[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Jie Jie patiently accompanied the queen mother to dinner, and chatted for a while about the recent trend of public opinion in China and South Korea. Not long after, she took him to the study under the pretext of checking Gu Junbiao's class notes.

So Gu Junbiao was devastated. He was half-human and half-beast in front of people, and completely animal-like behind people. As soon as he entered the door, a certain god-man fell over his shoulder, and directly overturned the little crab that was hugging him on the ground. On the carpet, and then like doing push-ups, he pressed his limbs and tortured him to extract a confession!

"If you want to live, hand over the broken phone that took the picture!"

"No!"

"Do you really think you have as many lives as crab legs?!"

"It doesn't matter! Anyway, I won't give it if I say no!"

"Do you dare? Say it again if you have the ability!"

"You are deaf! Didn't you hear my young master say no! If you don't give it, you won't give it!!"

"Hey! Are you reasonable? Are you still angry? I'm going to be mad at you, okay?"

"Of course I'm right! Of course I dare to be angry! I'm just mad at you for not coming back sooner!"

"...You don't understand portrait rights, pig! Taking pictures without my permission violates privacy regulations, you don't understand, pig!"

"Damn! You are a pig! A pig with a lot of criminal records without promises! It doesn't matter whether you dare to speak in the future!"

"Why do you keep my own photo without returning it to me!"

"Because I'm your boyfriend and I have the right to your picture!"

"So I'm your girlfriend, so you have to let me go! Hand it over!"

"Because I'm your boyfriend, so you have to spoil me too! No!"

"So I'm pampering you now just because I treat you as a boyfriend! Hand it over!"

"Because I don't like this way of pampering, I refuse to give it! I won't give it!"

"...Why are you making sentences like a kindergarten kid!"

"Don't you make random sentences because of that? You just bully me!"

"Why do you act like a baby? It's obvious that you bullied me first before I bullied you!"

"Why did you break your promise? I persuaded you to come back when you broke your promise first!"

"Are you persuading or threatening? Because I'm busy!"

"You're pretending I don't know! I asked Thorn if it's okay!"

"...I'll ask you! Have you paid the information fee for Birdman?"

"I don't want to indirectly cheapen you, a profiteer!"

"Then what are you going to do to hand it over?"

"Don't say it! Aren't you a genius? Think for yourself!"

"I've lost my head and become an idiot, okay?"

Jiang Xishu, who was passing by her son's room and going back to her own bedroom, stopped occasionally and kept hearing this, thinking it was strange, this is really not like that girl's poisonous tongue that can make people dizzy with just a few words, this kind of quarrel is totally disorderly, It's almost like... It's funny.Tsk, is this why people say that people in love are mentally handicapped?Or is the son making rapid progress in all aspects and is about to become a god?She raised her hand and was about to knock on the door, when another more sensual radio play was playing inside.

"Go down and go! Hehe... If you have the ability, turn over like a turtle and show me!"

"Put the paw away! Believe it or not, I beat you so... Painful! Why did you dog bite me?"

"Who told you to promise me to come back early but not come back! If I don't bite you, who will I bite?"

"I don't care who you bite! Anyway, don't bite me!"

"Do you want me to bite other women? Don't move! Do you dare to nod and try?"

"If you dare to take your claws away, I dare to nod to show you!"

"You little villain, you really dare to nod! Believe it or not, I bite you so hard that you can't get out?!"

"I just love to nod for you to see! If you don't like it, you can come and bite——uh, this sentence doesn't count...you bastard...get your claws away!"

"No! Unless you just sit still!"

"I'm not wood!"

"I don't care about that! Sit upright! You can't sit if you don't turn your feet up, can you?"

"Let go! You want to strangle me?"

"Is that okay?"

"It's so-so, take a break, and argue later."

"Here, tea. Hey, hey, don't drink it up! Save some for me, okay?"

"Unhappy!"

