Spicy crayfish
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In the courtyard, a group of little bastards are domineering and domineering in the compound... In short, they have done all the stupid things that I recall now, and Wen Zhixi must be ranked as the most active one.It's just that I didn't expect that the last group of scum of the new era and the weeds of the motherland would become lawyers and officials when they grew up, and all of them could not wait to do serious things.But Wen Zhixi is the most unexpected thing, he even became a teacher, so that every time they get together, everyone should care about the students who have been taught by Wen Zhixi, for fear of something irreversible mistake.
The least surprising thing was Qin Huai. He was told by Qin's mother to be a teacher since he was a child, so he became a teacher right after graduating from university, which is not surprising.However, Qin Huai was originally a teacher in the city where his university was located, but some irreversible things happened later, he had no choice but to return to his hometown.But he hadn't been at home for a long time, when he was kicked out of the house by Qin's father to look for a job. Coincidentally, the school he applied for was Wen Zhixi's high school.So Wen Zhixi, who heard the news that his friend was coming, immediately patted Qin's mother on the chest, promising to take good care of Qin Huai from head to toe, and cheated a lot of hairy crabs from Qin's mother.
Qin Huai originally thought that he was really doing it for the hairy crabs, but he didn't expect that he would simply apply to be transferred back to the first year of senior high school. I really don't know what was going on in his mind.
No wonder Qin Huai rushed over to inquire about the news as soon as he entered the office.
"Hey! Tell me something else!" Wen Zhixi approached Qin Huai and asked mysteriously, without any sense of alienation after years of separation: "I heard that you were arrested by the dean just as you took office today, what's going on? ?”
When this topic was brought up, Qin Huai's temper that had just dropped immediately turned back up again.
"Hey, let me tell you, can you frankly say something, don't put on such a stinky face, who will you show it to?" Wen Zhixi glanced at Qin Huai's stinky face in disgust, "I'm your buddy, and why don't you show it to me?" Not your husband."
"As long as you talk fast, you dare to say anything," Qin Huai slapped him on the forehead, and he immediately changed into a flattering fox face. Qin Huai said with a very bad expression, "Today there is a bastard... "
Wen Zhixi: "...high-energy warning ahead."
"Fuck you!" Qin Huai finally couldn't help it, and scolded him with a smile, before continuing: "There's a bastard who is so damn stupid."
"What's wrong?"
"Tell me that he hates Chinese, if possible, he will change all my classes into self-study classes, and then I can go home and stay, that would be great." Qin Huai's anger has been completely extinguished by Wen Zhixi , This meeting is not as impulsive as it was at the time, with an extraordinary appearance that sees through the world, but he added: "I have a lighter ready."
"My god..." Wen Zhixi covered his chest, and looked at Qin Huai very regretfully: "Then, is he still alive now?"
"Isn't that nonsense?!" Qin Huai sighed, "If he wasn't alive, would I be so angry?!"
"Then what are you going to do? Shot in the dark, or beat you openly," Wen Zhixi couldn't help laughing, "Who the hell is it? It's so rare to see you deflated, acting like I'm the most awesome all day long Son."
Qin Huai gave him a cold look, until Wen Zhixi's back felt chills, and then slowly uttered two words: "Jingjiang."
Wen Zhixi instantly: "..."
Qin Huai looked at him expressionlessly: "..."
Wen Zhixi continued: "..."
Qin Huai said angrily: "Fuck me! What the hell are you reacting to!?"
Wen Zhixi immediately acted like a mourning concubine: "Why is Mr. Qin so cruel? Could it be that he doesn't miss his old love?"
Qin Huai slapped him and brought him back to his normal mode: "Don't fucking blur the core of the problem for me. People who try to blind the eyes of the people are all roadblocks to socialism and the cancer of society!"
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, shut up quickly, why don't you teach morality with such a correct mind!" Wen Zhixi patted his head.
"Ideology and morality..." Qin Huai immediately shrank back into the chair like dehydrated vegetables, murmured with blank eyes, "Ah...ideology and morality."
"Okay, please, don't talk about ideology and morality anymore." Wen Zhixi rubbed his twitching heart.
"It's obviously four words."
"Didn't we call it politics at that time?" Wen Zhixi pulled him out of the chair, "Quickly, cheer up! The cultivator of the flowers of the motherland! The porter of knowledge! Quickly, let me tell you about that It's about Jingjiang."
"I almost forgot, so hurry up and tell me," Qin Huai said, a squid swelled up from his chair, "knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles. I found out about him today, and tomorrow there will be an extra one in the mortuary. An unknown corpse who has made great contributions to the medical cause of the motherland."
"..." Wen Zhixi rubbed his nose: "Can you change 'almost forgot' to 'almost remembered', and then we will continue walking according to your words, and we can happily build a harmonious socialist society together. "
"I'll give you three seconds, 1...3."
"Damn it, don't be ashamed. Well, since you've just arrived, you may not have heard of Jingjiang." Wen Zhixi Balabala quickly babbled a string of nonsense words from his mouth.
"Teacher Jing, that's really it," Wen Zhixi said with a complicated expression.
"what is wrong?"
"I can only briefly summarize it," Wen Zhixi said, "He is simply a high-tech anti-magic weapon of our school's advanced intelligent artificial defense and offense."
Qin Huai: "...What is this magical species that combines the functions of Gundam and exorcist at the same time."
Wen Zhixi ignored Qin Huai's complaints, and continued: "You have seen him too, right? He is a tall man, right?" Wen Zhixi squatted beside Qin Huai's legs, raised his head and talked to him: "Here To give a recent example, I heard that in the third year of high school he led last year, there was a student whose grades were not improving. The child couldn't bear it psychologically, so he ran to the Internet cafe all day. I don't know what happened, but I got a bunch of jerks Damn, those gangsters were unconvinced after being provoked, and wanted to come to the school to squat. Let the teacher know about it, and then the principal also knew about it, so the principal would definitely not want to, dare to do something on my territory... No, dare to touch my students, let you come and go... no, no, let you not succeed!"
Qin Huai: "Can you not mix personal emotions in the narrative of objective facts?"
Wen Zhixi: "In short, the principal had a conversation with Teacher Jing, and then Teacher Jing also went to talk to the student, and from the next day, he stood on the campus like a watchdog every day, rain or shine. The door, that's really, it looks like what I saw in this situation, anyone who fucking wants to cause trouble can step over my corpse!"
Qin Huai looked at him expressionlessly: "I want to record this passage of yours and play it on the big radio."
"My lord—!" Wen Zhixi knelt down in front of Qin Huai with a plop, held Qin Huai's clothes with both hands, and cried with tears in his eyes: "Why are you so ruthless!"
Qin Huai swung Wen Zhixi's claws away with a big hand, and ordered ruthlessly, "Hurry up and finish!"
Wen Zhixi concretized a kaomoji "(^o^)/YESSIR!" on his face, and then continued: "Ms. Jing caught those people several times in a row, and I don't know how to deal with them. Come on later. I will never see those people again."
Qin Huai frowned even more while listening.
"This kind of thing has happened many times before, and the principal directly told him that in the future, if this kind of thing happens again, he should go to Teacher Jing to discuss it. His business scope includes personal safety matters for teachers and students and the cultivation of mathematical thinking. It is unprecedented to pay a security guard salary."
"Send him two salaries?" Qin Huai couldn't help laughing.
