[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Leaving aside the issue of Shinozu and Atobe's children, Guanyue has been very hard-working Chuzheng is working hard on a long journey to save his wife.How far away is the size of his psychological shadow.

Of course, for him who has learned magic, the distance of the journey is actually not a problem.

magic,

yes, magic,

It starts with Guanyue's "escaping from her ex-husband". From the moment he left the door, he ran and ran... and ran and ran... Then, on the way to run, a white-bearded grandfather suddenly appeared in front of him Beside him, while running with him, looked at him with relief, and said after a long time: "Young man, I see that your bones are strange, and your running speed is faster than being chased by a vicious dog. Do you want to learn magic from me?"

Guanyue: "...No, thank you."

"Don't be like this, young man." The white-bearded grandfather picked his nose and feet while running, and continued to persuade, "I have the potential to become a great magician at first glance, really don't want to give it a shot? "

"...You go find someone else." And in the mouth of his stupid wife, "big magician" doesn't seem to be a good word, and his intuition tells him that he must not talk to this guy.

"Young man, it's amazing to be a magician! You can run as fast as me!"

"...I run as fast as you now."

"But when you reach my age, maybe it will happen!" The old man with white beard followed the temptation, "Imagine, for example, if you are old and have no money in your pocket, so you go to other people's house to steal food. The advantages of being fast are fully reflected! Now imagine that you are old, and your wife is also old, so you go to peep at other people's wives. At this time..."

"I won't learn magic from you! Please give up." The first one is fine, but the latter... If he really does this, even if she becomes an old woman, she will raise a kitchen knife and chase for three thousand miles, right?

Because she is such a completely unreasonable person.

So the "rules" of the normal world are completely useless to her.

Is this supposed to be weird, or weird?

"Young man, don't you really think about it?"

"I've said it all, but I refuse."

"Really? Then there's nothing I can do..." The white-bearded old man sighed, "Then I have no choice but to fight hard."

"……"Hey!

So, Guanyue was raped by the Overlord... I always felt that something was wrong, cough cough cough, in short, he was brought back to the cave by the grandfather like this (Guanyue actually wanted to complain, why does one obviously belong to the West? The set magician will live in the cave? And there are these big characters engraved on the top of the cave - Juggernaut, there must be something wrong!), and then he was forced to go offline...

Because the so-called "Dongfu" seems to belong to a "duplicate" and cannot communicate with the outside world.

The old man with the white beard said: "If you don't learn magic, I won't let you out."

The white-bearded grandfather also said: "PS, when I was locked up by my master, I was still a young man, but when I left the customs yesterday, I realized that I had become an old man. Come on..."

"Hey! Wait..."

Will people wait for him?

the answer is negative.

So, Guan Yue was cheated again in such a hard way.

Why can't his life script here be normal?This is completely constructed according to the brain circuit of his stupid wife, right?Hello!Hello! !Hello! ! !

Let him go out ah ah ah ah...

After trying all kinds of self-help to no avail, Guanyue began to "practice" bitterly. He picked up the practice manual that was obviously left on the ground, and saw these Chinese characters written on the first page - to practice this skill, Must first come from the palace!

Guanyue: "..." Thanks to someone, he really knows this, because when she was in junior high school, she actually pasted a note with this sentence on the front page of his data collection book, bullying him for not knowing Chinese, It's a pity that she forgot that he still has a computer, so...

Of course, the point is not here.

Next to this line of "Chinese characters", there is an interpretation of small Japanese characters—that is, if you want to practice magic, you must first cut off [beep——].

Guanyue: "..." Who would do such a thing?

He turned to the second page with black lines all over his head, and there were eight Chinese characters—if he doesn't come from the palace, he can succeed.

It’s still a small print annotation—did you really cut it?Don't be silly, magic is not martial arts, so it doesn't matter if you don't do it.

Guanyue: "..."

Then turn to the third page.

There is only one line of bloody characters - Master!You made me miserable! ! ! ! ! !

Guanyue: "..." Could this be left by the old white-bearded grandfather?This...cough cough cough, feel the spirit.

Next, page four.

From this page, some diagrams appeared, in short, it is hoped that he will learn the actions on the diagrams.

only……

No matter how you look at those movements, it doesn't look like you're practicing magic, hey!

Such a shameful thing... Fu forehead!

