[Prank of the Gods] Memory countdown

Although it is not stated explicitly, the "beautiful scenery" that Loki emphasizes refers to the gods who put on swimsuits at this moment.

To be more direct, Rocky joked that Sawai Morixia felt embarrassed just because he saw the swimsuit show of their group, which is too new to the world.

"Trust me you are definitely not a 'beauty' that can make me shy."

There was no sloppiness, Sawai Morixia's answer was not coy at all.

She'll be embarrassed if she's naked, okay, now that you're all still wearing fig leafs, what is she afraid of?As for you... nothing at all can make her feel ashamed!

Swimming trunks almost reaching to the knees, a long hooded jacket, and Rocky, who can cover but not cover, almost completely cover them up.

"If everyone on the beach dresses like you, I'll turn around and leave."

There is no pleasing aesthetic feeling, which is too hurtful to the eyes!

Although he couldn't understand what the stupid cat was saying, the disgusted gaze in the round cat's eyes was too obvious, and Loki, who was the object of that gaze, felt scalp numb and stressed.

Hey, this can't be... despising him, right?

This is really... interesting.

It is not the first time he has received the sight of being hated and excluded. In fact, even after meeting Badr, he was still rejected and hated by other people. It can be said that he has become accustomed to the malice of others. An Ran has reached the point where he accepts—of course, accepting does not mean that he will allow. For those who dare to look at him with such eyes, he usually retaliates with pranks.

And now...

He definitely felt disgust in the eyes of this cat, but he couldn't find any malice.

He couldn't find it everywhere, and he couldn't find even a trace of the malice derived from the hatred in his heart.

Hahaha!Isn't it interesting?It's obvious that I despise him, but I can't find the feeling of hating him. It's like a child scratching someone with a feather, but it's a useless trick that doesn't have any effect on him!

After laughing loudly in his heart, Loki fell silent inexplicably.

...Hey, this is weird.

Since you hate him, you should hate him thoroughly. What's the matter with being so ambiguous? !This uncertainty makes him weirdly irritable!

Damn it!Anyway, he's used to being disgusted by others, no matter how much you are, it won't hurt!

After making up his mind to make the stupid cat hate him even more, and to hate him from the bottom of his heart when he saw him, Loki's eyes flickered, and he thought of a worse way.

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"Speaking of which, Miss Kitty is so far away, you can't see what our swimsuit looks like at all, well, it's rare that I'm in a good mood, so I'll be merciful and show you around."

It was so pleasant that the low-pitched voice was melodious. Loki lifted Sawai Morixia by the back of his neck. As he walked all the way, he suddenly put his lips next to the cat's small ears. The vicious voice was like an invitation from the devil. , slowly whispering: "If you hate it, use your strange power to attack me last time~"

"No, no, why am I attacking you?" Sawai Morixia's thick-skinned shamelessness has reached a certain level, and instead of being shy about Loki's proposal, he is eagerly looking forward to it, "I really think it's a little far away It’s a pity to see the swimsuit photo of the gods up close, but it really helped me a lot~ In this sense, boy, you really did a good deed!”

"..." Badr, who originally wanted to dissuade Loki, silently withdrew his half-raised hand when he heard what the silly cat said.

...Miss Cat is really a very unique existence, her brain circuit is so weird that normal humans can't compare it at all.

"Speaking of which, I haven't formally introduced it to you yet." Loki pointed at Thor after dragging the stupid cat, "This one is also a god in Nordic mythology, Thor."

Well, I know, apart from the introduction from Zeus the other day, she also heard about Thor, but it’s different from what she knew. Thor here is not red-haired—by the way, you have cut the hair of the unscrupulous man. The wife's hair now looks like your relationship seems to be pretty good, right?How many outrageous things did you do later on, so that the gods of all the gods wanted to be your enemy?

...Apparently, it's not Thor.

During the introduction, the kitten was absent-minded, and the focus of her eyes was not on Thor at all, that is to say, the person who would make her shy and blush was still behind, could it be... Could it be——

"This one, although I know you have met him before, but let me introduce you, Baldr, the God of Light."

Well, I know, wasn’t it because you instigated Baldr’s younger brother Hodr, the God of Darkness, to kill you? This is almost the trigger for you to be hated by all the gods. Sure enough, no matter whether you are a man or a god, you still have to be down-to-earth Seriously, what are you doing with so many enemies? Are you looking for abuse yourself?╭Speaking of Mr. Bader, why didn’t your brother come with you when you’re here?Did Zeus discriminate against the blind?

He exhaled lightly and realized that it was not Baldr, which made Loki loosen the heavy weight on his heart.

"Next, I won't introduce the others one by one..."