Seeing that his friend finally showed a good face, Wen Zhixi couldn't help laughing: "Yeah, isn't he a legendary person, but his temper is a bit bad, he always frowns, and speaks bluntly. , but the teachers and students liked him very much, and even gave him a nickname."
"What nickname?" Qin Huai couldn't help asking.
"Everyone calls him a full-time nanny."
Now the other teachers in the office who couldn't help but listen along laughed, Qin Huai and Wen Zhixi also laughed.
nanny?It's really nice to pair up with Jing Jiang's "I'm unhappy face", Qin Huai's pent-up mood dissipated a lot because of this topic.
Afterwards, Qin Huai had nothing to do and joked with Wen Zhixi, then glanced at his watch and waved goodbye to him, before rushing to class one and three.
"Hi students, my name is Qin Huai, Qin Huai from Qinling Huaihe River, from now on you can call me Teacher Qin." Qin Huai stood on the podium, put on a modest and gentlemanly smile habitually, and made a gentle self to the students Introduction, and the response received was silence.
The smile on Qin Huai's face couldn't hold back. After waiting for a while, the students still didn't respond, so they could only ask, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"
A group of little bastards shook their heads desperately, only one student laughed and said in a somewhat teasing tone: "Mr. Qin, your name is a bit similar to Mr. Jing."
Qin Huai glanced over, hey, he had a little impression of this student, his name was Yi Yan, he was quite famous, it was said that he belonged to the type of student in the rumors: he was disobedient and often caused troubles, and his academic performance was top notch.The teacher has no choice but to let him "grow freely".
Qin Huai immediately withdrew his gaze and decided to resolutely ignore him.
"Hey? Teacher, didn't you hear me?" Yi Yan asked persistently.
Hearing his deliberate question, Qin Huai couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart: "Student, pay attention to classroom discipline. The Qinling Huaihe River and the Yangtze River are not in the same geographical location, they are completely different hahaha, please wait until the geography class and the professionals Discuss, I failed in geography, hehehe."
Qin Huai bent his index finger and tapped his knuckles on the podium a few times: "Since everyone has nothing to do, let's start the class, before learning the book knowledge..."
Yi Yan lay on the table and continued to choke: "Mr. Qin, you really want to go to class? Didn't the head teacher tell you not to come again?"
Snapped--!
The chalk in Qin Huai's hand snapped and turned around. Which one could be tolerated? The math teacher could bear it, but the Chinese teacher couldn't. It hit Yi Yan on the forehead, and the child hit the table with his head covered his face and his face in a loud "Aww".
"Pay attention to classroom discipline, dear classmate, the teacher is an oil seller, and his hands are often slippery." Qin Huai said expressionlessly.
At first, Yi Yan still acted like I was wronged but I didn't speak, but after listening to Qin Huai's words, he raised his head and added: "Do you sell lubricating oil?"
"...Shut up," Qin Huai felt as if his soul had gone out of his body for a second, "If you talk again, you will be the sample test subject."
"Scary!" Yi Yan looked at him in shock, "You are shameless."
Qin Huai's brain suddenly surged and he almost lost his mind.
Qin Huai walked up to Yi Yan and said in a low voice: "Think about it, you definitely can't beat me. I still have dozens of ways to beat you and still make people lose their grip. If you are willing to try, I can beat you." You don’t use it for class anymore, what are you trying to do, you owe me a lot.”
"Excessive!!" Yi Yan continued to be shocked, "You are really shameless."
Qin Huai said indifferently, "You're the fucking shameless."
"I want to pierce your villain." Yi Yan said calmly.
Qin Huai ignored him, and quickly switched to an amiable mode to face the other students: "Students, do you have any suggestions?"
A group of brats shook their heads desperately.
"Okay, let's continue with the class."
The class was silent, only Yi Yan was lying on the table, fiddling with something in the drawer, and staring at Qin Huai.
Qin Huai looked at him sideways, and gave him a middle finger calmly where only he could see.
He said: "..."
Qin Huai finally felt relieved: "Then let's talk about the teaching plan for this semester..."
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When the school bell rang, Qin Huai tidied up the books on the desk, and let out a long sigh of relief: It's day, today is going to be pissed off by Jingjiang in various senses.
Before dark, he had important things to do, so he only reviewed the progress of the day for a short while, then picked up his briefcase and rushed to the bus station.
Just before closing at 06:30, Qin Huai carried two drawers of steamed buns from a time-honored store, went back to his parents' home to honor the elders, chatted with Qin's mother about the daily struggles with colleagues and students at school, and brought a The lunch box crayfish rushed to the place I rented.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry today?" Qin's mother was confused by Qin Huai's hurried rhythm, "Don't you usually stay late at night?"
While putting on his shoes, Qin Huai raised the phone in his hand: "The landlord said that he has found someone who is willing to share the rent. Let me go back and have a look."
"Oh, it's so good." Qin's mother said happily: "You go back quickly, remember to see if this person is an honest person, and an honest person will live together again."
"Okay." Qin Huai waved to Qin's mother and left.
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☆, the school colleague who fell from the sky is a co-tenant
Not long after Qin Huai moved back home from his original city, Qin Huai was kicked out of the house by Qin's father to look for a job, so Qin Huai found a job in the city's No. [-] middle school with high efficiency and quality that both Qin's parents were very satisfied with.
Father Qin: Tsk tsk, you can see it, many children in our yard are from No. [-] Middle School, and when our bastard becomes a No. [-] Middle School teacher, hahaha!Those bastards must use all the good things they have hidden to honor me hahahahahaha! !
Qin's mother: Oh, the teacher is a decent job. My mother wanted to be a teacher since she was a child. She studied hard. Who would have thought that when I met your father, I would call my mother... BALABALA
So Qin Huai decided to be hired. While promoting the core values of socialism in the yard, everyone should implement the idea of being honest, honest, loving the job, and resisting corruption. A rental house only 10 minutes drive from the school.
Finally, under the strict inspection of Qin's mother, I rented a three-bedroom, one-living room. However, after living in it for a few days, Qin's mother realized that such a big house is too spacious for one person to live in. Find a reliable It is better to rent together.So Mother Qin began to ask the landlord to help her pay attention to whether there were any people who were planning to rent a house, but at that time, the school was approaching, and the people who wanted to rent a house had basically finished their tossing, so Qin Huai didn't hold out much hope.
Unexpectedly, he could find someone, Qin Huai was taken aback when he saw the text message.
As night approached, Qin Huai still walked alone in the deep and deep alleys.
With no one following him, his crayfish are no longer held in his hand in a proper manner. From time to time, he has to lift the lid and pinch one in his mouth, making all kinds of "lobsters pass by the mouth, don't stick" A drop of juice" is such a difficult and weird scene.
With the lobster in his mouth, Qin Huai couldn't help but think of the too legendary Mr. Jing. He had no idea that this person not only followed others home at night, but was also a teacher of the school, and also the school's defense and offense assistant. The modified anti-magic weapon...it's too magical. Thinking about spending three years with him in high school, Qin Huai felt a lot of psychological pressure.
But having said that, Qin Huai suddenly remembered, why did Jing Jiang follow him?
Leaving aside the fact that Jing Jiang is a teacher, there is no reason why he would follow a person for half a month on a whim, no reason or motive, could it be said that he hates the Chinese teacher to the point where he wants to kill him?
This is too fucking anti-social, Qin Huai shook his eyebrows, the most he hates morality classes is to burn books, he has never had the urge to follow the teacher and kill him... Wait, okay , It seems, probably, maybe once in a while, no, why am I thinking about this trouble again? !
