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Today is Qiongqi's first birthday, I don't know how old he is, according to Qiongqi, he doesn't remember how old he is, but it's his birthday anyway, because after Qiongqi lived with Ming Gui, he ate vegetarian every day, and Ming Gui has a very good taste. Dan, of course he wouldn't eat snake soup, Qiongqi said that birds were coming out of his mouth, and he had to eat meat!

So Qiongqi asked to eat meat under the guise of his birthday. In fact, he didn't know when he was born. Qiongqi is a fierce beast, and his appearance is quite sturdy. He is not as beautiful and perfect as Chaos, nor is he a gentleman like Taotie. Aristocrats are not as tall and stalwart as Wuwu. There is only one word to describe his appearance, which is fierce. Therefore, since ancient times, Qiongqi has been the most terrifying of the four beasts. Other spirit beasts and beasts have avoided him. He celebrated his birthday, and as time passed, Qiongqi couldn't remember when he was born.

But this does not prevent Qiongqi from eating meat!

How could Ming Gui fail to see his little thoughts, but Ming Gui has a dead face, his face is so paralyzed, he doesn't show anything, almost makes Qiong Qi anxious, he celebrates his birthday, and the dead face won't give him meat! ?

In fact, Ming Gui thinks it's quite interesting. Qiongqi likes to eat Gu, especially snake Gu. He also raised a thousand-year-old snake. It is said that it was used as rations when he was hungry, and he accidentally developed a "big mac".

It's Qiongqi who likes to eat meat and Gu so much, but he can follow him to be a vegetarian every day. He only complains a few words verbally, but he never takes it seriously. In fact, Minggui is very moved.

For Qiongqi's birthday, Minggui wanted to give him a surprise, but he had never done such a thing before, and he didn't know where to start. He asked his nephew, and it turned out that Mo Yi had a lot of messy intestines, but it was only two pounds. , just make some mechanism bouquets, mechanism chickens, mechanism this, mechanism that, all are small parts to make girls happy.

Ming Gui looked at Mo Yi nonchalantly, and said, "Is that how you want to please An Ran?"

Mo Yi said: "..."

Ming Gui finally called Wen Baiyu and asked a reliable person for advice.

When Wen Baiyu heard this, he immediately laughed, and said, "Isn't it easy? Qiongqi likes to be so lively, let's hold him a birthday party, and didn't he say he wants to eat meat? Get some delicious food for the birthday party. Qiongqi must be very satisfied."

Although Qiongqi looks fierce, he really has no twists and turns in his heart. If he says he wants to eat meat, he must really want to eat it. Why don't you just give him some meat.

Ming Gui thinks that this idea is a bit simple and rude, but Qiongqi really likes to be lively, and he usually lives with him in the Mo School, there are many rules here, and he is the head of the sect, and the disciples under him are all well-behaved Yes, not daring to breathe, it must make Qiongqi very boring.

So Minggui decided to hold a birthday party for Qiongqi.

But here comes the problem, the birthday party must not be held in the Mo School, the head of the Mo School with a paralyzed face suddenly throws a birthday party, it will definitely be a catastrophe.

So Wen Baiyu said boldly: "It's in my house, Wancheng Jinghou's house is so big, you just come over."

Qiongqi finally said that he celebrated his birthday, but Dead Face didn't give him meat to eat. Qiongqi was so sad. Early the next morning, Dead Face insisted on taking him out, and Qiongqi didn't wake up. Rubbing his eyes, he said, "Where are you going, I'm so sleepy..."

Ming Gui said: "Get up, don't be lazy on the bed, the road is a bit far."

Qiongqi stayed on the bed and couldn't get up, and he couldn't scream. Ming Gui had no choice but to resort to his trump card. When he pressed the back of his hand, a golden needle suddenly came out from the skin. The cool golden needle pressed against Qiongqi's neck and said: "I won't get up and stab you."

Qiongqi was still asleep, when he heard that Ming Gui was going to prick him with a needle, he immediately jumped up from the bed in horror, shouting: "Don't! It still hurts! Don't prick me!"

As he spoke, he covered his... ass with his hands naturally.

Ming Gui: "..."

Ming Gui suddenly had a headache and was about to die, jumping up and down, how many times had he told Qiongqi that it was not an injection, but sex, but Qiongqi just said that it was an injection, and it hurt him to death.

Ming Gui doesn't even know, how can my place be the same as a needle, it's a shame...

