sugar in dreams
50 How to Defeat 1 Wang Qing
It's good once, and I don't want to suffer again.
When Feng Jianyu opened his eyes again, he had already returned to their den, looking at the familiar ceiling, he moved his body with some effort, I rubbed, it hurt so much!After it's done, you must tear Wang Qing apart in minutes.
Wang Qing obviously didn't know that he was about to face the fate of being torn apart.He is happily cooking porridge in the kitchen.He first boiled a pot of chicken soup, stewed the chicken until crispy, then shredded the chicken with his hands, and chopped it into pieces.This pot of porridge uses chicken broth as the soup base, and then sprinkles a layer of minced chicken after cooking.Both nourishing and not causing, Koko.
Life is perfect!
"Daewoo, it's time to wake up and eat!" Wang Qing pushed open the bedroom door and started calling for morning.
Feng Jianyu squinted at him and said nothing.
Wang Qing: "When did you wake up, why didn't you call me?"
Feng Jianyu said hoarsely, "Call?"
Wang Qing couldn't help but start thinking about it, calling, □□ah.However, he felt a sense of intimidation from his eyes, and quickly pretended to be obedient: "Daewoo, smell and see, is the chicken porridge I made delicious? Can I feed you?"
Feng Jianyu nodded.
As a result, just as Wang Qing scooped up a spoonful of porridge and was about to cool it down and feed it, the porridge bowl was snatched away.Then there is - hot porridge pouring down.
Wang Qing: "..." It seems that this scene is somewhat familiar.
"Um, my hands are boring, I accidentally spilled them."
Wang Qing paused for a few seconds, facing the fragrant porridge, said: "It's okay, I'll get another bowl, wait for me to take a shower first."
As soon as Wang Qing left the room, Feng Jianyu couldn't help but bury himself in the quilt and laughed.
Have you ever had a day where it might have started out great, but then, suddenly, something goes wrong, and then everything is a mess.
Wang Qing quickly washed away the sticky matter on his head and face, changed into new pajamas, and stuffed the porridge-covered clothes into the washing machine.Then, when he walked out of the bathroom, he smelled a burnt aroma.He rushed into the kitchen in a few steps, turned off the stove, and rescued the pot.At this time, there was another loud noise in the bedroom, "Boom—" Wang Qing didn't care so much, and rushed to the bedroom directly with the pot.I saw Feng Jianyu fell under the bed together with the quilt.He quickly put the pot back into the kitchen and helped him up from the ground.
"How did you fall to the ground so well?"
"I...my legs, I...can't feel my legs...the lower body won't be paralyzed..." Feng Jianyu said while grabbing Wang Qing's arm with very exaggerated acting skills.
Wang Qing helplessly hugged Feng Jianyu to the bed again: "You're just too tired, blame me, blame me. The porridge is mushy, I'll go out and buy it for you later."
"Must? I said why is there a burning smell. Then you go, I will sleep for a while."
As a result, Wang Qing went back to the kitchen and prepared to soak the pot in the sink before going out. Unexpectedly, as soon as he picked up the pot from the bright and clean marble countertop, he saw a scorched yellow bottom on it... ...In desperation, he went out first, and rushed to the fast food restaurant outside the community to grab a meal and a bowl of porridge.He never expected that as soon as he walked to the door of the unit, he saw his dear mother, and then he was about to explode.
To make matters worse, after he led his mother upstairs and entered the door with a smile like a flower, he heard a miserable howl from the bedroom - Feng Jianyu's mother was coming to Beijing tomorrow.
The author has something to say: I want to say sorry to everyone here, because I will take the exam for level [-] soon, and the final exam is coming soon, so I have to choose to stop updating the text, huh... I will definitely back...
☆、[DCW] Pharaoh Alien Eating Soil
To take back what I said that has nothing to do with the text, well, there is a little bit of relationship.
Time: some unknown year
Location: an unknown planet
Character: An unknown person, ah, no, it’s the old Wang next door, ah, a typo, it’s Wang Qing
Special thanks to doctor & clara for their friendship
"Ahem," Clara's whole person is not well, this is a yellow planet with dust flying everywhere, oh, her skirt, "what the hell is this place, why did Tardis bring us here?"
The doctor handed over a mask at the right time, and said, "It is said that this place is called eating Saturn."
"What? Youmustbekidding!" Clara put on this dust-proof and moisturizing mask produced by Tardis, and felt instantly refreshed.She ran back to the Tardis and changed into a pair of pants before she came out.
"So how do you feel now?"
"Much better, thanks."
"OK. Well, now we can go and see this amazing planet."
[Insert the opening title strongly, please make up the opening title by yourself]
"This is an uninhabited planet at all!"
"NO! NO! NO!" The doctor's Scottish accent sounded even weirder through the mask, "My electronic sonic glasses have detected vital signs."
"But you're not wearing glasses at all!"
"I have, I transplanted the function to the mask, and you can see it too."