Qin Huai frantically shook his head, and threw all the content related to "Jingjiang" to the corner of his head, then patted his head, and began to speed up his pace. I have a little Jingjiang, which I never ride. One day I rode it to the market on a whim, and in my hand... Pooh.
In the cospaly of constantly drying the dryer along the way, Qin Huai saw his apartment after a while.
Qin Huai squinted his eyes in the distance and saw two people standing downstairs pointing to the floor where his apartment was located.
One of them was the landlord who helped him contact the co-tenants. He was fat and very kind.
And the other person... Qin Huai approached slowly and looked at him secretly, but that person never turned his face away, Qin Huai could only see his back, he was so big, Qin Huai compared his figure with his own , but... this tall figure seems to be familiar.
When Qin Huai was thinking wildly, he stopped suddenly, opened his eyes wide and looked at the co-tenant who had turned around in shock at some point... I, I want to replay it... No, no, face the reality, Qin Huai calm down Convincingly persuade the other self who is crazy about self-deception, he is ready to say hello to you!
"Hi, I'm Jing Jiang, your co-tenant."
Qin Huai immediately covered his chest, this scum really doesn't care about his young heart!
The two were relatively silent for a long time, and finally Qin Huai decided to say something, but he accidentally forgot the lobster still in his mouth, and the lobster fell out of his mouth due to gravity.
The eyes of the three looked at the "spit" crayfish innocently lying on the ground.
landlord:"……"
Qin Huai: "..."
Jing Jiang: "...dirty."
Qin Huai was furious!
Fortunately, in the end, with the desperate efforts of the landlord, he stopped Qin Huai, who was about to jump on Jingjiang and roar, and coaxed and coaxed the two ancestors into the apartment.
Qin Huai and Jing Jiang were once again swallowed whole by the small sofa, but this time the distance between them was the longest, with the landlord sitting in the middle who kept smiling.
"You two know each other?" the landlord opened the topic.
Qin Huai replied indifferently: "I know."
Jing Jiang answered blankly: "I don't know."
Qin Huai: "..."
landlord:"……"
The landlord was confused by the completely opposite answers from the two people, so he could only look at Qin Huai who said "know him" and said, "This... Teacher Qin, what are you doing...?"
Qin Huai's teeth were itching upright, and his tone was a bit aggressive when facing the soft-spoken landlord in the past: "The teacher of No. [-] Middle School, my colleague, I don't know what kind of memory this master has. I just forgot about it after being beaten up at school today." .”
What is this? !ah! ?Qin Huai was very responsive.
During the day at school, the epilepsy that was threatened by this stinky face was going to attack, and he would see him again when he came back to see a co-tenant in the evening, not to mention the mysterious person who had been following him for more than half a month before today Reality.
If it weren't for Qin Huai's clear understanding of himself and Jingjiang, he would almost think that this was a long-planned malicious revenge.
"Oh, isn't this a good thing? Since we are colleagues, it should be convenient to rent together, and the work and rest hours are the same." The landlord felt good about himself, and ignored Qin Huai's last sentence by the way.
Jing Jiang heard the conversation between the two, turned his head, and his eyes fell on Qin Huai: "Are we colleagues?"
Qin Huai silently covered his chest, and the landlord rushed forward and cried bitterly: "Teacher Qin, hold on! I'll send you to the hospital right away! You must hold on!"
Jing Jiang: "..."
"You are Qin Huai?"
"...Come here... Hurry up and get this scumbag out of the way... Beheaded for public display..." Qin Huai made a will to the landlord as he lay on the sofa in a dying voice.
"Teacher Qin! Be merciful—!" the landlord hurriedly knelt on one knee to persuade him.
Jing Jiang couldn't stand it anymore, he rolled up his sleeves, got up and walked to Qin Huai, grabbed his collar and lifted him up.
Qin Huai: "?!"
landlord:"!!"
Qin Huai: "My mother!? Let go of me!"
"I'm short-sighted, so I can't see people well." Jing Jiang explained with a rare calm expression.
"Oh," Qin Huai immediately returned to a deadpan expression, "Then I will magnanimously spare your life, if you commit the crime again next time..."
"Let you be put to death in a short time, and the body will be quartered by five horses."
"Okay!" Qin Huai cheered up, struggled out of Jing Jiang's grasp, and sat on the sofa.
The landlord who was watching finally let out a long sigh of relief, and silently put the small book used to record the compensation for violent damage to the property into his pocket.
Jing Jiang pushed Qin Huai, Qin Huai moved a position subconsciously, Jing Jiang sat down next to Qin Huai, because the small sofa was too soft, as a result, his action made the two of them stick tightly together, it seemed Special brothers are good.
So the landlord immediately pushed the boat forward: "Then why don't you two rent together like this?"
"No." Qin Huai refused in a clear-headed manner. What kind of joke was he, a good young man in the new era who loved the party and the people, devoted himself to caring for the students, and silently made great contributions to the society, wanted to be with a Gundam and the Devil? Didn't it kill him to have weapons and language haters living under the same roof?
He also doesn't want to make headlines when he goes to jail for violent assault.
So Mr. Jing Jiang, who was good friends with Mr. Qin Huai, was kicked out of the house. Before leaving, he received a "kind farewell" from Mr. Qin Huai: I wish you a long life, goodbye.
Qin Huai locked the door and went to taste the last crayfish contentedly.
However, suddenly there was an ominous premonition, Qin Huai shuddered, not afraid, I am the successor of socialism, I am not afraid of feudal superstition.
However, the next day, Qin Huai woke up refreshed, took a shower and changed his clothes in a happy mood, and after pushing open the bedroom door, his legs softened and he wanted to kneel on the floor.
I saw that in the living room, a pile of neatly stacked luggage and cardboard boxes suddenly appeared around the small sofa overnight. The number was so large that Qin Huai, who was half lying on the door frame, couldn't help doubting himself: Could it be that I have a wet dream...? , Sleepwalking?
Who the hell did it! ?
Qin Huai walked into the living room resolutely, and found that "who" on the small sofa.
That "who" was sitting in the small sofa, heard Qin Huai's footsteps, raised his eyes and glanced at him, and Qin Huai almost fainted when he heard Qin Huai's footsteps.
"Teacher Jing!!" Qin Huai was about to go crazy with anger, "Where the hell did you come in?!"
Jing Jiang pointed behind him with his finger: "The door."
"How the hell did you get in here?!!"
Jing Jiang took out something from his pocket: "The key."
"Where the fuck did you get the keys?!!"
Jing Jiang pointed to Qin Huai's pocket with the key: "It's in your pocket."
"I... Fuck!! Who let you in?!!"
Jing Jiang pointed at himself calmly: "Me."
Qin Huai snatched the key: "Give it back to me! I see you dare to enter my house again!!"
Jing Jiang took another thing out of his pocket: "I have provided a key myself."
Five minutes later, Qin Huai lay paralyzed on the bed clutching his throbbing chest, Jing Jiang sat beside him and frowned and asked, "Do you have a heart attack?"
Qin Huai tremblingly raised his middle finger, panting in an extremely weak way: "You...you give me...scroll."
Jing Jiang: "You are really rude."
Qin Huai rolled up the quilt and tucked himself back into the bed, unwilling to speak anymore.
Jing Jiang sat for a while, seeing that Qin Huai hadn't responded for a long time, he said: "If you don't get up, you will be late."
Qin Huai clenched his teeth and refused to speak.