"Okay! Then I'll drink yours... bah bah bah! I only let you drink tea but not tea leaves!"

"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You little villain! Punish you..."

"...Ugh... Get lost! Uh, no. Darling... Can you give me back the photo? Uh..."

"Are you acting like a spoiled child? It's so fake, start over!"

"Do a new thread! Didn't you see that my hairs are standing on end? Hey! You really want to find smoke, don't you?!"

"Pfft! It's really standing up—hey, what do you want to do after bullying me from just now?"

"Okay, I surrender, what exactly do you want to give me?"

"Hey, my young master is kind enough to teach you. Well, this way, is it easy?"

"No! Who wants to kiss your broken mouth!"

"Hmph...you don't want the photo anymore?"

"...Let me think about it?"

"Hmm...my young master agrees, thank you, pig head."

"laugh……"

Jiang Xishu looked at the empty corridor with a little anxiety, ahem... a child in love, normal, normal.She was about to leave quietly when a new reverse radio drama started again.

"Master Crab, your skills are not very good, look, my mouth is swollen."

"What do you mean! Uh, it seems to be a little swollen?"

"You don't understand Chinese? Hiss...it doesn't seem to be true!"

"Then you will practice more with me."

"I don't care, you work hard on your own."

"You don't care who cares? Don't forget that you are my girlfriend!"

"Who the hell said that girlfriends have to take care of this?"

"...Hey, did you see it at the airport today? There are many women coveting my young master, so you have to take care of this matter, right?"

"I'm going! Can I manage so many nympho in Kimchi Country?"

"I can take care of you! In short, this matter can only be taken care of by you!"

"are you crazy!"

"That's what you infected me too!"

"narcissism!"

"Cut! Is this young master not qualified to be narcissistic?"

"All right, you have it, you have it, OK?"

"Hey, do you care?"

"Hmph! I said no matter what!"

"I said I want you to take care of it, you have to take care of it!"

"All right, all right, I'm so annoying! I don't care what only messes with you, and I'll take care of what messes with me at the same time."

"...Barely agree."

"Where's the photo? Give it to me!"

"It's in the drawer of the bedside table. I'm too lazy to find it myself."

"Count you acquainted!"

So Jiang Xishu outside the door was annoyed, this stupid boy!Do you know that your mouth will swell from kissing too many times?How stupid!Although I don't know why his son caught that girl, it is obviously an excellent weapon that can actually threaten her!How can it be wasted?

"...Where's the key? Here it is!"

"After the photos are sent, they are thrown away."

"Where did you lose it?"

"toilet."

"Are you kidding me?! Bastard!"

"The young master allows you to kick it with your feet."

"You think I dare not?!" A certain one roared violently, and immediately raised its hind paw and kicked violently, "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Crash... oh yeah! I found it! Look at you stinky crab How can you threaten me in the future? Hehehe..."

Jiang Xishu, who heard it clearly, frowned in surprise, this girl has good legs and feet, can she solve it with just three feet?Pretty solid wood furniture!

"Hey hey... don't you know there are printers in this world?"

"...Mao?! You want to be ashamed!"

"I learn it from you."

"Do you dare to be more despicable and shameless?"

"...don't dare."

"Where are the printed photos?"

"I forgot."

"You, you, you are so mad at me! Why are you pretending to be innocent? Take it out!"

"I said I forgot you didn't hear me! But I remember printing a whole pack of photo printers, hehe...unless—"

"Unless what?"

"Unless you are willing to accompany me, hehe...Practice a lot, maybe I can recall a little bit."

"Me too... Congratulations, you finally managed to provoke, anger, Ben, little sister!"

"Aw...it hurts! You pig's head is really beating! It's sore...it hurts! Take it easy..."

"Do you remember now?"

"I haven't thought about it yet! This young master is mighty and unyielding!"

"Damn! Do you dare not learn how to speak from me?"

"Don't dare not to woo...you take it easy."

