[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: I didn’t get enough sleep during the day, and I have a splitting headache. I’ll get up after a night of sleep to type, and I’ll update it before noon tomorrow.

Su Qingyi's disturbance in such a way dispelled Jiang Xishu's idea of ​​going out for a walk with simplicity every now and then, which made her a little uncomfortable with showing off, but she quickly found N reasons to convince herself, such as cooperating with simplicity and wanting to "shape mystery" "Sense" plan, or too many appearances will cause some young people to covet beauty and cause trouble, etc., but she is most afraid of arousing her son's disgust.

Recently, her son has become more and more filial and caring. She knows that this is not a sudden change in his son's personality, but the subtle result of Jian Jie's continuous practice of filial piety.What is commendable is that this girl is very tolerant, she will never bluntly accuse her face-saving and immature son for doing something wrong, let alone let her son experience and think for himself, or remind him sideways in a joking and teasing way.My son likes this kind of thing very much. He learns from others and doesn’t talk about it. Occasionally, he will call his mother softly and coquettishly like a toddler, and his conversation with himself is not as cold and formulaic as before, even with a hint of energy. The smell is gone.

This kind of change comforted the caring Steward Li, and also made her feel a lot of emotion. Although she would habitually reprimand her on the surface, she was actually very happy in her heart.In her spare time, she would look through old photo collections and recall the time she spent with her son when she was a child, only to realize that she seemed to have missed him a lot. When she was busy with work, she always thought that the future could be a remedy, but in a blink of an eye, her son disappeared. He has grown up, has his own small world and friends, and no longer depends on the care of his parents.

Every night before going to bed, she would always talk to her husband on the phone, talk about what stupid things or pranks those two children did today, and laugh while complaining.When Ju's father learned about Su Qingyi, he was very pleased, and praised the concise handling, saying that she not only preserved the friendship between Cui Gu's family, but also saved Su Qingyi's friendship with Yi Zheng, and also demonstrated Her precious character even defended the dignity of her son. If it was any other ordinary girl, she would never be able to do so comprehensively.

Jiang Xishu complained that Su Qingyi was too dissolute and rude, and even more annoyed that he even wanted to get involved with his nephew's girlfriend regardless of the friendship and status of the two families for many years.

Ju's father reassured him that he would definitely be able to handle it properly with his concise ability, and that young people have their own ways to solve problems, so as an elder, don't worry about it.He also laughed and said that this girl is a capable person in her career, and she is a lucky star for our whole family. It is a blessing for the family to have such a person by Junbiao's side. I want my wife to take good care of her and don't rely on her old errands. She does this and that, lest such a good daughter-in-law leave the stall and leave.

Jiang Xishu said helplessly that this bad girl can't attack with golden guns, silver bullets, good words and good words, and she also boasted that she is a banished fairy who "money treats me like a queen, and I treat money like dung", in order to prove that what she said is true He also wanted to smash walnuts with his new watch, but fortunately, he was stopped by his son who paid special attention to "couple costumes".He also complained that if he treated her with a more pleasant face, she would cock her tail and praise herself fiercely, or she would complain that the sun came out from the west today.If she asks more of her, she will pretend to be a poor little daughter-in-law and wipe some saliva as tears to deceive others, deceive Li Butler to say good things, make her son and herself anxious, or even knowing that she is being tricked, she is willing to work for her. blame yourself.Now my son, who doesn't know the difference between onion and garlic, can even cook, and the fried poached eggs look good and taste good.

While listening cheerfully, Father Ju asked what this funny girl was up to lately.So Jiang Xishu sighed several times before replying that this girl turned into a demon to force "crabs to learn art". Like a dragon prince.

Gu's father, who knew his son's fear of water, was shocked, and hurriedly asked, "What does it mean to be transformed into a demon?"

Jiang Xishu regained her composure before replying: "The girl first coaxed Junbiao to learn swimming with a good voice, but when Junbiao refused, she played her dirty tricks. Afterwards, she told me that she was a foot taller than Daoist, and Junbiao was a devil's height. One zhang, then she will simply fall into the devil's way and use the magic to cross the magic. Sigh... Butler Li is shooting videos every day, you can watch it yourself when you come back, anyway, I dare not watch it."