But considering the destructive power of his wife, Guanyue has reason to firmly believe that if he doesn't go out again, someone will ruin this world and everyone in this world. In order to save the world, it is understandable for him to sacrifice once... Bar?

but!

Even if he sacrificed, he must at least sacrifice some value, right?

So he resolutely turned the album to the last page.

There are no pictures on it, only a few lines of characters—this is the mysterious practice Kungfu "The Seventh Radio Gymnastics" from China. In that mysterious country, almost every teenager and girl will practice it. Tuer, have you learned it yet? ?Learned?Very good, 50 years of continuous exercise, I am optimistic about you!

Guanyue: "..." I always feel that he has been cheated, is it an illusion?

He continued to read, and wrote below—OK, the warm-up that lasted for 50 years is over, do you feel your body is slightly warm?Then we can officially start practicing.

Guanyue: "...Hey!" Was he completely being tricked?right? !

But when he considered that someone lost because of this cheating book... ahem, he felt that it was understandable for him to be cheated.

Continue to read the words - do you see the futon in the corner?Go and uncover it, and you'll be in for a surprise.

After that, no more words.

He stood up with black lines all over his head and walked to the corner. There was indeed a dark futon there. According to the book, he uncovered it, and then saw a USB flash drive underneath. There is also a piece of paper underneath - please plug it into the computer to watch and study "Primary to Advanced Meditation Method: It only takes half an hour, so that you can easily become a great magician!" ".

Guanyue beat the wall silently, so what is the significance of those 50 years?

Is it just for cheating?

Immediately afterwards, he tore open the futon and found a newest laptop from inside, and then, he became a great magician.

Regarding this cheating setting, he decided not to say anything. Really, every time he thought about it, he felt that it would affect his IQ.And the focus now is not this, in short, the legendary Moon Watcher, Great Magician, and Chu Ge come with the wind!

As we all know, being a driver can't distract you, so he didn't pay much attention to the team chat.

So what is someone doing right now?

basement.

Chen Xiaolu: "We are really lucky."

Ninja Yuuji: "???"

"Fortunately, this is the game world?"

"so?"

"you are stupid!"

"..." I really don't want to be said that by this guy!

"Have you ever felt hungry?"

"No."

"Me neither."

"……so?"

"So!" If it wasn't for the fact that his hands were tied, Chen Xiaolu really wanted to help his forehead. How could this guy's IQ be so low?Let her show off her high IQ demeanor, "So, it means that we in this world don't have basic physiological needs!"

"..." seemed to understand something, but didn't want to understand at all.

"This is really great." Chen Xiaolu looked at the sky, "If you suddenly want to go to the toilet, I will really cry."

"..." Why must he be the one who wants the toilet!

Probably hearing someone's roar, "Colorful Princess" replied quite naturally: "Of course it's because your sphincter function is better than mine!"

Renzu burst into tears: "... How did you judge this?"

"Based on how often you use it!"

"..." He didn't want to understand the meaning of these words at all, really!

At this moment, a "cracking" sound suddenly came from the top of the two of them. It seemed that a table was overturned, a bench fell down, and there seemed to be a crisp sound of a wine bottle falling to the ground.

"this is……"

"Could it be that Ah Chu is here?"

【Guanyue Road: Hello!Ah Chu!Your dear wife is locked up in the basement!Waiting for you~=3=】

[Ninzu Yushi: ... I am also there. 】

[Guanyue Road: Who cares about you! 】

【Yuki Ninja:...】

Of course, there was no response from Guan Yue who was "driving".

Chen Xiaolu comforted himself: "Probably because the fight was too much fun hahahaha."

"..." Ninzu expressed doubts, "Really?"

"...Although my Ah Chu doesn't seem to be a martial artist."

"..."

"What to do? In case he was caught, and then that like that ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Renzu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Didn't you say that even if he is pregnant, you don't dislike him?"

"How can you trust a woman's sweet words! I'm just talking, but I really mind, okay?!"

"...Hey!" Is it really okay to admit that you are lying so blatantly?

"boom!"

Suddenly there was such a sound in the room.

It seems that the secret door above has been opened.

Then, there was the sound of something rolling down the stairs.

The two turned their heads to look at the same time, and saw that the woman in red who had seen on the beach before was getting up from the ground in pain, and then spit out a mouthful of blood with a "wow": "Hurry up... run away!" ...there are pirates... come..." pounced on the ground.

Shinobu: "..."

Chen Xiaolu: "...Hey! Untie our ropes before people run!"