Black donkey hoof store

In the previous life, he suddenly kissed himself, but in this life, he suddenly asked himself if he liked him!

Zhong Kui only had the word "fuck" left in his mind, thinking... wait, is it the other way around?

Zhong Kui opened his eyes wide, and looked in shock at Li Tan who was sitting gracefully across from him. Li Tan's movements were very elegant. After asking the question, he began to look through the menu again, and said calmly, "Since we met last night, I could tell... the way Mr. Zhong looked at me was a little bit wrong."

Zhong Kui:"……"

What is not right?I was just shocked, and didn't have any feelings of admiration, right?

Zhong Kui thought about it, and couldn't help but raised his hand to touch his cheek, but what he touched was a big beard. Logically speaking, with so many beards on his face, Li Tan shouldn't be able to see what expression he has, right?Are your eyes so expressive?

And what the gods say is wrong!

Zhong Kui wanted to explain, but Li Tan put the menu on the table with a "snap" and looked up at Zhong Kui. Zhong Kui was startled for a moment, and he didn't dare to speak, and Li Tan's eyes were very focused. .

What happened at this moment, Zhong Kui saw a lot from Li Tan's eyes, even the 1000-year-old accident, and the 700-year dry wait, Zhong Kui thought a lot, his throat rolled for a while, and he couldn't say a word Come on.

The two of them just looked at each other, Zhong Kui was in a daze, Li Tan squinted his eyes, and suddenly said lightly, "I like the look in your eyes."

Zhong Kui said "Ah?", then came back to his senses and said, "Excuse me, what did you say?"

Li Tan chuckled, leaned back on the sofa and sat up again, crossed his legs and said, "I said... I promised Mr. Zhong."

Zhong Kui couldn't feel the headache, scratched his beard, and said, "Mr. Li...what did you say?"

Li Tan smiled again. He doesn't smile often. Zhong Kui has never seen this person smile a few times. He laughed a little more when he was a child. Since we didn't see each other again in ten years, he didn't smile much. An Lushan When Zhi Luan was parting, he couldn't even smile, but now, Zhong Kui saw his smile again, it was elegant and decent, and there was even a gentleman's gentleness, which was indescribably gentle and sunny.

Zhong Kui shook his head again, and Li Tan repeated: "I said I promised Mr. Zhong to associate with you."

Zhong Kui:"……"

Boom! !

a bolt from the blue!

It feels like my brains are about to pop out!

what's the situation? !

Zhong Kui was completely stunned, thinking he hadn't heard clearly, and said, "Acquaintance... dating?!"

Li Tan raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you overjoyed?"

Zhong Kui: "..." No, I was terrified.

What the hell is going on? For Li Tan, it is impossible for him to have a memory. From him, he must be a stranger. A stranger is still a man. When he met him, he asked himself if he liked him, and then agreed to date him. Is this a misunderstanding?

Big misunderstanding!

Li Tan didn't pick up the topic, but called the waiter over to order, and said, "Mr. Zhong, how mature do you like your steak?"

Zhong Kui didn't react to such a big leap, he opened his mouth to answer, and said, "I'm fully familiar with it!"

The little girl who was ordering next to me burst out laughing, as if realizing that she had lost her composure, she quickly coughed, and then put on a straight face, Zhong Kui blushed, feeling really embarrassed.

Li Tan said calmly, "One is fully cooked and the other is medium."

The little girl didn't dare to laugh anymore, so she quickly ordered food. Li Tan would ask Zhong Kui what he likes to eat, etc., but the menu was all in English, and the Chinese was very small.

Later, Li Tan stopped asking him, and ordered a lot on his own, which relieved Zhong Kui, after all, he really didn't have an opinion on this, and if everyone didn't eat it, wouldn't it be wasteful and embarrassing.

Finally, Li Tan opened a bottle of wine.

Zhong Kui doesn't drink wine very much. He feels that this thing is flashy, sour and sweet, and it's a little tongue-tingling, which doesn't have much energy.

In fact, because Zhong Kui drank ten yuan a bottle, of course he licked his tongue. The bottle of wine Li Tan opened was enough for Zhong Kui to drink a truckload of wine.