So Jing Jiang brought a bowl of scallion egg soup and a plate of fried dough sticks steamed buns from the kitchen, and Qin Huai crawled out of bed after smelling the smell.
Jing Jiang pressed the soup bowl to Qin Huai's lips and fed him a sip, urging him, "Finish quickly, let's go to work together."
Holding the soup bowl in his hand, Qin Huai finally couldn't help asking, "Where did you buy it? The chicken soup tastes so delicious?"
Jing Jiang: "I did it."
Qin Huai: "..."
Qin Huai, once judged by Qin's mother, will only cook spicy crayfish in this life. A few days ago, Qin's mother was still extremely worried about Qin Huai's food after living alone. She was worried that Qin Huai would live for a month If it is less than that, you can simply pack it and stuff it into the pyramid.
Qin's mother's worry is not unreasonable. Qin's mother visited him when he first started working, and as a result, a large pile of takeaway packaging was cleaned out from the kitchen. It was shocking to see.
Qin Huai thought about it, so he called the landlord and asked him to prepare a maintenance contract... No, it's a co-tenancy contract.
After breakfast, Qin Huai rinsed his mouth under Jing Jiang's service, and then the two set off for the school together.
It was only when Qin Huai walked to the school gate that he recalled the whole bizarre incident this morning as if he had been freed from a spell, so he grabbed Jing Jiang's clothes in front of the school security guards and the parents of the students who were passing by. The leader asked with a stern face, "Did you... put medicine in the chicken soup?"
"No, but..." Jing Jiang hesitated to speak.
Qin Huai saw that there was indeed something tricky, and immediately forced him to ask: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict, but what!? Spit out your words to me, and I will spare your life."
Qin Huai continued what he didn't finish with a blank expression: "But the dean is here."
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☆、Teachers love to gossip
"Mr. Qin, what are you doing?"
As soon as Qin Huai turned around, he saw the dean's eyes implying overwhelming anger, and the hand that was holding Jing Jiang's collar suddenly loosened, and a 180-degree drift turned into a movement of embracing his shoulder: "No, it's nothing, I was playing around with Teacher Jing."
"Really?" The dean walked up to the two, scanning the two dangerous criminals with suspicion on his face:.
"Really, the two of us are living together now... Cao Nima (whispering)." Qin Huai quietly pinched Jing Jiang's waist, trying to hint that he should be more honest, but it was a bit hard, and Jing Jiang felt like Like pinching on a rock.
"Yes, I just moved in." Jing Jiang successfully received Qin Huai's message, and pinched his waist with his backhand, saying that he should stop pinching, he already knew, but he didn't expect Qin Huai to suddenly "Oh—— "With a scorpion, it bounced out directly.
The teaching director and the onlookers all looked at them with a horrified expression for a moment, Qin Huai smiled at them almost reflexively, and then glared at Jing Jiang with shame and indignation: "You!...Why are you pinching me?!"
Jing Jiang's eyebrows trembled: "I think this can only be regarded as reciprocity."
The dean interjected in a timely manner: "What are you pinching? What kind of reciprocity?"
Qin Huai immediately shut up.
Jing Jiang responded casually: "It's nothing, we're going to be late soon, let's go first."
The dean looked suspiciously at the two behaving strangely, but finally let them go.
Qin Huai and Jing Jiang were walking on the way to the office, Qin Huai said to himself with lingering fear: "I almost lost my reputation in front of the students' parents."
"What are you talking about?" Jing Jiang suddenly approached Qin Huai and asked with a blank expression. Qin Huai immediately jumped back and distanced himself from Jing Jiang.
Jing Jiang frowned and said, "Calm down."
Qin Huai replied angrily: "Calm down, it's not all because of you."
"What can you blame me for?" Jing Jiang said impatiently.
Qin Huai became even more angry: "If it wasn't because you didn't know what method to use in the middle of the night..."
"Use your key."
"Don't you still think this behavior is natural?!" Qin Huai couldn't help rushing up to grab him by the collar again, but there were still students walking around, so he had no choice but to hold back his urge to "control violence with violence". .
"You have agreed to rent together, and you have notified the landlord." Jing Jiang reminded of course.
"That happened after you entered my house illegally!" Qin Huai had nothing to say to Jing Jiang's unreasonable words, "And what I said is that if you are responsible for the three meals at home in the future, I will share the rent with you."
Jing Jiang gave him a cold sideways look: "Oh."
Then before the next wave of volcanic eruptions in Qinhuai, calmly evacuate the scene and rush to the classroom.
So Qin Huai gritted his teeth and walked into the office for the second time. Why did he naively think that this was a sign of a peaceful life, but Nima was stimulated to jump up and beat someone on the first day, and the one who was beaten on the second day? Someone broke into the door, and every day after that, if nothing unexpected happens, I have to get along with this person day and night.
There is nothing to love in life, Qin Huai sighed.
The geography teacher next door, Baihu, saw his expression and joked casually: "They are all important geographical boundaries, why not coexist peacefully and create a harmonious and stable geographical map?"
Qin Huai: "I thought it was a complete water system and the difference between a mountain and a river."
Teacher Bai touched his chin: "So are you implying the generation gap between you and Teacher Jing?"
Qin Huai opened the drawer and took out the Chinese textbook: "The generation gap is established on the premise of communication. He and I can't have any normal, polite and respectful communication at all."
Teacher Bai kicked the ground with his feet, and slid the seat to Qin Huai's side. He folded his arms on Qin Huai's drawer, smiled, and said ruthlessly, "He's the head teacher of your class. He doesn't communicate with you." is it possible?"
"Talking with people is considered communication, and talking with scum is nothing but talking to yourself," Qin Huai said expressionlessly, pulling away Teacher Bai's claws, and pushing the drawer back.
"Hehehe~" Teacher Bai smiled without saying a word, kicked her foot again, and slid back to her seat.
Qin Huai spread out the book, picked up a pen in a certain blank space, and wrote the word "Jingjiang", the pen was sharp, and the ink soaked eight parts, and then turned the page with a "crash--".
A few minutes later, Teacher Bai, who had returned, snapped his fingers in front of Qin Huai's eyes: "I suddenly remembered something."
Qin Huai gritted his teeth and looked up, seeing his half-smile face.
"Look at your schedule."
City No. [-] Middle School is a well-known high school in Province A. It recruits most of the top students with excellent grades and good moral character.However, because these top students generally have their own learning methods, the learning atmosphere of No. [-] Middle School has always been known as being very free.They, to put it nicely, sometimes have a more casual attitude towards teachers, but to be more realistic, they generally don't take teachers seriously, and they are a group of wayward children.
But among such a pile of students, there is a teacher who is more willful than the students - Jing Jiang.
When it comes to Jingjiang’s maverick and freewheeling among the teachers, even some students are amazed. For example, I don’t know if he has taught physical education in the past. In short, the atmosphere in his class is too free and unrestrained, and some students even run to the school during class. Doing problems in the corridor is only because the class is too noisy; or he doesn’t pay attention to the parents of the students, and often pushes the angry and roaring parents out of the office with one hand; coupled with his grumpy face at that time, "Part-time job" with the school security guard who seems to be an urban rumor, so many people respect him at a distance...
For example, at this moment, he entered the classroom empty-handed as usual.When the students in the class saw him, they immediately started to say hello one after another.
"Mr. Jing, good morning, I forgot to do my homework yesterday."
"Then you can do it twice today."
"Ah? What? I'm kidding!"
"Remember to do it twice today."
