[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: Before I got up this morning, I was dug out by my mother to go shopping for the New Year. I didn’t get home until after eight o’clock in the evening. Yes, all kinds of labor and loss of money!

The "delicious poison" expected by F4 did not come, and Shi Jie really treated these little ones to a super hearty Cantonese specialties.Because it is a private restaurant that is extremely difficult to make appointments, there are some special dishes that even a super five-star hotel can’t make, so not only F4 eats their mouths full of oil, but even the three brothers and sisters of the Feng family who have only patronized a few times. I ate very happily.

Shi Jie also used his ability to persuade people to drink from time to time, so that F4, whose sense of crisis has not completely disappeared, didn't want to drink, because this girl's persuasion to drink one after another, until the end, you feel sorry for him if you don't drink. of.

After a few rounds of drinking, Su Yizheng, who loves to drink but has a small amount of alcohol, had a good time, and Song Yubin, who was self-confident that his alcohol capacity was not bad, became more courageous, and he took the opportunity to pay back to Master Jie. Shi Jie smiled and squinted his eyes, drink like pouring water, the more the better.

Gu Junbiao and Yin Zhihou, who were watching with cold eyes, saw that he was a massive wine master, and thought to themselves that they might not be able to deal with it together, so they had to pay back three patrols and it was over.And the three brothers and sisters of the Feng family also continued to make noise, making the atmosphere very lively, and it can be said that the host and guest had a good time.

When a group of eight walked out of the restaurant with support and laughter, Shijie answered the phone, and then asked F4 if he didn’t eat chicken feet. After getting an affirmative answer, he began to report the names of the dishes, which were basically animals. Even if it is not the main material, it is also an auxiliary material, and then... there is no other...

The three brothers and sisters of the Feng family stood stupefied by the side of the road and watched F4 spitting and coughing with unbelievable eyes, while Shi Jie, a god-man, took out a pair of disposable paper slippers from nowhere and fanned them left and right. The wind sang: "I'm so happy today! I'm so happy! Hey..."

"Thank you, Second Brother, Second Senior Brother. I will invite you back tomorrow." Because of his vigilance, Gu Junbiao had to eat and drink less than the other three, plus he was more nervous and had been tortured by a trip to Africa, so He was the first to vomit and still had enough energy to show his demeanor, unlike a sad little fox who was about to vomit until he passed out.

"Hey...don't, this is just the beginning!" Shi Jie waved to the bodyguards not far away with a sly smile, "Send them back, and pack them up for me at twelve o'clock in the noon."

"Yes! The second young master Jie!" The bodyguards arrived at the car, got into the car and drove away with the F4 that had sprung up.

Feng Yishui scratched his dizzy head and muttered, "It's strange, why don't you dare eat chicken feet? They vomit like this."

Feng Yiting couldn't bear to look at the exhaust of the car and said: "Second Young Master Jie, it's not good to be so evil?"

Shi Jie curled his lips, "Cut! This group of rich people who only know foie gras, truffle and caviar and don't know the sufferings of the people since they were young, have to deal with it like this. It's a crime to be pampered, don't you know? I'm trying to get rid of their evil obstacles!"

Dare to play is yet to come?Feng Yinan, whose stomach was sour just watching people vomit, shivered secretly, "Second Young Master Jie, what would you like to treat them to for lunch?"

"Secret!" Shi Jie grinned, put on his slippers and started to walk to his car. Before getting into the car, he turned around and shouted, "You Ji Hang Bangcai, do you three want to go together?"

"No, we still have class in the afternoon." Feng Yinan refused while quickly recalling Youji's special dishes, and finally lit a prayer candle for F4 silently in his heart.

Feng Yishui suddenly groaned, "It seems that the leader of Tangmen has already gotten along with the second young master Jie, otherwise how could he come here just as he said?"

"You just know? Stupid!" Feng Yinan's cousin, who was fighting with eyelids, got into the car, and Feng Yishui hurriedly followed.

