[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Someone who was once again smeared by the malice of the big universe vomited blood: "Big, big brother... can we not fight?"

The green monster smiled and said, "Of course..."

Chen Xiaolu cheered up: "Huh?"

"no!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Since you want to reject me cleanly, why bother to gasp!Bastard, it's just a dwarf who turned into a monster, so why is he so arrogant?As for?

Ryoma, who had regained his "fighting spirit", felt in his chest pocket. After a while, he took out a huge tennis racket, and then took out a tennis racket that was as big as two people's heads and looked like a tennis ball. The... tennis ball.

"bring it on!"

Chen Xiaolu: "...You'd better just kill me!" Comparing tennis with this is suicide, isn't it? !

Ryoma: "...how can I violate sportsmanship? Are you insulting me?"

"Anyway, I won't fight with you!"

"If you don't hit me, I'll bite you up and eat you!"

"Come on, come on, I'm going to die anyway, why should I be beaten up by you before I die?"

"You...you are too much!"

"Where am I going too far?"

"You go too far!"

"It's you who are going too far! How big is your body? How tall is your height? Obviously, you were only a dwarf before... If you have the ability, you can amputate your legs and fight us!"

Ryoma: "..." After being stunned for a moment, he suddenly sat down on his buttocks. The ground shook and the mountain shook. It hugged its head and cried loudly, "You bully me! I want to tell my father, you bully me!!!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, is his father Li Gang?

Thinking of this, she twitched the corners of her mouth and looked at the others, defending, "It's going to cry...it's none of my business..."

What responded to her were countless looks full of contempt.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." So, she just complained a little and didn't intend to bully anyone, okay?Anyway, anyway, "I don't care! I'm going to beat you!"

Looking up at the sky with patience: "Whose fault do you think this is all about?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." So TAT said, she really didn't do it on purpose!

With tears streaming down her face, she rubbed against her husband amidst the dancing chrysanthemums, begging for comfort and touch!

Director Guanyue stretched out his hand and touched her dog's head, and said, "It seems that there is only one fight?" Then, he took out a contract ball from his pocket and threw it on the ground, "Little Cucumber King Kong, you May I?"

"No problem, grandpa!" Huanghua Xiaojingang replied confidently, and then asked, "By the way, what is tennis?"

The rest: "..." Hey!How dare you say it's okay? !

Guanyue raised his forehead, but it's okay, he had already expected this situation: "In short, hit all the balls hit by the opponent back, and, moreover, can't cross the white lines on the other side, can you see it?" The rules are too complicated, in short, let's use the simplest book Buddha.

"Understood!" Little Cucumber King Kong said wittily, "Anyway, just pump it on its stomach, right?" It's so big, it's easy to hit!

The rest: "..." Hey!Is this really a child?

Thus, the ambition of Cucumber King Kong VS Ryoma officially begins!

The four teammates plus the uninvited homosexuals stood in a row, arms crossed one after another. The posture of standing one by one was mighty and domineering. Chen Xiaolu thought for a while, took off his coat and put it on his shoulders, and tied it with a rope. On the head: "Well, handsome."

The rest: "..." If Yukimura saw it, he would probably faint in the toilet and let Sanada carry it back, right?

"Who do you think will win?"

"It's hard to say..." Chen Xiaolu touched his chin, "From my professional point of view, these two belong to the same category."

The rest of the people looked sideways: What professional eyes does this guy have?

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!It's too obvious to look down on people, you bastard!She gritted her teeth, "Although I don't know as much about tennis as you do, but! Who knows Little King Kong better than me?!"

The rest: "..." Cough, this is really...

"Hmm, huh." Chen Xiaolu snorted a few times proudly, and continued to analyze, "These two people are not ordinary, they are both men shrouded in the halo of the protagonist. Let's fight! Which side can win the final victory? Let's wait and see!"

The rest: "..." Isn't it the same as not saying anything after talking for a long time?

"So, what are the worldviews of these two dramas?" At this moment, the gay man may speak.

Chen Xiaolu replied: "Little King Kong's words should be regarded as the background of fairy gods, right? Monsters and gods..."

"Then, the force value in that world must be high?"

"Yeah." She nodded, "It's true that it's very tall. But, the other side is not an ordinary person." Chen Xiaolu raised his forehead, "When the dragon horse first appeared on the stage, the world was barely normal... After that ...Well, although there are occasional strange things like Brother Cun, it is generally considered scientific. But! Since he has grown tall, everyone has become a superpower boy..." She said sadly, " As long as I think about my children growing up in such a world, I can't help feeling sad... So, I decided to let them learn tennis from an early age."

The rest: "... Huh?" Hey, don't you think something is wrong?

"You guys don't understand! The setting of the world is that you can gain superpowers by learning tennis!" Chen Xiaolu looked away, "If you don't want to be beaten, you can only have the ability to beat people, this is a must!"

The rest: "..." Hey, is it really okay to educate children with this obviously improper way of thinking?

"So, everything is the fault of Ryoma growing taller!!!"

Probably because the voice of this sentence was too loud, Mr. Long Ma who was playing tennis subconsciously yelled "Blame me?", and then was hit in the abdomen hard by the ball returned by Xiao Jingang again, and fell to the ground.

The result of the game has temporarily become 1:0.

"Looking at it this way, even the setting of superpowers can't compare with the mythical background." The gay man said observingly.

Chen Xiaolu shook his head: "If I were you, I wouldn't think so."

"Oh? What's your opinion?"

"Don't forget, Long Ma is the protagonist, and the halo that comes with him will make him 100% reversed in desperation!" Chen Xiaolu analyzed seriously at this moment, as if possessed by the god of wisdom, "So, no matter what you say, It doesn't matter, the important thing is later!"

"You mean Little King Kong will lose?"

"No, that guy is also the main character! So, I dare to say," Chen Xiaolu pushed his unfounded glasses, and said confidently, "This game will become—a protracted battle!!!"

The rest: "..." Please don't be crowed.

But unfortunately, she really has this function.

So, this match... lasted for three days.

The sad Chen Xiaolu fell to the ground: "I'm hungry...hungry..."

"Hey! That's a man's head mushroom, you can't eat it!!!"