"I make up..."
"Hey! Head teacher! You came early today! You're not even late!"
"I moved."
"Teacher, what are you doing with Teacher Qin at the school gate this morning? Are you fighting?"
"If you fight, you are already playing games at home by now."
"if
The least surprising thing was Qin Huai. He was told by Qin's mother to be a teacher since he was a child, so he became a teacher right after graduating from university, which is not surprising.However, Qin Huai was originally a teacher in the city where his university was located, but some irreversible things happened later, he had no choice but to return to his hometown.But he hadn't been at home for a long time, when he was kicked out of the house by Qin's father to look for a job. Coincidentally, the school he applied for was Wen Zhixi's high school.So Wen Zhixi, who heard the news that his friend was coming, immediately patted Qin's mother on the chest, promising to take good care of Qin Huai from head to toe, and cheated a lot of hairy crabs from Qin's mother.
Qin Huai originally thought that he was really doing it for the hairy crabs, but he didn't expect that he would simply apply to be transferred back to the first year of senior high school. I really don't know what was going on in his mind.
No wonder Qin Huai rushed over to inquire about the news as soon as he entered the office.
"Hey! Tell me something else!" Wen Zhixi approached Qin Huai and asked mysteriously, without any sense of alienation after years of separation: "I heard that you were arrested by the dean just as you took office today, what's going on? ?”
When this topic was brought up, Qin Huai's temper that had just dropped immediately turned back up again.
"Hey, let me tell you, can you frankly say something, don't put on such a stinky face, who will you show it to?" Wen Zhixi glanced at Qin Huai's stinky face in disgust, "I'm your buddy, and why don't you show it to me?" Not your husband."
"As long as you talk fast, you dare to say anything," Qin Huai slapped him on the forehead, and he immediately changed into a flattering fox face. Qin Huai said with a very bad expression, "Today there is a bastard... "
Wen Zhixi: "...high-energy warning ahead."
"Fuck you!" Qin Huai finally couldn't help it, and scolded him with a smile, before continuing: "There's a bastard who is so damn stupid."
"What's wrong?"
"Tell me that he hates Chinese, if possible, he will change all my classes into self-study classes, and then I can go home and stay, that would be great." Qin Huai's anger has been completely extinguished by Wen Zhixi , This meeting is not as impulsive as it was at the time, with an extraordinary appearance that sees through the world, but he added: "I have a lighter ready."
"My god..." Wen Zhixi covered his chest, and looked at Qin Huai very regretfully: "Then, is he still alive now?"
"Isn't that nonsense?!" Qin Huai sighed, "If he wasn't alive, would I be so angry?!"
"Then what are you going to do? Shot in the dark, or beat you openly," Wen Zhixi couldn't help laughing, "Who the hell is it? It's so rare to see you deflated, acting like I'm the most awesome all day long Son."
Qin Huai gave him a cold look, until Wen Zhixi's back felt chills, and then slowly uttered two words: "Jingjiang."
Wen Zhixi instantly: "..."
Qin Huai looked at him expressionlessly: "..."
Wen Zhixi continued: "..."
Qin Huai said angrily: "Fuck me! What the hell are you reacting to!?"
Wen Zhixi immediately acted like a mourning concubine: "Why is Mr. Qin so cruel? Could it be that he doesn't miss his old love?"
Qin Huai slapped him and brought him back to his normal mode: "Don't fucking blur the core of the problem for me. People who try to blind the eyes of the people are all roadblocks to socialism and the cancer of society!"
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, shut up quickly, why don't you teach morality with such a correct mind!" Wen Zhixi patted his head.
"Ideology and morality..." Qin Huai immediately shrank back into the chair like dehydrated vegetables, murmured with blank eyes, "Ah...ideology and morality."
"Okay, please, don't talk about ideology and morality anymore." Wen Zhixi rubbed his twitching heart.
"It's obviously four words."
"Didn't we call it politics at that time?" Wen Zhixi pulled him out of the chair, "Quickly, cheer up! The cultivator of the flowers of the motherland! The porter of knowledge! Quickly, let me tell you about that It's about Jingjiang."
"I almost forgot, so hurry up and tell me," Qin Huai said, a squid swelled up from his chair, "knowing yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles. I found out about him today, and tomorrow there will be an extra one in the mortuary. An unknown corpse who has made great contributions to the medical cause of the motherland."
"..." Wen Zhixi rubbed his nose: "Can you change 'almost forgot' to 'almost remembered', and then we will continue walking according to your words, and we can happily build a harmonious socialist society together. "
"I'll give you three seconds, 1...3."
"Damn it, don't be ashamed. Well, since you've just arrived, you may not have heard of Jingjiang." Wen Zhixi Balabala quickly babbled a string of nonsense words from his mouth.
"Teacher Jing, that's really it," Wen Zhixi said with a complicated expression.
"what is wrong?"
"I can only briefly summarize it," Wen Zhixi said, "He is simply a high-tech anti-magic weapon of our school's advanced intelligent artificial defense and offense."
Qin Huai: "...What is this magical species that combines the functions of Gundam and exorcist at the same time."
Wen Zhixi ignored Qin Huai's complaints, and continued: "You have seen him too, right? He is a tall man, right?" Wen Zhixi squatted beside Qin Huai's legs, raised his head and talked to him: "Here To give a recent example, I heard that in the third year of high school he led last year, there was a student whose grades were not improving. The child couldn't bear it psychologically, so he ran to the Internet cafe all day. I don't know what happened, but I got a bunch of jerks Damn, those gangsters were unconvinced after being provoked, and wanted to come to the school to squat. Let the teacher know about it, and then the principal also knew about it, so the principal would definitely not want to, dare to do something on my territory... No, dare to touch my students, let you come and go... no, no, let you not succeed!"
Qin Huai: "Can you not mix personal emotions in the narrative of objective facts?"
Wen Zhixi: "In short, the principal had a conversation with Teacher Jing, and then Teacher Jing also went to talk to the student, and from the next day, he stood on the campus like a watchdog every day, rain or shine. The door, that's really, it looks like what I saw in this situation, anyone who fucking wants to cause trouble can step over my corpse!"
Qin Huai looked at him expressionlessly: "I want to record this passage of yours and play it on the big radio."
"My lord—!" Wen Zhixi knelt down in front of Qin Huai with a plop, held Qin Huai's clothes with both hands, and cried with tears in his eyes: "Why are you so ruthless!"
Qin Huai swung Wen Zhixi's claws away with a big hand, and ordered ruthlessly, "Hurry up and finish!"
Wen Zhixi concretized a kaomoji "(^o^)/YESSIR!" on his face, and then continued: "Ms. Jing caught those people several times in a row, and I don't know how to deal with them. Come on later. I will never see those people again."
Qin Huai frowned even more while listening.
"This kind of thing has happened many times before, and the principal directly told him that in the future, if this kind of thing happens again, he should go to Teacher Jing to discuss it. His business scope includes personal safety matters for teachers and students and the cultivation of mathematical thinking. It is unprecedented to pay a security guard salary."
"Send him two salaries?" Qin Huai couldn't help laughing.
Seeing that his friend finally showed a good face, Wen Zhixi couldn't help laughing: "Yeah, isn't he a legendary person, but his temper is a bit bad, he always frowns, and speaks bluntly. , but the teachers and students liked him very much, and even gave him a nickname."
"What nickname?" Qin Huai couldn't help asking.
"Everyone calls him a full-time nanny."