It is said that F4 was carried to the hotel room by the bodyguards like a chicken, and thrown on the bed like a limp sack. They were so drunk and vomited that they were sore and weak, how could they have time to pay attention to the condolences of Jiang Xishu and Ju Junxi ?He fell asleep until noon, and was woken up by the bodyguards who had been guarding him all the time. There were various ways to wake him up, puff!In the words of a wicked bodyguard, "calling/bed is a technical job".

"Boom..." The deafening sound of the gong sounded, and Su Yi, who had fallen asleep and didn't know what night it was, got up with his messy hair, turned his head and looked around, "Well, I must be dreaming, it's okay... ..."

Before the words fell, the music of gongs and cymbals sounded cheerfully: "Dong gong! Dang gong! Dang gong..."

Only then did Su Yizheng come to his senses completely, holding his head in his hands and howling in pain: "Aww...don't do it!"

The bodyguard playing the gong dutifully reminded: "It's time for lunch, Mr. Su."

Su Yizheng covered his ears and turned around like a spirit fox, pouted his buttocks and slid under the quilt, "I'm not Mr. Su! You've got the wrong person!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom..."

Three minutes later, Su Yi, who was staring at gold stars, rushed into the bathroom screaming and crawling, while Song Yubin was awakened by a sharp whistle, and then finished the washing work to the music of "Wedding March".

Yin Zhihou is such a sleepy god, cough cough... In his dream, he heard the exclamation of "It's on fire! Run for your life!" and various noises from fire police cars, ambulances, crying, reporters reporting on the spot, etc. It is estimated that there are not many people. Can you continue to sleep?

But these three brothers and sisters are not the worst, the worst is Master Crab.When the dream was in full swing, he was first woken up by a splash of ice water, and before he had time to see the face of the abuser, he was thrown into the bathtub so hot that the pigskin could fade away, and he fell to the ground. When he crawled out screaming, an ultra-thick jet of cold water poured him from head to toe, forcing him to shoot from the center of the room to the corner of the wall.

But the bodyguard even flicked his beautiful long hair that could be used in Rejoice commercials, and asked very gently: "Master Junbiao, this method of calling/bed is called Ice and Fire, I wonder if you are awake?"

Gu Junbiao rubbed his stinging forehead and gritted his teeth to force out three words: "Wake up, clear!"

"Leave in 10 minutes." Another bodyguard's tone was indifferent, but Gu Junbiao was very grateful, knowing that if he failed to show up after the time, he would be punished even worse.

Under the worried gaze of Jiang Xishu and Gu Junxi, the four little kids with gray complexions and limp walking were picked up by the bodyguards into the Lincoln luxury car again.

The four of them looked at each other first, then sighed in unison: "Oh..."

Su Yi was clutching his clothes and shivering in the corner of the chair like a poor little boy who had been raped N times, "I miss Brother Aojie so much..."

Song Yubin glared at Gu Junbiao gloomily, "Brother, since we've been abused to such an extent by accompanying you, you should be able to avoid the red envelopes when you get married in the future."

Yin Zhihou was even more ruthless, "Then you will cover all the expenses for my engagement, marriage, childbirth, full moon, and birthday party."

"Hmph..." Gu Junbiao snorted weakly, unable to tell whether it was a promise or a refusal. After a long time, he cheered up and retorted: "Dream! This young master is not here to propose marriage this time! The three of you also Not here to be the best man!"

"Alas..." So F3 looked at each other and continued to lament, Su Yizheng clenched his fists angrily and shouted: "I hate the evil ruling class! I hate the rich! I hate profiteers! I hate them for 1 years!"

Gu Junbiao squinted contemptuously: "If you have the ability, you can talk about it in person later, and don't disturb Master Ben to rest."

So Su Yizheng fainted immediately, and when he saw Shi Jie, who was smiling like Santa Claus, he shivered violently, salivating and leaning forward to say hello: "Second uncle, good afternoon."

