can i eat your head off

01

Tim is a pelican.

Like his brothers and sisters, Timi also has strong curiosity and thirst for knowledge, and wants to stuff his mouth and roll around no matter what.

After all, because of his racial advantage, he was born with an all-encompassing big mouth.

But unlike his siblings, he is extraordinarily polite.

For example, when another pelican bites the cat's head in one bite.

Prompt: "Hi, dear Mr. Cat, may I swallow your head in my mouth?"

Then he gets scratched by the cat.

When other pelicans bit the dog's head.

Prompt: "Hi, dear Mr. Dog, may I swallow your head in my mouth?"

Then he was bitten by a dog.

When other pelicans bite the giraffe's butt.

Tibi tremblingly stood in the distance: "Hi, dear Mr. Giraffe, sorry to bother you."

Titus kept running into obstacles in his quest for knowledge and was about to give up when he heard that one of his brothers had swallowed a human head into his mouth.

So Tibi squatted on the side of the street for a long time, waiting for a fate.

When a tall, thin, white and clean human being with a small head and a dense head came, Tibi's heart skipped a beat.

This, is this the feeling of heartbeat!

For the first time, I was so shy that I didn't dare to go forward.

When he squatted on the road that the man had to pass for the fifth time, Tifu cheered himself up and decided not to be a coward anymore.

He walked boldly, with a rainbow-like aura, swaggeringly walked in front of humans, and said, "Hello, respected Mr. Human, may I swallow your head into my mouth?"

Tibi blushed involuntarily, anxiously waiting for the verdict.

However, after a long time, none of the human beings in front of them said any words of rejection.

Tibi's eyes suddenly filled with light, he didn't refuse me!

This is the man!

I like him!

Do not!

I love him!

The love in his life was about to overflow, he opened his mouth wide, and swallowed the head of the human being in front of him into his mouth.

02

Jing Ming felt that he had been hit.

He has always believed in scientific materialism, but a big bird with an oversized mouth spoke human words to him.

And asked him if he could bite him?

Is this a question for a good bird to ask?

Of course not!

He was just stunned and didn't react, so his face was covered with a mouthful.

So rude!

Moreover, Jing Ming discovered that he was being followed.

by a bird.

He went to search for this toucan, and the results came out quickly. Its scientific name is pelican. The evaluation of this bird on the Internet is "a stupid and cute bird that eats everything".

Jing Ming didn't think it was very appropriate, a bird that would eat anything, could be sculpted no matter how it listened.

03

When Jingming came home for the tenth time and noticed something following him, he decided that he could no longer sit still.

He walked slowly on purpose, and when he entered the corridor, he turned around and caught the suspect who was following him.

-'s big mouth.

"Why are you following me?" Jing Ming frowned, with a bad tone.

Tiqi fluttered his two big wings, and signaled Jingming to let go of his mouth with a "woo woo".

Let Jing Ming let go, he is a reasonable person, and a death row inmate still has the right to defend himself, so a stalker should also have the right.

Titu looked expectantly: "Dear Mr. Human, can I, can I make friends with you?"

"..." And then you swallowed it in one gulp?Of course not!

Tiqi blinked a few times, as if he didn't understand his silence, he stammered: "Can, can you?"

Oh shit.

What a toucan! That wink is so darn cute!

"Yes." Jing Ming said.

04

Jing Ming brought home a pelican that had an unreasonable desire for his head.

Timi sat upright on the sofa, with his wings folded on his chest, looking very cute.

Jing Ming said in his heart that he must not be deceived by false appearances. After all, this big bird had just swallowed his head ferociously ten days ago.

Jing Ming poured tea for the guests, and held the teacup in his arms, the two looked at each other speechlessly.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

In order to break the embarrassment, Tiqi blushed and said, "Mr. Human, can I stay and finish the meal?"

"..." Of course not!

Maybe it was because he felt that he was overstepping the rules, and his fur was about to burn, but the white feathers were actually a little powdery.

Hold!

Jingming cursed secretly.

What kind of toucan is this! How can it have such a beautiful color!

"Yes." Jing Ming said.

05

Jing Ming saw that the bird's eyes were shining brightly, and a hungry tiger almost swallowed his head in its mouth.

So Jing Ming got up quickly and fled to the kitchen.

Jing Ming has always lived alone, and usually no one comes, so he can make do with food, but now that a guest suddenly came, he decided to show his talents.

Jing Ming wanted to use his culinary skills to frighten this evil bird.

As a result, the bird gave him face very much.

"Did you do all this yourself?"

"You are too good!"

"Your cooking is really delicious!"

"I've never seen such a good-looking person who can cook like you!"

"You are so gentle!"

"you……"

……

Jingming was very useful.

After all, who doesn't love hearing rainbow farts?

06

Tifu suddenly remembered that he was eating and drinking for free here, and he hadn't declared his family yet.

Tifu said, "My name is Tifu."

Jing Ming was in a good mood when he praised him, and temporarily forgot his big mouth thinking about his own head.

So he decided to tease him.

Jingming imitated the vague tone and said, "May I call you Xiaoti?"

Blushing, he replied: "Yes."

Xiaoti's name is not very nice, Jingming said again: "May I call you Xiaopai?"

Ti Mu blushed even more, and replied: "Yes."

"Okay, little paste." Jing Ming said.

As soon as Timi heard him call Xiaopa, his heart went numb.

Tifu suddenly realized that he still didn't know the name of this person, so he asked him: "Mr. Human, don't you know your name?"

Without thinking about it, Jing Ming answered casually, "Father."

"Then can I call you daddy?"

Jing Ming choked on water, pulled the corner of his mouth and asked, "Why don't you call me little mom?"

Promptly said: "Okay, Mom."

07

Jing Ming saw that he was very serious, and felt an unspeakable sense of guilt in his heart.

"My name is Jingming." Jingming compromised.

"Then can I call you Xiao Ming?"

"..." Just kidding! Of course not!

When talking about it, his face was excited, his eyes were bright, and the whole bird was looking forward to it.

Oh shit.

Jing Ming beat his heart.

What kind of toucan is this! It will poke people's hearts and show off its cuteness!

"Yes." Jing Ming said.

08

After Jingming cleaned up the dishes and went back to the living room, he found that Tibi was still sitting on the sofa, with no intention of leaving at all.

Jing Ming: "You don't want to stay here anymore, do you?"

Timu's eyes were wet with water, and he bowed to Jingming: "Thank you so much!"

Jingming:??? Did I say something just now?

Jing Ming compromised and packed the sofa out for the big bird.

Tibi was very sensible, curled up and shrank to the corner of the sofa to save his own space.

Seeing this, Jing Ming sighed, thinking that this poor bird must have been bullied a lot at home, even sleeping in this pitiful curled up position.

Then, take him in for a while.

After all, it was just a bird, and he couldn't afford it.

As long as he stops thinking about his own head.

It doesn't look like an unreasonable bird, just discuss the matter with him, Jing Ming comforted himself.