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【I'm not human】

The person who supports Xing Yi's succession is the current president. He has already mastered the entire Demon Subduing Masters Association, and there is really no need to cooperate with demons for power and power. I can't explain how.

The puppet cat stared at Xing Yi's blue cat eyes and narrowed slightly, as if considering the credibility of the other party's words. After a while, it turned back to look at Qi Jingyu, and said hesitantly: "Could it be that our suspicion is wrong? The ghost and Chong Ye didn't cooperate to get the position of president, or the group of demon subduing masters didn't know anything at all, all of this was a game that Chong Ye spent his time slowly setting up?"

Qi Jingyu frowned slightly, and shook his head uncertainly: "Probably not, it stands to reason that the association itself is also looking for school-age teenagers with superior spiritual power. This kind of human being is very rare, and their goals overlap so much with Nightmare's. I can’t believe that I’ve never encountered this before.”

Yan Mo pondered for a moment, and said: "It seems that I can only find a chance to go to the association."

Qi Jingyu gave a "hmm" to express his agreement, thought about it carefully, and said cautiously: "But after all, we are going to someone else's place, we still have to think about it carefully, and it's better to be careful, and—" He paused for a while, then looked up to the opposite side Xing Yi said, "I need your help."

At this point in the topic, Xing Yi was still somewhat conflicted.

Less than two months after leaving the association this time, he was forced to change his camp and position due to a ray of demon soul in his body. Although there has been no rumor of a search from his old club where he disappeared, this in itself is already full of doubts, but suddenly he has to help The monster that has been hostile for more than ten years has sneaked into the association. This feeling is really indescribably subtle.

Xing Yi was noncommittal, and didn't know what to say, so he nodded for the time being, and he should give Qi Jingyu a response.

Qi Jingyu smiled knowingly, and didn't want to push too hard—after all, even if there was that strand of Suzaku soul, he was still an out-and-out demon subduing master in his bones, and it was hard to change that deep-rooted concept. Sitting together and talking about things calmly, the other party's attitude here is actually a lot of face.

"Leave that aside, we have to talk about another thing that Nightmare revealed that night."

Hearing the teacher's change of subject, Li Huan was relieved. The resistance in Xing Yi's attitude just now was still obvious. Suppressing the camp is undoubtedly the most sensitive topic. At first, the teacher and Mo Luo asked sharp questions one by one. It was heard that he was worried, for fear that the three of them would fight directly in the tea house if they didn't deal with each other.

Of course, what really confuses him is the question of who should help if he does something...

After all, he was deceiving the master and exterminating the ancestors, and at the same time he was suspected of being ruthless. Li Huan was caught in the middle, feeling that it was very likely to turn into an embarrassing situation in which he was not human inside and out.

The young master, who had overcompensated his brain, felt very tired again. He shook his head to drive those strange pictures out of his brain, and refocused on what the teacher was going to say next. This matter was discussed with Xing Yi before, so He was still very curious about what the teacher would arrange.

Sure enough, Qi Jingyu said: "Nightmare told me that the next transaction with the buyer of human souls will be in May and a half, the quantity is [-], and the location is at a tea house called Zisha Yayuan. This clue may not be useful, but it is. Right now, the only direction of investigation that can be followed from Nightmare, Yan Mo and I both think it is necessary to follow up."

"Then... what is your arrangement?" Li Huan asked tentatively.

Qi Jingyu seemed to have read through the little apprentice's mind, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Why, Xiaohuan is interested?"

Li Huan nodded truthfully, hoping in his heart that the teacher would say "yes" directly, but he still flattered him very obediently: "I think so, but everything is under the teacher's arrangement."

The puppet cat squatted aside, pretending to lick its paws to wash its face, but secretly looked at Li Huan with its eyes open. Hearing this, the fur tail behind it shook, and said maliciously: "Little devil, you are a half-demon, stronger than humans." It’s true, but with that little thing you know, how do you deal with a monster that can only consume 200 human souls? Have you ever thought about the monsters in this world who feed on human souls? And don’t you What about their opponents?"

Li Huan was choked up by the question and didn't know how to respond.

At this moment, a hand stretched out from the side to cover the back of his hand, and shook it comfortingly.

Li Huan looked down at the hands they held, and suddenly felt relieved.

"Mr. Yan is worrying too much, and Xiao Huan is not alone." Xing Yi looked up at the cat on the coffee table, but there was such an imperceptible sarcasm in his tone, and he said calmly, "Besides, as a demon master, A mortal can still hunt monsters with a mortal body, let alone a half-demon who is far better than a mortal?"

The puppet cat tilted its head to look at him: "So you will go too?"