"Okay, I'll try."
Wang Qing has been walking in this desert for an unknown amount of time, and he escaped.
Seven days ago, he was taken away by a strange alien spaceship and brought to this planet as a coolie.
It is said that there is a strange earthy yellow mineral buried here, which can only be excavated by humans. If other races touch it, the skin will burn at the slightest, and the body will explode to death at the severest.
Five days ago, Wang Qing started a coolie life of being oppressed and enslaved.
Two days ago, Wang Qing successfully escaped by coating his body with yellow mineral powder.
Now, he is near death due to airway obstruction caused by excessive ingestion of dust.
In fact, when a person is dying, there will not be any legendary near-death reaction, and your whole life will not flash before your eyes. You will only feel weak and difficult to breathe—ah, I am going to die, Then he fell into a black coma, and if he was unlucky, he might be stuck in the black forever and couldn't wake up.
"Hey! Doctor! There's a person here!" Clara realized that she had stepped on something while walking, and when she scanned her glasses, she found that it was a person.
"Where?"
"Doctor...I think you're stepping on him."
"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to. Oh man, dying, comeon, Clara, we have to bring him back to Tardis."
"Oh, welcome back to life, thanks merlin, Imean, really, you should thank him. Last time, Itravelledtohisworldandstoledthismagicpotionfor mhislittlewoodenhousenexttothelakenamed, oh, sorry, Icannotrememberthename!"
As soon as Wang Qing woke up, he saw an old man with gray hair sitting in front of him, speaking bird language, Wang Qing couldn't understand at all, his English was terrible.
At this time Clara came over with a cup of coffee and handed it to Wang Qing: "Have a cup of coffee, I think you need wake up." The pure London female voice is very pleasant.
Wang Qing understood this sentence, after all it was relatively short, so he nodded gratefully: "Thank you."
"Doctor, that is Lake Avalon and by the way, I think he is not good at English."
The Doctor glanced at Clara and said, "Oh, then we need to change our language channel."
Wang Qing took a sip of coffee, wow, it is many times better than Starbucks, and then said casually: "Chinese, Thank you!"
"Okay, now the language problem is solved. Hey boy, let's ask some questions. Um, first, what's your name?"
"Wang Qing, male, Beijing, China, [-] this year."
"Oh, you answered my second, third, and fourth questions." The Doctor looked a little embarrassed.
"Hey? Didn't you check the household registration?"
Clara laughed then: "No, no, of course we're not. We're just, uh...travelers, yes."
The Doctor seconded: "Yes! We are travelers. Next, the most important question—how did you come here to eat Saturn?"
Wang Qing spit out the coffee after taking a sip: "Is it really called eating Saturn? I thought it was just the coolies screaming."
The Doctor was directly sprayed on the face, and he said with a coffee face on his face, "Yes, that's what it shows on the coordinates."
Clara handed the Doctor some napkins, and the Doctor wiped them and said, "Wait a minute, did you just say, coolies?"
"Yes, coolies, I still have a lot of people who were caught by them. There are people from all over the place. Some people say that he is Kaitou Kidd, hahahaha, it's really funny."
"Ah, the chosen children, uh, sorry, you just said them, who?"
"Aliens."
"Oh, so now, it's all getting interesting."
Clara interrupted at the right time: "I think we should send him back to Earth first, it's dangerous here, he looks like a college student in an ivory tower."
"No, no, we need someone who is familiar with the environment, and he is just right!"
"Oh, Doctor, Please...you, cannot...OK! Fine! Wang Qing, that, do you want to go with us?"
Wang Qing was stunned. The bilingual switch was really slippery: "Oh, that, why are you going?"
The Doctor smiled, all the creases on his face: "Save the world."
"Oh, okay, can I have something to eat first? I'm so hungry."
"Dark Cuisine of the Great Rot Country, well-deserved reputation..." Wang Qing took a sip of the food served by Clara, and [-] mud horses rushed past in his heart, "Do you have a kitchen here?"
"Yes, of course there is!"
Then Wang Qing saw a very high-end kitchen that was basically unused.
"Is there no food?"
"You should be glad that I want to make fried fish and soufflé today, so I still have these things." Clara happily threw the fish, oil, butter, eggs, flour and milk to Wang Qing, "Looking good on you Yo boy."
Of course Wang Qing didn't know how to make souffle, so he had to cook fish.I guess, it's still cod!
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Koko, in fact, is cod wrapped in flour and then deep-fried, and then eaten with butter.Don't ask me why it turned into a dark dish in the end, because there is no salt at all!
Clara: "Oh, it's a novel and unique taste, I like it."
Doctor: "Oh, it's not as delicious as the ones I cooked at little Amy's. My cooking skills were also very good! But this rebirth has a small problem. I don't seem to have any skill points for cooking. Well, whatever How, boy, you did a good job."
Wang Qing: "Just as long as you are happy."