Now the other teachers in the office who couldn't help but listen along laughed, Qin Huai and Wen Zhixi also laughed.
nanny?It's really nice to pair up with Jing Jiang's "I'm unhappy face", Qin Huai's pent-up mood dissipated a lot because of this topic.
Afterwards, Qin Huai had nothing to do and joked with Wen Zhixi, then glanced at his watch and waved goodbye to him, before rushing to class one and three.
"Hi students, my name is Qin Huai, Qin Huai from Qinling Huaihe River, from now on you can call me Teacher Qin." Qin Huai stood on the podium, put on a modest and gentlemanly smile habitually, and made a gentle self to the students Introduction, and the response received was silence.
The smile on Qin Huai's face couldn't hold back. After waiting for a while, the students still didn't respond, so they could only ask, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"
A group of little bastards shook their heads desperately, only one student laughed and said in a somewhat teasing tone: "Mr. Qin, your name is a bit similar to Mr. Jing."
Qin Huai glanced over, hey, he had a little impression of this student, his name was Yi Yan, he was quite famous, it was said that he belonged to the type of student in the rumors: he was disobedient and often caused troubles, and his academic performance was top notch.The teacher has no choice but to let him "grow freely".
Qin Huai immediately withdrew his gaze and decided to resolutely ignore him.
"Hey? Teacher, didn't you hear me?" Yi Yan asked persistently.
Hearing his deliberate question, Qin Huai couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart: "Student, pay attention to classroom discipline. The Qinling Huaihe River and the Yangtze River are not in the same geographical location, they are completely different hahaha, please wait until the geography class and the professionals Discuss, I failed in geography, hehehe."
Qin Huai bent his index finger and tapped his knuckles on the podium a few times: "Since everyone has nothing to do, let's start the class, before learning the book knowledge..."
Yi Yan lay on the table and continued to choke: "Mr. Qin, you really want to go to class? Didn't the head teacher tell you not to come again?"
Snapped--!
The chalk in Qin Huai's hand snapped and turned around. Which one could be tolerated? The math teacher could bear it, but the Chinese teacher couldn't. It hit Yi Yan on the forehead, and the child hit the table with his head covered his face and his face in a loud "Aww".
"Pay attention to classroom discipline, dear classmate, the teacher is an oil seller, and his hands are often slippery." Qin Huai said expressionlessly.
At first, Yi Yan still acted like I was wronged but I didn't speak, but after listening to Qin Huai's words, he raised his head and added: "Do you sell lubricating oil?"
"...Shut up," Qin Huai felt as if his soul had gone out of his body for a second, "If you talk again, you will be the sample test subject."
"Scary!" Yi Yan looked at him in shock, "You are shameless."
Qin Huai's brain suddenly surged and he almost lost his mind.
Qin Huai walked up to Yi Yan and said in a low voice: "Think about it, you definitely can't beat me. I still have dozens of ways to beat you and still make people lose their grip. If you are willing to try, I can beat you." You don’t use it for class anymore, what are you trying to do, you owe me a lot.”
"Excessive!!" Yi Yan continued to be shocked, "You are really shameless."
Qin Huai said indifferently, "You're the fucking shameless."
"I want to pierce your villain." Yi Yan said calmly.
Qin Huai ignored him, and quickly switched to an amiable mode to face the other students: "Students, do you have any suggestions?"
A group of brats shook their heads desperately.
"Okay, let's continue with the class."
The class was silent, only Yi Yan was lying on the table, fiddling with something in the drawer, and staring at Qin Huai.
Qin Huai looked at him sideways, and gave him a middle finger calmly where only he could see.
He said: "..."
Qin Huai finally felt relieved: "Then let's talk about the teaching plan for this semester..."
....................................
When the school bell rang, Qin Huai tidied up the books on the desk, and let out a long sigh of relief: It's day, today is going to be pissed off by Jingjiang in various senses.
Before dark, he had important things to do, so he only reviewed the progress of the day for a short while, then picked up his briefcase and rushed to the bus station.
Just before closing at 06:30, Qin Huai carried two drawers of steamed buns from a time-honored store, went back to his parents' home to honor the elders, chatted with Qin's mother about the daily struggles with colleagues and students at school, and brought a The lunch box crayfish rushed to the place I rented.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry today?" Qin's mother was confused by Qin Huai's hurried rhythm, "Don't you usually stay late at night?"
While putting on his shoes, Qin Huai raised the phone in his hand: "The landlord said that he has found someone who is willing to share the rent. Let me go back and have a look."
"Oh, it's so good." Qin's mother said happily: "You go back quickly, remember to see if this person is an honest person, and an honest person will live together again."
"Okay." Qin Huai waved to Qin's mother and left.
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☆, the school colleague who fell from the sky is a co-tenant
Not long after Qin Huai moved back home from his original city, Qin Huai was kicked out of the house by Qin's father to look for a job, so Qin Huai found a job in the city's No. [-] middle school with high efficiency and quality that both Qin's parents were very satisfied with.
Father Qin: Tsk tsk, you can see it, many children in our yard are from No. [-] Middle School, and when our bastard becomes a No. [-] Middle School teacher, hahaha!Those bastards must use all the good things they have hidden to honor me hahahahahaha! !
Qin's mother: Oh, the teacher is a decent job. My mother wanted to be a teacher since she was a child. She studied hard. Who would have thought that when I met your father, I would call my mother... BALABALA
So Qin Huai decided to be hired. While promoting the core values of socialism in the yard, everyone should implement the idea of being honest, honest, loving the job, and resisting corruption. A rental house only 10 minutes drive from the school.
Finally, under the strict inspection of Qin's mother, I rented a three-bedroom, one-living room. However, after living in it for a few days, Qin's mother realized that such a big house is too spacious for one person to live in. Find a reliable It is better to rent together.So Mother Qin began to ask the landlord to help her pay attention to whether there were any people who were planning to rent a house, but at that time, the school was approaching, and the people who wanted to rent a house had basically finished their tossing, so Qin Huai didn't hold out much hope.
Unexpectedly, he could find someone, Qin Huai was taken aback when he saw the text message.
As night approached, Qin Huai still walked alone in the deep and deep alleys.
With no one following him, his crayfish are no longer held in his hand in a proper manner. From time to time, he has to lift the lid and pinch one in his mouth, making all kinds of "lobsters pass by the mouth, don't stick" A drop of juice" is such a difficult and weird scene.
With the lobster in his mouth, Qin Huai couldn't help but think of the too legendary Mr. Jing. He had no idea that this person not only followed others home at night, but was also a teacher of the school, and also the school's defense and offense assistant. The modified anti-magic weapon...it's too magical. Thinking about spending three years with him in high school, Qin Huai felt a lot of psychological pressure.
But having said that, Qin Huai suddenly remembered, why did Jing Jiang follow him?
Leaving aside the fact that Jing Jiang is a teacher, there is no reason why he would follow a person for half a month on a whim, no reason or motive, could it be said that he hates the Chinese teacher to the point where he wants to kill him?
This is too fucking anti-social, Qin Huai shook his eyebrows, the most he hates morality classes is to burn books, he has never had the urge to follow the teacher and kill him... Wait, okay , It seems, probably, maybe once in a while, no, why am I thinking about this trouble again? !
Qin Huai frantically shook his head, and threw all the content related to "Jingjiang" to the corner of his head, then patted his head, and began to speed up his pace. I have a little Jingjiang, which I never ride. One day I rode it to the market on a whim, and in my hand... Pooh.
