good mood, so good that he is willing to torment others.

Hearing the beeping sound on the other side of the phone, Ah Hao was stunned. He knew what the boss was doing, but he wasn't giving a massage... Maybe it was a big health care, and thinking that the surnamed Sun was going to be unlucky, he suddenly felt this matter Very interesting.

He used to be a member of the underworld, but was hunted down later. After being saved by Yin Yu, he followed the boss. At first he thought that the other party was a serious businessman. His skin is thick enough, and his mouth is actually more stinky than those of them who have been around.

Speaking of which... isn't the boss' lover dead?And that kid wasn't the boss who got fucked?

Some things are thought of as if you don't know them at all.Ah Hao nodded, drove the car and waited for someone to intercept his surname Sun at night.

"Hey, it's not good for you to talk about the kidnapping in front of me." Xia Jun moved his waist, and found it interesting to hear Yin Yu's lazy humming, and he didn't know what happened to the person surnamed Sun on the phone just now. However, his intuition told him that this oolong made Yin Yu feel uncomfortable all the time.

"Who is the surname Sun?"

"A pimp who runs a nightclub, always yelling that someone is covering him, and he's making a Hong Kong movie, and he's like a big boss..." Yin Yu curled his lips in disgust, but Xia Jun didn't see it.

"Has he offended you?"

"The grandson wants to sleep with me!" Yin Yu patted the head of the bed with a "bang", "The most important thing is that he is so ugly and dares to take off his pants in front of me!" How embarrassing, face counts as fart, and he will get it back sooner or later. After all, what he cares about most is the long needle eye. It is normal for him to want to sleep. Sun's fat head, big ears, pink face and greasy face, he guessed that he would rather die than pick such customers if he was really in the business of selling buttocks.

"Does it look good if I take off my pants?" Xia Jun was amused when he heard this, and joked.

Yin Yu has another problem, that is, he likes good-looking people, the kind he likes very much, even if he has no wrong thoughts, he still has to spend a few words, maybe his pastime is really not much to do, maybe look at the good-looking people more And still have some fun.

"You look good." Yin Yu nodded, just as he was stabbed crookedly, Xia Jun turned over and hugged him, sticking out his tongue and licking Xia Jun's lips pornographically: "Do you know why I like you? Because you look good!"

This is half-truth, half-false. In fact, Yin Yu’s treatment of Xia Jun is not as complicated as Xia Jun thought. He can take all men and women, and he doesn’t care much about who is on top. At that time, when we met again, I didn't recognize that this was a love affair we had had together in high school, but in fact, I had already thought about sleeping with this handsome little policeman for a long time.

Xia Jun didn't know what Yin Yu was thinking, but he saw him squinting his eyes and smiling like a fox, and thought he was thinking of something beautiful, so he leaned down and kissed the corner of his mouth, cheeks, and neck all the way. All the way said: "At this time, I thank my dad..." One is that he didn't break his face when he drank too much at that time, and the other is that he didn't make him look like him but resembled his mother.

Xia Jun has a father who is an alcoholic and a gambler, and his mother died young. He got together with Yin Yu when he was most vulnerable. He beat Yin Yu, but Yin Yu never fought back. The young man thought that forbearance is love, but He didn't know that there was a morbid pleasure in this world.

Yin Yu is not only a simple person who likes to abuse people, he often plays the role of a masochist in sexual matters. His enthusiasm for role-playing is almost the same as his enthusiasm for making more money. He is an out-and-out The abnormality, now Xia Jun knows, but it is too late.

"When Qian Wenlin's case is over..." Xia Jun stroked Yin Yu's neck and said, "I'll hang a sign for you too."

"Fuck you, I never play that kind of thing."

"You had one before, whose?" Xia Jun bit Yin Yu's ear and asked him, saying that he didn't want to play with him because he didn't want to play with him.

Yin Yu stopped talking, and didn't even give Xia Jun a tone.

He wants to be a dog, and everyone hates it. Saying this kind of thing makes him feel uncomfortable. Except for Xiao Wenjin, he will never do stupid things like marking himself. After a game is over, people still have to live their own lives. Yes, get up as a friend, I have never heard of a lifelong slave.

He's psychotic, but not out of his mind.

"Hey, do you think I'm sick now? Why do you look so pleasing to the eye?" After the climax passed, Xia Jun asked Yin Yu who got out of bed to take a bath.He got deeper and deeper, and the slander was almost gone, but he still couldn't give up on Yin Yu, he felt that he was about to become a pervert.

"I'm sick," Yin Yu broke Xia Jun's hand, took a look at him and went into the bathroom, before closing the door, he said, "It's not serious."

Hearing the sound of water in the bathroom, Xia Jun lay down, pillowed his arms, and stared at the ceiling. He suddenly felt that Yin Yu couldn't do without him, otherwise why so many people would just be himself, and he was not normal to himself. of.

Thinking of this, he smiled and slept soundly afterwards.