[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Because the walls on both sides of the road are inlaid with street lamps, the passage on the left is brightly illuminated.I have to say that although the road in the middle has a strong smell of Brother Cun and Uncle Wenyi, there is no doubt that people often pass by on the left side, because the ground along the way is very clean.

But, for some reason, the more he walked, the more disturbed Chen Xiaolu felt.

"Ah Chu..." She finally couldn't help crying out.

The black cat turned his head, "Well,"

"Do you have a bad feeling,"

"Not good,"

"Yeah." Chen Xiaolu nodded, "It seems that something is looking at you... Hey, the hair on my body seems to be blown up, do you see it?"

"..." Although he didn't feel the so-called "bad feeling", the hair on her body was really curled up. Moreover, he noticed another point, "The temperature seems to be a little high."

After the colorful dog was taken aback, she nodded sharply: "Yes!" That's right, she felt something strange, did the temperature increase?I don't feel it even if I don't talk about it, but when I talk about it...she stretched out her paw and touched her stomach, "It's all sweat!"

"Is it because you have too much meat on your stomach?"

"……what?!"

Guanyue raised the corners of her lips slightly, no woman would not respond when she was called "fat", and her stupid wife was no exception.

"You mean my stomach is melting?"

"..." Well, he was so naive.

"It's great!" Chen Xiaolu completely forgot what he said just now "it's not good", he raised his four feet and ran forward, "It's a good place to lose weight!"

Guan Yue silently stretched out his paws to cover his face: "..." It's really horrible.Originally, IQ was enough to make people foolish, but now that they have become a dog, they have broken the bottom line of life. Is it really okay like this?

Looking up again, a certain dog had disappeared.

He: "..." How much sportsmanship should be so strong when you are a human being?

Before he finished complaining, there was an exclamation of "Ah!" in front of him. Guanyue ran over quickly, and then saw a colorful dog looking up with its mouth wide open, because the mouth was too open. Big, iridescent drool almost "tick-tocked" down.

And when he actually walked to her side, he was also stunned: "This is..."

What appeared in front of them was a bronze gate.

There are not too many decorations on it, it just stands plainly and thickly at the end of the passage.

But it made the two viewers feel a strong momentum, or in other words, a sense of depression.

"Is it really an arsenal?" Thinking of the unreliability of this world, Guan Yue suddenly felt that her wife's guess might be quite reasonable.

"No, it's not!" It's a pity that someone vetoed his own statement.

"..."

"I think, I know what's behind it." Chen Xiaolu reversed his cheerfulness before, his tone was deep, and even a serious expression appeared on his face, as if he was a different person... no, it was a different dog.

Guan Yue naturally became serious: "What is it?"

"Yes……"

"Yes?"

"Yes……"

"yes??"

"Yes……"

"...Believe it or not, I will shoot you."

Well, this time Chen Xiaolu finally stopped playing around, and she shouted happily: "It's the ultimate!"

"what?"

"And the naive little brother who is waiting behind you...too cruel!" Wiping away colorful tears, the little chrysanthemums danced.

"Hey!" The idiot knew what this guy had brought in again. Several veins popped out of the black cat's head, and finally he couldn't hold back and gave her a paw, "Can you stop thinking about it?"

"But..." Chen Xiaolu lay on the ground, holding his head in aggrieved face, "That's all I can think of when I see the bronze door."

Guan Yue sighed helplessly, stepped forward and tried to push the door, but unfortunately, with the strength of a kitten, trying to push this kind of bronze door open is nothing short of whimsical, he shook his head: "...return the same way Let's go." It seems that this way is not going to work.

"Oh." Chen Qicaigou Xiaolu nodded obediently. In a sense, she has always been obedient, even if she always accidentally caused various accidents... that was not her original intention!It was really the "lucky Z" marked on her personal attributes that worked. Besides, compared to someone who turned into a runaway No. [-] machine with blood all over her face, her luck was actually pretty good... probably!

One cat and one dog decided to choose another path, but unfortunately they turned around, and there were footsteps and... people talking behind them.

"Partner, what exactly is this place?"

"do not know."

"Is it a treasure?"

"Wow, I got rich!"

"Yushi, why don't you speak?"

"...Yue Ren, why did you choose this path?"

"Because I smell it." After the boy finished speaking, he chuckled a few times, "The smell of my destined gay friend!"

Shinozu: "..." What is that? Hey!Are you human? ? ?

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Who is the dog?