...Are you being lazy or discriminating against the gods?Or maybe you didn't memorize all the other people's names at all, so you just don't say anything here to save embarrassment?

Well, she prefers the last option.

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"What, so it's the Japanese god of the sea~"

Loki's yin and yang voice rose instantly, and he raised his eyebrows. His eyes had a wicked smile, and he looked at Sakai Morixia who refused to face Totsuka Zun, and finally found the right owner. .

"I didn't expect you to be so fond of it~ What a strange hobby~ Do you like this kind of swimsuit made of only one piece of cloth and a few ropes? Or do you like this short guy who is only 1.6 meters five?"

——It was mercilessly exposed by him, the secret hidden thoughts in your heart.

——and in front of your sweetheart~

——The heart of a girl is such a fragile thing~

— Sarah, it’s like this, don’t you feel ashamed and angry?Do you have the urge to bury yourself in the ground or simply ram yourself to death?Remember, these are all brought to you by him, hate him, loathe him!He is used to this kind of sight, your gaze will only make him more happy, and he will get more pleasure from the success of the prank~

The corners of Loki's brows and eyes were already showing the triumph of a successful prank, but in the next second, the smile froze fiercely on his face.

--Wait a moment!Who allowed you to enter the love scene without authorization? ! !

I saw that, in front of the gentle blue waves shining with sunshine, there seemed to be only the shy boy who was awkward and unnatural, and the one with blushing cheeks who only hung his head and dared not look directly at the boy—a stupid boy. cat-_-|||

——Damn you ruined such a beautiful picture!

So we ignore the weird scene where the heroine is a cat, and continue to zoom in from a distance——

The shy boy was more arrogant, he raised his hand and clenched his fist to cover up a dry cough, turned his face away, but his cheeks were subtly flushed, and he tried to calm down and said in a normal tone: "I didn't expect such a cheeky cat like you to blush. .”

The cat girl (←_←) panicked for a moment when the teenager discovered the fact that she had been trying to hide, the blush on her face deepened, and she stammered for a long time before she opened her mouth as if she finally remembered her own voice. But the voice was as soft as a puddle of water: "What nonsense! Brat! Of course I would be uncomfortable with you dressed like this and getting so close to me! By the way, what kind of swimsuit is that? It can't be covered by anything, okay?" good!"

At the last sentence of complaint, the cat girl's tone was coquettish, and the boy was shocked immediately, as if he was infected by the cat girl's affection, but he was still not mentally prepared to accept her, so he had to lower his head, pretending not to see her, and ruthlessly refused : "Nonsense! Cover everything that needs to be covered well, your eyes can't see through!"

Being rejected by the boy, the cat girl's lips could not stop moving, her whole body was so sad that she was trembling, she couldn't help but took two steps back, and wrapped her arms tightly around herself, talking to comfort some warmth: "I Your eyes can’t see through, but labor and management’s space logic ability is good! You can see if you can see through a leaf!”

——In short, it's because her brain power is too strong. Although some pictures are not really presented in front of her eyes, as long as she imagines them, she can vividly see them vividly.

The boy couldn't bear it immediately, he almost stretched out his hand to appease the cat girl, but he held it back, and said ruthlessly: "You can just say that you have a good imagination—no, what the hell have you imagined!"

"It's the part of you that is blocked!" So shamelessly, the cat girl expressed her admiration loudly. This is her last chance!If you miss this time, she and him will truly miss you forever!She doesn't want to do this!Absolutely not! "I don't know what makes you more exciting if you want to refuse or welcome? Don't you know that the more you don't let people see you, the more room for imagination!"

When it comes to the depths of love, the cat girl can't help yelling at the boy with her most sincere emotions: "It's not my fault that I have a good imagination! What's wrong is that you still come to me to seduce you even though you are dressed so imaginatively." !"

"Fuck, you're still reasonable..." Finally moved by the cat girl's reckless and unswerving affection, the boy murmured his lips, and finally made a promise of love, "Think too much and be careful not to blow your mind."

The cat girl was in tears for a moment, she hugged the boy, screaming and jumping happily: "No matter how big the brain hole is, it is a bottomless pit, and it can't explode even if it wants to explode!"

So, at the end of the story, the lovers finally got married, which is really gratifying, now please let us mark "THEEND" together——wait!

- Damn the lines don't match the character settings at all, okay?Can the actors be a little professional and not change the lines randomly to make people play?Such a good romance drama was ruined just like that! Keep falling!

Looking at this scene of absurd works produced by forcibly tampering with the script he had arranged, Loki almost gritted his silver teeth, and he spoke with hatred, full of anger——

"Hey! You two! Don't ignore me!"