"Are you going to say it? If you don't say it, I'll sneak away and chase you right away!"

"Well, let me tell you! I'm afraid of you, so I didn't print it."

"Really?"

"real."

"Are you sure you have a normal memory?"

"It's true that I haven't printed it. Wouldn't it be a loss for my young master to be seen by others?"

"... I barely believe you this time. Uh-huh... Then I'll go ahead, Master Crab, take your time."

"Why don't you go back tonight? There are plenty of guest rooms, and I'll accompany you to pick them out?"

"You think I'll be as shameless as you? Be reserved and noble, understand?"

"Cut! You're a rascal when you're supposed to be a lady, but when you don't need a lady, you prefer to pretend, I hate it!"

"Stupid! You have to pretend to show it to the reporters, and let them take pictures of me only going in and out, and that would be a lot of fun."

"Got it! Hey, where's your bag?"

"It's been thrown away a long time ago, you can help me find it."

"You idiot! Sit down, I'll come and find you."

Jiang Xishu quietly stepped back a few steps, walked briskly into her bedroom with a smile on her face, and couldn't help but secretly nodded in her heart. Although her son loved to pester this girl and mess around, he was still able to control it in that respect. Judging from the current situation He should not mess around like Yu Bin and Yi Zheng, the two perverts.And although this girl seemed a little bit stupid when she faced her son who was getting more and more... treacherous and cunning, but once she considered the business, she never lost a single bit of reason.Well, good, all good.

A few minutes later, Gu Junbiao walked out with Jian Jie in his arms, and a certain godman became human again. The thief politely bowed to the housekeeper Li who handed over his coat, and said that he would burn some Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces someday. Inviting him to taste the special dishes in the area made Butler Li smile on his old face, and he sent them to the car before turning back until they were nowhere to be seen.

Gu Junbiao drove an off-road vehicle with no obvious target for a while, then stopped the car abruptly, stretched out his crab claws and gathered his simple collar, "Don't wear clothes with bare shoulders these two days, don't Forget it."

"Isn't it all your fault? You can't sleep because of the asymmetry of the left mouth and the right mouth, can you?" Jian Jian couldn't help but give him a hard look, but he didn't know that this look was harmless under the dim light. It has a charming and affectionate charm that is unique to young women in love.

Gu Junbiao was fascinated by it for a moment, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to wrap around her slender and long neck, his lips swept across her tender and shiny cherry lips as if they were not there, and fell on her ear, exhaling a faint breath. With a scorching breath, he murmured softly, "I'm sorry..."

"Let's go now!" Jie Jie shyly stretched out her hand against his chest and hid by the car door, but he also followed the trend, "Kiss again? I promise not to hurt you this time."

Jian Jie quickly slid down a few inches, "You pig? They will see."

"I'm too lazy to care, and it's not the first time I've been seen." Gu Junbiao pouted cheekily, held up her chin slightly forcefully, and grabbed her cherry lips full of tenderness After tossing and kissing affectionately for a while, he let go, half unwillingly and half annoyed, pecked lightly again, restarted the car and started on the road.

It didn't take long before he glanced at the one who bowed his head and pleaded guilty, and asked hesitantly, "Is it really bad?"

A shy one raised its head and asked inexplicably, "What?"

Gu Junpyo pouted sadly, "This is it."

So the pretty face of a certain one turned even redder, turned to look out of the window and whispered: "The pig killed you, I haven't experienced it before."

"Then what should I do? I can't ask about this. If I ask Yu Bin, they will definitely be laughed to death." Gu Junbiao became more and more worried, and after thinking about it, he still felt that more practice is the kingly way, "Hey, it is said that practice makes perfect Isn't it? It's supposed to be—okay?"

"I'm too lazy to talk to you! Drive faster!" Jian Jie suddenly turned his head and roared, then turned back quickly, as fast as a high-grade spring was installed on his neck.

