God, get out

~ It’s nothing more than an introduction to the novels and cover works of fried turtles. Others about gender and so on, nothing is out of the fart.

In this way, Han Mo's interest in this sugar-fried tortoise is even greater. This person can write novels and sing, and he is also his brother's favorite author. Judging from Aite in his comment area, he might be as good as him. Ye Bai has a leg. Thinking about it this way, this person seems to be more lethal than Ye Bai!And the most important thing is that his gender is unknown!Since there is no photo of him on Weibo, why not just go to station B and listen to his songs? Although it is possible to fake the voice, but when the two voices switch, it is better to expose something, not to mention his age Most of the songs are duets sung by couples.

Han Mo doesn't know much about music, and he's not a music lover, so when he put on his earphones and swiped into station B and found the cover song of Tang Chaogui, he was a little confused.

His works are not very many, just more than 50 cover songs, with male voices, female voices and male and female voices. Compared with Ye Bai's hundreds of videos, it is indeed a small number, but when he saw the sugar-fried turtle When his fans actually had 50, Han Mo fell silent. Sure enough, he didn't understand the world of great gods, or not everyone could become a great god.

Some people don’t know how many songs they have sung, how many videos they have recorded, and the number of fans is even less than a thousand, but the number of fans of these people is already in units of [-]. God must have cheated on them!

After a cursory glance, Han Mo found that among the more than 50 songs he could hum a sentence or two, he could count them with one hand. Thinking of this, Han Mo simply clicked on the only song he hummed. The song "A Little Sweet" I started with happened to be a male and female duet.

Before he clicked in, Han Mo glanced at the comment area first. There were thousands of bullet screens and comments for this song, and more than 30 hits.

After glancing at the comments in the comment area, Han Mo realized what his younger brother meant when he said Wannian cheated goods. This fucking reminder has been urged to come to station B. How cheated is this person?

Look at the row after row of reminder comments at the bottom...

Turtle girl! ! !When will you update the text! ps: Although the song is nice, it doesn't mean you can't update the text!

The author is great!You haven't updated your post for a week and three hours, did you miss it?Come back and update the article when you have an elbow!

Sugar!Is your aunt planning to come for half a month this month! ! !

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It can be seen from this that the author is really lazy to a certain extent. After plugging in the earphones, Han Mo glanced at Ye Bai again and found that he was still working on the video before he changed from lying on his side to lying on his stomach with confidence. Click into this "A Little Sweet" video.

Because the video is not long, only 10 minutes, but the barrage is quite terrifying, so when Han Mo clicked in, it was because of the scumbag network on campus that had been around for so many times.

But as soon as it was swiped out, there was a colorful bullet screen, and it rolled over. Before Han Mo had time to see it clearly, he just swiped past.

The prelude was a bit long, and there was always information about the introductory track on the black screen, but Han Mo saw a lot of information in the barrage that he swiped past. In addition to some people who were looking for faults, there were also passers-by. The people who swiped the barrage were divided into There are three categories, one is for reminders...

Sugar!Are you free to sing? Do you have time to update?

Turtle girl!If you have the ability to open a hole, you have the ability to fill it!

Sugar!What do you mean by five hundred words?Go back and update the text!

……

One is listening to music...

The ear is pregnant, tortoise tortoise, if you are a man, please marry me, if you are a woman, please marry my brother~~

This voice Su~~Grandma, you win! ! !

My ears are pregnant! ! !Grandma needs a kiss!

23333333

Kiss the ears in front and don't go away!take me!

This song is not good at all!I've only listened to it more than 30 times!It's awful!

……

Another category is pretending to be a detective...

According to my ten-year experience of watching "Detective Conan"!I reckon the grandma is a man!Very cute!Definitely still a gay!

Fart in front!According to my analysis over the past two months!Grandma must be a girl!Very cute!There must be no boyfriend!

Don't go ahead!After school, let's talk about the gender of the granny!

I deduce that Grandma is intersex! ! !

……

Looking at the dazzling barrage, Han Mo was also a little dazzled, so he simply turned off the barrage, and just as the prelude of the song began to play on the screen, Han Mo settled down and waited for the fried turtle to sing.

When his male voice sounded, Han Mo froze for a moment, this voice is really Su!It must be a man!Although the voice sounds a bit brittle, the average girl must not be able to fake such a Su voice, and she still sings!