"Okay, now, ladies and gentlemen, we're ready to go when we've had our fill. Hey boys, here's your mask, grab it."
The Doctor walked to the main console, entered the coordinates calculated according to Wang Qing's description, and then pulled down the control handle to complete a short jump.Now, the Tardis is in a pothole.
The Doctor was the first to walk out the door, and he was under attack from the mineral particles suspended in the subterranean air, so he hurried back to Tardis.
"What the hell?" Clara's tone changed in shock.
"I'm fine, nothing serious, oh, the outside...outside environment, I think...maybe not...suitable for my survival." After speaking, the Doctor passed out.
"Doctor! Doctor! Oh, comeon! Damnit!" Clara tried to wake up the Doctor, but to no avail.
"So what are we going to do now?"
"Wait!" Clara walked towards the console very irritably, and asked Tardis to call out a nutrition cabin, and put the Doctor in it.
"Report! Report! Undentified invasion! Warning!" In the outer space of Saturn's atmosphere, a siren sounded from a suspended aircraft.
"This is from the High Commendofficer——Exterminate!"
At the same time, the Tardis main control room shook violently.
"Security protocols activated!" The figure that appeared was Feng Jianyu.
"Daewoo?!" Wang Qing's voice changed in shock.
"This shadow..." The Tardis security agreement was mechanically read halfway before being interrupted roughly by Wang Qing.
"speak Mandarin!"
"Command—Translate: Chinese!"
"The TARDIS is under a strong external attack, and the self-locking mode is turned on. Except for the time lord, other creatures will be instantly teleported to a safe place."
【Please make up the white light special effect transmission by yourself】
"Identification! Human! The Doctor's Companion!" Wang Qing was confused, what the hell is this? !
"Oh Mygod! The Daleks!" Since leaving the Tardis, Clara's language conversion effect is gone.
"What Dalic?" (The correct translation is Dalic)
"I think we're now a Dalek spaceship and I must tell you out that I can't understand Chinese, so we must talk in English!"
"Where is the Doctor? Doctor's companion?" Dalek, who was the leader, sounded a little unhappy.
"The Doctor is in the Tardis and YOU just ble wit up!"
The neural thinking of the Daleks obviously paused for a moment, and the biological body wrapped in the iron shell was a little confused. In the end, they could only shake the laser gun in their right hand and speak with an emotionless mechanical voice about a thing that exists in the common consciousness of all the Daleks. Truth - "The Doctor can never be killed!"
Meanwhile, eat a corner of Saturn.
As a magical race that can regenerate and change faces and has two hearts, the Time Lord's recovery ability cannot be underestimated. Doctor's nutrition cabin has opened
"Wow! Sticky liquid! I hate this! I'm fine now! Clara! Clara? Where are you?"
Apparently, he was the only one left in the Tardis.
"What are you going to do?" Clara and Wang Qing were escorted to the teleportation platform.
[Please imagine the special effects of falling from the spaceship to eating Saturn]
"Made, another mouthful of dirt, bah!"
"Oh! Wehavenomasks!" Clara screamed.
"So, what?" Wang Qing was a little puzzled.
"We'll quickly die, you certainly died in the same reason. Forgodsake, we don't have another magic potion."
"Fuck!"
"Asa Doctor is not available, we'd better find out to save ourselves before we are killed by the dusts."
"Huh? Slow down. What was killed? Eh... Canyonpeak more slowly? Youmeankilledbywhat?" Beijing accent English, you deserve it.
"T-H-ED-U-S-T-S! They will choke our respiratory tract!"
"..." Wang Qing thought for a long time, but still didn't say anything.
"Come on, let's go. Weneed to get back to where you escaped from."
Wang Qing had no choice but to lead the way for Clara silently.
This is a huge underground world.
A steady stream of human coolies were captured by the Daleks from all corners of the universe, and then sent to mine.This is obviously not a small game called Gold Miner, let alone a survival game, because almost every day, human beings come to the end of their lives due to dust clogging their airways.
"Thisisahell..." Seeing this scene, Clara's eyes were filled with something, we call it—Mercy or Pity, mercy or compassion.
"Hello! You are here, that's very nice!
"Doctor!"
Clara hugged the thin gray-haired old man: "You are all right now. Oh, that's great."
"Oh, I suppose I'm a huggy person now."
After the hug ended, Clara began to report the known situation: "It's the Dalek! They catch humans and take them here to dig the mine."
"Yeah! Amazing planet, amazing mineral." Saying this, the Doctor squatted down, stretched out his hand and picked up a handful of powder from his feet.
"Doctor?! How? You are not now!"
The Doctor laughed, and the Scottish accent sounded extraordinarily funny: "I enclosed done heart and I'ma human-being now, these secrets."
"Creature? What do you mean?"
"I mean, the so-called minerals, the dust sand including, the whole planet, the area may beitis acreature."
Wang Qing felt very self-conscious that he was huddled in the corner to act as a background board for eating dirt.