Father Ju was worried about his son's mental illness, so he immediately asked his wife to deliver the video tape.Jiang Xishu first agreed, and then comforted him by saying that the situation has improved a lot in the past few days, and that his son should be able to complete the "ten-day devil training class" and learn to swim before going to Hong Kong to participate in the auction.Father Ju felt relieved when he heard the words, and became curious about the content of the devil training class.

Cough cough...the thing is like this.That afternoon, Jian Jie tricked Gu Junbiao into the heated indoor swimming pool on the grounds of looking at the big brother's bathtub. She walked around the pool and asked seriously, "Do you want to learn to swim? I can teach you." .”

Gu Junpyo refused without even thinking about it: "No!"

Concisely coaxing: "If you learn how to swim, you can go to many interesting places. In the future, we can go to the river to catch shrimps, watch fish at the bottom of the sea, and play various exciting water games, isn't it good?"

Gu Junbiao was a little moved, but still found reasons to evade: "But we haven't played many games on the shore yet, so let's learn it later when we have time."

Jane lowered her head lazily, puffed her cheeks and whispered, "But I really want to go diving in the sea with you. Those tropical fish are really, really beautiful."

Gu Junbiao looked at the blue and shining pool water, afraid!It was a terrifying world where people couldn't breathe and couldn't hear any sound, just like there were many demons living in the water that dragged people into the black hole of the universe.He looked at his disappointed girlfriend again, struggling in various ways, he hesitated for a long time before stroking her head, and asked in consultation: "Let me think again, okay?"

"Oh..." Jie Jie shook his head and replied in a muffled voice, stepped back a few steps with Xiao Nei Ba, and suddenly kicked Gu Junbiao into the water with a flying kick, "Not good!"

"Ah..." Gu Junbiao's face instantly turned pale, and he was thumping and calling for help in the pool, "Oh, don't beep... help, save me... beep... you bastard cough... beep... ..."

"It's not bad, the pose is quite beautiful, but it's not as good as big brother's. Come here, take a better shot." Jian Jie Shi Shiran clapped his hands, and Li Butler, who was ordered to hide in the dark to shoot, came out in a panic, with an old face It's also very pale, will it be too hard to play like this?

"Come out, Miss Ben is thirsty, hungry, tired, tired, messed up..." Jian Jie clapped her hands again, and several maids outside the door brought green tea and fruit cakes for the devil to enjoy.

So Jian Jie sat by the pool, ate and drank, pretended to be a foot-washing woman, and used her feet to brush a few water flowers over from time to time, "You poor little crab! I told you to speak well but you didn't listen! It's so cool now. Right? Wow Kaka..."

"...Help! Gudu! Cough cough..."

"No time to save!"

"I'll learn! I'll learn! Help me...cough cough...you teach me Gudu..."

"Bah!" He spat out a cherry pit into the pond concisely and badly, "Now Miss Ben is not happy to teach!"

"...No! Li Guan Gudu...help, save me..."

Jie Jie fiercely pointed at Li Butler and others and said, "Stop! Whoever dares to make a move, I really don't care about him! Did you hear me?! Shut up! Whoever dares to speak, I will kick them into the water directly. One is to boil dumplings for me!"

So Steward Li and the others dared not beg or move, they could only anxiously look at the little expression of the leisurely one, and at the young master who was struggling to swim ashore while shouting for help at the top of his lungs.

"I'm an ugly duckling, babbling..." Jie Jie gnawed on a cherry and sang, receiving vicious and condemning looks from the maids, until the force and range of Gu Junbiao's thumping became smaller and smaller, even his eyes were so fast Unable to open it, she swooped into the water to fish him to the edge of the pool, and asked with a smile, "Did you see something good in the water?"

"...Cough cough cough..." Gu Junbiao clung to Chi Yan with one hand and tightly grasped her shoulder with the other. After barely uttering a word, he coughed wildly. It took a long time for him to wake up. Immediately bent down on her body like an octopus, trembling uncontrollably, closed his eyes and said indiscriminately, "Black, very black, there are... there are many black, flying hands wrapped around me Don't let go, want... want to grab me down, can't hear, can't hear, afraid, really scary... don't, don't move."

Concisely pretended to be an old grandma caressing her little grandson, lovingly stroking his shoulder and saying in an old and weak voice: "Hey...don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

"I'm afraid..." Gu Junbiao couldn't help biting her shoulder again. Only when he felt that he was hugging her so genuinely could he feel a little bit safe. He didn't let go of his anger until he heard her screaming in pain. Scolding, "You bastard! Why did you kick me into the water without saying a word!"

