[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The time was passing by quickly with the concise thoughts. Everyone thought it was only a while, but the hands of the clock pointed to [-]:[-] in the morning.

Zhai Ninghe, who was constantly excited about the new computer that didn't cost a penny, whispered, "This girl has a wide range of knowledge. She has famous historical figures in China for 5000 years, customs and customs in Western countries, and court secrets." I can even say a paragraph, but her little brain can hold so many things, it's really—”

Suddenly a piece of soft and melodious violin music interrupted his words, Jian Jie suddenly looked up at Shang Haiming and asked viciously: "Which bastard's cell phone is ringing? Hurry up and kill me!"

That bastard is not yourself!Yang Ziling shook his head speechlessly, and Shang Haiming said calmly, "You, how do you want me to hack you?"

So Xie Mingzhe and Yang Ziling couldn't help but twitch their mouths, this cold joke expert!And several old people couldn't help but look at a certain godman to see how she justified herself.

Jian Jie first tilted her head and said sillyly, then scratched her face and asked innocently: "Who was talking to just now?"

Shang Haiming nodded affirmatively, "Me."

Jian Jie shook his head from left to right, and asked happily: "Well, you said it, I didn't say anything, right?"

Shang Haiming answered politely: "Yes."

So young people like Xie Mingzhe and Yang Ziling looked at the ceiling, while the old people laughed silently again, this kid!After all, he is a teenager at heart.

The pleasant ringtone of the mobile phone suddenly disappeared, and then the notification tone of the text message sounded. Yang Ziling kindly reminded: "The other party must have something urgent to call you so early. You should call back, or at least read the content of the text message."

"No, I don't even need to read the text messages without words that I have every day." Jian Jie crossed his fingers and raised his arms, stretched his waist, looked at the clock and murmured, then coughed a few times to clear his throat, and raised his voice. , "Dial Crab and answer it hands-free."

The purple mobile phone placed on the edge of the computer table just buzzed and vibrated twice before being picked up by the other party, Gu Junbiao's voice was hoarse with just waking up: "Pig head, why don't you answer my call?"

"I'll save you international calls, isn't it good?" He smiled concisely, turned the swivel chair to the sofa where the chairman and the others were sitting, and mouthed silently: Boyfriend.

The three elderly people smiled and nodded, and the Prime Minister pointed to his ears and mobile phone intimately, signaling for her to answer alone.Succinctly smiled at Xie Mingzhe, and Yang Ziling, who was closest to the prime minister, leaned over and explained her non-traitorous behavior in a low voice, causing the chairman and the others to point their fingers at her several times and shake their heads repeatedly, as if to say: You This little girl has so many tricks.

Gu Junbiao over there also seemed to stretch comfortably before asking, "The voice is so clear, have you stayed up all night again?"

"Well, I'm doing something bad, don't you believe it?" Jian Jie stroked his chin and rolled his eyes, seeing the strange appearance of the elf, the chairman and the others secretly shook their heads, feeling that the child was about to play real and fake tricks again.

Gu Junbiao hesitated for a while and asked, "Can you tell me?"

Jie Jie coughed twice, and said very seriously: "It's an extra small business. The ICBC system has been hacked by a black hat. Theft of credit cards has occurred from time to time in the past few months. The bank can't find the reason. I reported it to the state agency. It happened that a certain deputy minister of the Ministry of Commerce was an acquaintance of Uncle Superman and the third brother, and Uncle Superman took me to the Ministry of Commerce overnight to find a loophole patch. Above."

Gu Junbiao couldn't help but frowned, "This is not difficult for you, is it? Hey, there shouldn't be... an accident, right?"

"It's not difficult. It's just that I need to help thoroughly detect the system loopholes. It may take more time. Well, it will be done before four o'clock in the afternoon at the latest, and then I will fly to South Korea to attend your young master's birthday party." Jian Jie said it very like It's true, but as soon as she finished speaking, her lips were smaller than a cherry like a Japanese geisha, and she blinked her eyes desperately like a blind fortune teller.This strange appearance almost made Xie Mingzhe laugh out loud, but the chairman and the prime minister glanced at each other quietly, already thinking about it.

Gu Junbiao rubbed his face vigorously, and said in a muffled voice: "Keep a low profile, safety first. Don't get paid, lest people will find you in the future, huh?"

So Jian Jie sweated and looked at the chairman and the others stuck out their tongues, hummed obediently, and then unscrupulously brought in the innocent Jia Chaoren, "Don't worry, there is a super hard shield like Uncle Superman to fight the front line, I pretend appeared to say."

Gu Junbiao said "OK" dully, and after a long time, he said in a low voice: "I have a nightmare, Jane, there is an endless dark corridor in the dream, um, just like the sewer in the movie, There is a bright light in front of you, and you are smiling at me only two or three meters away from me. But I, I just can’t see your face clearly, and I can’t touch your body no matter how hard I chase, that feeling It's weird, I'm a little scared... just wanted to ask what you're doing. Well, I feel better now, thankfully it's just a dream."

Following his words, Jian Jie slowly lowered his eyes and looked at his toes, his heart sank unexpectedly, damn it!What kind of nightmare is this little crab doing?That kind of desperate feeling is really worse than death... The smelly and stuffy air in the bilge of the smuggling ship, the disgusting and wretched eyes of the male stowaway, he once sneaked across the border with drug traffickers in the middle of the night, and also pretended to be A chattering low-quality young woman sneaked into a Chinese aunt tour group and passed the customs. She also stole the luggage of a rich lady and stayed in a five-star hotel, but she stared at the doors and windows all night without daring to close her eyes...

"Hey, you talk! Uh, I made you work? I'm sorry..."