"Ops, we forgot the poor... boy. Well, now you understand?"
"Yes." Wang Qing nodded like a pounding garlic.
"Now I want you to gather these people together, don't worry, I will take care of the robot supervisor."
"Okay, I'll do my best."
The Doctor watched Wang Qing walk away before saying to Clara: "Sorry, I just lied. It's not a create, it's the aggregate of spirits, human spirit. Merlin have told me about this."
"Is this very terrible?"
"It's horrible."
Man is such a fragile species, no matter how strong he looks, as long as the air he needs to live is taken away, he will destroy himself.Wang Qing felt that this place was more terrifying than before he escaped, and the gloomy breath of death seemed to permeate everyone's face, lingering.He found the team he was in before, and the team leader had changed.It turned out that the tall and strong man from Aiprick Gentleman passed away yesterday due to respiratory obstruction. May he rest in peace in heaven.
"Why are you back again?" The person speaking was a Singaporean, with proficient Chinese and a slightly strange tone.
"We're going to get people together."
"why?"
"Because if we dig any further, we'll all die."
The doctor was walking back to Tardis with Clara in his sonic glasses: "Clara, do youre member the Beethoven the fifth?" Only to find that he doesn't understand music and is just a gangster.Fortunately, he brought all the Beethoven scores, and he gave them all to Beethoven, so history continued to develop, so we have the question, who wrote Beethoven's music? 】
"Yeah, of course."
"I think we'll probably find them instead here."
"Wow, that's quite inspiring."
Clara suddenly felt a little puzzled, didn't it mean that the human race came into contact with this mineral, well, all living things will die now, why is the Doctor fine now? "Doctor, one more question."
"You want to ask me about why you're fine?"
"Yeah, youcleverboy, youalwayskonw."
"Iconsealedoneofmyheart, soI'mhunmannow."
"Oh! That's brilliant."
"Right. Solving a paradox, I'm loving this. Comeon, weneed get to the boy."
Tardis made a whirring sound and appeared beside Wang Qing.
"Oh ha ha ha, boy, you did a great job." The Doctor walked out of his small blue box with a low-key appearance like a police box wearing sonic sunglasses, and let out a barbell-like laugh.
"What should we do now?"
The Doctor brought down a floating surveillance robot, and replied, "We need to create more chaos, so we can see miracles."
Have you ever looked forward to seeing miracles in your day-to-day life?It could be winning the lottery, it could be the discovery of something precious, it could be anything you want.
These, however, should be called fantasies rather than miracles.
Right now, a true miracle is happening before your eyes, and you are a witness.
The yellow sand all over the sky, the fine dust, gathered into this planet, this vast planet or this hurried group.Human beings multiply and grow in every corner of the universe, like a rapidly spreading plague.Legend has it that when a person dies, his soul will become a star hanging in the sky.In fact, when a person dies, his consciousness will become a tiny speck of dust, floating to a fixed point in space.Generation after generation, they all headed here after death.
This is not a star eating Saturn, but the consciousness integration of thousands of generations of human beings.The more human descendants die here, the stronger and angrier this planet will be, and then, the current miracle will happen.
"We stand on the shoulders of giants," the Doctor smiled at Wang Qingzhi, "Boy, you know, I have always wondered why you escaped, and then happened to meet us and saved your life."
Wang Qing looked at the Doctor with a confused face, and then at the planet that had turned into a giant, but his IQ was still not online.
"Ingolstein, right? You know? I don't believe what Merlin said to me is suitable. A person's consciousness may be very weak, but what if it is the consciousness of countless human beings added together? ? Oh ho ho ho ho, see, this is the power of human beings, ah, you human beings."
"And what does this have to do with Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?" Clara asked from the sidelines.
"Oh, I almost forgot. It doesn't matter, I was wrong, I thought, uh, you understand." The Doctor skillfully admitted his mistake.
"You liar. But it's okay, we can solve this question next time. What I actually wanted to ask is, do you remember where your Tardis was parked?"
"Maybe in the giant's stomach, hahahaha."
The Dalek's spaceship was in disarray at this point.
"Explain! Explain!" The electronic voice sounded slightly distorted.
Incomparably huge human consciousness squeezed into every corner of the spaceship, ordinary Dalek soldiers have already started to kill each other in disorder, it is obvious that this war race has failed again.
It is again in the shape of a planet with long yellow sand, no mine pits, and there are many human beings standing on the flat ground.
"So, it's over like this?" Wang Qing couldn't believe it.
"Swallowed up a whole fleet of Dalek warships, what are you not satisfied with?" Doctor's voice was full of lightness and joy.
"Uh, no, no. What about us people?"
"Just give the Shadow Manifesto Society a call, don't worry, you can all go home."
Wang Qing felt that he might never see this, this mysterious doctor again.
But in fact, who knows?
The author has something to say: I don't have a brain like Moto, this article is full of bugs, don't delve into these things, it's just a miss.Geronimo!