After the waiter went down, he quickly brought the wine first. Li Tan poured the wine for Zhong Kui himself. The topic of liking and dating just now seemed to be directly exposed. Like flipping through a book, Zhong Kui felt that it was his hallucination. Li Tan never mentioned it again.

Zhong Kui was still a little apprehensive at first, so he took a sip of the wine to cover up, and then he opened his eyes wide, with surprise on his face, wishing his beard would fly off, and said, "This wine is really delicious."

Li Tan smiled. He seemed to like the look of Zhong Kui's eyes full of energy. Indeed, Zhong Kui's eyes were sharp and sharp, especially his eyes, a pair of tiger eyes.

Li Tan said: "If Mr. Zhong likes it, bring another bottle with him before leaving."

Zhong Kui said embarrassedly: "No need, this is enough for drinking."

There were only the two of them, a whole bottle of wine, and they couldn't finish it. Before the food was served, Zhong Kui had already drank two glasses of wine, and Zhong Kui's cheeks were slightly flushed. When Li Tan brought up the matter of dating again, Zhong Kui himself was a warm person, and the chatterbox gradually opened up.

Although Li Tan is unsmiling, he is unexpectedly forthright and righteous, and his character is very upright and well-educated. It is the best to make friends with such a person. After all, they were friends before, and their temperaments are actually very compatible.

The two chatted happily, and soon the dishes came. Zhong Kui ate a well-done steak, which was a bit old, but luckily the meat was good. Li Tan ate a medium-rare steak, but it didn't hinder the conversation between the two.

Li Tan talked to him about work matters, because when Zhong Kui came to their company, Zhong Kui told him about the insurance. Li Tan knew about the insurance for the employees, and this was considered a benefit.

As soon as Zhong Kui said this, he couldn't help complaining, and when he got drunk, he couldn't help it, so he said, "Oh...is that Director Sun in your company?"

Li Tan nodded, and Zhong Kui said again: "Really... I really don't know how to say it. Although I said behind my back that people are not good, it's too... Today, my boss came to sign the contract, because of that grandson." Supervisor, it seems that he is interested in our boss. Our boss is a man with a family. He didn’t dare to come here, so he pushed the matter to me. Haha, I almost scared me to death when I saw you today..."

Zhong Kui was complaining when he saw Li Tan raised his head. At first Zhong Kui didn't know what it meant, but when he turned his head to look, he was so frightened that he almost woke up from the wine. His forehead was covered in cold sweat. Sitting right behind him...

It's lunch time now, and the restaurant in this hotel is very luxurious. Naturally, ordinary people wouldn't come here for work meals, but I didn't expect that Supervisor Sun would come.

He was sitting obliquely behind him. I don't know when he came in. Anyway, he hadn't come when Zhong Kui came. His voice was very bold just now, so he must have heard it!

Director Sun sat down and folded his legs, his movements were very enchanting, twisting his waist, the pink underwear leaked even more, Zhong Kui's goosebumps rose when he saw it, and he was not afraid of sitting with his legs folded and twisting his eggs!

Li Tan was also sitting with his legs crossed, but he looked elegant and decent, while Supervisor Sun had a charming face, and he couldn't tell how he felt.

Director Sun blushed with anger and stared at Zhong Kui, but because Zhong Kui and Li Tan were sitting at the same table, he didn't dare to come over. He just gasped heavily and screamed, "Pay the bill!"

And then left...

Zhong Kui:"……"

Zhong Kui looked like he had done something wrong, and Li Tan said, "Eat quickly, it's going to be cold, and yours will be harder to bite when it's cold."

Zhong Kui agreed, and hurriedly lowered his head and continued to eat. When the two of them were full, Zhong Kui became dizzy from drinking, his cheeks were hot, and he was about to go to the bathroom to wash his face before leaving.

Zhong Kui quickly left his seat and went into the bathroom. He washed his hands and face, only to find that his cheeks hurt even more. When he pulled away his beard, he saw that it was quite swollen.