"No courtesy, no courtesy, I'm fine with it, my brothers are safe." Shi Jie sneezed, and the bodyguards rushed the struggling F4 into a box, and the steaming delicious food was already covered. a table.

"Come, come, sit down and eat while it's hot." Shi Jie greeted enthusiastically, and poured wine for the four kids himself, explaining thoughtfully, "This is a good wine produced in Shaoxing, the hometown of rice wine in China. People in Shaoxing will make wine once they have children. When their daughters get married, they will drink "Nvnuhong", and their sons will drink "Zhuangyuanhong". 20-year-old daughter Hong, come and have a taste."

F4 glanced at each other quietly, took a small sip in a uniquely aristocratic style, and praised Yili: "Good wine."

Shi Jie said leisurely: "Of course, it's better-looking and delicious than your Korean dung wine."

Song Yubin spit out the wine that he had just swallowed halfway, "Puff—cough..."

Gu Junbiao bravely resisted: "Evil! Second senior brother, can you not mention that?"

Shi Jie pretended not to hear, and continued to be hospitable, "Drinking on an empty stomach is not good for your health, so eat vegetables."

"...Thank you, you can eat too." The more polite Shi Jie is, the more F4 feels that he has a conspiracy. Besides, he was coaxed by his smiling tiger appearance last night so that the more he ate, the more he vomited. How could he dare to eat more? ?

Gu Junbiao was chewing slowly with a small vegetable in his mouth like a good bunny, and secretly sent a text message under the table with one hand asking for help: "Help!!!"

Conciseness in discussing business with a Middle Eastern merchant secretly twitched the corners of his mouth, and replied: "Touch it. It's better to do it once than to get it done once."

To be honest, she wanted to save them from danger, but the problem was that she didn't dare!Last night, she learned about the feat of Master Crab and her perverted boss, and also knew that these four little kids were enjoying all kinds of "replenishing soup" specially cooked for them, but she knew that the second senior brother was actually just the executor , the real mastermind behind the scenes is the big brother!

Gu Junbiao was about to cry when he saw the reply, and sent a crying emoji with trembling fingers, and a certain one came back with a pink piggy pattern with a blushing face and a kissy mouth, which made him feel better. Throw it up if you want, you won't die anyway.

At this time, Su Yi was pointing to a plate of unidentifiable dishes in front of him with a pale face and asked, "Second uncle, what kind of meat is this?"

Shi Jieman explained as he was the master: "This is a special dish in Zhejiang cuisine. It is called Fengzhutou in local dialect. It is a kind of cured meat. It is said that every New Year's day, people there will kill a few pig's heads to use. Spices and salt are marinated for half a month, then hung in a cool place to dry, and then eaten slowly. Today’s recipe is to add only tender bamboo shoots and steam them. Try it, I think it tastes good.”

"Oh...Okay, I'll try it." Su Xiaobai mouse carefully bit the little fingernail-sized piece and slowly chewed it a few times, and commented, "Mmm, it's very fragrant, salty, with the fragrance of tender bamboo shoots, It's quite delicious...pork head meat."

So the other three worked together to attack the dish, hum!It's all the fault of that pig's head!Eat up and pull you down!

Shi Jie didn't try to persuade her to drink too much this time, but F4, who didn't dare to eat vegetables, still drank a lot of daughter red, and her cheeks were smudged with a faint blush, especially the pale-faced Su Yizheng paired with those watery eyes. The peach blossom eyes are even more attractive.

When the banquet was coming to an end, the waiter brought a bowl of duck eggs, and Shi Jie greeted with a smile on his face: "Come, come, eat some live eggs to nourish your body."

F4 suddenly felt bad, and asked in unison: "Live?"

"Yeah, you don't want to eat chicken, why don't you eat duck instead?" Shi Jie Shiran picked up a duck egg and knocked it open twice, peeling off a duck head with eyes, mouth and hair Let them appreciate, "Here, this is a duck placenta that has only hatched for seventeen or eight days and has not broken its shell. It is very nourishing. Eat it quickly."