Jian Jie rubbed her shoulders and rolled her eyes and asked, "If you don't kick, you will go into the water? I persuaded you, but you asked for the kick."

"Then you can't persuade me any more?"

"Hey! I've already introduced the policy of mourning soldiers, but did you listen? Did you listen? Get out of the way!"

"Don't!" Gu Junbiao hurriedly clung to her body with four claws, and his voice became hoarse, "Don't! Don't leave me!"

Jie Jie, who was about to be strangled to death, didn't feel any better, "How can I go ashore if I don't move? Climb up!"

With the help of housekeeper Li and the maid, Gu Junbiao rolled and climbed onto the shore. Just after taking a few breaths, Jian Jie made a fuss again. She waved away all the obtrusive audience, put the camera on the table and adjusted it Angle, shouting one, two, three, four, jumping up and down, doing warm-up exercises.

When Gu Junbiao saw it, he immediately sneaked out, Jian Jie could clearly see the shadow of the pool water, but she pretended not to see it and stretched her arms and legs happily until he climbed to the door before jumping into the water, waiting for him When she touched the doorknob, she screamed in shock: "Ah! Cramp, cramp! Gooooooo... help, help..."

"Jane! Jane, you—damn it!" Gu Junbiao yanked twice but couldn't open it, the door was locked behind it!He was so panicked that he straightened his neck and shouted hissingly, "Butler Li! Butler Li! Come on someone! Help! Cough cough... find something, find..."

In a panic, he ran back and forth by the pool looking for something that could be rescued, a chair?table?Too short to reach!what to do?In a panic, he suddenly found that Jian Jie had sunk to the bottom of the water, a string of bubbles kept puffing up, his limbs spread out and fluttered slowly with the water waves, he was so frightened that he rushed to the pool and shouted: "Jane, what's wrong with you?! Hurry up!" Come up, come up quickly!"

no response?no response!Could it be that she... Gu Junbiao's heart stopped beating suddenly, and a thought that he didn't even dare to think about smashed into his cognition with the force of a bolt from the blue-"Plop!" He jumped into the water with a sound, and his limbs struggled without rhythm Fluttering, she moved forward little by little towards the simplicity of the bottom of the water. As soon as her left hand touched the corner of her clothes, she followed the waves he created and sank to the bottom of the pool!

"Don't!" Maybe it was a human instinct, Gu Junbiao took a breath naturally, held his breath and plunged into the water, and then sank to the bottom of the pool. Just as she caught the simple arm and was about to pull it over forcefully, she But with a push of both hands, he swam behind him like a slippery little fish, supported his ribs and kicked his feet with all his strength, and rushed out of the water, spitting out a mouthful of water!

"You, you, you, you lied to me!" Gu Junbiao, who was brought safely to the pool, finally came to his senses, so he bit down on him viciously, "Bastard! You scared me to death, do you know that..."

"Aw... it hurts!" Jie Jie pushed his head away and rubbed the bite marks with his front paws, but he threw himself to the other side and hugged himself desperately, just as he was about to grab his hair and throw it away, he suddenly felt something A strange hot stream slowly dripped down the collarbone through the shirt...

Uh, scared to cry?Jian Jie was stunned for a while, then silently stretched out his index finger and poked him on the head, but there was no movement, then he poked harder, and there was movement.

Gu Junbiao slowly raised his head, stared at her for a while with moist and deep black eyes, and suddenly grabbed the back of her head with one hand and kissed her fiercely.This kiss was completely different from the sweet and lingering kiss in the past. Sometimes he sucked her tongue wildly and violently, and sometimes bit her lips eagerly and violently... It hurt so much that she couldn't help but stretch out her hand to push, but there was something in his palm. The frenzied and disordered heartbeat beat her reason frantically one after another, she vaguely understood the reason for his crying, her heart instantly softened into water, and she clasped her arms around his neck, silently enduring the storm-like pain. Heartache Kiss.

"You, don't scare me like this in the future, I can't take it, I really can't take it." Gu Junbiao gasped and whispered in her ear, "It hurts, my heart really hurts, it hurts...Jane , please, promise me, huh?"

Jian Jie rubbed his hot lips with her face, and said a word almost silently: "Okay."

"Speak up! I can't hear you!" Gu Junbiao suddenly yelled, and then bit down again!

"Aw... Pain, pain, pain!" Jian Jie immediately burst into tears in pain, and kicked her front and rear paws at the same time, "You dog bites people at every turn!"