Zhong Kui washed up anyway, Li Tan was still waiting outside, so he dried his hands and wiped his face, and walked out of the bathroom. When he came out, Li Tan had already paid the bill, and there was a bottle of packed red wine on the table.

Li Tan said, "This is for you."

Zhong Kui was taken aback and said, "Did you really buy it? Don't worry, it's not good. You pay for the food. I'll spend it."

Li Tan just smiled and shook his head. Zhong Kui thought he was being generous, but in fact it was because Li Tan looked at his outfit and probably couldn't buy this bottle of wine with the money he was carrying.

Li Tan just said: "What is your phone number, let's exchange numbers."

Zhong Kui quickly took out the phone and said, "Yes, I almost forgot."

Zhong Kui took out his cell phone, recorded Li Tan's number, and then called Li Tan. As soon as the phone rang, Zhong Kui said with a smile, "Okay."

The two had dinner, Li Tan still had work in the afternoon, and Zhong Kui would go back to the company in the afternoon and report on the contract.

The two of them put on their coats and walked out side by side. The welcome guest opened the store door for them. The two of them stood in front of the hotel. Li Tan said, "Tomorrow is Saturday, do you have time?"

Zhong Kui was taken aback when he heard this, and said, "Yes, I don't work overtime on Saturdays, what's wrong?"

Li Tan said: "It's nothing, I invite you to dinner."

Zhong Kui immediately said: "Don't, you have treated me to this meal, and I will treat you to another meal. How about it, I will contact you at a specific time on Saturday night. I know a very delicious restaurant, but... just not as tall as here. Come on, if you don't mind, I invite you."

Seeing Zhong Kui's sincerity, Li Tan couldn't help showing a smile, and said, "Okay, let's get in touch again."

Zhong Kui said, "Let's text or call."

The two stood and talked for a long time, Li Tan handed him the bottle of red wine, waved goodbye, and went to the opposite company.

Zhong Kui sent him to the door, watched Li Tan walk into the company, and then turned around to take the bus back to the company.

Zhong Kui was wearing a black suit that didn't fit well, with a briefcase between his sides. It looked like he was buying insurance, but he was carrying a bottle of sky-high red wine, and he was squeezed on a bus that looked like a can of sardines. This combination was really weird.

Although the car was quite crowded, he arrived at the company very smoothly. After getting out of the car, Zhong Kui walked forward leisurely and entered the company. Along the way, colleagues greeted him.

A colleague saw the red wine in Zhong Kui's hand and said with a smile, "Hey! Brother Zhong, I heard that you are going to negotiate a big contract? You are really prosperous!?"

Zhong Kui didn't know that the price of red wine was sky-high for him, so he thought he was talking about the contract and was still smiling.

When Zhong Kui arrived at the office, several colleagues squeezed over to ask him how the contract was. Zhong Kui omitted the process and just said it was settled. When everyone heard that there was a celebration banquet, Zhong Kui handed the red wine to his colleagues and said, "It's very delicious. , try it too."

Colleagues saw this as generosity and almost knelt down to thank Zhong Kui.

Zhong Kui wandered leisurely into Hades' office. Hades' office is made of frosted glass, and the shutters are opaque when lowered. When the shutters are opened, you can see the big office outside.

Emperor Underworld saw Zhong Kui distributing red wine outside and seeing him come in, and said with a smile, "The deal is over?"

Zhong Kui took out the contract from his briefcase with a smile, handed it to Emperor Ming, and said, "I'll do it, of course it will be done!"

Underworld Emperor looked at the contract and said with a smile: "Okay, it's really settled, otherwise I wouldn't have made such a generous move."

Zhong Kui was a little surprised and said, "What?"

Underworld Emperor smiled and raised his chin, showing him the colleagues who were robbing the red wine outside, and said with a smile: "You are rich, so you can buy such expensive red wine?"

Zhong Kui was taken aback and said, "Huh? Expensive? A gift from a friend."

Underworld Emperor smiled and said, "Hey, then your friend is generous enough, he must be your boyfriend."

When Zhong Kui heard this, he felt inexplicably guilty, his heart beat twice, and he said, "Don't...don't talk nonsense!