When Feng Jianyu opened his eyes again, he had already returned to their den, looking at the familiar ceiling, he moved his body with some effort, I rubbed, it hurt so much!After it's done, you must tear Wang Qing apart in minutes.
Wang Qing obviously didn't know that he was about to face the fate of being torn apart.He is happily cooking porridge in the kitchen.He first boiled a pot of chicken soup, stewed the chicken until crispy, then shredded the chicken with his hands, and chopped it into pieces.This pot of porridge uses chicken broth as the soup base, and then sprinkles a layer of minced chicken after cooking.Both nourishing and not causing, Koko.
Life is perfect!
"Daewoo, it's time to wake up and eat!" Wang Qing pushed open the bedroom door and started calling for morning.
Feng Jianyu squinted at him and said nothing.
Wang Qing: "When did you wake up, why didn't you call me?"
Feng Jianyu said hoarsely, "Call?"
Wang Qing couldn't help but start thinking about it, calling, □□ah.However, he felt a sense of intimidation from his eyes, and quickly pretended to be obedient: "Daewoo, smell and see, is the chicken porridge I made delicious? Can I feed you?"
Feng Jianyu nodded.
As a result, just as Wang Qing scooped up a spoonful of porridge and was about to cool it down and feed it, the porridge bowl was snatched away.Then there is - hot porridge pouring down.
Wang Qing: "..." It seems that this scene is somewhat familiar.
"Um, my hands are boring, I accidentally spilled them."
Wang Qing paused for a few seconds, facing the fragrant porridge, said: "It's okay, I'll get another bowl, wait for me to take a shower first."
As soon as Wang Qing left the room, Feng Jianyu couldn't help but bury himself in the quilt and laughed.
Have you ever had a day where it might have started out great, but then, suddenly, something goes wrong, and then everything is a mess.
Wang Qing quickly washed away the sticky matter on his head and face, changed into new pajamas, and stuffed the porridge-covered clothes into the washing machine.Then, when he walked out of the bathroom, he smelled a burnt aroma.He rushed into the kitchen in a few steps, turned off the stove, and rescued the pot.At this time, there was another loud noise in the bedroom, "Boom—" Wang Qing didn't care so much, and rushed to the bedroom directly with the pot.I saw Feng Jianyu fell under the bed together with the quilt.He quickly put the pot back into the kitchen and helped him up from the ground.
"How did you fall to the ground so well?"
"I...my legs, I...can't feel my legs...the lower body won't be paralyzed..." Feng Jianyu said while grabbing Wang Qing's arm with very exaggerated acting skills.
Wang Qing helplessly hugged Feng Jianyu to the bed again: "You're just too tired, blame me, blame me. The porridge is mushy, I'll go out and buy it for you later."
"Must? I said why is there a burning smell. Then you go, I will sleep for a while."
As a result, Wang Qing went back to the kitchen and prepared to soak the pot in the sink before going out. Unexpectedly, as soon as he picked up the pot from the bright and clean marble countertop, he saw a scorched yellow bottom on it... ...In desperation, he went out first, and rushed to the fast food restaurant outside the community to grab a meal and a bowl of porridge.He never expected that as soon as he walked to the door of the unit, he saw his dear mother, and then he was about to explode.
To make matters worse, after he led his mother upstairs and entered the door with a smile like a flower, he heard a miserable howl from the bedroom - Feng Jianyu's mother was coming to Beijing tomorrow.
The author has something to say: I want to say sorry to everyone here, because I will take the exam for level [-] soon, and the final exam is coming soon, so I have to choose to stop updating the text, huh... I will definitely back...
☆、[DCW] Pharaoh Alien Eating Soil
To take back what I said that has nothing to do with the text, well, there is a little bit of relationship.
Time: some unknown year
Location: an unknown planet
Character: An unknown person, ah, no, it’s the old Wang next door, ah, a typo, it’s Wang Qing
Special thanks to doctor & clara for their friendship
"Ahem," Clara's whole person is not well, this is a yellow planet with dust flying everywhere, oh, her skirt, "what the hell is this place, why did Tardis bring us here?"
The doctor handed over a mask at the right time, and said, "It is said that this place is called eating Saturn."
"What? Youmustbekidding!" Clara put on this dust-proof and moisturizing mask produced by Tardis, and felt instantly refreshed.She ran back to the Tardis and changed into a pair of pants before she came out.
"So how do you feel now?"
"Much better, thanks."
"OK. Well, now we can go and see this amazing planet."
[Insert the opening title strongly, please make up the opening title by yourself]
"This is an uninhabited planet at all!"
"NO! NO! NO!" The doctor's Scottish accent sounded even weirder through the mask, "My electronic sonic glasses have detected vital signs."
"But you're not wearing glasses at all!"
"I have, I transplanted the function to the mask, and you can see it too."
"Okay, I'll try."