Ming Gui's eyelids twitched, and Qiongqi ran down from the bed, rushed into the bathroom, and shouted: "I'm getting up! I'm getting up! Don't come here!"

Ming Gui: "..." Although there was some misunderstanding, the result was not satisfactory.

Qiongqi was sullen and was led out by Ming Gui, he didn't know where he was going, he didn't say anything, he looked sullen, which made Qiongqi feel itchy in his heart, could it be that he dragged himself out to sell?

The road is really not close, Qiongqi fell asleep in the car, rubbed his eyes when he woke up, and said strangely: "Huh? Why does this place look so familiar, it looks like the door of Wen Baiyu's house."

Ming Gui: "..." Qiongqi is really not blind.

Ming Gui parked the car and said, "Let's go."

Qiongqi followed him, Ming Gui still had a sullen expression on his face, and did not speak, the two of them took the elevator, and it turned out to be Wen Baiyu's house, when they arrived at the door, Ming Gui knocked on the door, and with a "click", the door opened , the inside was brightly lit and very lively, and a neat "Happy Birthday" burst out!

"Boom—" a paper firework was set off, and a huge three-tiered cake was placed on the table in the living room on the first floor. Lots and lots of candles, and meat...

Qiongqi looked at this lively scene in surprise, "haha" smirked twice, and said, "Ah? Whose birthday is today?"

Ming Gui: "..."

Ming Gui felt that his face was twitching. Sure enough, it wasn't Qiongqi's birthday, he was just making excuses for wanting to eat meat.

Wen Baiyu immediately wiped his face, as if cold sweat had rolled down, Qiongqi was unreliable.

Only Wanqi Jinghou was the most calm, and said: "Minggui."

Qiongqi immediately opened his eyes wide, looked back at Ming Gui, and said, "Ah?! Why didn't you tell me about your birthday, that... happy birthday."

Ming Gui: "..." To be honest, Ming Gui doesn't remember his birthday either.

Chaos was eating melon seeds unreliably on the side, and said, "Eh? You two have a birthday, so you are so destined."

Gan Zhu reluctantly stuffed a plum into Chaos's mouth and said, "Eat, don't talk."

Chaos protested "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" several times, let him eat plums before he finished chewing the melon seeds in his mouth.

A well-prepared but embarrassing birthday party finally started, because it was one of the four big monsters celebrating its birthday, so it can be said to be very prosperous, many regular customers of small restaurants came, and some cheating friends came here just because of the name .

One of the little boys, Wen Baiyu, still recognizes him, but he hasn't seen each other for a long time. He is a little rice dumpling from the tomb of the Song Dynasty. Because of his fun, he swapped the bodies of Wen Baiyu and Wan Chengjinghou. A lot of strength.

Xiao Zongzi had said before that he would come to play with Wen Baiyu, but he just found the opportunity and came all the way to prepare a birthday present for him.

Xiao Zongzi gave Qiongqi a Song Dynasty official kiln porcelain, but Qiongqi couldn't understand what kind of treasure it was, and felt that the pot was too small, and the drinking water capacity was too small...

Because there is meat to eat, Qiongqi is very happy. He is tall and has a bronze smooth skin that exudes a lustrous light.

Wen Baiyu smiled and said in a low voice: "As the head of the Mo School, you actually abused the beast. He hasn't eaten in several lifetimes."

Ming Gui is also quite helpless, even if Qiongqi is a vegetarian, he still eats a lot in one meal, but he didn't expect to eat more meat.

Qiongqi's belly was crooked, Taotie took the wine to "lure" Qiongqi, saying that the wine was delicious, Qiongqi hadn't drank it before, so he tasted it, and it felt really good, so the three of them started drinking. , Drunk and drunk.

Wen Baiyu discovered that among the four fierce beasts, only Wuwu was more reliable, and Uncle Luo was more reliable.

Everyone played until midnight. After a little time, the birthday star snored and fell asleep lying on the table. Ming Gui said helplessly, "Are there any guest rooms?"

Wen Baiyu said: "Yes, upstairs, it's already tidied up."

Ming Gui picked up the tall Qiongqi, although Qiongqi was tall and muscular, he looked like a handsome man, but Ming Gui could pick him up with one hand, effortlessly, with He went upstairs.

Ming Gui carried Qiongqi into the guest room. Qiongqi was drunk and fell asleep immediately. Ming Gui also drank a lot of wine and had a severe headache. He was really bored to bathe him again. The two of them fell asleep directly. Let's talk when I wake up.