Underworld suddenly laughed and said, "Isn't it really a boyfriend? Otherwise, why are you stuttering?"

Zhong Kui said, "No stuttering!"

As he spoke, he wanted to change the subject, so he said, "How much is this wine?"

Underworld Emperor smiled and raised a finger, Zhong Kui said, "Ah? One hundred?"

Emperor Ming frowned, and Zhong Kui said, "One thousand?!"

Underworld Emperor looked at him with a lively expression, and Zhong Kui said, "More? Ten thousand?!"

Underworld Emperor smiled and said, "U.S. dollars."

Zhong Kui didn't say a word for a moment, and rushed out in one step, shouting: "Stop! Give me back the wine!"

Underworld Emperor laughed so much that he almost fell off the boss chair, Zhong Kui ran out with a fierce look on his face, and almost took the Seven Star Sword to his death.

In fact, Zhong Kui was not reluctant to drink this wine for his colleagues, but it was such an expensive wine. Zhong Kui just calculated his performance, and it would not be enough to repay it even if he sold himself.

As a result, Zhong Kui rushed out, and the red wine had been divided by his colleagues, only one-third of the bottle was left...

Zhong Kui hugged the bottle, his heart was dripping with blood.

Just as Zhong Kui snatched the wine bottle, his cell phone rang, and the display on the cell phone screen - Mr. Li.

The colleague next to him saw it and quickly called him, saying: "Brother Zhong, Brother Zhong, the phone is ringing, call!"

Zhong Kui quickly grabbed the phone, saw that it was Li Tan's, immediately picked it up, and said, "Hello, Mr. Li."

The people around became quiet, thinking they were Zhong Kui's clients, but Zhong Kui's phone receiver was a bit loud, and soon he heard a man's voice from inside, saying, "Have you arrived at the company yet?"

Zhong Kui hurriedly said, "Here we are, I just arrived."

Li Tan said: "There is nothing else, I just want to ask you, I am a little busy this afternoon, I have to go to a meeting, tomorrow's business, I will contact you later, is that okay?"

Zhong Kui said, "Yes, yes, of course."

A few colleagues next to him suddenly laughed secretly, and said, "Eh? Why is Mr. Li still asking Brother Zhong if he has been to the company?"

"I don't think it's a client."

"Could it be a cover-up? He's actually a boyfriend?"

Zhong Kui hadn't hung up the phone yet, when he heard his colleagues talking about boyfriend, he almost flicked his tongue.

Zhong Kui hung up the phone, stared at those people, and said, "What boyfriend, don't talk nonsense, I'm such a straight person."

A colleague said: "That's not necessarily the case. I think Brother Zhong has the potential to be a strong man."

After he finished speaking, Zhong Kui didn't understand what a strong man was called, but Emperor Ming, who was sitting in the room, suddenly laughed, and everyone outside heard it.

Zhong Kui:"……"

Did Zhong Kui think that what Li Tan invited him to eat was such an expensive thing? He himself wanted to invite Li Tan to Wen Baiyu's small restaurant for dinner tomorrow night. Well, don't mention the taste, especially the noodles with fried sauce, which is Zhong Kui's favorite.

But looking at it now, a bottle of wine is so expensive, and if you treat yourself to a meal, it only costs a few hundred yuan, isn't it too shabby?

Zhong Kui thought about it all afternoon, and left on time after get off work, because he negotiated a big contract, which was considered a first achievement, and everyone wanted to give Zhong Kui a celebration banquet, but Zhong Kui said that he had an appointment tomorrow and would go back early today.

Zhong Kui went home and looked at the restaurant through the review website. After looking at it for a long time, he couldn’t see any tricks. He usually only eats cheap food and has never been to a high-end place. He really wanted to find a high-end place. What if I make a fool of myself?

After much deliberation, Zhong Kui finally decided that it was Wen Baiyu's small shop. The taste was very authentic, and it was a familiar place, which could give him confidence.

As for why he needs to be confident, Zhong Kui doesn't know...

Zhong Kui specifically called Wen Baiyu to make a reservation.