"Oh..." Gu Junbiao first responded with a depressed tone, and then said teasingly, "Forget it, you're embarrassing you, I'll figure it out myself."

"...If you have any fantasies about this, you might as well think more about how to graduate from college early!" Jie Jian secretly rolled his eyes, this little crab with a single mind is wrong in the research direction, right?

So Gu Junpyo's depression index soared to another N level, "I see, I'm working hard."

Conciseness intentionally misinterpreted the meaning of the words, "I know you don't drive faster? Are you embarrassed to drive a car that accelerates from [-] kilometers in seven seconds like a snail?"

"I obey, Your Majesty the Empress." Gu Junbiao lazily slapped back his tongue, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and drove quickly to the vicinity of the supermarket, slowed down and looked carefully, "Hey... look, it's been so many days This group of reporters has not been seen infrequently."

Jian Jie quickly looked up and sat down again, "You park your car at the entrance of the supermarket, change your car later and walk out of the garage, I'll let them cover for you."

"Well, that's the only way to go." Gu Junbiao thought it was not too late to stay for a while, but it seems that it is not possible now, otherwise some reporters from some gossip tabloids might write "The first gentleman sent you a caring gift." Girlfriend, stay in the boudoir late at night for several hours" or something.But he suddenly remembered a very important thing, "Hey, pig head, what about the Chinese specialties we agreed upon?"

"I don't know, maybe put it in the supermarket."

Under the escort of the bodyguard team and the command of Brother Che, Ju Junbiao was able to drive to the entrance of the supermarket smoothly. He intentionally blocked the car at the main entrance with bad intentions, leaving only the windows on both sides for the reporters to see.snort!Didn't you use high-definition cameras to secretly take pictures of the products inside?Comment it, what's wrong with being ridiculously expensive?I'm going to scare to death you guys with watery brains and low-level thinking!

So, a few minutes later, the reporters saw a slightly weird scene: those bodyguards who could frighten people with their eyes alone or in groups wandered around in front of the various goods racks, wantonly rummaging through things like devils raiding, and some Some were gurgling beer, some grabbed a bottle of red wine without looking at it, cut off the neck of the bottle with one palm, and poured it in the air.

Some seem to be unfazed by alcohol, and only look for pastries, bagged meat, etc. to eat and drink with high-priced imported mineral water, and sometimes fly some food over at the request of their companions. It was as if there was an invisible thread between the two that allowed the food to come and go freely.

As for Brother Che, who fights the most with reporters and loves to play tricks, he is even more amazing. I saw him sitting on the checkout counter closest to the window with a mixed fruit basket in his arms, dangling his feet to eat, and After a while, he cheerfully "poohed" a fruit core, or frowned and pissed it all into the trash can beside his feet, and sometimes picked up the fruit he didn't like and threw it directly at the window, scaring the reporter who was fascinated by it They were startled, screaming and leaning back from time to time, and it took a while to remember that there was a glass blocking it!

Gu Junbiao, who was pushing the shopping cart, asked in a low voice if Jian Jian would make too much noise, Jian Jian shrugged and said it didn't matter, saying that the company had no restrictions on the food and beverage expenses of the bodyguards, so let them play as they please.Besides, she has always been generous to her subordinates, and she has never taken a liking to creatures like reporters, so she just smiled at Brother Che's prank, and pretended not to see it.

So Gu Junbiao didn't bother to care about these bohemian masters anymore. Gu Zi picked out the favorite stuff among the newly arrived products, and occasionally opened them curiously to try them. If they were delicious, let Jian Jie taste them or invite friends Eat it together, if it tastes bad, he will lie and say it's delicious, he has to lie to others before he is willing, and several times he almost got killed by the angry bodyguards.

The simplicity is even more straightforward. After tasting it, you can either throw it directly into the trash can, or take a few steps and throw it into a big cardboard box. The reporters are heartbroken. This lady is really a prodigal!