But when his female voice sounded, Han Mo froze. Could it be that two people were singing?Or is it really the same person?Or is it a girl?

No, no, it's more difficult for a girl to fake a male voice. Could it be that this is a man?But this female voice is also very natural, could it be two people?

Han Mo frowned, making guesses in his heart.

Maybe this is a girl, but the false voice is very powerful!Writing novels is also great!

But it could also be a man!After all, he had a false voice, and even though his voice was sullen, it was magnetic!

Or maybe two people?Girlfriends and girlfriends live together, and then sing together or something...

Thinking about it this way, Han Mo wasn't sure anymore, but after thinking about it, why did he have to worry about whether the sugar-fried tortoise was a man or a woman?So he is looking for trouble?

Sullenly opening the barrage, Han Mo felt that he had been a little nervous recently, and it must be Ye Bai's fault!Influence him to think!

Glancing at Ye Bai's back, Han Mo continued to stare back at the screen. Although he didn't know whether the fried tortoise was a man or a woman, since his information said he was a man, why did everyone still bother about him so much? What about gender?

Sure enough, people in this world just look for things to do when they have nothing to do!

When the song came to an end, Han Mo couldn't help sighing, fans didn't buy it, this sound is really good!Even he, who doesn't understand music at all, feels comfortable.

But in the last few minutes, Han Mo found out that many of the bullet screens posted by Aite were my daughter-in-law!

Frowning, Han Mo felt a little uncomfortable. Could it be that Ye Bai not only seduced his younger brother, but also seduced his younger brother's favorite author?

Thinking of this, Han Mo stared at Ye Bai's back again, this watery man!

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After exiting station B, Ye Bai searched again for the novels about fried turtles, but when he saw the shocking title, Ye Bai didn't even have the desire to click in...

What about "xxxx, you annoying little goblin, let me see how I can deal with you" or "xxxx, are you chasing me or are you chasing me or are you chasing me"...

Such a long topic, thanks to the fact that they were interested in reading it, they turned off the phone's Wi-Fi, Han Mo threw the phone on the bedside, and lay down on his stomach to watch Ye Bai fiddle with it.

I have to say that even if Ye Bai is sitting like this, it still makes him feel radiant. Sure enough, men with beautiful pictures are different. Look at the waist, it looks very thin. Why is it so thin? What about the inside?Thinking of some unsuitable scenes, Han Mo's face became a little hot, but he still didn't stop staring at Ye Bai.

Anyway, he didn't look over, what's the matter with his own eyes, and he won't lose a piece of meat if he looks at it, can he be stabbed if he looks at it?snort!Fantasizing that his gaze could stare at Ye Bai's waist, thinking about it, Han Mo's gaze became even hotter.

Ye Bai, who was working on the video, could clearly feel You Dao's fiery gaze resting on his waist, and the corners of his lips raised, but he didn't say anything. It's almost there, and I can take my daughter-in-law out for a walk in a while.

Thinking of this, the movements of Ye Bai's hands quickened, and he was in a surprisingly good mood.

There is a saying that people who work hard look the best. Han Mo thinks that Ye Bai, who is serious about making videos, is also very good-looking. In the small dormitory, there are only the sound of keyboard tapping and clicking of the mouse. Even if he doesn’t want to admit it, Han Mo I still feel that this kind of Ye Bai is simply blinding him with his beautiful pictures. It would be fine if his younger brother didn't like him.

It's a pity that this man with his own luminous body not only seduced his younger brother, but also seduced the author his younger brother likes. The most important thing is that his younger brother told him that he would give him a monkey!The first two are fine, but the latter one is a very serious matter!

Think about it, my younger brother is a man!I am willing to say that I will give birth to a monkey for you, how much I love him!To be willing to give birth to a monkey for him!

Squinting his eyes, Han Mo curled his lips, imagining that he was the emperor of a country, and then issued an imperial decree, which read: In accordance with the heavens, the emperor decreed that today's ordinary people, Ye Bai, are promiscuous, seduce the emperor's relatives, and give imperial punishment !Immediately pull it down and cut Jiji, so~~~

Hahahaha, in this way, Ye Bai is the eunuch o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

But before he was happy for a few seconds, he realized that he had already been slapped by Ye Bai...

If it was Ye Bai who became a eunuch = he was slapped by an eunuch =...

Thinking about it this way, Han Mo couldn't be happier, and it was still a little soft after rubbing