When Wen Baiyu heard this, he was a little dazed, because his small restaurant didn't have private rooms, so he didn't make a reservation at all, and said, "Are you making a reservation for fried noodles?"

When Zhong Kui heard this, he said boldly: "This time I won't eat noodles with fried sauce, I want to eat the best! That's right, save some spicy crayfish for me."

Wen Baiyu said: "How much to keep? I'll take a measure for you first."

Zhong Kui thought for a while, and without the shabby, how many crayfish are not as good as that bottle of red wine, so let's have more, anyway, he negotiated a big contract and can squander it, so he said: "Let's keep two hundred. "

Wen Baiyu: "...you're stocking up on new year's goods?! Do you eat for twenty people?"

Zhong Kui said sincerely: "No, no, just two people."

Wen Baiyu: "..."

Anyway, Zhong Kui made a reservation, and Wen Baiyu asked him what time he made the reservation, but Zhong Kui couldn't answer, so let's talk.

Wen Baiyu was about to be pissed off by him, and said suspiciously: "You don't mean to invite your girlfriend to dinner, do you?"

When Zhong Kui heard it, someone finally said it was a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. Wen Baiyu's thought was straightforward, that's right!

Zhong Kui said, "No."

Wen Baiyu said even more suspiciously: "Boyfriend?"

Zhong Kui:"……"

Zhong Kui said: "Anyway, book it for me, that's all, I'm a little busy and hang up first!"

As he spoke, he hung up the phone. Wen Baiyu touched his chin with a strange expression on his face, and said, "There is a problem, there must be a problem."

When Zhong Kui arrived home, he didn't even have time to eat dinner, so he quickly opened his closet, and there were a few suits hanging here and there. It's rude.

Zhong Kui got it all done, and then he ate and took a bath. While taking a bath, he touched his cheek, which was a little painful and swollen, probably because of too many beards, and it would not heal well if covered.

Zhong Kui looked left and right, a little unbearable, his beard was so domineering, but it looked a bit messy, and he usually ignored him, and invited Li Tan to dinner tomorrow, wondering if he should shave it?

Zhong Kui struggled for a long time, finally turned the razor out from the bottom of the box, and then began to shave his beard. It took more than half an hour for Zhong Kui to shave his beard clean. After shaving, he touched himself The cheeks are slippery, I really don't like it.

Zhong Kui looked at himself in the mirror, and really couldn't recognize himself. With a beard, Zhong Kui shaved his beard, and instantly went from being an uncle to being a quasi-uncle, looking like he was over 30 years old.

His face is very tough, with a straight nose, tiger eyes and sword eyebrows, plus a tall figure, he looks like a handsome man, because he likes to laugh, he is generous, and he has the illusion of a yuppie uncle. It's the recruiting type.

Zhong Kui touched his chin, feeling that something was missing, especially not keeping warm, his chin was chilly, but he shaved off his beard to wash his face, washed the wound on his face, and then applied some medicine.

It was around nine o'clock when Li Tan contacted Zhong Kui. Li Tan had just left work. Although he was the boss, he worked very hard. The two of them decided on a time. Zhong Kui sent Li Tan the address and planned to meet tomorrow.

The next day Zhong Kui was a little restless, and it was decided to meet at the restaurant at 05:30, but Zhong Kui left at 45:[-] restless, and arrived at Wen Baiyu's small restaurant at [-]:[-].

There was no one in the small restaurant yet, Wen Baiyu was leaning behind the counter, secretly kissing Wan Qi Jinghou, Wen Baiyu put his arms around Wan Qi Jinghou's neck, Tang Zi stood aside and looked down at the computer, as if he was settling accounts, anyway A look that is not afraid of dog abuse.

The two of them were kissing deeply, when Wan Cheng Jinghou suddenly let out a "hiss..." and frowned, because Wen Baiyu bit him suddenly, and opened his eyes wide with a ghostly expression on his face, saying: "Then That... who is that?"

As soon as Jinghou Wan turned his head, he saw that the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and the beardless version of Zhong Kui walked in from outside, and he was also wearing a black suit. He was like a yuppie uncle in a suit...