[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Chen Xiaolu was stunned.

She never expected that she could actually see this person in the game...the person she had dreamed of...at this moment, it really appeared in front of her eyes...

"It's actually..." She couldn't help stretching her hand out of the cage, and desperately stretched towards the direction of the light screen, even though she knew she couldn't reach it, but even if it was just a little bit...a little...it's good...

"Hey... what's wrong with you..." Renzu was startled, did this guy commit another crime?

"You don't understand..." She shook her head and said with emotion in her voice, "You don't understand my deep love..."

"..." Well, he really didn't understand.

"Hmph, heartless people."

"Hey!" Renzu vomited blood, what does this have to do with ruthlessness, "Isn't that just an Apple phone?!"

That's right!

What was summoned by Buer Green Beard Zhou Zhu was an iPhone!Therefore, it is completely understandable that the light was white at first, and then turned into a rich gold!

"What do you know?" Chen Xiaolu wiped his tears, and said with emotion as the chrysanthemums fluttered, "That's local tyrant gold! Local tyrant gold! You don't understand my generation's desire for it."

"what?"

"Although on the one hand, I complained that it is an arcade machine, but on the other hand, I couldn't help but want to own it. This contradictory psychology deeply poked my cuteness, making people unable to extricate themselves..."

"No, it's just a simple shake of M, right?"

"Do you have the right to say that about me? Mr. Pomade!"

"...Okay, I was wrong." Renzu said, although he didn't understand why this guy had any obsession with Apple mobile phones, but reason told him that it would be better not to talk about it, but then he became curious again, "It Is it 'the little expert who pokes the kidney'?"

"That's right!"

"No way..." The boy felt that the door to a new world had opened again, "It's just a mobile phone, what does it have to do with stabbing a kidney?"

"Hehe, a mortal with fish lips." Chen Xiaolu smiled coldly and noblely, stretched out his hand to catch the feathers slowly falling from the air, and picked up the flowers... no, it was the feathers that smiled again, "Don't you know Apple's Is it nicknamed 'Taking Kidney Invisible'?"

"……do not know."

"That must be because you have no experience of selling a kidney to buy a mobile phone."

"Who would do that kind of thing? Hey! Wait...you wouldn't..." She was terrified, the guy in front of her was abnormal, so no matter what she did, it was normal, and her lower limit of integrity and morality should not be underestimated. IQ, so, "Have you ever done that?"

"certainly……"

"..." See, sure enough.

"No."

"Hey!"

"I died early, so I didn't have time to pick it up." Of course, this sentence is purely deceitful, and she doesn't have eight kidneys like someone else, so how could she exchange them for a mobile phone!

But, obviously, someone believed this sentence, and he raised his forehead with a sad face: "I can give you one after I go out, please, don't pick it up."

"Huh? Are you so kind?"

"...haha." I just don't want to see this guy take revenge on the society because of his lack of kidneys.

"Well, it's much more generous than Atobe." Chen Xiaolu touched his chin, "He can change several mobile phones for one child, and he only has a few hundred yen for one child, tsk."

Shinozu: "...Well, big sister, can we stop discussing such a sad topic?"

Chen Xiaolu was talking about something when he suddenly saw a new movement on the screen.

Lanran that silly X (the codename Chen Xiaolu gave him) fell into a daze after seeing the summoned Apple phone, and he didn't react until now, holding his left kidney with one hand and backing back again and again: "It's actually... It's actually... you!"

"That's right." Local tyrant Jin smiled confidently, "Long time no see, Aizen."

"..."

"Is the ipad that I exchanged for a kidney useful last time? With it, life in prison will no longer be boring, right?" The local tyrant Jin's words are full of human touch. I’ve watched a few episodes, have you finished watching them all?”

It’s okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Aizen with the face of the master of Xinghaifang shed tears instantly: "Why are all the pieces from BL?"

"Aren't you a gay?" The local tyrant Jin replied, "You don't know how to appreciate it if you are normal."

Lan Ran: "...I said, local tyrant, it's fine to discuss this kind of matter in private, and don't do it in public..."

"It's not a secret." The local tyrant patted his stomach, and the dark screen instantly lit up, and what appeared inside were the people who were locked in the prison. With a swipe of his hand, Chen Xiaolu was selected. "Okay, the connection is successful, can you hear me?"

"Ah Chu! Hurry up and kill that Budu!"

"...My guest, please don't say unnecessary words."

"Did you hear that? Ah Chu, stab his kidney!"

"Ahem, cough, guest, if you do this again, I will curse you for having no money for apples in your life."

"...Okay, I'll shut up."

The local tyrant Jin shook his body in satisfaction, and then asked, "Very well, let me ask you, does Aizen like men or women?"