Qiongqi slept in the dark, the sun shone into his eyes the next day, and then he woke up slowly, rubbed his eyes, stretched, feeling refreshed, turned over and sat up from the bed.

As soon as Qiongqi sat up, he suddenly saw a person lying beside him, and that person was not a ghost...

Qiongqi leaned over to take a look, his eyes widened in surprise, that person turned out to be a Qiongqi!

Qiongqi thought that he was the only Qiongqi in the world, but he didn't expect that there were other Qiongqi, and that Qiongqi looked exactly like him, lying next to him, and the two of them slept in the same bed.

Qiongqi moved over curiously, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt the resemblance. Although Qiongqi is a species, Qiongqi felt that this Qiongqi looked too much like himself, as if looking in a mirror!

Just when Qiongqi was surprised, Qiongqi, who looked exactly like him, slowly opened his eyes...

Then Qiongqi suddenly opened his eyes wide, showing a hint of surprise, sat up quickly, and said, "What's going on?"

As soon as that Qiongqi spoke, Qiongqi jumped in fright, it turned out to be the voice of a dead face!

Qiongqi was wondering, when he turned his head, he saw a mirror hanging on the wall, following his movements, a person in the mirror also turned his head, and the mirror completely reflected the mirror image of that person, it turned out to be a ghost!

"what!!"

Qiongqi yelled and fell off the bed. Now he finally understands that there is only one Qiongqi. The reason why he saw Qiongqi is because he looks like Minggui's dead face. exactly the same!

No, it's not that they look exactly the same, but that they have switched bodies!

Qiongqi is tall with the body of a bright ghost on top of him. At first glance, he doesn't have as many muscles as Qiongqi, but many muscles are hidden under his clothes. Qiongqi knows that the dead face has a lot of strange power.

Ming Gui sat calmly on the bed, looked at Qiong Qi's face against his own, showing a "surprised" and horrified expression, and opened his mouth exaggeratedly, Ming Gui never knew that he was so "ugly"!

Qiongqi said: "What to do, what to do! What's wrong with us! I don't want to be like this forever, give me back my body, why are you robbing my body!"

Ming Gui himself was hungover and had a severe headache. He reached out and rubbed his forehead, and said, "Shut up, and I'll stab you with nonsense."

As he spoke, he pressed the back of his hand subconsciously, but he almost forgot that it was Qiongqi's body, and there was no gold needle hidden in the back of his hand, but Qiongqi let out a miserable howl, and said with trembling hands: "Ah--the back of my hand... the back of my hand isn't full of needles, is it?! Damn, it hurts me to death! Pull it out!"

Minggui went over helplessly, grabbed Qiongqi's hand, to be precise, his own hand, and then pressed it a few times, and pulled out five gold needles on one side from the back of the hand, and ten gold needles on each hand.

Qiongqi watched Ming Gui pull out one by one, his scalp was so numb that it was about to fall off, and when he rolled his eyes, he passed out with a "gurgle".

Ming Gui shook his head helplessly, but because he had been with Qiongqi for a long time, he also knew something. Of course there is a reason for Qiongqi’s fear of pain. Qiongqi imprisoned him, tortured him, and carved a map of the moon and jade plate on his body, which caused Qiongqi's psychological shadow. It was only a small pain, which was unbearable for Qiongqi, and it was exaggerated.

Ming Gui and Qiongqi switched bodies...

Needless to say, it was naturally a good thing done by the little rice dumpling from the Song Dynasty, but the little rice dumpling was very innocent and said: "Maybe I drank too much yesterday, and my spiritual power is a little bit off, but I am not enough spiritual power now, wait until I go back to the pit." Absorb the essence of heaven and earth, and I will come back in 80 years!"

Qiongqi: "..."

Qiongqi complained and said: "Isn't it? 80 years? Don't be kidding, Dead Face's body is so ugly, and his face is also so ugly, so I'm at a disadvantage?"

Little Zongzi blinked and said: "No, I think your body is more handsome than before, and you have taken advantage."

When Qiongqi heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Really?"

Little Zongzi nodded vigorously, and Qiongqi immediately showed an expression of taking advantage, and said, "That's all right, you go to practice quickly, and change back for me in [-] years, I still think my real body is the most handsome. "

Ming Gui: "..."

