The law of zombie domestication

Three days later...

On a commercial street near Renchu ​​College in downtown Phoenix, the phone rang loudly in a wig accessories processing workshop in Meili Building.

Today, when remote controls and holographic videos are flying all over the sky, this kind of old phone looks very retro-pretending to be X is second, and it is simply poor!

The phone rang for a long time, and a middle-aged person in charge came down carelessly. He was wearing a crumpled suit, a pair of flip-flops on his feet, and his eyes were sleepless.

"Hey, it's Mr. Camon!" Manager Liu cheered up immediately, "What's your order?"

The voice of the man on the phone was lazy, but Manager Liu didn't dare to be negligent at all, and he spoke a little more energetically: "The two of us in the workshop, yes, they have left, and they both said that they don't want to be with zombies who don't have domestication certificates. Work, especially dangerous Type III zombies, Mr. Camon, it’s the peak sales season now, we have left two helpers at once, can you plan to recruit some new people?" Or find a way to get those wild zombies without domestication certificates It's okay to resign!

But Manager Liu was just thinking about it, because this Mr. Kaimeng is a zombie, and this workshop is just a drop in the ocean of industries under his name. In terms of employee selection, the behind-the-scenes boss's requirements are very random. He dared to hire even wild zombies that the society couldn't avoid!

Manager Liu was very happy to get the approval of his superiors. His subordinates were getting fewer and fewer, and the commission was naturally pitiful. Although he had the name of manager, he didn't dare to challenge those tyrannical Type III zombies. Those guys slapped him It can shoot people to the ceiling, he doesn't want to die!

There have been a lot of vicious cases in Fenghuang City recently, and the police station has arrested a lot of people, [-]% of which are caused by zombies. A distant nephew of Manager Liu is an employee of the prefectural police station. He called and told him not to go out late at night. , pay attention to safety, there are more and more undocumented (without domestication certificate) wild zombies living in urban areas recently, and they are responsible for several major crimes!

Because of the turmoil in law and order, two new human employees resigned resolutely, just to avoid walking around at night!

Manager Liu hung up the phone and immediately posted the recruitment information on the Internet. Part-time and full-time jobs are acceptable, and the hourly salary has been increased by [-]%, which made Manager Liu feel very distressed.

At this time, Xiao Hong of the Xiao family mansion was calmly receiving a gold card from his mother Yao Ruiqing. After his health stabilized, Yao Ruiqing decisively decided to let Xiao Hong leave the Xiao family and join Xiao Yusheng, the eldest son of Renchu ​​Academy!

This is the only thing Xiao Hong can do after he can't continue to tame the master—to avoid the punishment of his father Xiao Hengyu, and at the same time appease the lonely emotions of the person involved (it's no wonder that he is lonely!)

God knows that not dealing with zombies is the day Xiao Hong yearns for the most.

What's more, with the gold card in hand, he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, except for his snot and tears who insist on following his wandering zombie servant Lu Yi, things are progressing very well.

At this time, Xiao Hong stood on the crowded and lively street, his face glowed red with excitement:

he is rich;

he is free;

Going forward, he can be in love!You can chase your favorite male tickets!

Xiao Hong put the card in the innermost pocket of his clothes, and carefully pressed it several times.

The modern city is full of traffic and the atmosphere of luxury and luxury. It is very similar to the previous world, except that the buildings are taller and the cars are more. The only thing that makes Xiao Hong feel uneasy is the zombies walking among the red men and women on the street. Handsome guys and beautiful women, they are busy and enthusiastic with humans!

Unfortunately, Xiao Hong couldn't tell which ones were corpses and which ones were human beings.

If it wasn't for Lu Yi, Xiao Hong probably wouldn't have known that this bunch of fresh meat and soft girls were zombies!

Because no matter zombies or humans, they all like to show their white legs in the cold wind, look at black eyeshadow, and wear blood-red lipstick. People are not people, and corpses are not corpses!