"This question is not important." Chen Xiaolu replied sharply, "Didn't he turn into a butterfly in the end? I heard that that thing is androgynous. Maybe his hobby is self-inflicted."

"!!! Is that so..." The local tyrant Jin suddenly realized, and looked at Lan Ran with a look of "perverted" in amazement, "So that's the case... No wonder you are not satisfied with the piece I gave you."

Seeing that he could slander his "mortal enemy" for many years, Chen Xiaolu sprayed the venom without any money: "Maybe he still has earthworm cells, so if he can do everything in his body, one indigo will become two indigo." , two indigo turned into four indigo, and then... self-sufficiency, NP, human and beast, no pressure at all! And..."

The local tyrant Jin locked the screen silently, staring at the sky speechlessly: "I am still a child, please don't pollute my pure heart." Then he coughed lightly, "Okay, customer Aizen, if you give me another kidney, I will I can replace you with a more advanced ipad, and then provide the movie source website for free, and give you a wifi signal, how about it? It’s more enjoyable and more at ease, no matter how many side leaks you don’t worry about... Cough, I’m sorry, the placement advertisement jumped out by itself! "

Ai Ran was obviously quite moved: "...I only have one kidney now, can I replace it with a lung?"

The local tyrant Jin shook his head: "No, after being infected by the Tokiomi virus, you only have kidneys that are worth money, otherwise wigs would also be worth it. Many people want to study why it can be shaped with just one swipe."

"make a deal."

Faced with the temptation of Apple, Aizan shamefully sold his wig in exchange for the latest iPad.

After the deal was concluded, Tuhaojin disappeared. In its words, he had completed the sales task and decided to go on vacation.

So, in the abandoned castle, only Fuji, Green Beard, Shusuke, Kanyue, Steward, Hatsune and Aizen Soyousuke are left again.

Ninja Yushi silently supported his forehead: "So, what is it for?" He subconsciously turned his head and found someone drooling, "..."

Chen Xiaolu silently wiped the suspicious liquid on his chin: "I really want...can I use the current colorful fur?"

"... Is the point here?"

Aizan who got a new iPad smiled and said, "I wanted to kill you slowly, but for the sake of new toys, I'll send you on your way cleanly."

Green Beard: "Should I thank you?"

"You don't have to thank me. If you want to thank me, go and thank Jobs."

"...No, I don't want to see him yet."

"It's up to you!" After finishing speaking, Aizen took out his ipad and stabbed Fuer's kidney fiercely!

"Ah! My kidney!!!"

With such a scream, Buer died.

"Yeah!" Chen Xiaolu jumped up and cheered, "We won!"

"But, if you don't get rid of that guy, this game won't end, right?"

"Don't worry, it's alright!"

"...you look confident."

"necessary!"

Just like what Chen Xiaolu said, with the death of Green Beard, the housekeeper seemed to be satisfied at last. Guan Yue in the light screen was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he looked left and right, as if he didn't understand what was going on now .

But before he could draw any conclusions, Lan Ran had already stabbed the ipad into his kidney again: "You too will die under my kidney-picking artifact!"

"Achu!"

"Hey! Didn't you say it's all right?"

"It doesn't stop me from worrying about him!"

"..." So is there something wrong or nothing?He didn't want to face that iron broken chrysanthemum! TAT

What a moon watch!

But nothing messed up.

He opened his mouth calmly, and—

Spit out a mouthful of blood!

Seeing this mouthful of blood "splash", Lan Ran's face was blurred.

Just as this guy was wiping his face, Guanyue suddenly grabbed the ipad and inserted it directly into Aizen's kidney! ! !

Blue Ran: "...I...my kidney...my kidney kills each other...Ah!!!"

So Aizen also died.

Guan Yue won the final victory, like it!

Yushi Ninzu: "...Hey, is this the so-called unfinished ending?!" I can't find the sense of reality at all, okay?At this time, shouldn't the battle be fought for [-] rounds and continue for another [-] or [-] chapters before the final result is reached?What a chance to make up the number of words, bastard, just let it go like this, which is obviously not the malicious style of the big universe!

Chen Xiaolu said very calmly: "It's unfinished or something, just get used to it." As the "first writer" in this world, she somehow understands the malicious thoughts of the big universe-since the number of words has been collected from last year to this year That's it, let's change to another copy and continue to make it!

"Wait! Why is it okay for Guanyue to be stabbed in the kidney?" Bu Er, who didn't even die if his stomach was broken, died, no matter how you look at it, it's unscientific!

"That..." Chen Xiaolu grabbed the chicken feather again, and smiled charmingly, "Because I removed his kidney once a long, long time ago, oh, I removed both of them together."

Shinobu: "..."

——Guan Yue, you are such a warrior!