Qiongqi didn't know if it was because he was too nervous. Anyway, he thought it was quite interesting, and he didn't think it was bad. It was Ming Gui, who had a terrible headache. You must know that Ming Gui is the head of the Mo School, and the disciples of the Mo School are all over the place. The most important thing is that there are lectures recently, Ming Gui wants to go out in person, but now Qiongqi is holding his own body, don't mention asking Qiongqi to give lectures, it's really misleading my disciples!

Moreover, it is hard for Minggui to imagine that Qiongqi is "swaggering through the market" in the sect with his body on his back. I am afraid that the Mo sect will be turned upside down...

Ming Gui sighed deeply...

Qiongqi returned to the room with a generous heart, raised his hand to smell it, and said with disgust: "Why do you smell so bad, dead face?"

Ming Gui didn't speak, but silently took out a gold needle from his pocket, Qiongqi shrank his neck quickly, rushed into the bathroom as if fleeing for his life, and closed the door with "Boom!"

Ming Gui sat outside helplessly, and after thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone and called his nephew, asking him to check if there were any classics on this topic.

After Minggui finished making the phone call, Qiongqi still didn't come out. Minggui walked over helplessly and was about to knock on the door, wanting to ask if he drowned in the bathtub, but just as he walked to the door of the bathroom, he heard " Hmm...um..." moans, and "huh-huh-" panting.

Ming Gui's scalp went numb for a while, it was the first time he felt his scalp go numb at such a big age, he kicked the door open with a loud "Boom!".

The bathroom was filled with mist, and Ming Gui could see that the bastard Qiongqi was lying on his back in the bathtub with his body on his back, not only that, but his hand was touching the position of his lower body, and he was masturbating himself...

Ming Gui felt that his scalp was numb, and he couldn't stand it anymore. The visual impact was as if he was masturbating himself with a face full of enjoyment.

When Qiongqi saw him coming in, he didn't look shy at all, instead he said happily: "Hey, you are here, come and help me, why can't you get it out, my hands are sore, what's wrong with your body... "

Ming Gui: "..."

Ming Gui didn't say anything, turned around and left, he already regretted going into the bathroom, but Qiongqi was asking for help, when he saw Ming Gui was about to leave, he immediately chased after him, and stepped out of the bathtub with a "crash -" he is now Ming Gui With a big body and long legs, he caught up with the opponent in one step, and hugged Ming Gui from behind.

It was the first time for Qiongqi to experience the benefits of being taller than Ming Gui, and it was so refreshing. He hugged Ming Gui and held his body tightly in his arms, which turned out to be quite appropriate.

Ming Gui: "..."

Ming Gui was wearing clothes, and Qiong Qi was naked and wet, but now he was fine, both of them were wet.

Qiongqi was in high spirits, after hugging Minggui, he rubbed lightly on his back, and said impatiently: "Help me, it's so uncomfortable, why can't I get it out."

Ming Gui is very helpless, he doesn't know why Qiongqi's nerves are so big, he can't see his face showing a "so good to die" expression, and he can't see his face frowning and gasping for breath. Thunder is rolling in the sky, but Qiongqi doesn't feel it at all, and insists on pulling Ming Gui to help each other.

The two fell into the bathtub with a "crash—" and Qiongqi was crushed under it. Ming Gui was under a lot of pressure, Qiongqi was still staring at him with wide eyes, and Ming Gui said in a calm voice: "Close your eyes."

Qiongqi wanted to ask him why, but he was afraid that he would prick himself with a needle again, so he closed his eyes obediently, Ming Gui felt less pressure, and then closed his eyes too.

Ming Gui closed his eyes and held Qiongqi's lips in his mouth. Qiongqi also felt Ming Gui's lips, licking and sipping at Ming Gui like a hungry fish.

Qiongqi's breathing became heavy after the kiss, but he still felt that it was not enough, and it was always close. Hearing his rapid voice, Ming Gui suddenly thought of his own sensitive point, tentatively stuck out his tongue, lightly He lightly licked the palate of Qiongqi's mouth.

"Ah..." Qiongqi suddenly groaned loudly, shook violently, and almost bit Ming Gui's tongue, gasping for "ha-ha-ha", as if he was about to faint at any moment.

Qiongqi tasted the sweetness, hugged Ming Gui tightly, his eyes glowed with excitement, and said: "I want more, lick there again, lick there again! It's so cool!"

Ming Gui: "..." The pressure is a bit high...