The simple and chaotic thoughts were awakened by Gu Junbiao's soft apology. She quickly adjusted her mood and said softly: "No, I was just thinking about how to solve a bug. Hey, let me ask you, have you been lazy recently? Have you been watching a horror movie? It’s a dream come true, and you’re convinced. Now, let me tell you, what I’m doing now is the daily work of a computer engineer, it’s just a matter of level, OK? Today is yours. It's the anniversary of breaking the shell, don't pretend to be a crow and curse me, or I'll kick you into the water!"

"Don't be afraid, I've learned how to swim. Hmph, even if I were given the whole world, I wouldn't bother to curse you. Who do you think you are? Pig head!" Gu Junbiao's tone was also brighter, like the sea and the crab-like language When it was revealed, Yang Ziling made ugly faces towards Jian Jie, and it also caused several old people and the sober audience to look at her with mocking blessings.

But thick-skinned and simple, he nodded like a slapstick, and said with a cheap smile: "It must, because we are from Mars, the big world of the global village has no place for us to stand."

"Hey... What a pig's head!" Gu Junbiao sneered, and then hummed, "I am so sad to have a Martian girlfriend like you, Tsk! I really don't know whose mother it is, I hate..."

He asked concisely and puzzled, "What do you mean?"

Gu Junbiao took the opportunity to express his dissatisfaction like a little kid whose mother's love was separated from outsiders, muttering like a tongue twister: "No, my mother is not like my mother, but more like your mother! Last night She came to me with several sets of couple jewelry before going to bed. I thought she was going to give me a birthday present in advance. But she only asked me if you would like it. I said that you must like what I like, but She just doesn't believe it, and she won't let me try it on. She insists on giving it to us after you say you like it, or you will return it to the jeweler directly. She also said that you don't like the jewelry to save money.

What do you mean by her?Do I have poor eyesight?cut!Even if I order all those jewelry, I can only get one bracelet, one necklace and two rings, and the other dozens are all for you. Do you think she has big eyes?It's my birthday! "

Amidst the silent ridicule in the room, Jian Jie touched his nose embarrassingly, and asked, "Are those jewelry for Auntie Beauty?"

"No, I don't even have a birthday, and of course I don't have my sister's share."

So Jian Jie patted the armrest of the chair and shouted strangely: "Then why are you angry? Aunt Mei is more sad than you, okay! You have to compare with others to know what happiness is."

"...Pfft! My sister will make you mad, I have to tell her."

"Ann... She should be used to being angry with me, maybe she will feel uncomfortable if I don't anger her."

"I'm going to practice, so I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you—hey, Yizheng and the others also have a gift for you, whether it's a late graduation gift or a university opening gift, anyway, I'm almost so mad at them that I didn't understand. Then The presents that the three bastards gave you were beautifully packaged. The birthday presents for me were wrapped in a paper bag and thrown to me. Yi Zheng also said that they were broken pottery, and my sister said they were used to hold coins. Or a goldfish is fine. Hey, don't you think they're too much?"

Concisely shook his head resolutely: "Not too much, not at all, tell me how much money the four of you cheated on me? What's wrong with them honoring me first, huh?"

"Fuck you! The four of us raised money to support you, okay? I don't care about you, I'm getting up." Gu Junbiao complained dumbfoundingly, why did this pig take ten days of food that they didn't pay the down payment? Just kidding about the accommodation fee?He threw off the quilt and jumped out of bed, put the phone between his shoulders and ears and said, "Hey, don't forget to eat, finish your work quickly, and I'll wait for you when you come back."

"Got it, bye." Jian Jie hung up immediately without saying a word, rolled her eyes at the ceiling fiercely, picked up a teacup and threw it over, "Yang Ziling! Have you laughed enough?!"

Holding back a smile, Yang Ziling took the teacup and ran away quickly, "Sit down, I'll make tea for you, little one."

Shang Haiming, who stood like a statue all night, suddenly came alive and said, "JJ, you should eat something."

"After being reminded by Master Crab and fifth brother you said that, I really feel hungry." Jian Jie curled his fingers and whispered in his ear, "Well, what should I eat? There are so many state banquets and so on. I love it, my little heart is just about to move."

The prime minister patted her on the head kindly and said with a smile: "Just order it, I'll tell someone to do it right away. If you starve a baby like you, let's not say that we old guys are reluctant, your man Friends feel even more distressed."

So Jian Jie rolled his eyes in the same way, "You are always learning from that kid Yang Ziling, so I don't want to play with you anymore."

Yang Ziling raised his chest unconvinced, "Your brother and I are good people!"

"Yes! You are such a hateful person!"

The chairman pointed at Jian Jian and sighed with a smile: "Look at your sharp tongue, you're sure to choke to death as soon as you open your mouth."

Minister Yang waved his hand at the gang of love generals who were not crooked like human beings, and ordered: "Hurry up and eat something to rest, and lie down on the bed obediently without me saying anything, and you are not allowed to get up without permission. This is an order." ! Old man Zhai, you go too, don’t get in the way here.”

After the group of people left, there were only three old people, Xie Mingzhe, Yang Ziling, and Shang Haiming left in the big computer room, and Jian Jie jumped up from the chair, "I want to make a few calls! Please keep it confidential." !"

Shang Haiming immediately drifted to guard the door without a sound, Yang Ziling gave a military salute and said solemnly: "I swear in the name of a soldier!"

"I didn't mean that, I just told you to keep quiet. I don't want people to know that I'm in China, understand?" Jie Jian waved his front paw and made a few phone calls in a hands-free manner. All the masters who answered were specialized in intelligence work Minister Yang is sweating secretly, because these people are definitely the top figures on the world's hacker list!But the chairman and prime minister who don't know much about it are much calmer.