"That's natural," Xing Yi said, "Xiao Huan is going, why should I not go?"

The puppet cat pondered for a while, and felt that the business with the help of the demon subduing master was a steady profit, so he looked at Qi Jingyu and asked, "Jing Yu, what do you think?"

Qi Jingyu frowned, on the surface he seemed to be thinking seriously, but in fact his thinking had stopped.

As soon as a certain address came out, he was a little distracted, and he didn't hear what the two of them were saying at all. There was only one thought in his mind-this demon-subduing master robbed his little apprentice, and he even called him for more than ten years. The name has been taken away, and it is unforgivable to be so bold and reckless as not to take him seriously!

Sure enough, the demon and the demon subduing master cannot sit together and talk about serious matters calmly.

Nine-Tails-sama thought unsteadily.

"Jing Yu?" Sensing that the other party was absent-minded, Yan Mo tentatively called his name again.

"Forget it, let them go." Qi Jingyu pressed his forehead and rubbed it as if very tired, "I'm a little tired, I'm here today." After finishing speaking, he got up to go back to his room to rest, but suddenly remembered something, and turned around again He told the two of them, "There are more than two months before May and a half. The human souls used for the transaction are being kept by Yan Mo. My original plan was to continue to carry out this transaction. One of you must pretend to be a nightmare to go to the appointment."

Li Huan: "..."

The corner of Li Huan's mouth twitched: "Teacher... isn't that Nightmare a woman? Why..."

"It's easy for a demon to change his appearance with a demon method. For you, I'm afraid you have to use a more traditional method." Qi Jingyu smiled lightly, and suddenly felt that it was very interesting for the little apprentice to do this disguise. Can't help but also have some expectations, Fu added, "You are considered a teacher, so let's take this trip for the teacher."

Li Huan: "..."

What's the situation?

Why does it feel like the things that I have finally won are more like being schemed by that demon? !

Moreover, you didn't say what the traditional method is?And what the hell is that sanctimonious attitude of watching a good show? !

A monster like a fox is really not a good thing...

A certain person rebelliously complained in his heart, deeply feeling that the number of times he has been tired recently is too much!

After the meeting was over, when the teacher and Yan Mo, who was possessed by the puppet cat, left first, Li Huan stared at the backs of the two whose relationship seemed to have improved by leaps and bounds in a few days, his mind was buzzing, but the one with the most flashbacks was Nightmare's glamorous face and slim figure wrapped in black veil.

Especially the latter, who was much different in height and shape from Xing Yi, and he was not willing to let his wife dress up so embarrassingly.

Li Huan sighed, and left the tea room with Xing Yi after packing up the tea set.

The two walked across the yard and returned to the bedroom in the side room. After entering the room, Li Huan sat down on the sofa with a heavy heart, thinking about how to disguise himself as a nightmare, while turning over the dusty ipad.Since Du Qiu left, he and Ari were busy preparing for the festival, so they didn't have time to play games, so naturally they didn't have a chance to touch these things.

Li Huan casually started the game with a passer-by, and it was no surprise that he was matched with the psychopath called "Taobao pajamas were contracted by me", and because he had added friends before, after the game started, the guy chatted directly over——

The other party said: [hi~ Long time no see, how is the kid who played games with me before? ] Li Huanhui: [How do you know I'm not him? 】

The pajama gentleman said: [If I had to give you a reason to convince you, it would probably be that I asked my friend to hack the front camera of your device, handsome guy, you look good, do you have a boyfriend?Okay, no matter if you have it or not, promise me first, don't block it~ 0.0] Li Huan glanced at the small dot above the ipad, decisively took out a roll of tape from the drawer, tore off a piece and stuck it on.

Mr. Pajamas: 【So cruel~ Are you in a bad mood? 】

Li Huan didn't like such familiar people, so he couldn't help frowning slightly.Over there, Xing Yi made two cups of scented tea, added rock sugar and brought them over. Seeing that his expression was not good, he asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I met an idiot." Li Huan didn't care about the points. After quitting the game, he planned to look up the traditional disguise method mentioned by the teacher. The phone in his trouser pocket vibrated.

Li Huan took out his phone, and a Wechat friend application was sent to the locked screen. He felt a little strange, but he opened the screen to check the details.

The id of the guy who applied to add WeChat friends is shaw.