Wang Qing has been walking in this desert for an unknown amount of time, and he escaped.
Seven days ago, he was taken away by a strange alien spaceship and brought to this planet as a coolie.
It is said that there is a strange earthy yellow mineral buried here, which can only be excavated by humans. If other races touch it, the skin will burn at the slightest, and the body will explode to death at the severest.
Five days ago, Wang Qing started a coolie life of being oppressed and enslaved.
Two days ago, Wang Qing successfully escaped by coating his body with yellow mineral powder.
Now, he is near death due to airway obstruction caused by excessive ingestion of dust.
In fact, when a person is dying, there will not be any legendary near-death reaction, and your whole life will not flash before your eyes. You will only feel weak and difficult to breathe—ah, I am going to die, Then he fell into a black coma, and if he was unlucky, he might be stuck in the black forever and couldn't wake up.
"Hey! Doctor! There's a person here!" Clara realized that she had stepped on something while walking, and when she scanned her glasses, she found that it was a person.
"Where?"
"Doctor...I think you're stepping on him."
"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to. Oh man, dying, comeon, Clara, we have to bring him back to Tardis."
"Oh, welcome back to life, thanks merlin, Imean, really, you should thank him. Last time, Itravelledtohisworldandstoledthismagicpotionfor mhislittlewoodenhousenexttothelakenamed, oh, sorry, Icannotrememberthename!"
As soon as Wang Qing woke up, he saw an old man with gray hair sitting in front of him, speaking bird language, Wang Qing couldn't understand at all, his English was terrible.
At this time Clara came over with a cup of coffee and handed it to Wang Qing: "Have a cup of coffee, I think you need wake up." The pure London female voice is very pleasant.
Wang Qing understood this sentence, after all it was relatively short, so he nodded gratefully: "Thank you."
"Doctor, that is Lake Avalon and by the way, I think he is not good at English."
The Doctor glanced at Clara and said, "Oh, then we need to change our language channel."
Wang Qing took a sip of coffee, wow, it is many times better than Starbucks, and then said casually: "Chinese, Thank you!"
"Okay, now the language problem is solved. Hey boy, let's ask some questions. Um, first, what's your name?"
"Wang Qing, male, Beijing, China, [-] this year."
"Oh, you answered my second, third, and fourth questions." The Doctor looked a little embarrassed.
"Hey? Didn't you check the household registration?"
Clara laughed then: "No, no, of course we're not. We're just, uh...travelers, yes."
The Doctor seconded: "Yes! We are travelers. Next, the most important question—how did you come here to eat Saturn?"
Wang Qing spit out the coffee after taking a sip: "Is it really called eating Saturn? I thought it was just the coolies screaming."
The Doctor was directly sprayed on the face, and he said with a coffee face on his face, "Yes, that's what it shows on the coordinates."
Clara handed the Doctor some napkins, and the Doctor wiped them and said, "Wait a minute, did you just say, coolies?"
"Yes, coolies, I still have a lot of people who were caught by them. There are people from all over the place. Some people say that he is Kaitou Kidd, hahahaha, it's really funny."
"Ah, the chosen children, uh, sorry, you just said them, who?"
"Aliens."
"Oh, so now, it's all getting interesting."
Clara interrupted at the right time: "I think we should send him back to Earth first, it's dangerous here, he looks like a college student in an ivory tower."
"No, no, we need someone who is familiar with the environment, and he is just right!"
"Oh, Doctor, Please...you, cannot...OK! Fine! Wang Qing, that, do you want to go with us?"
Wang Qing was stunned. The bilingual switch was really slippery: "Oh, that, why are you going?"
The Doctor smiled, all the creases on his face: "Save the world."
"Oh, okay, can I have something to eat first? I'm so hungry."
"Dark Cuisine of the Great Rot Country, well-deserved reputation..." Wang Qing took a sip of the food served by Clara, and [-] mud horses rushed past in his heart, "Do you have a kitchen here?"
"Yes, of course there is!"
Then Wang Qing saw a very high-end kitchen that was basically unused.
"Is there no food?"
"You should be glad that I want to make fried fish and soufflé today, so I still have these things." Clara happily threw the fish, oil, butter, eggs, flour and milk to Wang Qing, "Looking good on you Yo boy."
Of course Wang Qing didn't know how to make souffle, so he had to cook fish.I guess, it's still cod!
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Koko, in fact, is cod wrapped in flour and then deep-fried, and then eaten with butter.Don't ask me why it turned into a dark dish in the end, because there is no salt at all!
Clara: "Oh, it's a novel and unique taste, I like it."
Doctor: "Oh, it's not as delicious as the ones I cooked at little Amy's. My cooking skills were also very good! But this rebirth has a small problem. I don't seem to have any skill points for cooking. Well, whatever How, boy, you did a good job."
Wang Qing: "Just as long as you are happy."
"Okay, now, ladies and gentlemen, we're ready to go when we've had our fill. Hey boys, here's your mask, grab it."
