Damn mental retardation

34

On this day, Lin Xiao went to a friend's birthday party and was drunk. When he returned to Su Bai's dormitory, he was completely drunk.

Fortunately, I still know people.

Seeing Lin Xiao's drunken appearance, Su Bai frowned, poured a cup of warm water from the thermos, and tried to feed Lin Xiao to drink it.

However, Lin Xiao didn't drink, instead hooked Su Bai's neck, and kissed him fiercely like a spoiled child.

The taste of alcohol in the mouth was strongly stained.

Lin Xiao half-opened his eyes, squeezed Su Bai's hand, hiccupped a little, and whispered: Don't be angry...

Su Bai puffed up his cheeks and didn't speak.

Lin Xiao rubbed Su Bai's hand on his face, his expression innocent as hell: They poured me...

Su Bai pressed the rim of the cup to Lin Xiao's lips, and said softly: "Drink some water."

Lin Xiao raised his head and gulped down a few gulps, looked at Su Bai with drunken eyes, and said: I love you.

Su Bai's roommates all looked stunned.

Su Bai opened his eyes wide and was about to speak, but Lin Xiao had already fallen asleep on the pillow...

Lin Xiao slept on the upper bunk in his dormitory, while Su Bai slept on the lower bunk. Lin Xiao was so drunk that it would be difficult to climb the bed, so Su Bai simply arranged Lin Xiao on his own bed, and helped him take off his shoes and coat. Pants, tucked in the quilt, and then went to Lin Xiao's dormitory to sleep on his bed.

The next morning, while eating breakfast, Lin Xiao kept clutching his stomach and sucking in the air-conditioning hissingly, without moving a single bite of the porridge and side dishes in front of him.

Su Bai worried: What's wrong with you?

Lin Xiao lay weakly on the table, gasping like a silk: Stomach hurts.

Su Bai coaxed him to drink some porridge like coaxing a child. Lin Xiao endured the whole day, and the pain continued intermittently. It happened that there was no class the next morning, so Su Bai dragged Lin Xiao to the hospital forcibly.

Lin Xiao resisted so much that he almost sat down on the ground: I won't go, I'll just drink porridge for a few days to nourish myself.

Su Bai shook his head seriously: No, you have to go, be obedient, stomach problems can be big or small.

Lin Xiao still wanted to express his refusal, but Su Bai had already written half a medical paper.

After being intimidated by Su Bai, Lin Xiao deeply felt that he would not survive if he didn't go to the hospital today, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and submit.

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After asking Lin Xiao a few questions, the doctor prescribed a gastroscopy.

Lin Xiao was in great pain: Can I not do it?

I heard that life is worse than death with a gastroscopy.

Just as the doctor was about to speak, Su Bai stepped forward and said: Actually, the symptoms of many stomach diseases are similar, and it is difficult for doctors to determine which kind of stomach disease you have just by looking at the symptoms. If you want to cure the root cause, you still need to have a gastroscopy. Okay, I did it once when I was in middle school. It’s actually not as painful as the legend says. You have to relax your body, try not to swallow in your throat, and keep your breathing steady. The degree of pain is acceptable.

The doctor was silent for a moment, then said: Yes.

I let you speak!

Lin Xiao: ...

So despite all his reluctance, Lin Xiao was obediently escorted by Su Bai to draw blood, handed over the test results to the endoscopy room, and waited obediently at the door.

Waiting and waiting, Lin Xiao poked Su Bai, and said: I don't feel any pain suddenly.

Su Bai looked at him seriously: You just want to avoid inspection.

Lin Xiao was extremely sad: ...

Su Bai comforted: "Every time I encounter difficulties, I think about the revolutionary ancestors, the Red Army's Long March, climbing snow-capped mountains, and crossing grasslands, and then I feel that my difficulties are nothing at all. Why don't you think about them too?" .

Lin Xiao suddenly felt as if he had returned to the elementary school's ideological and moral class, and refused straight away: "I don't want to."

Su Bai hesitated for a while, then said: Then think about me.

Lin Xiao felt much better in an instant: This is reliable... No, why are you always flirting with me recently?

Su Bai waved his hand: No teasing, I just think you can feel better when you think about me, because you...don't you love me?

As soon as Lin Xiao grabbed Su Bai's hand, he said seriously: "Comrade Su Bai, I suspect that you are actually a black-bellied person. You pretended to be an idiot and broke into our army, secretly tampering with it to shake the morale of the army and create chaos." , and then took advantage of the situation and captured the revolutionary high ground.

Su Bai was stunned for a while, then burst into laughter: Why do you speak like my father and my grandfather.

This time it was Lin Xiao's turn to be startled: ... Your father and your grandfather usually talk like this?

Su Bai took it for granted: Yes, our family of five are all party members.

Lin Xiao: ...

No wonder!No wonder no wonder no wonder!

At this time, there was a call of horns in the gastroscope room, Lin Xiao took a deep breath, silently recited Su Bai's name in his heart, and stepped into the gastroscope room with arrogance.

Five minutes later, Lin Xiao came out tearfully holding the report card.

Su Bai hastily handed over the tissue and asked with concern: How is it?

Lin Xiao wiped the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, and shook the report in his hand: I don't think there is anything wrong, let the doctor take a look.

Su Bai: Good.

Lin Xiao smacked his lips, and said depressedly: "My mouth is bitter, I was so sick from drinking the anesthetic just now, but the nurse said that I can eat and drink after an hour."

Hearing this, Su Bai suddenly stopped, turned around and hooked Lin Xiao's neck, raised his face and kissed him.

Lin Xiao: ...

Su Bai's eyes sparkled: Is it still bitter?

Lin Xiao licked his lips and said excitedly: "What's so bitter, it's so sweet!"