Li Huan had no impression, and thought that he probably happened to see him intending to flirt through a mess of channels, and he didn't intend to pay attention to it at first, but he glanced casually from the corner of his eye, and he noticed that the other party added another reason for adding - that shaw said: [No Play the game to check the method of disguise?Are you in a bad mood because of this?Is it a colleague? ] Li Huan was stunned for a moment, and after clicking agree to add, he asked directly in the conversation window: 【Are you that person in the game?How did you find it? ]shaw: [We can hack the camera, and of course we can also touch the terminal through the wireless network~ You have logged into your account on the WeChat side of the ipad, and there are residual data. I can add friends after knowing the mobile phone number~] The young master took off today Single: […]

Shaw: [By the way, I saw your search content in the browser, are you a colleague? 】The young master left the order today: 【No. 】

Shaw: [Why are you so sure~ Don't you smell the familiar smell of scum on Yinjia? 】Li Huanxin said that there is no such a coincidence, you can meet monsters in every game, if the proportion of monsters is so large, you don't have to live in fear like now.He guessed that the friend the other party was talking about was probably a hacker. When this guy saw him searching for disguise methods, he immediately mentioned the word "peer", and it seemed that it was probably not a good thing.

Li Huan thought about it, and felt that since he had nothing to do anyway, it would be better to dig deeper into this guy who posted it on his own initiative, so he replied: [Actually, yes, what do you do? 】shaw: 【Want to talk to me?Then tell me who you are first~] The young master left the order today: [I am not human. 】

Shaw: [Hey, hello!Why don't you play your cards according to the routine...→＿→] The young master is out of order today: 【Now it's your turn. 】

shaw: [I am a thief, that person takes money for others, do you believe it? 】Generally speaking, the sentence patterns that involve rhetorical questions and contain provocative meanings in the dialogue are all because the speaker hopes that the other party will provocate and say "I don't believe it".

Li Huan heard those thousand-year-old spirits grow up in circles with each other, so he naturally wouldn't fall into such a low-end language trap, and replied: [Xin, speaking of it, you and I are somewhat similar, but we don't charge, it's purely voluntary, because I Teachers are not short of money. 】shaw:【Ahhhhhhhh local tyrant, I know you're in China, if you have something you like, be sure to contact me, acquaintances get discounts! ] The young master is out of order today: [However, my teacher’s collection is longer than the ones in the Forbidden City, I’m afraid Mr. Thieves can’t help me~] shaw: [Not necessarily, you don’t need a disguise ╮( ╯▽╰)╭] Li Huan was taken aback: [You will? ! 】

After these two words were sent, the words "the other party is typing" were always displayed on the top of the WeChat chat window, but no specific information came.

Li Huan felt that he was a bit ill and went to the doctor in a hurry, and he would believe the words of a second-year-old disease on social software. Although he thought so, he was unwilling to wait until he couldn't wait. Two eyes on the phone screen.

About half an hour later, just when Li Huan thought that the person had deleted his friends and ran away, his phone vibrated again, and the person sent him a photo.

The background of the photo is a sunny courtyard swimming pool. Standing by the pool is a bikini beauty with blond hair, blue eyes, sexy and hot breasts, but unfortunately her legs are in plaster and she is sitting in a wheelchair.

Li Huan stared at that face for a while, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became. He hurriedly googled Scarlett Johansson on his ipad, and was speechless to find that what the guy sent him was a photo of the widow herself in the swimming pool.

The young master is out of order today: [Oh, it took you half an hour to search for a photo? 】shaw:【I knew you didn't believe it, but Scarlett wasn't hurt.This is my swimming pool, does it look like a painting?It only took half an hour~ I’m sure I’ll meet silly fans when I go out now~] shaw: [By the way, I’m male~]

The young master left the order today: 【How do you prove that the woman in the photo is you? ] As soon as this line was sent, the other party seemed to have guessed his mind, and sent another photo almost at the same time.

Seeing the photo, Li Huan couldn't help but sit up slightly, because in that new photo, Scarlett Johansson's face was half uncovered, and the exposed half of her face was flirtatiously blowing kisses towards the camera .

Li Huan stared at the photo and fell silent. After a long time, he typed a new line of text and clicked to send—he said: [I want to learn this technique, please make a price. 】The man was also very happy, and directly sent the money and bank account number, and added a message saying that he could pay after he learned it, and asked for a full-body photo of the person who disguised himself. voice.

Li Huan thought it was okay, so he promised to send him the photo and voiceprint as soon as possible.

After doing this, he finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, and couldn't help asking: [Why are you interested in me? 】shaw: 【Last summer, I was injured and almost died. I have been recuperating for the past six months.My friend thinks I'm too depressed, let me make some new friends so that I don't have to spend all day in the sun at home, and then I was matched with you as soon as I played the game that day, so I don't bother to find someone else~] Li Huan frowned, feeling that this person is living too much Random is hurting his head, every sentence he said is more than nonsense, but he is completely unaware that that sentence is a lie.

What a weird guy.

——inued