In the cospaly of constantly drying the dryer along the way, Qin Huai saw his apartment after a while.
Qin Huai squinted his eyes in the distance and saw two people standing downstairs pointing to the floor where his apartment was located.
One of them was the landlord who helped him contact the co-tenants. He was fat and very kind.
And the other person... Qin Huai approached slowly and looked at him secretly, but that person never turned his face away, Qin Huai could only see his back, he was so big, Qin Huai compared his figure with his own , but... this tall figure seems to be familiar.
When Qin Huai was thinking wildly, he stopped suddenly, opened his eyes wide and looked at the co-tenant who had turned around in shock at some point... I, I want to replay it... No, no, face the reality, Qin Huai calm down Convincingly persuade the other self who is crazy about self-deception, he is ready to say hello to you!
"Hi, I'm Jing Jiang, your co-tenant."
Qin Huai immediately covered his chest, this scum really doesn't care about his young heart!
The two were relatively silent for a long time, and finally Qin Huai decided to say something, but he accidentally forgot the lobster still in his mouth, and the lobster fell out of his mouth due to gravity.
The eyes of the three looked at the "spit" crayfish innocently lying on the ground.
landlord:"……"
Qin Huai: "..."
Jing Jiang: "...dirty."
Qin Huai was furious!
Fortunately, in the end, with the desperate efforts of the landlord, he stopped Qin Huai, who was about to jump on Jingjiang and roar, and coaxed and coaxed the two ancestors into the apartment.
Qin Huai and Jing Jiang were once again swallowed whole by the small sofa, but this time the distance between them was the longest, with the landlord sitting in the middle who kept smiling.
"You two know each other?" the landlord opened the topic.
Qin Huai replied indifferently: "I know."
Jing Jiang answered blankly: "I don't know."
Qin Huai: "..."
landlord:"……"
The landlord was confused by the completely opposite answers from the two people, so he could only look at Qin Huai who said "know him" and said, "This... Teacher Qin, what are you doing...?"
Qin Huai's teeth were itching upright, and his tone was a bit aggressive when facing the soft-spoken landlord in the past: "The teacher of No. [-] Middle School, my colleague, I don't know what kind of memory this master has. I just forgot about it after being beaten up at school today." .”
What is this? !ah! ?Qin Huai was very responsive.
During the day at school, the epilepsy that was threatened by this stinky face was going to attack, and he would see him again when he came back to see a co-tenant in the evening, not to mention the mysterious person who had been following him for more than half a month before today Reality.
If it weren't for Qin Huai's clear understanding of himself and Jingjiang, he would almost think that this was a long-planned malicious revenge.
"Oh, isn't this a good thing? Since we are colleagues, it should be convenient to rent together, and the work and rest hours are the same." The landlord felt good about himself, and ignored Qin Huai's last sentence by the way.
Jing Jiang heard the conversation between the two, turned his head, and his eyes fell on Qin Huai: "Are we colleagues?"
Qin Huai silently covered his chest, and the landlord rushed forward and cried bitterly: "Teacher Qin, hold on! I'll send you to the hospital right away! You must hold on!"
Jing Jiang: "..."
"You are Qin Huai?"
"...Come here... Hurry up and get this scumbag out of the way... Beheaded for public display..." Qin Huai made a will to the landlord as he lay on the sofa in a dying voice.
"Teacher Qin! Be merciful—!" the landlord hurriedly knelt on one knee to persuade him.
Jing Jiang couldn't stand it anymore, he rolled up his sleeves, got up and walked to Qin Huai, grabbed his collar and lifted him up.
Qin Huai: "?!"
landlord:"!!"
Qin Huai: "My mother!? Let go of me!"
"I'm short-sighted, so I can't see people well." Jing Jiang explained with a rare calm expression.
"Oh," Qin Huai immediately returned to a deadpan expression, "Then I will magnanimously spare your life, if you commit the crime again next time..."
"Let you be put to death in a short time, and the body will be quartered by five horses."
"Okay!" Qin Huai cheered up, struggled out of Jing Jiang's grasp, and sat on the sofa.
The landlord who was watching finally let out a long sigh of relief, and silently put the small book used to record the compensation for violent damage to the property into his pocket.
Jing Jiang pushed Qin Huai, Qin Huai moved a position subconsciously, Jing Jiang sat down next to Qin Huai, because the small sofa was too soft, as a result, his action made the two of them stick tightly together, it seemed Special brothers are good.
So the landlord immediately pushed the boat forward: "Then why don't you two rent together like this?"
"No." Qin Huai refused in a clear-headed manner. What kind of joke was he, a good young man in the new era who loved the party and the people, devoted himself to caring for the students, and silently made great contributions to the society, wanted to be with a Gundam and the Devil? Didn't it kill him to have weapons and language haters living under the same roof?
He also doesn't want to make headlines when he goes to jail for violent assault.
So Mr. Jing Jiang, who was good friends with Mr. Qin Huai, was kicked out of the house. Before leaving, he received a "kind farewell" from Mr. Qin Huai: I wish you a long life, goodbye.
Qin Huai locked the door and went to taste the last crayfish contentedly.
However, suddenly there was an ominous premonition, Qin Huai shuddered, not afraid, I am the successor of socialism, I am not afraid of feudal superstition.
However, the next day, Qin Huai woke up refreshed, took a shower and changed his clothes in a happy mood, and after pushing open the bedroom door, his legs softened and he wanted to kneel on the floor.
I saw that in the living room, a pile of neatly stacked luggage and cardboard boxes suddenly appeared around the small sofa overnight. The number was so large that Qin Huai, who was half lying on the door frame, couldn't help doubting himself: Could it be that I have a wet dream...? , Sleepwalking?
Who the hell did it! ?
Qin Huai walked into the living room resolutely, and found that "who" on the small sofa.
That "who" was sitting in the small sofa, heard Qin Huai's footsteps, raised his eyes and glanced at him, and Qin Huai almost fainted when he heard Qin Huai's footsteps.
"Teacher Jing!!" Qin Huai was about to go crazy with anger, "Where the hell did you come in?!"
Jing Jiang pointed behind him with his finger: "The door."
"How the hell did you get in here?!!"
Jing Jiang took out something from his pocket: "The key."
"Where the fuck did you get the keys?!!"
Jing Jiang pointed to Qin Huai's pocket with the key: "It's in your pocket."
"I... Fuck!! Who let you in?!!"
Jing Jiang pointed at himself calmly: "Me."
Qin Huai snatched the key: "Give it back to me! I see you dare to enter my house again!!"
Jing Jiang took another thing out of his pocket: "I have provided a key myself."
Five minutes later, Qin Huai lay paralyzed on the bed clutching his throbbing chest, Jing Jiang sat beside him and frowned and asked, "Do you have a heart attack?"
Qin Huai tremblingly raised his middle finger, panting in an extremely weak way: "You...you give me...scroll."
Jing Jiang: "You are really rude."
Qin Huai rolled up the quilt and tucked himself back into the bed, unwilling to speak anymore.
Jing Jiang sat for a while, seeing that Qin Huai hadn't responded for a long time, he said: "If you don't get up, you will be late."
Qin Huai clenched his teeth and refused to speak.
So Jing Jiang brought a bowl of scallion egg soup and a plate of fried dough sticks steamed buns from the kitchen, and Qin Huai crawled out of bed after smelling the smell.
Jing Jiang pressed the soup bowl to Qin Huai's lips and fed him a sip, urging him, "Finish quickly, let's go to work together."