Gu Junbiao, who lost his support, quickly grabbed the edge of the pool, and shouted back after making sure it was safe: "You deserve it! Who told you to scare me!"

Conciseness incarnated as a devil grabbed his collar and yelled, "Bastard! You deserve to try it again? You think I'll scare you to feel good! If you delay the water by a few seconds, I'll really be out of breath, okay! Letter If you don’t believe me, I’ll push you to the bottom of the pool to play like a water ghost!”

Gu Junbiao shrank to the side in fear, "I, I'm in a hurry, and I didn't mean to bite you."

"You bite people when you are in a hurry? You think you are a rabbit!"

So fierce!Gu Junbiao swallowed, reached out his trembling hand to hold her shoulder, and was about to say something nice, but she rolled her eyes, "Tell me, what did you see when you went into the water this time?"

"I, let me think about it." Now Ju Junbiao didn't dare to let go, fearing that she would throw him into the water again.He looked back at the center of the pool and frowned, trying to remember, and finally whispered sadly, "I didn't see anything, I just saw you floating at the bottom of the pool."

Succinctly and forcefully pushed his hand away and ordered: "Then hold your breath and sink into the water to see if you can see anything."

Gu Junpyo subconsciously hugged her and shouted, "No!"

"Be good... Be good..." Jian Jie imitated his usual coaxing tone and coaxed him, but it was completely ineffective, so he immediately turned his face and yelled, "You dare to say no before you have climbed ashore? Looking for you! let go!"

Gu Junbiao's face, which had just recovered a little bit, turned pale again, and turned into an octopus again, clinging to her, shamelessly cheating: "But I'm really afraid, you go into the water with me, okay?"

Jie Jie rolled her eyes helplessly, "No, if you hug me and struggle like this underwater, then we really won't be able to climb up."

"No! I won't! As long as you don't let go of me, I won't be afraid. I just need to hold your hand and the other will be fine." Although Gu Junbiao can't swim, he can help drowning people There is still a little bit of common sense.

Jian Jie squinted and asked with extreme distrust: "Really? Cut, I think the more resolute you say, the less you can do it later."

Gu Junbiao himself was not very sure, he sneaked a guilty glance at her face and asked tentatively: "Why don't you try it here first? Well, that's it, I'm holding on with one hand, and you are holding on to the other hand. Is that okay?"

"Okay!" Jie Jie readily agreed, hehe... Just waiting for this sentence, she carefully instructed, "You can't close your eyes when you get into the water, you have to open them to see clearly, and if you can't hold your breath, pinch my butt." Hand, don't panic, let alone go crazy like a mad dog, understand?"

Gu Junbiao nodded very teachably, but also added: "Then you must not let me go."

Jie Jie stretched out his left front paw and firmly grasped his right hand, expressing directly with actions, "Come on, follow me to take a deep breath, one... two... three... down!"

The two slowly sank into the water hand in hand. Following the simple and intentional actions, Gu Junbiao naturally let go of the hand holding the edge of the pool, restrained his nervousness and tried to open his eyes wide and look forward. Flickering in front of my eyes, there is nothing scary, one second, two seconds, three seconds... My chest feels oppressed for a while, I can't help puffing up my cheeks to force myself to hold my breath, it's so uncomfortable...

The brevity that always paid attention to his facial expression immediately pulled him out of the water, patted his back and comforted him: "Open your mouth and inhale, inhale quickly, what are you holding back, you idiot? You can breathe freely!"

Only then did Gu Junbiao come back to his senses, he opened his mouth and took a few mouthfuls of the most beautiful air, and he managed to catch his breath. He looked back at Chi Shui and then Jian Jie in a daze, and suddenly exclaimed ecstatically : "I'm not afraid anymore! Haha! I'm not afraid of water anymore!"

Jian Jie suggested while the iron was hot: "Do it again?"

Gu Junbiao only thought for three seconds and nodded immediately, "Okay, you can't let go this time either."

Jian Jie raised the hands of the two people who clasped their fingers, "Where have you ever let go?"

Gu Junbiao looked at her Qiaoxiaoqianxi with a smile in her eyes, and his heart couldn't help but be filled with tenderness, and he whispered softly: "Thank you, Jane, you are well."

"If you don't go into the water, I'll be ruined immediately."

"Got it! Come on, take a deep breath with me..."