Xiao Hong restarted the Three Views, feeling uneasy, and thought to himself that he would have to be 1 more careful when looking for a boyfriend in the future. If he accidentally found a dead body, it would be difficult to deal with... But he didn't want to, his seemingly wild thoughts would be overwhelmed. Words become prophecies!

Lu Yi gave full play to his function as an introducer: "The one in front is a type III zombie, its level is so high, oh, look, master, the zombie next to him is a three-living star who has become popular recently, and his stage name is Aladdin, I have seen him The movie, the scene is magnificent, oh, the real person is so eye-catching, it is said that investors are willing to spend money on him, he has a lot of hair, and a handsome face, he seems to have a boyfriend recently! Look, the poster of the third young master is hanging there! "

On the advertising space of the modern building, Xiao Hao is dressed in decent casual clothes, with a bright smile and a faint golden light on his face. Behind him is the blue sea. This is the third child of the Xiao family, the brother who is only two years younger than Xiao Hong !

The Xiao family is full of talents!

"Young master, you have to be careful. The female zombies are not civilized anymore. They always think about being close to humans. A single young man like you, who is gentle and elegant and has a good family background, will definitely be sought after by many human beauties and female zombies! Don't look at their clothes. It’s very trendy. In fact, many people are bald and wear wigs. Most of us zombies don’t have hair follicles, but wigs are very expensive, and I can’t afford them with my two-month salary...Hey—be careful when you walk, where you bump into! " Lu Yi fended off the crowd coming from the opposite side for Xiao Hong, looking very considerate!

After walking for a while, Xiao Hong suddenly turned to look at Lu Yi with a sad face: "I lost my wallet, and I lost my card too!" Except for himself, everything was lost!

Lu Yi: ...

For the next hour, Lu Yi fell into a deep self-blame, and then the more he talked, the more sad he became, the young master encountered an accident the first time he went out, and lost his belongings!

He wanted to persuade the young master to go back to the old house to find his wife, but according to his temper, it was impossible. Lu Yi thought about it, except to call the police, that is to find the young master, there is no other way!

Xiao Hong didn't expect that he would be hacked for a while when he first came here, and he was very depressed. He watched the colorful young people walk by with arms crossed on the street, and saw the fusion of humans and zombies surging in front of him. She glanced at Lu Yi sadly: Sorry, you hugged the wrong thigh!

"Hey, young man, would you like to come and see our club? Basic salary plus commission, five insurances and one housing fund plus zombie accidental injury insurance, annual leave, we don't need skills, we just need a face!" The man with the tongue ring came up, holding a leaflet with coloring pages in his hand, smiling all over his face, looking at Xiao Hong with anxious eyes!

Xiao Hong touched his face and looked at Lu Yi.

Lu Yi: "Master, this is a human being!"

"Handsome guy, the servant next to you is a zombie? I don't know what level it is? Our club can provide the latest wigs for zombie friends above type II..."

"Hi, may I ask what your club does?"

The mysterious young man chuckled, "You push oil!"

"I don't know massage therapy!"

"Don't worry, we will provide training for the job. In our club, the face is the first, and the oil pushing technique is the second!"

Lu Yi was puzzled: "Could it be that you push the oil with your face?"

The man with the tongue ring twitched his face: "No, the face has other uses!"

Xiao Hong simply pulled the innocent Lu Yi away: "Lu Yi, I bet they have to take off their pants to push the oil!"

Seeing Xiao Hong doing so well, the tongue-ring man immediately shouted happily: "Brother, you understand everything!"

Lu Yi: "Master, I don't understand!"

Xiao Hong pulled Lu Yi up: "Let's go to the police station!" He couldn't get his wallet back in the club, and he might have to lose his virginity/fuck!

"Hey, handsome guy, don't leave, the basic salary is too low, we can talk again!"

Xiao Hong frowned: As the famous second young master of the Xiao family, he really doesn't want to be reduced to a modern kiln!

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