【asshole!I actually failed!This is impossible!I do not believe! ! ! 】

Compared with the "Voice of Injustice" that comes with the system, Guanyue-jun's expression is extraordinarily solemn. He knows that his wife will not be able to get rid of this vicious circle no matter how many years, but what he never expected is...

He stared at someone, and said in a clear voice: "You actually attacked the old woman, you beast."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Why does this sentence sound so familiar?As if she had just said something similar to him not long ago?Ahhhhh, is this a present report?The problem is...she didn't want to make a move at all, okay?She can't do such shameless things!

"Sure enough, it's a beast." Dai Kotaro sighed sincerely, "I don't know if the old lady is married or not."

"You, wife-controlling, are you qualified to accuse me?!" Chen Xiaolu was furious.

"Anna, when will we get married?"

Chen Xiaolu stared at Xiao Niaoyi's old lady, feeling that she was not well, a mouthful of blood spilled out of her mouth...

Look at the "happy to hear and see" expressions of other people, she...she...she really wants to activate the Lucky Z halo newspaper! ! !

【snort!If you fail, just fail, just pretend that I have never had this goal, and my success rate of picking up girls is still [-]%!Since women can no longer satisfy me, maybe men are more suitable.I'm tired of women who can be captured easily, so I've decided that my next target is a man! 】

Guan Yue: "..."

"Pfft!" Chen Xiaolu smiled unkindly, she knew that no matter how many years her husband could not get rid of this vicious circle, the man blessed by Akira Ishida was always full of gay spirit, this must be Tokiomi's fault !

[The target appears! 】

This time, there is no need to choose a target, it pops up by itself.

Several people took a closer look, and saw a blond man wearing yellow and blue striped briefs slowly approaching from a distance. About ten catties of water were injected, and it was bulging, giving people the urge to "poke it to see if there will be water flowing out".As he walked, he kept showing off his oiled muscles. Under the sunlight, it almost blinded people's eyes.

When the man approached, the people who were stunned by the stabbing realized that this guy was actually a foreigner.

"Hello, how are you all? I'm fine!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's the matter with this greeting full of celestial sketches?

"Wow, handsome guy, you look so handsome! Your muscles look so strong!" The strong man stared at the ugly man, twisting his body silently, "Are you interested in having a philosophical date with me? ?”

Chou Tang Man: "..." Sorry, I have an appointment!

【Why?Why is he not looking at me?No, I must find a way to regain his sight, he is mine!What should I do? 】

【A. Do a striptease dance;】

【B. Take off your shirt to show your muscles;】

【C. Recite a poem with tears in her eyes. 】

Guan Yue: "..."

Chen Xiaolu leaned over and whispered, "Ahem, the rules seem to have changed." In the past, A was the best, but now A is the worst.

"...I don't need you to tell me about this kind of thing."

"So, you should choose C."

"..." Fu forehead seemed to have no other choice, after all, he didn't like to burst his shirt in public.

He silently chose three, and quickly recited an ancient Japanese poem, but unfortunately...

[Ding dong!Must have tears in my eyes! 】

Guan Yue: "..." Is it strange that this kind of thing can be done?

Chen Xiaolu encouraged him: "Think about it, what is the saddest thing in your life?"

"Married you."

"...Hey! What about the most painful thing?"

"Married you."

"...What is the thing you regret the most? Don't say it, I already know, married me, right?!"

"Do not."

"Hey?"

"Know you."

"You're enough!" Chen Xiaolu flipped the tables in the store on the spot, "Break off! I want to break off with you!"

When she lifted the table, Guan Yue stretched out her leg silently, allowing it to bump into her.Regardless of temperament, this kind of impact is enough to make the body instinctively shed tears, and then he quickly recites poetry and clears the level.

Chen Xiaolu: "...Why don't you hit the table yourself?"

Guanyue found a stool and sat down, and answered a very cheating answer: "I don't have the tendency to self-harm." Although he said that verbally, in fact he has always been satisfied with his current life, regret, sadness and pain... ...I really can't think of it anyway.It's already good, and there is nothing to regret.Even if there are some small disappointments occasionally, they are just embellishments of life, nothing more.

"..." So he was disabled by her?Don't make trouble!She is not so cruel!

"Oh!" This poetry seems to have successfully attracted the attention of the strong man. He looked at Guanyue and said with admiration, "Is this Japanese poetry? It's so beautiful. Although I can't understand it at all, But it seems to be very powerful!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, what kind of cultural person are you pretending to be!

"It's only now that I realize that you are really a rare beauty."

Guanyue twitched the corner of her mouth: "...hehe."

"The dark hair and eyes are very classic."

"……Ha ha."

"Hey, beauty, I have a yacht by the sea, would you like to play with me? I can help you apply sunscreen, the same as mine!" After finishing speaking, he began to show his glistening muscles again.

【Well, how should I answer? 】

【A, yes, but I need to change into a swimsuit;】

[B, yes, but can I go naked;]

【C, No, let's go directly to the hotel. 】

Guanyue silently chose the only option A.

"Okay, beauty, I'm waiting for you!"

Accompanied by the passionate words of the strong man, the perspectives of several people changed again.

They showed up in a swimsuit shop that was luxuriously decorated and well stocked.

"Wow, it's so beautiful!" As a woman who loves shopping by nature, Chen Xiaolu felt that being here was like a paradise, but, "There seems to be something wrong." Where is it?

In the end, Dai Kotaro made it clear: "It seems that there are only women's swimwear here."

"what!"

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