The Doctor walked to the main console, entered the coordinates calculated according to Wang Qing's description, and then pulled down the control handle to complete a short jump.Now, the Tardis is in a pothole.
The Doctor was the first to walk out the door, and he was under attack from the mineral particles suspended in the subterranean air, so he hurried back to Tardis.
"What the hell?" Clara's tone changed in shock.
"I'm fine, nothing serious, oh, the outside...outside environment, I think...maybe not...suitable for my survival." After speaking, the Doctor passed out.
"Doctor! Doctor! Oh, comeon! Damnit!" Clara tried to wake up the Doctor, but to no avail.
"So what are we going to do now?"
"Wait!" Clara walked towards the console very irritably, and asked Tardis to call out a nutrition cabin, and put the Doctor in it.
"Report! Report! Undentified invasion! Warning!" In the outer space of Saturn's atmosphere, a siren sounded from a suspended aircraft.
"This is from the High Commendofficer——Exterminate!"
At the same time, the Tardis main control room shook violently.
"Security protocols activated!" The figure that appeared was Feng Jianyu.
"Daewoo?!" Wang Qing's voice changed in shock.
"This shadow..." The Tardis security agreement was mechanically read halfway before being interrupted roughly by Wang Qing.
"speak Mandarin!"
"Command—Translate: Chinese!"
"The TARDIS is under a strong external attack, and the self-locking mode is turned on. Except for the time lord, other creatures will be instantly teleported to a safe place."
【Please make up the white light special effect transmission by yourself】
"Identification! Human! The Doctor's Companion!" Wang Qing was confused, what the hell is this? !
"Oh Mygod! The Daleks!" Since leaving the Tardis, Clara's language conversion effect is gone.
"What Dalic?" (The correct translation is Dalic)
"I think we're now a Dalek spaceship and I must tell you out that I can't understand Chinese, so we must talk in English!"
"Where is the Doctor? Doctor's companion?" Dalek, who was the leader, sounded a little unhappy.
"The Doctor is in the Tardis and YOU just ble wit up!"
The neural thinking of the Daleks obviously paused for a moment, and the biological body wrapped in the iron shell was a little confused. In the end, they could only shake the laser gun in their right hand and speak with an emotionless mechanical voice about a thing that exists in the common consciousness of all the Daleks. Truth - "The Doctor can never be killed!"
Meanwhile, eat a corner of Saturn.
As a magical race that can regenerate and change faces and has two hearts, the Time Lord's recovery ability cannot be underestimated. Doctor's nutrition cabin has opened
"Wow! Sticky liquid! I hate this! I'm fine now! Clara! Clara? Where are you?"
Apparently, he was the only one left in the Tardis.
"What are you going to do?" Clara and Wang Qing were escorted to the teleportation platform.
[Please imagine the special effects of falling from the spaceship to eating Saturn]
"Made, another mouthful of dirt, bah!"
"Oh! Wehavenomasks!" Clara screamed.
"So, what?" Wang Qing was a little puzzled.
"We'll quickly die, you certainly died in the same reason. Forgodsake, we don't have another magic potion."
"Fuck!"
"Asa Doctor is not available, we'd better find out to save ourselves before we are killed by the dusts."
"Huh? Slow down. What was killed? Eh... Canyonpeak more slowly? Youmeankilledbywhat?" Beijing accent English, you deserve it.
"T-H-ED-U-S-T-S! They will choke our respiratory tract!"
"..." Wang Qing thought for a long time, but still didn't say anything.
"Come on, let's go. Weneed to get back to where you escaped from."
Wang Qing had no choice but to lead the way for Clara silently.
This is a huge underground world.
A steady stream of human coolies were captured by the Daleks from all corners of the universe, and then sent to mine.This is obviously not a small game called Gold Miner, let alone a survival game, because almost every day, human beings come to the end of their lives due to dust clogging their airways.
"Thisisahell..." Seeing this scene, Clara's eyes were filled with something, we call it—Mercy or Pity, mercy or compassion.
"Hello! You are here, that's very nice!
"Doctor!"
Clara hugged the thin gray-haired old man: "You are all right now. Oh, that's great."
"Oh, I suppose I'm a huggy person now."
After the hug ended, Clara began to report the known situation: "It's the Dalek! They catch humans and take them here to dig the mine."
"Yeah! Amazing planet, amazing mineral." Saying this, the Doctor squatted down, stretched out his hand and picked up a handful of powder from his feet.
"Doctor?! How? You are not now!"
The Doctor laughed, and the Scottish accent sounded extraordinarily funny: "I enclosed done heart and I'ma human-being now, these secrets."
"Creature? What do you mean?"
"I mean, the so-called minerals, the dust sand including, the whole planet, the area may beitis acreature."
Wang Qing felt very self-conscious that he was huddled in the corner to act as a background board for eating dirt.