After speaking, she also demonstrated how to eat, sucked the small hole and sucked it a few times, praised "It's so fresh", and then continued to peel the duck and eat it in various ways. After eating it, he squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "This yellow is the most delicious." Finally, he found a white object in the shape of a spoon head, hehe thief smiled, "Do you know what this is? When you grow up, this will be a duck's foot!"

"...vomit..." Poor F4 suffocated until his face was flushed and he still couldn't restrain the movement of gastric juice from the wind and waves, he covered his mouth and turned his head—damn!How creative!There are four trash cans under the table!So the four brats held a bucket each and vomited wildly...

After lunch this time, when F4 came out, he stuffed two duck eggs in each pocket, plus a small packet of dipping sauce.Want to throw?no way!Didn't you see the bodyguards staring at you? !

As soon as F4 returned to the hotel, he screamed and wailed in various ways, some complained of hunger, some complained of stomach pain, some complained of dizziness, and Su Yizheng even claimed that he was critically ill!Well, I was troubled by ducklings with unbroken shells all over their bodies.

Jiang Xishu, who was resting at the hotel and waiting to attend Wei Zhengting's family dinner, had already learned about the situation from the host, and she sighed and spread her hands to express her helplessness.And Gu Junxi also expressed that he wanted them to ask for more blessings, even dare not call a doctor, why?Just because the son of the Chamber of Commerce who is good at medical skills is standing next to him!

Fortunately, Shi Jie didn't find F4 for dinner. If he really made a fuss three times, he might really need to see a gastroenterologist.However, F4 also had a hard time when they attended the dinner party. All of them had a little dusty face, they were as unmotivated as frost beating an eggplant, and they had to be ridiculed and teased by those old guys.

Gu Junbiao was particularly upset. One was that he was molested the most and had the most onlookers, and the other was that Jian Jie had no time to attend the thank-you meeting specially organized by the foundation for donors because he had to discuss the matter of the oil field in the Middle East. He only sent another Representative Qin Chaoyang, the special assistant who returned to report on his work, attended the meeting.

Jiang Xishu didn't have time to take care of the mood of the juniors, because the people present at the meeting were all big friends from all over the world who she was eager to make friends with, and she took her daughter around the venue to chat and socialize.

The caring Mrs. Wei called F4 to the corner of the banquet hall, and asked the servants to bring F4 the nourishing and warming porridge specially prepared for F[-]. While Gu Junbiao was drinking the porridge, she asked with a smile: "Young man, now you know our Isn't it easy to chase after Jieya?"

Gu Junbiao resolutely defended: "She is a very nice person. Although the second senior brother likes to play, she is actually okay."

Madam Wei opened her eyes wide in surprise and asked, "Yo... aren't you afraid that her seniors will continue to punish you?"

Gu Junbiao pouted, and replied Yu Yu: "It's useless to be afraid, I'm too lazy to be afraid, so I can suffer whatever comes my way."

Mrs. Wei nodded in relief, and said in relief: "That's true, just bear with it and it will pass, you should practice welcoming the bride."

Gu Junbiao blushed from head to toe, and said with a chuckle, "Uh, well, we're still young."

"So I ask you to practice first! You don't know that there are many ways to welcome relatives in China, for example..." Mrs. Wei didn't know whether it was intentional or not, in short, she talked about the bad customs of marriage in various places, and kept talking so that her handsome red face changed. With a white face, he finally turned into a proper black-faced god. After listening patiently, he had only one thought: that might as well elope!

The faces of the three who were hiding behind the two of them and eavesdropping didn't look any better, and they all sprayed in their hearts: Damn!Even the best man is so miserable!Definitely not the best man in a Chinese wedding!Whoever agrees to be the one is a fool!

So the F4 who wanted to use this banquet to recharge their batteries and fight again tomorrow was gently rectified by the old Mrs. Wei, and after the banquet, a certain four of them were sent to the game company by the bodyguards.