In a sense, the two are in tune.However, it is not only their thoughts that are in harmony, but also their sense of suffering.One person wants to get rid of the mentally ill team that lowers IQ but can't, and the other is about to be caught by the mentally ill team. If you vote for this year's "hard-working duo", these two probably deserve it.

First brother?

Since marrying his wife, he has become the "King of Suffering" and he should not look down on that award.

#On the importance of marrying a reliable wife#

Sadly, returns don't seem to be possible anymore.

"What should I do?" Seeing someone coming, Chen Xiaolu panicked.

"I can't help it, let's try to push the door together." If it is a human form, there is more or less a way; if it is a normal cat and dog shape, there may be a way; but the problem is, a teacup dog and a teacup dog Cats of the same size, it is too difficult to fight against four...well, three athletic teenagers.

"it is good!"

At the order of her husband, Chen Xiaolu immediately showed the true meaning of "the husband sings and the wife follows", and he slammed his head against the door with his head down!

She hit!

She hit!

She bang bang bang bang!

"Clap!"

Fell to the ground.

"……What are you doing?"

"Isn't that how TV dramas are played?" A dog with eyes full of gold stars burst into tears, "Break into the door or something."

"This is the bronze door!" Help, her brain is already stupid enough, if she hits it again, the remaining 1 point of IQ will completely fly away!

So the two began to push the door with their bodies.

I tried hard for a while, but it still didn't work. At the same time, the sound of footsteps and voices was getting closer and closer. The black cat frowned slightly, and it seemed that it could only find another chance to escape.

Right at this moment-

"Ah!" The colorful dog stood upright again, drawing circles on its head with its two paws, showing a suddenly enlightened expression.

"what?"

"I remembered how to open the door!"

"... Huh?" Bad feeling...

"Really!" Chen Xiaolu said confidently, "Usually this kind of door requires blood to recognize the master!"

"Dropping blood to recognize the Lord?" Guanyue's head was covered with black lines, which novel did he read about the bloody content?

Chen Xiaolu clenched his fists: "That's right!" Looking back, "Yan Jun, do you still remember?"

"...that strange guy who has been following you?" Blackface.

"It's so strange." But that's not the point, "He was made by dripping my blood!" Although the source of the blood is a bit strange... Cough, but that's not the point either!She silently threw herself on the black cat beside her, and grabbed one of his ears, "So, Ah Chu, you are on your own!"

"..." Why must he be the one who bleeds?

"Don't worry, I will bite quickly and lightly, and it won't hurt! I'll bite!... Aww! My meat pad!!!"

"..." Is there such a stupid person in the world?Can you bite yourself when you bite others?

Chen Xiaolu burst into tears again, could this be the legendary "what he deserves"?It's so cruel... But since it's bleeding, it can't be wasted. She inhaled the colorful snot, and tremblingly slapped the slightly torn flesh pad on the bronze door: "Open it for me!"

The door remained motionless.

"...Go! Go!" Clap your paws!Don't let her blood and efforts go to waste! QQ

The door remained motionless.

"Open... Open Sesame! Alibaba! Forty Thieves!" TAT

The gate... well, who cares about her!

"Chrysanthemums open the door!"

Guanyue supported his forehead: "Don't..."

"Squeak-"

The door opened.

"Great! It's a success!" The applause circled around.

"..." What about logic?do you died?Well, the logic of this world has been dead for a long time.No, what really needs to be cared about is the extremely lost spell to open the door, right?

"Let's go, let's go in!" Chen Xiaolu was moved and burst into tears, "I can finally see the ultimate, so happy!"

"you think too much."

"Otherwise, what do you think it will be inside? A big man with nothing to do?"

"Don't you think the examples you gave are too contrasting?"

"What?"

"Have."

"Hey~"

Probably because of the opening of the door, the two of them had the leeway to bicker like this again, but after walking through the door, they realized that the door didn't close automatically like the floor before, even though Chen Xiaolu ran over to hold it down and shouted The same goes for "Chrysanthemum closes the door" twice.

After the two looked at each other, they ran forward one after another.

While walking, the temperature is getting higher and higher.

If it was only vaguely perceived outside before, then this feeling is extremely clear at this moment.

Chen Xiaolu's hair that had been blown up before was completely lying down, no doubt, it was wet from the constant sweat.

Not only her, but Moon Watching Meow as well.

And at this time, they finally came to the end of the world in the door.

There they saw—

ultimate!

……This is impossible.