"Ops, we forgot the poor... boy. Well, now you understand?"
"Yes." Wang Qing nodded like a pounding garlic.
"Now I want you to gather these people together, don't worry, I will take care of the robot supervisor."
"Okay, I'll do my best."
The Doctor watched Wang Qing walk away before saying to Clara: "Sorry, I just lied. It's not a create, it's the aggregate of spirits, human spirit. Merlin have told me about this."
"Is this very terrible?"
"It's horrible."
Man is such a fragile species, no matter how strong he looks, as long as the air he needs to live is taken away, he will destroy himself.Wang Qing felt that this place was more terrifying than before he escaped, and the gloomy breath of death seemed to permeate everyone's face, lingering.He found the team he was in before, and the team leader had changed.It turned out that the tall and strong man from Aiprick Gentleman passed away yesterday due to respiratory obstruction. May he rest in peace in heaven.
"Why are you back again?" The person speaking was a Singaporean, with proficient Chinese and a slightly strange tone.
"We're going to get people together."
"why?"
"Because if we dig any further, we'll all die."
The doctor was walking back to Tardis with Clara in his sonic glasses: "Clara, do youre member the Beethoven the fifth?" Only to find that he doesn't understand music and is just a gangster.Fortunately, he brought all the Beethoven scores, and he gave them all to Beethoven, so history continued to develop, so we have the question, who wrote Beethoven's music? 】
"Yeah, of course."
"I think we'll probably find them instead here."
"Wow, that's quite inspiring."
Clara suddenly felt a little puzzled, didn't it mean that the human race came into contact with this mineral, well, all living things will die now, why is the Doctor fine now? "Doctor, one more question."
"You want to ask me about why you're fine?"
"Yeah, youcleverboy, youalwayskonw."
"Iconsealedoneofmyheart, soI'mhunmannow."
"Oh! That's brilliant."
"Right. Solving a paradox, I'm loving this. Comeon, weneed get to the boy."
Tardis made a whirring sound and appeared beside Wang Qing.
"Oh ha ha ha, boy, you did a great job." The Doctor walked out of his small blue box with a low-key appearance like a police box wearing sonic sunglasses, and let out a barbell-like laugh.
"What should we do now?"
The Doctor brought down a floating surveillance robot, and replied, "We need to create more chaos, so we can see miracles."
Have you ever looked forward to seeing miracles in your day-to-day life?It could be winning the lottery, it could be the discovery of something precious, it could be anything you want.
These, however, should be called fantasies rather than miracles.
Right now, a true miracle is happening before your eyes, and you are a witness.
The yellow sand all over the sky, the fine dust, gathered into this planet, this vast planet or this hurried group.Human beings multiply and grow in every corner of the universe, like a rapidly spreading plague.Legend has it that when a person dies, his soul will become a star hanging in the sky.In fact, when a person dies, his consciousness will become a tiny speck of dust, floating to a fixed point in space.Generation after generation, they all headed here after death.
This is not a star eating Saturn, but the consciousness integration of thousands of generations of human beings.The more human descendants die here, the stronger and angrier this planet will be, and then, the current miracle will happen.
"We stand on the shoulders of giants," the Doctor smiled at Wang Qingzhi, "Boy, you know, I have always wondered why you escaped, and then happened to meet us and saved your life."
Wang Qing looked at the Doctor with a confused face, and then at the planet that had turned into a giant, but his IQ was still not online.
"Ingolstein, right? You know? I don't believe what Merlin said to me is suitable. A person's consciousness may be very weak, but what if it is the consciousness of countless human beings added together? ? Oh ho ho ho ho, see, this is the power of human beings, ah, you human beings."
"And what does this have to do with Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?" Clara asked from the sidelines.
"Oh, I almost forgot. It doesn't matter, I was wrong, I thought, uh, you understand." The Doctor skillfully admitted his mistake.
"You liar. But it's okay, we can solve this question next time. What I actually wanted to ask is, do you remember where your Tardis was parked?"
"Maybe in the giant's stomach, hahahaha."
The Dalek's spaceship was in disarray at this point.
"Explain! Explain!" The electronic voice sounded slightly distorted.
Incomparably huge human consciousness squeezed into every corner of the spaceship, ordinary Dalek soldiers have already started to kill each other in disorder, it is obvious that this war race has failed again.
It is again in the shape of a planet with long yellow sand, no mine pits, and there are many human beings standing on the flat ground.
"So, it's over like this?" Wang Qing couldn't believe it.
"Swallowed up a whole fleet of Dalek warships, what are you not satisfied with?" Doctor's voice was full of lightness and joy.
"Uh, no, no. What about us people?"
"Just give the Shadow Manifesto Society a call, don't worry, you can all go home."
Wang Qing felt that he might never see this, this mysterious doctor again.
But in fact, who knows?
The author has something to say: I don't have a brain like Moto, this article is full of bugs, don't delve into these things, it's just a miss.Geronimo!
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