Holding the soup bowl in his hand, Qin Huai finally couldn't help asking, "Where did you buy it? The chicken soup tastes so delicious?"
Jing Jiang: "I did it."
Qin Huai: "..."
Qin Huai, once judged by Qin's mother, will only cook spicy crayfish in this life. A few days ago, Qin's mother was still extremely worried about Qin Huai's food after living alone. She was worried that Qin Huai would live for a month If it is less than that, you can simply pack it and stuff it into the pyramid.
Qin's mother's worry is not unreasonable. Qin's mother visited him when he first started working, and as a result, a large pile of takeaway packaging was cleaned out from the kitchen. It was shocking to see.
Qin Huai thought about it, so he called the landlord and asked him to prepare a maintenance contract... No, it's a co-tenancy contract.
After breakfast, Qin Huai rinsed his mouth under Jing Jiang's service, and then the two set off for the school together.
It was only when Qin Huai walked to the school gate that he recalled the whole bizarre incident this morning as if he had been freed from a spell, so he grabbed Jing Jiang's clothes in front of the school security guards and the parents of the students who were passing by. The leader asked with a stern face, "Did you... put medicine in the chicken soup?"
"No, but..." Jing Jiang hesitated to speak.
Qin Huai saw that there was indeed something tricky, and immediately forced him to ask: "If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be strict, but what!? Spit out your words to me, and I will spare your life."
Qin Huai continued what he didn't finish with a blank expression: "But the dean is here."
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☆、Teachers love to gossip
"Mr. Qin, what are you doing?"
As soon as Qin Huai turned around, he saw the dean's eyes implying overwhelming anger, and the hand that was holding Jing Jiang's collar suddenly loosened, and a 180-degree drift turned into a movement of embracing his shoulder: "No, it's nothing, I was playing around with Teacher Jing."
"Really?" The dean walked up to the two, scanning the two dangerous criminals with suspicion on his face:.
"Really, the two of us are living together now... Cao Nima (whispering)." Qin Huai quietly pinched Jing Jiang's waist, trying to hint that he should be more honest, but it was a bit hard, and Jing Jiang felt like Like pinching on a rock.
"Yes, I just moved in." Jing Jiang successfully received Qin Huai's message, and pinched his waist with his backhand, saying that he should stop pinching, he already knew, but he didn't expect Qin Huai to suddenly "Oh—— "With a scorpion, it bounced out directly.
The teaching director and the onlookers all looked at them with a horrified expression for a moment, Qin Huai smiled at them almost reflexively, and then glared at Jing Jiang with shame and indignation: "You!...Why are you pinching me?!"
Jing Jiang's eyebrows trembled: "I think this can only be regarded as reciprocity."
The dean interjected in a timely manner: "What are you pinching? What kind of reciprocity?"
Qin Huai immediately shut up.
Jing Jiang responded casually: "It's nothing, we're going to be late soon, let's go first."
The dean looked suspiciously at the two behaving strangely, but finally let them go.
Qin Huai and Jing Jiang were walking on the way to the office, Qin Huai said to himself with lingering fear: "I almost lost my reputation in front of the students' parents."
"What are you talking about?" Jing Jiang suddenly approached Qin Huai and asked with a blank expression. Qin Huai immediately jumped back and distanced himself from Jing Jiang.
Jing Jiang frowned and said, "Calm down."
Qin Huai replied angrily: "Calm down, it's not all because of you."
"What can you blame me for?" Jing Jiang said impatiently.
Qin Huai became even more angry: "If it wasn't because you didn't know what method to use in the middle of the night..."
"Use your key."
"Don't you still think this behavior is natural?!" Qin Huai couldn't help rushing up to grab him by the collar again, but there were still students walking around, so he had no choice but to hold back his urge to "control violence with violence". .
"You have agreed to rent together, and you have notified the landlord." Jing Jiang reminded of course.
"That happened after you entered my house illegally!" Qin Huai had nothing to say to Jing Jiang's unreasonable words, "And what I said is that if you are responsible for the three meals at home in the future, I will share the rent with you."
Jing Jiang gave him a cold sideways look: "Oh."
Then before the next wave of volcanic eruptions in Qinhuai, calmly evacuate the scene and rush to the classroom.
So Qin Huai gritted his teeth and walked into the office for the second time. Why did he naively think that this was a sign of a peaceful life, but Nima was stimulated to jump up and beat someone on the first day, and the one who was beaten on the second day? Someone broke into the door, and every day after that, if nothing unexpected happens, I have to get along with this person day and night.
There is nothing to love in life, Qin Huai sighed.
The geography teacher next door, Baihu, saw his expression and joked casually: "They are all important geographical boundaries, why not coexist peacefully and create a harmonious and stable geographical map?"
Qin Huai: "I thought it was a complete water system and the difference between a mountain and a river."
Teacher Bai touched his chin: "So are you implying the generation gap between you and Teacher Jing?"
Qin Huai opened the drawer and took out the Chinese textbook: "The generation gap is established on the premise of communication. He and I can't have any normal, polite and respectful communication at all."
Teacher Bai kicked the ground with his feet, and slid the seat to Qin Huai's side. He folded his arms on Qin Huai's drawer, smiled, and said ruthlessly, "He's the head teacher of your class. He doesn't communicate with you." is it possible?"
"Talking with people is considered communication, and talking with scum is nothing but talking to yourself," Qin Huai said expressionlessly, pulling away Teacher Bai's claws, and pushing the drawer back.
"Hehehe~" Teacher Bai smiled without saying a word, kicked her foot again, and slid back to her seat.
Qin Huai spread out the book, picked up a pen in a certain blank space, and wrote the word "Jingjiang", the pen was sharp, and the ink soaked eight parts, and then turned the page with a "crash--".
A few minutes later, Teacher Bai, who had returned, snapped his fingers in front of Qin Huai's eyes: "I suddenly remembered something."
Qin Huai gritted his teeth and looked up, seeing his half-smile face.
"Look at your schedule."
City No. [-] Middle School is a well-known high school in Province A. It recruits most of the top students with excellent grades and good moral character.However, because these top students generally have their own learning methods, the learning atmosphere of No. [-] Middle School has always been known as being very free.They, to put it nicely, sometimes have a more casual attitude towards teachers, but to be more realistic, they generally don't take teachers seriously, and they are a group of wayward children.
But among such a pile of students, there is a teacher who is more willful than the students - Jing Jiang.
When it comes to Jingjiang’s maverick and freewheeling among the teachers, even some students are amazed. For example, I don’t know if he has taught physical education in the past. In short, the atmosphere in his class is too free and unrestrained, and some students even run to the school during class. Doing problems in the corridor is only because the class is too noisy; or he doesn’t pay attention to the parents of the students, and often pushes the angry and roaring parents out of the office with one hand; coupled with his grumpy face at that time, "Part-time job" with the school security guard who seems to be an urban rumor, so many people respect him at a distance...
For example, at this moment, he entered the classroom empty-handed as usual.When the students in the class saw him, they immediately started to say hello one after another.
"Mr. Jing, good morning, I forgot to do my homework yesterday."
"Then you can do it twice today."
"Ah? What? I'm kidding!"
"Remember to do it twice today."
"I make up..."
"Hey! Head teacher! You came early today! You're not even late!"
"I moved."
"Teacher, what are you doing with Teacher Qin at the school gate this morning? Are you fighting?"
"If you fight, you are already playing games at home by now."
"if
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